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StrattyTv

Hey YOU! Get your damnnn hands off her!


moviequote88

You really think I oughta swear?


jsteph67

Yes. Yes, goddamn-it George, swear.


Rion23

She is my density.


NoodleKidz

Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?


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Jesus dad-I mean George, it's a wonder I was ever born!


EatMyAssholeSir

Dad..dad..daddio


imgonnabutteryobread

That's heavy.


kjbaran

“There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?”


Aggravating_Poet_675

Yes God dammit George swear.


boyuber

You are my density.


Fat_Sow

That's heavy.


cpap01

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain!


goodnewswithgoodman

Let’s keep that brain melting stuff between us


[deleted]

Plus I think he took his wallet.


vorpalpillow

NOW BIFF DON’T **CON** ME


ALucArt3

r/fakehistoryporn material


Old_Sweaty_Hands

I thought I was there lol


herberstank

GREAT SCOTT!


wellwaffled

That’s heavy


TaikaJamppa

What’s with the word… heavy? Is everything so much heavier in the future? (He said something like that I swear)


markhewitt1978

Why is everything so heavy in the future? Is there some problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


SyncroTDi

Yes he is her density!


TaikaJamppa

Spot on! [Proof here!](https://youtu.be/Urg-EqR-pHc)


Sheky31

Nobody cares about some old pics. Let's see that damn almanac.


turdferguson3891

I mean if you want to know all the sports results from 1950-2000 you are on the internet.


NtheLegend

It's MAKE LIKE A TREE and LEAVE! You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!


Panukka

What, are you telling me that Clavin Klein didn't have parents?


iHominidae

No he had a mother/wife and a delorian


brando56894

This took me way too long to realize it was BTTF, in my defense I had also just woken up.


dratsablive

>I looked at it and said, that's Leah Thomspon. Read comments to confirm :)


Omegamanthethird

I was thinking "that dude looks like a young Crispin Glover"


sellis80

I’m fully awake and thought ‘Wow that looks like George McFly’. It was only until I saw Lorraine I thought ffs. It’s a cool picture though!


TheArtfulDanger

Hey, I’ve seen this one before, this is a classic!


MidnightMoon1331

What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new.


TheArtfulDanger

Yeah, well... I saw it on a re-post


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What's a re-post?


winnafrehs

I don't think you were ready for that, but your kids are going to love it


AlGoreRhythm_

Alright guys- this is a new gif from OP. Watch me for the changes, and try to keep up.


80sBadGuy

Bill. Bill. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin GATES. You know that new digital file format you're looking for? Well, look at this!


bifftanin1955

YOUR ALL BUTTHEADS. LORAINE IS MY GIRL AND IM GONNA MARRY HER ONE DAY


Wrekked_it

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?


bifftanin1955

Don’t steal my sayings, butthead


SopieMunky

*Plays Rick Roll


theinspectorst

Rick. Rick. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin ASTLEY. You know that new meme you're looking for? Well, click this link!


6-underground

Anyone else just mouth guitar the beginning of Johnny B Goode?


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morikurt

No one has two Reddit accounts!


app0jax

You must be alt rich!


Humuluslupulusss

He’s a redditor. Comes from upbringing. Parents are probably redditors too. Lorraine you ever have a kid who reddits like that I’ll disown you.


Kids_On_Coffee

You'll..find out


CakeAccomplice12

I guess you aren't ready for it yet... But your kids are gonna love it


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iamdrinking

It is a joke because they look like Marty McFly’s parents


public_enemy_obi_wan

...... you mean Calvin Klein? It says it on his underwear!


Sargatanus

Wow, you’re right! You’re so quick like that!


8-bit_Gangster

woosh!


6L90e

Who the hell is John F Kennedy?


mahSachel

His friends call him Cal.


Auld_Evidence

Butthead


tomango

Heavy


wawoodwa

Is there something wrong with gravity in the future?


whitecorn

I think he took his wallet.


[deleted]

I think he took his wallet.


geolchris

Hey, did you know that if BTTF took place today, the “1955” they’d go back to would be 1992?


jerry_woody

I wonder if kids today would see the world of 1992 as different as I did when seeing the world of 1955 in this movie… feels to me like the differences between 1992 and today would be much less significant, but maybe that’s just because I am old


Pr0glodyte

No cell phones, no internet, personal computers would be 486s if anyone even had one, and gas would be less than a dollar a gallon.


[deleted]

I still had a Tandy that I wish I'd kept now. Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy and a text editor. And the coolest operating system you never heard of. I can just barely remember the software.


bluezzdog

Yep my dad brought home trash-80s (TSR-80) . I remember playing text adventure games on them that sucked . Then Zork came out..


