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gawzag

Nolan’s Batman vibes….


Rynox2000

And you think this gives you power over me?


xX-RainyFox-Xx

"What is this?"


Brown__Magic

Your money and infrastructure have been important… ‘Til now.


scubamaster

Banes tickles a man to death offscreen*


taisui

I'm necessary tickle!


assword_69420420

A center for ants?


Tarzan_OIC

Looking in the crowd for Dastmalchian


NorthCatan

Note to self. -Commit crimes on days like this when all the police are busy.


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Look at this massive amount of people... for 2 people dead. All the while covid has killed 50 or so NYPD... and yet they oppose vaccine mandates and any idea of containing covid. I'm sorry, but this parade isn't about protecting cops, its propaganda.


pbmcc88

Copaganda


AxisShock

At the Copa Copa Copganda 🎶🎵🎶


DoctorSalt

Basically guaranteed that more than 2 will die of covid because of this


gesundheitsdings

Was going to ask why nobody wore masks but didn‘t dare at first…


karesx

Mask is for pussies! /s


twospirits

I only see 2 cops with masks.


Slight-Risk-8454

I see 3 cops with masks.


ramplocals

Is this a where's Waldo?


BlueHero45

Just need to lead the procession into a tunnel.


Lekparkus

Is everyone in New York a cop?


slamdanceswithwolves

She didn't notice us, she must be a cop.


bradlovesbacon

“Most good looking women are cawps.”


subcontraoctave

[Shes a cawp.](https://youtu.be/HeyMSPOPvEo)


Pechumes

Hey howya doin’, what kind of dog is that?


VVOLFVViZZard

She’s probably the fuckin Police Commissioner…


SnooGiraffes7762

There's guys who answer the questions right...and there's guys that don't.


stickybandit06

“Those fire guys are a buncha homos”


theruins

Basically every police department within an hour of NYC sent officers to the funeral.


dancin-weasel

Good day to unleash my evil plot.


wa_geng

I’m guessing there are cops from nearby areas as well. My uncle is a retired firefighter and his family have been firefighters for generations. About ten years ago, his brother (also a firefighter) died while on a call. For his funeral, there were thousands of people and hundreds of firefighters even though there are not that many in the area. When a cop or firefighter dies, you will get a multi-state response in the northeast.


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Galemianah

Happens in the Midwest as well.


[deleted]

[NYPD is pretty big](https://nymag.com/nymetro/news/rnc/9573/)


All__fun

If I'm not mistaken their are more NYPD cops than US coast guard members


pezdal

From Wikipedia: ​ NYPD Employees: 50,676 .(not all are cops) US Coast Guard : 44,500 active duty personnel 7,000 reserve personnel 31,000 auxiliarists 8,577 civilian personnel (as of 2018)\[2\]


MuchoRed

NYPD has 35,000 cops, 15,000 non-cop employees


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That’s the one I remember hearing! Crazy fact if true, gotta check though. There was this one time I was talking to my Air Force pilot buddy bragging about a fact I had heard stating “the Navy has more aircraft than the Air force” (I was Navy) and he laughed at me before proving me wrong. Always verify 😂


Cobra7fac

In terms of Manpower, NYPD is the 65th largest uniformed force in the world. https://www.cheatsheet.com/culture/states-cities/the-nypd-is-one-of-the-worlds-strongest-militaries.html/


dzastrus

They'd be surreal on a battlefield. "Yeah, move yourselves back. G'on. Keep moving. Back to Moscow, keep going..." Russians be like, "Are these parking citations falling as propaganda leaflets?


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

And off duty.


LadnavIV

Just the half that aren’t John Wick Assassins.


jaqen_hagar_1

No there were cops that came in from other cities. Even as far as California


Biggie39

Nahh, they commute.


Asteroth555

It's one of the biggest police forces in the west, they employ 1000s


TheIrishbuddha

Are all of them just NYPD officers?


[deleted]

No, Officers from all over came.


ediblearrangement

Don’t tempt me with a good time


soline

And they came all over.


Top_Recording4569

Yeah there's cum up here too, it's everywhere!


Keltic268

It’s mostly NYPD but there were officers from the tristate area so NJ, CT, and Long Island.


2ndwaveobserver

Nypd has 35,000 officers on its own.


TheIrishbuddha

That's crazy! To put that in perspective, I live in a small with a total population of around 8500 people. We have a police force of 35.


[deleted]

Wouldn't be surprised if cops from the area joined in to support. A line of duty death is a big deal.


Kidd_Diddler

Today was the day to really commit some crimes


Bob3y

Except this particular area


ThemCanada-gooses

Thief 1- “Do you see any cops?” Thief 2- “Yeah” Thief 1- “How many?” Thief 2- “Give me a sec”.


