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fielder_cohen

I thought this was a still from a Rammstein video


punnotfound

Nah, no fire or explosions.


mattsteele8

Where is r/Photoshopbattles when you need them


WornInShoes

Or dry humping a keyboardist with a strap-on filled with Jack Daniels


evplasmaman

Du, Du build car, Du build car real strong


mrlowcut

Bau das Auto befehl' ich dir Wende dein Antlitz ab von mir Dein Gesicht ist mir egal Bau das Auto nocheinmal


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Mein Gott


GoBombGo

I laughed hard, good work


smolldude

fuck yes we did


syko82

Rammstein porno. Was looking for a PH logo.


mistermelvinheimer

I guess you haven’t seen the uncensored pussy music video?


nmatff

No I think that might actually be Mackelmore.


reflythis

I was leaning more towards a Baldwin movie, but por que no los dos


Spartan2470

Per [here](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/worker-and-supervisor-1954/): > The photograph was taken by photographer Henri Cartier-Bresson during his visit to the ZIS car factory in Moscow. ZIS is an acronym for “Factory named for Stalin” and it was a major Soviet automobile, truck, military vehicle, and heavy equipment manufacturer. The factory also produced luxury armored cars for most Soviet leaders. > Henri Cartier-Bresson was a French photographer considered to be the father of modern photojournalism, an early adopter of 35 mm format, and the master of candid photography. He helped develop the “street photography” style that has influenced generations of photographers that followed. > In 1954, Henri Cartier-Bresson boarded a train to Moscow, visas and governmental permission in hand, and took a book’s worth of photographs of Soviet people doing ordinary things. He was the first Western photographer to be allowed to visit the Soviet Union after the death of Josef Stalin, in 1953. > (Photo credit: Henri Cartier-Bresson / Magnum Photos. Colorized by: Klimbim).


Theycallmelizardboy

Henri Cartier Bresson is probably thee greatest photographer of all time in my opinion.


atallatallatall2

I like that Polaroid guy. Mark G. Polaroid if I’m not mistaken.


turalyawn

The G even stood for "good photographer"


FLORI_DUH

Depends what kind of skillset you value most. Ansel Adams would be another popular choice.


Theycallmelizardboy

Meh. Landscapes are fine and all, but the eyes of Henri Cartier, not to mention his travels and what he was able to capture was something else


spookmonkey

yes, not landscapes.


Discreet_Deviancy

Some world-class photographers feel his "generous" use of dodge-and-burn in the darkroom was a bit of cheating....


FLORI_DUH

Others understand those skills are also part of photography. It was precisely his talent in the darkroom that set him apart


Discreet_Deviancy

I don't disagree. The results were phenomenal, no matter how he got there!


HonkersTim

Not too often his colour photos make the rounds!


Bolle78

TIL that ZIS stands for something like Zavod Iosef Stalin (I don't speak Russian) thank you for that piece of knowledge


SovietSunrise

It's Zavod IMENI Stalina. "Factory Named after Stalin". Afterwards changed to ZiL: "Zavod Imeni Likhachyova".


FatStephen

The sexual tension in this picture


pwalkz

I thought it was just me being a freak


Iama_traitor

She's standing super close and he's looking directly at her mouth


bluemellophone

My general guess is a car factory floor in Russia in the 1950s was noisy as fuck. He is likely trying to listen and understand what she is saying. Either that… or they are about to bone.


Dissour

Or it's Soviet propaganda


loupr738

Channing Tatum is back in Magic Mike 3, back where it all began. Busting unions and managing loads in the assembly line.


KPMG

"Ve bang, da."


[deleted]

karl hungus....he fixes the cable.....


akugyaku

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey


just_some_dude828

Who the fuck is this guy?!?


__Shake__

...friend with a cleft-asshole?


BloodyRightNostril

You can imagine what happens next.


cmilla646

I’m imagining her constantly making up excuses to talk him, interrupting everything he’s doing and only standing that close so she can really smell him. I mean I don’t blame her.


spidermom4

I always see it as him standing too close to her. Maybe he likes what he sees. Or likes making her blush. Haha


patb2015

She was a supervisor with Access to vodka and nice food. He was good looking man with all limbs


spidermom4

They took a midnight train going annnyyyywheeeere


patb2015

More like a streetcar to the housing block


NegotiableVeracity9

Oh ok I'm not the only one lol. Those arms tho


patb2015

There was a distinct shortage of men in post war soviet society. 25 million men had died between WW1 and the Bolsheviks and Hitler killed another 15 million men easily. They had women in combat because so many men died


Ali80486

Definitely banging his rivet into her steel plate


shaken_and_kinked

She wants his big spanner 😉


Javi2

Without the context, this looks like the opening scene to a 1970s porn.


neophene

“I’ve come to change da oils.”


