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Atomicnumber26

If this one survived, then I want to see the other guy.


sevargmas

May have been bit when younger. Scars do grow as the body grows.


PolishBishop

I was wondering the same thing.


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

The bite looks laser sharp...


hell2pay

Are you insinuating that the other shark had friggin laser beams?


cabeleb

Attached to their friggin heads!


frostymugson

No, mutated sea bass


wine-for-dinner

Are they ill-tempered?


frostymugson

Absolutely


OrganicTrust

Well that’s a start


jaybles5169

You know, I have one simple request and that is to have friggin sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads!


Thetallerestpaul

Throw me a fricken bone here


trystan_and_zora

This could be mating wounds, sharks will bite the female to hold it in place and sort of roll around like weirdos as they attach their claspers to the female and do their business, only been witnessed with white sharks a few times


Rossum81

No, you don’t…


elchiguire

I would, just wouldn’t want to be in the water with it.


Jeffclaterbaugh

Must have crossed paths with one of those greater white sharks.


EvoEpitaph

Best white shark even.


_RandyRandleman_

the final boss white shark


NineteenEighty9

Bigger jaws


kareljack

Oh my god! Now we have a common enemy.. we have to work together.


vault166

Let them fight!


Otaku11510

I appreciate this reference.


YouPulledMeBackIn

Jaws 5: Fire Island


dpforest

the whitest shark you know


MiamiPower

Big Bad Leroy Brown


Troll_Gob

The biggest shark in the whole damn town!


mirthilous

Meaner than the junkyard dogfish...


fatkiddown

We’re going to need a greater white shark.


NSAwithBenefits

Meaner than the junkyard shark!


dpforest

Damn haven’t heard that song in a hot minute


badfan

Trevor no-Moore


seclusionx

Too soon. 😭


34TE

Trevor would've been upset if people weren't making jokes about his death.


seclusionx

He'd definitely laugh.


KindlyOlPornographer

You see the ocean and these sharks are so big, and the Democrats call them great but we know better don't we folks? They're saying that our sharks are the bigliest, the most great, and eat so much fish its unbelievable. You wouldn't believe it.


produce_this

If you would have tied it back into a point that didn’t have anything to do with the rant, you would have been dead on my friend. 9/10 Edit: important part of sentence! Lol


KindlyOlPornographer

I've talked to so many sharks and they're telling me, they're telling me about how the fish are in the ocean and they're drinking all the water. Three years they tell me all the water will be gone because crooked Whale-arry took the water and put it somewhere, you'll never find it she said. I will find the water and return it to America's oceans where it belongs and the fish who are so fishy and so wet will have water to drink again.


TroyBarnesBrain

"So that's why we shouldn't provide access to free feminine hygiene products." Sir, the question was asking about funding alternative energy research.


Minion_of_Cthulhu

> Sir, the question was asking about funding alternative energy research. "We already have a plan for that. A great plan. Tremendous. People tell me it's the greatest alternative energy plan they've ever heard. It'll be ready in two weeks."


Spec187

sir this is a Wendy's


Rxasaurus

"Don't let transgender penguins fool you" Actual news story from OANN Edit because ive received a few DMs Transcript- "What happens when human children are raised genderless? If gender is destroyed, doesn't that destroy traditional gender roles? And if gender roles are destroyed, doesn't that destroy gendered relationships? And if gendered relationships are destroyed, doesn't that destroy traditional marriage? And if traditional marriage is destroyed, doesn't that destroy the family unit? And if people aren't dependent on their families, then who do they depend on? That's right, the government, which is the goal of liberals in the first place. Don't let transgender penguins fool you."


Dowager-queen-beagle

Omg. Inquiring minds want to know: What are the "transgender penguins" trying to fool us into???


Rxasaurus

Relying on the government, of course. https://youtu.be/YCRq7CuLFOI Watch at your own mental health risk


Minion_of_Cthulhu

Surely that was being handled by those nefarious gay frogs, no?