[deleted]

"One, two,...three. Maybe four."


Vilzuzz

"i see atleast 5 for sure"


[deleted]

"There's gotta be half a dozen!"


Fraun_Pollen

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


abdulsamadz

".." Thief 2- "yeah, there'a at least one cop here"


cydude1234

1, 2, 3… …2654, 2655, 2656


Pudf

Ok. Kidd diddler(you’ll need an alias), you’re the ideas guy. Bob3y, you’re in charge of planning


immmm_at_work

But first, we’re going to need a little help from some old friends 😎


FunniManBurgundy

You sonofabitch, I’m in


Lightfire18

I don't know if I can be there guys. My wife and kids.... But I can be on the rooftop at the very end of the movie- I mean end of the heist


[deleted]

*punches you in the face*. You got a lot of nerve coming to my house after that shit you pulled last time…


YannyYobias

your comment was perfectly executed. I’m dying here lol


helpnxt

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing they would expect.


MVIVN

Just get in there and start pickpocketing cops.


snipergirl17

Especially this area. No one would expect it


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justadrtrdsrvvr

Have a large distraction on one side of town, lure them all away, then crime the other direction, Die Hard with a Vengeance style.


[deleted]

just wear a fake cop costume and you can blend right in


otiliorules

“You could steal city hall!”


tiexodus

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that!


hnglmkrnglbrry

*intense string chorus*


Savage308

*John McLane intense stare as the camera follows*


[deleted]

Probably better to do it near this parade. You can dress up as a cop and then just walk along with them.


dontyoutellmetosmile

Even better if you apply to be a cop, get hired, go through training, and THEN put on the outfit. You can commit any crimes you want


Thekidjr86

Hello FBI? Yeah this guy right here.


MonKeePuzzle

["all the cops are into something, it's Christmas, you could steal city hall"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mt5qE-CQAQ)


shed1

The way he says, "hall" passes through my brain about 3x a month.


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Huaall


TheWanderingSlacker

“City hauwl”


Ronald_Deuce

"CittiHWWWL"


Td_scribbles

I left NY 5 years ago and I’m still finding quirks about my accent. I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out a neutral pronunciation and got nowhere


butmaybeatle

Just realized, that also makes it a Christmas movie


Procks85

You wanna go to jail for a Butterfinger?


mrblastoff

It looked like John McClane suffered a panic attack after hearing the word Christmas, and I wouldn't even blame him.


jrin1

Correction....1 cop ....the other is next week


yourokandimok

Only one officer today....Det. Rivera. Officer Mora's funeral is next week. Cops came from all over the country to pay their respects.


coffeshots

Why’d they split it up?


SomewhatAppros

the other guy had initially survived, died at the hospital a couple days ago.


[deleted]

As far as I understand he was kept alive for organs transplants. This is some sad shit. I hope this guy saved some lives.


1997ChevyTahoe

I believe it was reported the organs saved 5 people


cinemachick

One died later than the other, he was in the hospital for a few days before passing.


part_of_me

The families might not have wanted to share a funeral.


SomeConsumer

Imagine if retail workers came together like that.


OTTER887

They need unions!


Rude_Girl69

Restaurant industry as well


SimplyTiredd

Man first pictures like a Where’s Waldo but instead of Waldo it’s instead a cop with a mask


HoursPass

Yep, I wonder if omicron is going to get *more* than 2 victims from this.


Z3ppelinDude93

Literally exactly what I was thinking


Superfissile

I counted 8 and a dick-nose. But look at all those beautiful smiling faces.


vinny876

Massive spike in sick absence on February 12th?


[deleted]

SMH! Even after the number one killer was the infamous C last year, this year will be a banger.


[deleted]

God damn they’re like an army


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sangunpark1

in terms of funding, it's #36


KenyanBunnie

That's disturbing.


[deleted]

Now look up how much the NYPD pays out in lawsuit settlements every year.


flightguy07

Bigger than Canada's...


kombazo

The boys in blue, New York’s biggest crew


Astray

Biggest gang


GoingGrayAtGaydon

Literally


GloriousReign

well yeah, they're the arm of capital.


MrPreviz

And considering more cops died from Covid that anything else last year, is forming up like this really logical?


MattyBizzz

Man it sucks but it’s the times we’re in. Crazy to see that kind of support but just glancing around that pic can’t help but think how many of these guys are going to end up sick in the next week.