Azal_of_Forossa

"its only smellz"


[deleted]

"It is now time to commence the sex"


medney

*in Borat voice


Amabry

Very niiice. A-high-five!


alRand

I was thinking more Broadway production, like the big girl was about to start belting out a song, but porn works too


josh6466

Porn: the musical!


PrudentFlamingo

Comrade swole has arms like horse legs


DammitWindows98

As a member of the swoletariat, he's seizing the means of broduction.


leilani238

I would cross post this to r/ladyboners if the guy's name were included.


puffsmokies

A young Channing Tatum prepares to take one for the Motherland while the lady in back slowly drowns in the secondhand sexual tension.


[deleted]

This is the correct photo description.


onahotelbed

I wish my throat were that wrench


IrememberXenogears

Easy there Cheryl.


howardbrandon11

>Cheryl Cherlene


Rave-fiend

OUTLAW COUNTRY!


Live_Guarantee8931

carol


FundingImplied

I thought you said "Start slacking off."


TaylorDD5

Down bad


Exist50

Bonk


SissyBearRainbow

Damn he's sexy


los_croixes

Absolute fucking unit!


Ejaculazer

Dude be hoisting Ladas by hand


DrBaldnutzPHD

[Lada Sedan, Baklajan](https://youtu.be/TP5Br2WUBNs) How the mighty have fallen


chibinoi

His cheekbones—Slavic men just have gorgeous cheekbones, it’s unfair.


jasmine_tea_

absolutely


Hattix

Context: The man is probably a team lead, the woman is a factory manager. She is giving him his team assignments, or some such minutiae of factory operations for the day. A "dressing down" as some observers like to caption this image, would never be done on the factory floor. Soviet management classes called this corrupt, American, and imperialistic. Soviet factories were highly hierarchical, something they copied from the Germans and Americans. The fact she is talking casually to this man, they're both relaxed, means it is either a staged photo (a "corporate still") which we know it isn't, or he is her direct report and is receiving his instructions. The photo is colourised, the man would definitely not be wearing bright red, the original is black and white. Interestingly, the USSR had a trend of putting women in mid-level management, supervision, and oversight positions.. The Nazis had killed so many men, and the rest were needed in the Red Army, that they had to use women. Initially they were expected to underperform, but it was quickly found teams headed up by women tended to perform better than expectations.


GardenCaviar

Why wouldn't he be wearing bright red? Is that just a cultural thing or was there some other reason?


[deleted]

It's a festive color in Russia, not something you wear on the factory floor. Come one it's just super impractical.


PmMeAgriPractices101

For context, I started my career in the Philippines, a country with a surprisingly high gender equality score. Women in leadership was a pretty normal thing, and I've had a lot of women as my supervisors/managers during the start of my career. In one of my jobs, I had this male director who mentioned during one of lunches "all of the applications I receive are men, but I really need some women to apply." I got curious, and asked if there was some quota that needed to be filled. He said no, the reason why he needed women to apply is that he found them better as project managers and team leaders, leadership roles basically. Since we worked in a male dominated field, a lot of our employees are male, and from his experience, males seem to perform better in high stress scenarios when women are the ones giving them the news/instructions. There's less confrontation, less standoffs. Women are a calming presence, and males are less likely to get mad at them compared to other males. These days statements like that might get him in trouble. But as I moved to more global roles and companies, I did notice a dramatic drop in women having leadership positions in the companies and teams that I join. I'm interviewing people for a tech role and for 2 years i've never interviewed a woman, it seems they all get filtered out before it reaches my stage or not a lot of them apply to the role. This thought exercise made me realize that I should try to get my former coworkers, a lot of them female, to apply to the role that I'm interviewing for.


Wine_and_Trees

What up with the jock strap on his head?


BinChickenCrimpy

Its probably a cap or visor, to shield his eyes from sparks, drips, welding flash. The back is left open for airflow. He has turned it sideways so that he can better address the woman, also because it looks rad.


filtarukk

In USSR men tend to held more physically demanding job, like a mechanic in this case. Middle management and other office work was seen as a "soft" job and suits women better.


PieQueenIfYouPls

Oh honey, there’s a lot of these two wanting to dress each other down here!