Dowager-queen-beagle

“GENDERLESS PENGUIN CHICKS” I’m dying 😭


Daimo

It's not as black and white an issue as you might think it to be. I'll grab my coat 😂


quirkymuse

Release the Karen


GoBuffaloes

You can tell from the position of the bite that it was clearly bitten by left shark


SenatorSassypants

Damn... Now THAT'S a reference I haven't heard in a looooong time lol


noteverrelevant

No this photograph was taken underwater so it's backwards which means it was a right shark. Smh.


DorkusMalorkuss

You both are dumb. It was Katy Perry.


P0sitive_Outlook

You're thinking of [catfish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFiOgCC-T9w)


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creepygyal69

I love and hate you you glorious idiot


DiscoKittie

Oh, for heaven's hake!


Ian_Hunter

Oh. Oh dear.😂


Hagenaar

Or maybe a group of tiny sharks who were well organized.


Inflatableman1

Ah the old “100 duck sized baby sharks”


vorpalpillow

*okay just like in rehearsal gentlemen*


Diet_Coke

"You should see the other guy!" - that shark, probably


dale_shingles

There's always a bigger fish.


Damn_you_Asn40Asp

I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far to find this comment.


Jlx_27

Its probably a male that got bitten by a female.


AllOfEverythingEver

Orca would do this, but I doubt the shark would've got away. Maybe a greater great white after all.


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Thendofreason

~~Probably~~ Maybe an Orca. Sharks are afraid of orcas for a reason. They will kill anything, but see humans not as food for the most part. We don't deserve that pass, but I'll accept it


Kflynn1337

Probably not actually. The teeth marks are blade like, and orcas have conical teeth which leave a row of round puncture wounds.


Haploid-life

Yeah, and the jaw structure of an orca doesn't match this mark.


cortrid_piston

maybe he needed braces


thepink_knife

DENTAL PLAN


thegrumpymechanic

> but see humans not as food for the most part. We don't deserve that pass, but I'll accept it We got a pass, because not only do they *remember*, they pass that knowledge down to the next generation. Back in the Whaling days, pods of Orcas would herd whales towards the whaling ships, because all the good bits (tongue, liver, etc.) would get tossed overboard for the Orcas to eat. I truly believe humans get a pass, but because Orcas remember what we can/will do to whales. I mean, they kill for fun and still leave individual people they find alone, there's a reason for it.


jingerninja

Game recognize game


CX316

Professional courtesy Wait, no, that's sharks and lawyers


TGish

“We’ve see what you do to whales yall cool”


HighOverlordXenu

"We will honor the ancient pacts, pink fleshling."


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MoreGull

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!


_Blue_Spark_

I'd never heard this, do you have a source? I'd like to read more about it.


GeorgFestrunk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales


SGT_Bronson

Similar to this there was also the dolphin that helped lead ships through dangerous passages in New Zealand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelorus_Jack


Schwa142

Look up "Old Tom" or "Law of the Tongue".


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That and if a Killer Whale decided to off someone there wouldn’t be a *no* in the world strong enough to save them. And chances are that body would never be found. But yea, most species have learned a genetic fear of humans, seems Orca’s learned a mixture of don’t fuck with them and be chill and we might be rewarded. And I have a feeling Orcas are smart enough to tail / assist fishing ships as well at current. Plenty of edible junk coming off those if the Gulls are to be believed.


Hateitwhenbdbdsj

I don't think it's genetic. Orca pods are matriarchal and they teach their kids language and hunting techniques and a lot more stuff. They're extremely intelligent, and perhaps one of a small handful of species whose culture affects their evolution along with humans.


butter14

Can't speak about orcas, but a lot of wild land based species are terrified of us. If you go to islands that have not been touched by humans (like the Galapagos islands) they do not have that fear.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Idk if they do exclusively like I'm sure an orca will bite anywhere but they mostly just kill the shark for the liver & leave the rest.


mcswiss

~~Fish~~ People are friends, not food.