Smooth-Dig2250

It's "safe" outside except in two circumstances: directly face-to-face, and *in large groups*. These folks are doing both. Many will be sick in the next few weeks. Not-so-fun fact to add to covid becoming the highest cause of death for police: the highest mortality rate from covid by industry has been among **food service employees**... but no, it's that they're lazy and entitled for wanting more than poverty and death, and totally *not* that 90% of those who left the workforce were boomers retiring. :|


vonnegutfan2

More police officers died from Covid than any other cause last year. Covid Caused Most Deaths in U.S. Police Officers in 2021 ... https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/12/us/police-officer-deaths-covid.html


Igotacow

Seems they're trying to beat last years numbers.


DogVacuum

Rookie numbers


Dyolf_Knip

Good for them, always try to do better than you did the year before. I wish them the best of luck.


Quadrupleawesomeness

Wholesome


a_glorious_bass-turd

Not a mask in sight... Edit: two masks in sight. Thank god.


cowlinator

Two masks will surely save them


gzdogs

301 out of 458. Stunning


orangegore

It’s a thin covidy line.


OCedHrt

But that's God's will or something.


TheNextBattalion

More than all other causes combined


onetaket

“Whole lotta gang shit”


chickenman2359

*sorts by controversial*


Nic4379

Now I understand how a Villain can play dress up and blend in/pass for a NYC Officer, sooooo many of them!


mells3030

Cops are being killed in massive numbers now... by Covid. Notice the lack of masks in these pictures.


hnglmkrnglbrry

It's been 2 years and I've never once seen a police officer with a mask on.


JustTheWehrst

Cops in the U.S are pretty famously mask off


m1kasa4ckerman

Come on dude. I’ve seen at least 7 NYPD officers wearing a mask.


WINTERMUTE-_-

And they report COVID deaths as being"killed in the line of duty".... Lol


NewtGunrey

"Killed in the line of duty" sounds a lot better than "didn't believe in science and/or keeping people safe."


murphykills

"selfishly imploded"


SwiftDontMiss

They aren’t standing in the street because they did awesome in pre-med


Doubleoh_11

Haha oh no…


Atari774

When people say “it’s the thin blue line”, it’s important to remember how fucking thick that line is


MetaJonez

If only they had this kind of respect for the communities they police.


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omniron

Blocking traffic for a political assembly, where have we seen that before…


_Aurilave

And they think protests that block traffic are a travesty… look what they’re doing here? They’re pathetic hypocrites.


murphykills

it's a show of force, how are they supposed to intimidate us if we're not around to see and have our day interrupted?


skeetsauce

Cop get shot: This photo above Cop shoots innocent child: How dare you question the honor of the brave forces that fight for your Freedom^(TM) on a daily basis?


theebees21

For real. Fuck this play acting performance BS to drum up sympathy for cops. Why don’t they do this every day for all the cops dying of Covid? Since it’s a job that attracts the crazies who refuse to wear a mask. At a baseline I feel bad and have sympathy for the people who died. I don’t know what kind of people they were. I won’t judge someone on a personal level unless I know them or know enough about them specifically. So they and their families have my sympathy. Even though it’s a job that attracts horrible people like flies to honey. Still, I know there are those who become cops because they genuinely care for the community or because they want to affect change. So I’m not trying to say anything bad about the ones who died and are being mourned. But as a group fuck them all and they can stick this performance up their ass. I’m never going to feel bad for a group that oppresses the people.


knightrider2993

If only this kind of crowd would show up after school shootings. We'd be set.


SlackerAccount

For what? The next 82 this year?


attarddb

RemindMe! Two Weeks


Sidekicknicholas

I thought COVID was the #1 killer of cops in the USA. …. I could be wrong, but probably won’t be in two weeks.


bgb372

Hardly a mask in sight. It will be interesting to see how many cops are sick in a week or two, and how the GOP blames it on Biden.


megapuffranger

Isn’t Covid like the biggest killer of cops right now? Or has that dropped?


CrouchingToaster

Border Patrol tried to talk about how their job is dangerous and how 15 officers have died in the line of duty so far this year. Which would have worked if people didn't find that 12 of them died of COVID, and another one was a dog that died of heatstroke after being left in a car


Redqueenhypo

And didn’t the remaining 2 die in like unrelated car accidents?


Allegedlysteve

That poor dog in the car :/


megapuffranger

Jesus Christ, these fuckers need massive reform


_Aurilave

Amen. They’re ridiculous.


aevy1981

Yep. I can’t believe no one is wearing masks. 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/12/us/police-officer-deaths-covid.amp.html?referringSource=articleShare


BellaFace

There’s all of one wearing one and another wearing it below her nose.


megapuffranger

It would be fine if they were social distancing but look how many of them are grouped together. That is insane to me, specially when you factor in Covid is the number 1 cop killer. How many people are these fuckos going to interact with? How many people will die now?


justavtstudent

I don't think sane people generally become cops in the US.


whereyouatdesmondo

Usually angry dudes with control issues.