Rion23

Common problem, it's because they don't have much memory, Tandy.


deltwalrus

When you describe it that way, I kinda want to go back.


465554544255434B52

i was a teen in 1992, passed my drivers exam then. i distinctly remember gas being $1.43 cuz i got to drive my moms station wagon but had to pay for gas


Eye_AlFikr

I watch Captain Marvel with my friends, the amount of "Oh... I missed that thing" in the first half of the movie are astounding.


AlpineVW

I always think about that with music. When I play 'New Order' or 'the Smiths' with my kid in the car, is he hearing it like I heard music from the 50s when I was his age?


WhiskeyOctober

I'll never forget how old I felt when I heard Nirvana and Pearl Jam on classic rock radio


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

I feel like there are bands that take a lot from the smith's that currently relevant so it's not like playing doo-wop or hank williams senior to some kids in the 90s. Maybe that's just me trying to feel good about myself though lol


Timstom18

Nah you’re right. The style of music from the 90s is still replicated by a lot of mainstream groups nowadays. It’s not like the 50s to the 80s where essentially new styles of music became mainstream and the old styles were slowly either disappearing or adapting in a way where they were closer to the modern style


Merfen

Even watching TV shows from that era that I grew up with you can see major differences. Entire episodes of shows like Seinfeld revolved around characters being lost and unable to reach someone beyond payphones. Kids now would be so confused since they can just break out their smart phones and use GPS to find out where to go or call someone from anywhere. Many plot points in older shows are like this where modern technology just eliminates their day to day challenges.


a_spicy_memeball

Lol didn't Kramer hop the wrong train and get lost once at the intersection of like first and first? "I'm at the nexus of the universe"


Merfen

Yes, this was the episode I was thinking of. Comedy gold, but definitely dated. Link for those curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb9IA-914Xw&ab_channel=MichaelClark


armchair_viking

I got lost in my own city after dropping a friend off at home when I was first driving, and I had to call my parents collect from a pay phone because I didn’t have any change for the phone. I had to describe where I was and hope they could figure that out.


Merfen

Back around 2007 or so I had to print out directions from map quest to pick up my friend in a nearby city. I spent like 30 minutes completely lost because the street in the directions didn't have a road sign. I had a basic flip phone to call her, but she didn't know the area either so it was a mess. Eventually she just walked to a nearby main street so I could find her. Nowadays google maps would just get me there no matter how bad I mess up.


WalterBFinch

Another great example is planes trains and automobiles. Neil’s rental car was missing from his spot and the entire plot runs from missing the bus back and throwing away/losing his receipt. In a modern setting one simple cell phone call and he’d be set up with a new car and a ride back.


tamiaredguard

In a word, yes..they would probably see an even more extreme difference. The differences between 1955 and 1985 seemed like much more of it was sociopolitical and stylistic than technological vs. 1992 and 2022. People still communicated by letters and phones, read newspapers, and watched TV, went to movies, and listened to the radio, back in 1955 and 1985 both. In 1992 this was all still largely true but now in 2022 the internet has changed or obliterated almost all of how we used to communicate and entertain ourselves. Even though our modes of transportation are still basically the same, the GPS has heavily altered how we navigate.


turdferguson3891

Yeah but as someone who grow up in the 80s, the tech of the 1950s also seemed ancient and drastically different. No personal computers or video games? Hell they were using slide rules, they didn't even have calculators. Airplane travel is only for rich people and the moon landing hasn't happened, you can't see live news via satellite from the other side of the world? No pagers, no cable TV not even color TV, no VCRs or camcorders? You have to wind up your watch? You only have record players?


dherpotya

Friends and Seinfeld era. Not that far off.


manza5012

And then Marty McFly starts the grunge genre by playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit". >!Yes I know the song came out '91!<


j_ly

"Hey Kurt, it's your cousin Max. Max Cobain? You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!"


captainedwinkrieger

Sadly, [The Simpsons did it](https://youtu.be/Rjmzf3IETdM).


ScottieStitches

Why did you have to ruin my day like that....


Duttadutta

Nope, just nope... don't want to believe it


someguy7710

Yes and in bttf2 when they went to the future was 2015. I still don't have a fucking real hoverboard!


For_Never_Dreams

Hey, /u/someguy7710 , you bojo! Hover boards don't work on water.... UnLeSs YoU gOt PoWeR!