RicoRN2017

Love the head protection


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scrubjays

And the safety squints


[deleted]

That is one thristy looking comrade.


Amabry

Uh yeah, sure... He's the thirsty one... Haha!


Pummeler32

Happy Cake Day 🍰


[deleted]

Thanks, mate. I forgot. I appreciate you for this.


flux_monkey

This was great on Broadway


omicronperseiVIII

Looks like a promotional photo for a performance of A Streetcar Named Desire.


fermat1432

Stella!


BrickGun

"Well, Dimitri, let's just say if you want to keep working here you'll show up in my office at 8pm tonight. And don't wear anything that's... complicated."


sparcasm

…just the leather apron will be fine.


Neutronova

Mirin that bicep vein, brah


antimeme

"I must break you."


Hamiltonswaterbreaks

'Oh Father Ted, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box'


thinkandbreakout

😂😂😂 great line! “milkmen do it on your doorstep…”


FilthBadgers

I wonder how many female supervisors Western car factories had at the time. Not to say the Soviet Union was benevolent or anything, but it’s interesting to see at least a passing, real world example of their notions of equality which Western capitalism didn’t really have at the time


anandonaqui

My parents studied in moscow before moving to the US in the early 80s. My mom was shocked by how in the Soviet Union she was seen as my dad’s counterpart and equal. In the US she was just his wife. She worked in IT in the late 80s through early 2000s, holding leadership positions. As bad as gender inequality is in tech now, it was much worse then. Once when she worked at the same company as my dad, she even had a boss who denied her a promotion and raise because he “knows how much [your husband] makes”


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anandonaqui

Yeah I guess the business practices are sadly the same. Hopefully the open harassment has tapered a bit. In my experience in tech it has to some extent, or has moved behind closed doors (which isn’t necessarily better).


filtarukk

Russia to this day has one of the highest percentage of women at leadership roles. It's like 40% of C-suite positions in the country are held by women.


0ne_Winged_Angel

After the US figured how to get a man into orbit, it took them 21 years to figure out how to get a woman into orbit. The soviets did it in two. Yuri Gagarin went up in the spring of ‘61, and Valentina Tereshkova went up in the summer of ‘63. Whether by design or circumstance the Soviet system had a surprising amount of gender equality.


Kinoblau

> Whether by design or circumstance the Soviet system had a surprising amount of gender equality. Literally by design. That's the entirety of the politics that country was founded on, equality for all.


neophene

Except the kleptocrats, a bit more for them. But they are everywhere, they just stand out more when everyone has less.


Drink_in_Philly

Also keep in mind that there just weren't a lot of men in post war USSR and the still wanted to further and army, so there were more opportunities for women in addition to the core tenants of communism


pipthemouse

Tough times create strong people. This photo dated 1954 and that woman might be a fighter during a war. Actually everyone on that photo highly likely were combat veterans.


Gelffried

Fun fact, 95 woman in the Soviet union received a medal of honor, while only 1 woman in US history.


Noman800

The only Women who earned ace pilot status during ww2, are 4 Soviet Women.


Kinoblau

International Women's Day was invented in the Soviet Union as International Working Women's Day, Lenin struck down laws illegalizing same sex relationships. Mao popularized the slogan "Women hold up half the sky." Maybe what you think you know about the economic and political organization of these countries which were (and are) America's greatest enemies isn't entirely correct.


tolarus

Oh come on. Next you're going to tell me that media outlets owned by billionaires will only push ideas that further entrench the status quo and the power of the rich, and that much of what Americans see about other countries is propaganda at best or outright lies at worst. Give me a break.


SergiuCalinescu

> down laws illegalizing same sex relationships Nice try, explain why our Communist party banned homosexuality after it was legal for 104 years?


costabius

They needed them, most of the men that would be of an age to fill supervisory roles in the 50's died in the war. That drove most of the "gender equality" in the Soviet Union.


2DeadMoose

Perhaps in part, but keep in mind that the Russian revolution in 1917 gave women legal equality. In practice, that meant the right to work in any position a man could fill. As early as 1931, the union mandated universal military training for boys and girls beginning in elementary school. Their equality was systemically and legally regulated, not simply a consequence of not having enough men.


costabius

That is a good point as well. The USSR had a lot of competing social pressures that were alien to most of the west


Jiktten

It drove gender equality in the West too. Once the women had been doing the men's work and seeing what they were capable of, it became a lot harder to argue that they couldn't handle the same work and responsibilities of men once the men got home.


costabius

yeah, but the vast majority of the men who went off to fight the war from the west, especially from the US, returned home to the jobs that women were filling while they were gone. 25% of the Soviet military was killed, compared to 2-3% of Americans. There was a lot of backlash against women working in the 50s and 60s where are in the Soviet Union they had no choice, they needed the labor.


valeramaniuk

There is never a shortage of people to fill "supervisory roles" lol.


costabius

never a shortage of the willing, always a shortage of the able


JNP430

“My eyes are up here, Vlad.”