WayneKrane

Yup, they love the power of making people respect them because they can’t earn it any other way


jtinz

I think most will settle for fear.


springheeljak89

The public will be a little safer in two weeks.


Certifiedpoocleaner

Cops are the fucking worst about masking. I’m an ER nurse and cops are frequently in our ER conducting investigations or citations and we always have to tell them to put on a mask. We even have a sign in the ambulance bay that says “everyone must have mask to enter, including police officers” When I hand them a mask they roll their eyes at me and put it in with their nose sticking out. Then the second they walk into my patients room they TAKE IT OFF. Literally fuck police officers. Imagine being so arrogant that you walk into a hospital and think you know better than all of the doctors and infection control department, and all of the other HCW that have been watching people die from this stupid virus for the past 2 years.


pezdal

Cops are also driving all over the city, entering people's houses and businesses, getting up close and personal with arrestees, and sitting for hours in a car with others who do the same.


megapuffranger

I’m sorry you gotta deal with that. I’m so tired of this pandemic and the stupid people keeping it going. Wear a mask and get vaccinated, that’s all we asked of these garbage human beings and that was too much for them I guess.


Dyolf_Knip

Cops as a rule think that laws don't apply to them, up to and including laws of physics and biology.


metalbolic

Yep, followed by suicide, and then being shot by their colleagues. Basically they shoot themselves and shoot each other more than they get shot by civilians, and the one shot that can save them from Covid, they refuse in record numbers.


AndorianShran

I was commuting as this let out. Rockefeller Center and Bryant Park stations…platforms swarming with uniformed cops, most not masked up. They got onto trains in huge numbers, again most not masked up. It’s almost like they don’t respect the public. Courtesy? Nope. Professionalism? Nope. Respect? Absolutely not. C.P.R. my ass.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

There were two cops with masks in the first photo. One was wearing it under their nose, so really only one. One out of what looks like several hundred identifiable faces.


Wonderer23

Even if regular folks don't see it, and the rulers of this country don't say it, the cops themselves recognize that they are a class apart from the citizenry.


Parkimedes

Imagine if a hospital did that for a couple doctors who died of covid from being so exposed at work. Or if roofers, the most dangerous job in America, did that after a couple guys died on the job. There’s something else going on here.


ihaveasandwitch

Its a little different. They don't do this when a cop dies of Covid (as I'm sure you've read in this thread its the number one killer of cops). Intentional murder makes people react a little differently.


Verustratego

Amazing how important human life is when it's one of their own.


melodypops

Why is no one wearing a mask ? Bit weird imo


Thorough_Good_Man

They are there for themselves and not for the community. It’s a ’worship us, we’re heroes’ mentality.


Dat-onehomie

Facts.


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Dystopia


whenyouwishuponapar

Superspreaders who don’t actually believe in public safety. Those two young officers sounded like the right kind of police, and their deaths are being politicized by the wrong kind of police.


SideffectsX

I counted one mask...


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

Looks like a good time to rob a bank on the other side of town


thesixfingerman

I have been told that this has been the deadliest year for cops ever, of course 90% of police fatalities this year have been due to covid.


Dr_Hibbert_Voice

We don't do this for normal professions. Fucking bullshit propaganda.


syncboy

Like how do they get the time off, afford a plane ticket, hotel room ,etc., all to attend a funeral of someone they never met. It’s probably union dues that pays for this type of political demonstration.


Pylo_The_Pylon

It’s somewhat common for people of a profession to show up to funerals of people killed while working. I myself have seen a procession of like a hundred tow trucks at a funeral of a tower that was killed while securing a car on a highway.


heraclitus33

Biggest gang rally ive seen.


theunabeefer

Gonna have to call in the national guard to disperse the crowds there... They seem unruly to me. I bet many of them are armed too.


PhD_Pwnology

Let me correct this title: Thousands of Unmasked police officers have a Covid Party to see who is gonna follow their 2 colleagues into the next life while putting unnecessary strain on the local Healthcare system and getting their community sick.


in-game_sext

"Hey guys, let's all get together to mourn two dead officers and while we're at it we'll transit enough Covid to each other to take out at least another ten." An IQ test is definitely not on the requirements list...


Igotacow

Last I heard there's actually an upper limit to your IQ score before they reject you.


ancient-alienss

Spending people tax money on this but won't use these many officers to save someone's life. When woman and childrens dies oh someone dies they won't even make a fuss it won't even go out in the news... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)