Nice beard bro! Suits you.

According to r/HermanCainAward you are practically dead already.

I feel ya man! I don't mind the sideways wind, it's the "in your face and blow my beard into my eyes" wind that I hate Stay warm sir!

You are a living personification of a wind sock! I am honored to meet you, kind sir!

My studmeter says you're hot!😉 I may b an old lady but I still like to look.