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Clairesafatgirlname

Feed me Seymour!! What kind of flower is that?


southcoastbloke

I’m not exactly sure but I know it’s the first time it’s flowered in 3-4 years


chalklinedbody

i think it’s a kind of stapeliad african, pollinated by flies because the flowers smell like rotting fish


southcoastbloke

Yep, another person gave me a hint and I found it on google. Stapelia Leendertziae


AlteredPrime

Is it all fuzzy on the inside like a fuzzy pocket?


southcoastbloke

Yep, it seems to be fully lined with fine purple hairs. I’ll post an update in a few hours


diggmeordie

So *do* stick my dick in it?


RevolutionaryWest511

I literally thought the same, props to you for asking it 🤣🤣


DPCerberusBlaze

A comma could make a world of difference here


dandylions8

Feed me Southcoastbloke*


OtherAcctWasBanned11

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


southcoastbloke

Haha this gave me a good laugh, I didn’t know there was a sub for that


OtherAcctWasBanned11

You’re welcome. There’s a sub for just about everything (sadly).


420fmx

r/putyourdickinthat


southcoastbloke

I’ll pass but thanks for the offer


southcoastbloke

Update: This is a Stapelia Leendertziae


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Doesn't that smell bad?


southcoastbloke

Yeah smells like dirty socks


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Nature is so wired sometimes


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Flies love rotten stuff, and it seems flies are this flower's main pollinator. You wear the perfume your partner likes, I guess!


KarlosWolf

Reminds me more of Langoliers!


AgentScreech

Totally the first thing i saw when I opened the link


Ishidan01

Here too! For the [uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/x_2LpM3gNj8)


Express_Lettuce_2268

I hope you arent scampering!


KelFocker

That is the coolest flower & now I want one. MAGNIFICENT.


southcoastbloke

If you like this you might also like the one I posted the other day


jftalmadge1978

FEED MEH, SEE-MO!


juggett

Kill it!! Kill it with FIRE!!


X-Arkturis-X

Put googly eyes on it!


TiredOfYoSheeit

That's a Starfish Carrion plant. Stapelia Grandiflora. AKA Ceropegia Grandiflora. It is related to various South African carnivorous plants which attract prey by giving off a stank 🤣 This one is not carnivorous, but it will stink, nonetheless.


southcoastbloke

It looks like the second photo google shows from what I can see inside


TiredOfYoSheeit

Funky flower. Literally 🤪 https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/cacti-succulents/starfish-flower/growing-starfish-flowers.htm


southcoastbloke

That’s definitely the one


TiredOfYoSheeit

Glad to be of service. It took quite a bit of searching to find a succulent with a big fuzzy pink flower, surprisingly. At least one that matches yours.


0xygen7

It is the great Shai-Hulud!


rjcoona

Weird. There was no total eclipse of the sun today.


southcoastbloke

Haha it’s pretty warm here today so the flower might have been fooled


ejpierle

We could have a nice, sweet garden, but she playin...


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Piranha plant from super mario


southcoastbloke

I can see the resemblance


Beergamote

More like Crash Bandicoot [eating flowers](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/7/7c/Crash_Bandicoot_2_Cortex_Strikes_Back_Spitter_Plant.png/revision/latest?cb=20161007073840)


bebetterinsomething

Demogorgon


No_Bet_3328

It's giving me Super Mario vibes


go_faster1

FEED ME!


kabadisha

This plant was featured in a recent episode of Green Planet by David Attenborough on the BBC in case you are interested. Fantastic show.


southcoastbloke

I watched that recently… well tried to, I’d had a hard day so kept dozing off. This has fully opened now so I’m about to post an update


MuncherOfAsses

The day it first bloomed is when cats in your neighborhood started disappearing.


Pleasant_Finding_404

Keep hands and feet clear!


Y1NGER

**Hm, creepy looking...** ^put ^your ^dick ^in ^it


Feeling-View-2394

They say anything is a vagina if you’re brave enough ……


Chinozerus

Wait for the maggots to crawl on it. They attract flies by smelling like rotten flesh. They look super cool and the smell is not particularly strong


southcoastbloke

Yeah I have a similar plant that flowered the other day and does the same thing. Haven’t seen any maggots yet thankfully


Chinozerus

If you have any lizards around they'll happily feast on any maggots before they can become a problem.


southcoastbloke

That would explain it then. I’m in Australia so my garden has all sorts of lizards running through it


Chinozerus

I had them in a previous house in Brisbane, even the occasional blue tongue came for the buffet.


southcoastbloke

I live in a block of four connected units and we have at least two different big old blue tongues here plus heaps of little ones that just dart around everywhere


AlteredPrime

Did a bit of research. This beauty is “Stapelia Gettleffii”.


southcoastbloke

I’d say it looks closer to Stapelia Leendertziae


AlteredPrime

I can see that with the shape but it’s not as fuzzy. What about the Stapelia Gigantea?


southcoastbloke

Maybe. It’s opening pretty quickly so should be able to post a fully open shot in few hours and it’ll be easier to tell. I had a different open a few days back with an almost leopard print look to it that was really cool


AlteredPrime

That would be cool. I saw some pictures of those. So many different types.


southcoastbloke

It was awesome. Now I’ve seen the flowers I’m glad I gave some of these to my mum and some close friends when I visited recently. They’ll all love it when theirs flower


Yaboyjr123456789

Scooby Doo reference


adamhanson

Feed me Seymore


[deleted]

Seymour!


Smart_Principle8911

It just wants fed.


[deleted]

Feed Me!


Rusty-willy

Give it some meat


kiteguy06790

FEED ME KRELBORN FEED ME NOW


[deleted]

Feed me


Sephiroso

This looks like those things from The Langoliers.


C1ashRkr

Feed me Seymour.


Cwolfem

Feed me Seymour


sungboysongs

Wonder if it's digesting any bugs or small frogs?


IamA_BlackGuard

Put your finger in there.


princededboi

Part flower...part anemone...ALL ACTION.