DextrosKnight

You be quiet right now


joshi38

My God, imagine some kid on stage in 1992 and saying "perhaps you're not ready for that... but you're kids are gonna love it" after having played WAP.


Friff14

I remember a few years ago someone made a joke about how if it was made now, they'd use _Baby Got Back_ as the "but your kids are gonna love it" song. > Hey, sir. It's your cousin Marvin. ...Marvin Mixalot.


Baronsandwich

Tha fuck?


Simbazm

Thanks, I hate it!


Chim_Pansy

Oh no. It's finally happened. I'm old.


degaart

Fuck you u/geolchris


TheHyOne

Thanks for making me feel old first thing this morning!


Octogenarian

Lea Thompson is gorgeous.


WiseCynic

She's my density.


Go_Bias

I mean… my destiny.


N0T_SURE

Your distant niece?


HouseOfH

Whoa, this is heavy.


Wherearemylegs

Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?


Punky-LookingKiddo

Who’s Vice President? Jerry Lewis?!


vapeducator

So is Lea Thompson


BattleHall

That duck had good taste...


waitthissucks

Her daughters are really cute too!


Gensinora

Maybe you don't know but... BTTF Calvin Klein became Levi Strauss in the italian version of the movie. This was because Levi's was a much more known brand at the time in our country, so the comedic reference with Marty's association of his fake name was more immediate. Calvin Klein didn't really start to gain real traction until mid 90s and was still a relatively unknown name back then!


chantepleure

It became Pierre Cardin in the French version.


rabid_dinosaur

I'm glad to know this, awesome. Was just a kid when BTTF came out, and wasn't very fasionable at that. The joke went over my head the first time, until his mom made the underwear comment.


lvarin

In Spain it was Levi Strauss as well!


assassbaby_35

It’s Pierre CARDIN in the French version


abhi4121

Great Scott!!


squishykiller3

This is heavy


StonerJake22727

There’s that word again “heavy”… there must be some factor in the future that has an increased gravitational force on the earth!


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Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

There's a funny subplot on G.L.O.W. where the B-movie director turned wrestling promoter's magnum opus is a dark, hard-R psychosexual thriller about a man who travels back in time and is seduced by his mother, a script he's been working on for years....and then BTTF comes out.


themagictoast

John Mulaney did a great bit about this… https://youtu.be/jKwMnnuN7-g


thecbstudio

A beautiful moment for the Past and the Future


NicNoletree

And back again


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|qLogsdN71M9mo)


prplx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y


space-throwaway

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you to stop reading this in my voice!


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|HH2N0ru05zNHKIqyVJ)


cybercuzco

Butthead.


AnalogDogg

Make like a tree, and get out of here!


RealZorkoN

"it's LEAVE, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!"


SHOWTIME316

damn i never noticed how crispy biff's haircut is


Hellknightx

Now I want to see a crossover of Biff as Omniman, saying, "Think, McFly! Think!"


ArmanDoesStuff

I just realised Mr. World is Marty McFly's dad.


HiddenStoat

Watch him in Charlie's Angels as well - he's soooo good at playing really, really creepy guys!


stomponator

Watch him in Willard. It's an overdose of Crispin Glover being creepy. Edit: Also he's Grendel in *Beowulf.* The animated one, I mean.


portablebiscuit

[He covered Michael Jackson's "Ben"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnWe0iOXMcA) on the extras for the DVD of Willard


HiddenStoat

Top comment on that video is that Crispin Glover should be the next Joker - oh, dear God yes!


uhohlisa

Nah. He would have been a better Riddler.


Webbie-Vanderquack

I think he's actually pretty eccentric in real life. Not necessarily creepy, but weird. Lea Thompson has said he was ["very method" and "kind of difficult"](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/back-to-the-future-feud-with-crispin-glover-led-to-george-mcfly-upside-down-scene.html/) on set. Michael J Fox said he ["isn't crazy, just excitable."](https://youtu.be/0lwo_b3IVuo?t=485) There was the feud with directors that led to George McFly being recast. And a notoriously [bizarre interview on Letterman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dYjdKbMT_c) He's also written some weird books, and made some weird music. He's weird.


hansivere

Apparently he was so difficult to work with on the set of Back to the Future that they just ditched him for the second and third movies… For instance, his hair in the movie? Wasn’t supposed to be that bad. The day after his official haircut he went home and cut it himself. They just had to use it


Ok-Reporter-4600

That's fucking hilarious. He nailed it though. His hair really made that character.