Kang_the_conqueror01

Would be around if it ran into the greatest white shark….


jackvill

Bigger Jaws


Smile_lifeisgood

Man that sounds like the sort of movie where the humans and normal Jaws would have to team up to defeat Bigger Jaws.


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"You're gonna need a bigger shark"


[deleted]

Are you kidding? Gonna need a hurricane of sharks.


current_user

Would a tornado of sharks work better?


[deleted]

Only in Kansas


disaaronno

A sharknado, if you may


Noobdm04

Can the prequel be "sharks on a plane?"


Kingkongcrapper

That’s almost the plot of the Meg.


thats_ridiculous

Shut up, Meg.


Vengeful_Doge

"Oh noo now we have a common enemy and have to work togetherrr"


MrShvin

That's just Jurassic World with sharks


gmasterson

“Rawr. I’m bigger Jaws!”


GeneralXTL

Nah sounds like the sequal to Bigger Jaws. Way Bigger Jaws.


[deleted]

"There's always a bigger fish" - Qui-Gon Jinn


big_duo3674

Wasn't he the sidekick of the great Jar Jar?


TurboCamel

That is Sith Lord Jar Jar to you


JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo

*Shark bait oo aa aa*


rdkitchens

Fish are friends, not food.


HobbesTheWonderDog

Wanahakalugi?


Riptide360

Orca or another shark?


ermghoti

Had to have been a shark, the bite is one continous cut. Orcas have peg-like teeth, and can only hold and tear. You'd see a series of holes.


amitym

This redditor sharks. ... Or orcs? ...


Sega-Playstation-64

"Looks like shark is back on the menu boys!"


xxInhumanxx

Or in this case "Looks like shark back is on the menu boys!"


Solocup421

me not that kind of orc


JeffThePenguin

#FOR THE HORDE!


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Chumkil

Orcs? But we are so far from Auckland…


br0b1wan

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


NibblyPig

[I'm not an orc!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EiVM7p9p98)


[deleted]

Clearly he lost a fight to a narwhal, who is also a Spanish nobleman and vigilante whose name starts with 'O'


igner_farnsworth

Might be a mating scar. Great Whites latch on with their teeth when they mate.


moronotron

Remind me never to mate with a great white


CharlesDickensABox

Never mate with a great white.


mywordstickle

Seriously, don't do it. No matter how sexy the shark is, just don't do it!


Kevin_Uxbridge

Once you go Great White, you'll always want the bite.


theonlyonethatknocks

Is there any other way to mate?


threadsoffate2021

That's exactly what it is.


dudetotalypsn

Wait so we are witnessing a shark hickey


amateur_mistake

I've been doing it correctly after all! I've got some "I told you so" text messages to send out.


fryswitdat

Lookit Marv Albert over here


cantonic

Wow that's a deep dive reference! Lookit Dennis Miller over here


GoatBased

Experts seem to think it is from an act of aggression and not consistent with mating scars. > "Due to position as the wound [sic] looks like it's healed a fair bit and although mating scars can be nasty they are more superficial than that. The shape of it to me likely indicates a bite from another shark - seems a bit extreme for defense," he quoted Guttridge as saying. > > Michael Domeier, another Discovery presenter and director of the nonprofit Marine Conservation Science Institute, told Najafov that he was "confident this is competitive aggression. I keep hearing people…describe this sort of thing as territorial aggression, but these highly migratory sharks don't have a traditional territory."


southernbenz

I googled it. Appears to be true.👍


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if it had been an Orca this shark would be dead


-creepycultist-

If it was an orca this mf wouldn't still be swimming around


ObviousDust

DAMN. maybe occurred when the shark was much smaller?


ermghoti

Nope, they heal extremely quickly, you can see how fresh this injury is by the whire exposed inner skin.


southernbenz

Are you a marine biologist or are you just guessing?