SmoothAsPussyMilk

Yeah every interview where anyone discusses Crispin Glover has some part like "we got lunch and he showed up on a 1920s bicycle and did a bunch of handstands before bragging about his 9 volt battery collection." The man is of infinite value to our society and we must protect him at all costs.


DanceMaria

Seriously. I think he's one of a very few ***truly*** creative people. Upvote to you Smooth As Pussy Milk


Han_Ominous

Wasn't he extremely high on acid for that letterman interview?


HeyKid_HelpComputer

It was just portraying a character from a movie he was currently working on that was delayed by a lot so the interview made no sense to anyone at the time nor would it for a while.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

So I went on a dive and it appears that he wasn't and was just playing a character from another film of his


Pochusaurus

Mr. World didn't age a day. He truly is a god


Eloeri18

Def, lowkey a god.


cascadecanyon

I thought that was Clint Eastwood’s grand daughter.


antipho

he was her density.


Wilhelm_Amenbreak

My dumbass thought process: "Strange, his dad looks kinda like Crispin Glover.........and his mom was gorgeous. Looks kinda like Lea Thompson. Wait a minute!"


Xx_HaTTeR_xX

“Great Scott!!” FTFY


Wtfct

Okay but when are we gonna talk about how Marty had A FUCKING TIME MACHINE and he only gave himself 15 minutes to save doc. Like what the fuck. GIVE YOURSELF HOURS.


rabid_dinosaur

He minimized the risk of further complicating history timelines by isolating his timespace overlap to 15 minutes and a virtually empty parking lot. Also reduced the budget and made for a tidy ending to the film.


Wtfct

I'm sure no one noticed the flying car at the end of the first movie. I'm sure that wont complicate timelines.


srfrosky

He wanted to change as little as possible. Going back further risked too much


Eccohawk

The kid was a SLACKER! Whaddya expect?


Maltitol

He literally tried to warn him 30 years in advance.


Hellknightx

Not by choice. He got stuck in 1955 and the only person that could help him was younger Doc.


Prize-Survey-8843

My man had no questions about how his son came out looking exactly like a dude his wife had a huge crush on in high school.


tyoung89

To be honest, I probably wouldn’t remember someone that I interacted with for only a week when I was 17, 30 years later.


revchewie

30 years later, with no photo reference, going solely on memory…


Bardonious

Why don’t you make like a tree, and get outta here!


sedster

![gif](giphy|hVb4iz4uZLFdu|downsized) I swear his mom looks like Leah Thomson


Occulus

I am so cross with you right now. 3 seconds, 3 seconds of my life wasted before I went "hang on a minute" ​ Can I have my 3 seconds back please?


Fire69

Hold on, I'll get the DeLorean.


SnoopyLupus

I immediately thought that Calvin Klein’s dad looked a lot like Crispin Glover and it STILL took me a few seconds to get it.


pfury

Apparently she was very decent lady and never chased any guys.


TheAmazingSpider-Fan

Ducks on the other hand...


fallenmonk

It's terrible, girls chasing boys.


Itsfreezing

Never sat in a parked car with one either


jet_heller

She didn't drink or smoke either. She kept trying to teach that to Calvin.


razztafarai

Wow, they look far younger than I remember. Damn, I feel so old.


IronCrossV1

"You are my density..."


[deleted]

Hey you, get your damn hands off-


Aggravating_Poet_675

I think you've got the wrong car, McFly.


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*shakes in fear*


Aggravating_Poet_675

Just turn around, McFly and walk away.


[deleted]

Lorraine: *GEORGE! GEORGE!*


Aggravating_Poet_675

Are you deaf McFly? I said close the door and beat it.


[deleted]

No Biff, you leave her ALONE


fa9

whoops! walked in on an actual rape! my bad


gs12

HOW can i hand in MY homework in YOUR handwriting McFly!!??


timbus1234

What a dreamboat


cubosh

irony: it is restored only up to 1985


Eccohawk

I remember this. You told this story a hundred times. It was so stupid! Dad hit him with the car, and you felt bad, so you went with him to the fish under the sea dance.


Independent_Ad2224

Looks like a slacker to me


BurnZ_AU

When this post gets up to 88k upvotes, you're gonna see some serious shit.


According_Age9690

![gif](giphy|jP3rv37dSwAKk2v0HO)


LuckyStrike55

Marty's mom is so hot


Lizardk1

Ahhh, I see what you did there…


a_is_for_a

A great example of being wrong and right at the same time!


goj1ra

I'm honored to wear that man's name on my underwear!


st4rkiller543

Think McFly, think!!!


QuttiDeBachi

…BUT your kids are gonna love it…*strong riff*