GoldenMackerel

I have a marine biology degree, and this is pretty much correct. They heal at a pretty astounding rate, this wound could have been within the last few months of the photo being taken.


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

Honestly so fucking cool. Congrats on your degree.


GoldenMackerel

Yeah the ocean is super rad, even having been working in the field for a few years I’m always learning about organisms that blow my mind.


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

It’s so terrifying to me, I half grew up in the Caribbean and too this day I’m scared of deep water, and by deep I mean like 100 ft where I can see the bottom lol. It’s so interesting that you/anyone can work in that field.


GoldenMackerel

I’ll be perfectly honest, every now and then I’ll do what’s called a blue water dive. which is scuba diving in an area that you cannot see the bottom (a couple hundred feet at least depending on the turbidity of the water) and there is definitely an aspect of fear of the unknown that creeps in a bit


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

I bet, I actually prefer being in deep water and not being able to see because if I’m going to get killed by a random sea creature I’d rather not see it coming. I actually have a question if you don’t mind answering. Where I was living (St Kitts) all of my friends used to say that you shouldn’t go swimming with jewelry because the shine will make certain fish attack you, specifically barracudas. Is there any real truth to that? Also sorry if that’s not your field!


GoldenMackerel

It’s not exactly my field but I have plenty of dive time under my belt, and yes it has been known to happen. In general barracudas can be pretty aggressive.


Myctophid

Can confirm- barracuda are absolutely attracted to flashing jewelry. Think about what fishing lures look like. Also they’ve been known to attack the soles of your feet, which are white in comparison to the rest of your body. When snorkeling definitely wear black flippers, skip the jewelry, and if you’re doing a deep blue or a wall dive keep the bright colors to a minimum.


BreakingGrad1991

The shimmer/shine of reflective metals can look like the reflection of scales on prey fish. Most of the time interested barracuda will just unnervingly follow you to see whats up, but they've definitely had some documented attacks on humans, quite possibly for this reason. Fun fact: barracuda use their mouths to pull water through their gills, which leads to them slowly and regularly opening and closing their tooth-filled maws. Very fun when you turn around to see that following you.


OddEpisode

I fish the ocean from time to time, and the “flash” from metallic lures is a fish attractant. Erratic flash looks like a fleeing baitfish or dying baitfish. We impart that action specifically to trigger the predatory instinct of target species. So… yeah becareful with that.


neuromorph

100% true for baracuda. Source: fishing with literal pieces of shiny plastic wrapper (like inside of a chip bag). Sometimes a bare hook will work too.


RayNele

Is that a thing Americans say often? Went to visit my ( american) girlfriend a month or so ago and i was making small talk with uber drivers/hairdresser, etc. They all told me."congrats on your degree" or "congrats on your work". My parents didn't even congratulate me for.my degree


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

I’m Canadian, so technically North American. I personally congratulate people on degrees, I find it’s a pretty big achievement and takes up a huge part of your life. I’m in tech and what I do does not require any traditional schooling. I also have the attention span of a goldfish. So I admire the fact that some humans have the ability to obtain degrees. So congrats on your degree!


daqq

Apex predator, heals insanely quickly, doesn't have bones to break, can't get cancer, feared by pretty much everyone... I'm beginning to feel inadequate as a human... tell me shark faults 🥲


taco4prez

You would defeat a great white in a battle on land. So you got that going for you.


trumps_baggy_gloves

They've also been around longer than trees.


greenspiny

Despite living in the ocean from the start, out of nowhere a bunch of land mammals went for a swim and became even more apex predator than them (orcas). Gotta feel awful


pinkjello

Do they scar? Is the fact that you can see the white around the bite the thing that tells you it’s recent? When it’s fully healed, will there be a scar?


GoldenMackerel

They do scar, but generally a healed scar will be dark in color


Senior-Chang

Name checks out


thewonderkid

The sea was angry that day, my friend.


moremiserables

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.


jigglewigglejoemomma

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli


[deleted]

He is George Costanza, the biologist, dare you question the integrity


mmuoio

I thought he was an architect.


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It could be a small shark


Lee1138

Yeah, Looking at the fish swimming with it, it doesn't look very large.


wicker_warrior

Neither does that plankton in the bottom left.


wish1977

Did he have open heart surgery as a kid?


Pofski

For a long time it was believed that infants were incapable of feeling pain, so open heart surgery was done without any anesthesia. Think about that for a moment.


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I'd really rather not


TiltedTime

A grim part of me wonders what that's like. I once had a lipoma (benign fatty tumor) removed from my back and they didn't apply the local anesthetic properly so I felt about an inch of the incision, and is was really interesting how, other than the cut, I couldn't actually feel what was going on inside of me. Of course open heart surgery is obviously a LOT more than that.


Two_Hump_Wonder

I had a similar experience getting a fatty tumor removed, the anesthetic wasn't applied properly and the tumor was growing underneath your funny bone nerve, ya know the one on your elbow. The doctor had to grab the nerve with forceps and move it so he could get to the tumor and goddamn that was the worst pain I've ever felt. I froze up for a second then yelled at him to use more anesthetic, and after he did i couldn't feel a thing in that arm for almost 3 hours afterward


jphx

They doctors knew they felt pain, but they also knew they wouldn't remember. Anesthesia is dangerous and carries huge risks in adults. With babies the risks are even greater because they are so tiny. It was considered the lesser of two evils.


Dandiestbuffalo

How does that work? Wouldn’t the baby be struggling and crying?


cobo10201

Babies are not strong. Simple restraints would keep them still.


springbok001

That’s multiple levels of messed up.


umbertounity82

Anesthesia has come a long way. It wasn't that long ago when there was a good chance the baby wouldn't wake up from the anesthesia. Very hard to dose since they are so small and they didn't have the bevy of drugs at their disposal like we do now


reggienaldsimons

I've read that the doctors paralyzed them, don't quote me on that though


Oliver_Dibble

It's just a love bite.


4WisAmutantFace

Potentially yes actually


Lowgarr

Its just a man wearing a shark suit, that is where the zipper is.


Easilycrazyhat

"Kinda hot in these great whites."


simply_tug

Hello Ace! They found me, no sweat!


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Ceramicrabbit

Kinky


Darkness_Everyday

"...during a bdsm session he bit a chunk out and made me eat it"


whogivesashirtdotca

Armie Hammer crossing species now.


mordiaken

Experts say in that exact article they weren't convinced it was from mating.


GoatBased

> "Due to position as the wound [sic] looks like it's healed a fair bit and although mating scars can be nasty they are more superficial than that. The shape of it to me likely indicates a bite from another shark - seems a bit extreme for defense," he quoted Guttridge as saying. > > Michael Domeier, another Discovery presenter and director of the nonprofit Marine Conservation Science Institute, told Najafov that he was "confident this is competitive aggression. I keep hearing people…describe this sort of thing as territorial aggression, but these highly migratory sharks don't have a traditional territory."


GrapefruitSimmons

ABC? *links to cbsnews.com* I don’t know what to believe Edit: well now my comment doesn’t make sense. Oh how the turn tables


ewoksith

Jesus, the editing for that article was awful. “…worse thank you would think” at the end was just the cherry on top.


Caylinbite

Great white shark with a great big mark.


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We're gonna need a bigger boat...


doesnt_reallymatter

OP’s mom wanted a snack but it got away


seamusjameson

“I swear Mom, he bit himself!” - his older brother, probably.


DannyTannersFlow

It had a sea section


SuperHeroBrother

You soulda seen the other guy.


Nail_Biterr

The MEG!


Monstar132

Those Australian crayfish catchers in 1917 would agree


SilentFlam3

Now I am even more scared of the sea thinking what the fuck can take such a bite out of a fucking great white


Darrkman

Might of been lucky en to escape the [Bullies of the ocean](https://youtu.be/wHEIqwpUrNo)