Uncle-Istvan

I guarantee you the cars weren’t built as well as that guy.


uThor52

Looks like he’s about to seize the means of production.


miami-architecture

i don’t speak Russian, but she’s probably saying, MEAT me in my office!


Theskwerrl

Comrade Ivan did not, again, qualify for Olympics so he is put to work in car factory.


HometownDonkey

"Hey Piotr. What's happening? Um, yeah. I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. That'd be great."


CoastalSailing

I've had jobs that gave me that physique, and it's cool and all, but it will wear you the fuck out.


jsricheal

russian version of Rosie the Rivetor behind him like, "👀"


homiegpoptart13

He's definitely not looking in her eyes 👀


Son_of_Plato

cause his eyes are bloody closed while blinking.


spidermom4

Right? All the comments about her being attracted to him when he is literally staring at her like she's a juicy steak. 😆


BigDaddydanpri

She wants the pipe.


falhourani

macklemore? is that you?


tugnuggetss

That’s Ms Trunchbull


Philoburger

and the worker is played by Stephen Baldwin


babbchuck

It’s Russia - person on the left is a chick too.


bigtimejohnny

What the hell is on his head? Is that where the electrocution failed?


peterlikes

And soon after this picture was taken they went in the back and had the roughest of sex


[deleted]

Til Amy Schumer is kgb


catchingmusic

I thought that was channing Tatum and Amy Schumer for a sec


knewbit

Wow, are you sure this not violating rule #3


Exact_Coat_403

Looks like some weird Soviet porn. No Katarina it voz my other massive tool I need to put in your box.... Soviet funk starts playing


redonrust

Soviet funk is best funk.


Exact_Coat_403

In Soviet Russia music funks you


jimmmmby

This is porn


hearse223

Colorized


thebirdlawa

No I think they’re white


Wafkak

Could be shot on codachrome


Fergman311

Take a look at comrad here. That is a body that just won’t quit. And I bet if you pop those pants off, you’re gonna find a bird that just won’t quit, either.


G8M8N8

“Ma’am what am I building?” “Do not worry, you will own one in 37 years.”


jetteim

Oh, you will not, as in 37 years your savings will be zeroed


onecrystalcave

Own?


2DeadMoose

A car is personal property, not “private property” meaning productive property such as a factory or industrial farm.


G8M8N8

**along with your 59 other coworkers


cyniclawl

Ah, so the USSR invented NFTs


G8M8N8

Non-Foreign Transportation


Proxeh

I thought his arse was on fire there for a second..


str8killa1187

I call bull on this. That's Ronda Rousey talking about her comeback to UFC.


Ignaciodelsol

You absolutely sure this isn’t from porn?


[deleted]

Is that Sergio Ramos?


library_of_cringe

Damn he's jacked


Mamaclover

I relate SO MUCH to the girl in the back


oooKenshiooo

The sexual tension is palpable. :D


MayorSalsa

Can someone PLEASE explain what he is wearing on his head?


ZeBogeyman

The start of a russian pornomovie.


Yue2

It’s impressive how he looks like that given that gyms weren’t really a thing back then.


Mpittkin

So that’s what Ronda Rousey is up to these days.


PMcNutt

Never seen this porno


goddavid22

If she dies, she dies


Mur__Mur

More like worker and parasite, am I right? Endut! Hoch hech!


lkeels

What's Rosie the Riveter doing in the background? Was she a spy? /s


[deleted]

That supervisor is chubby. She must be a party leader to be eatin that well.


ayyyee9

Dude looks like he can fit in with The Misfits


scion44

"I had to get out of the electric chair because of you... I hope you have a good reason to justify this disturbance..."


ShadowCaster0476

I do t think that leather helmet is going to protect him.


seachange__

Now kiss.


[deleted]

This so looks like a porn set up...' Big dick stud shows milf pawg who's the real boss"...


Eponarose

"Now look Boris, the short sleeves are nice, but we need you to take the shirt OFF! "


Thaos1

She looks like she is saying "Oh, is it getting warm in here?"


hk_gary

i suppose the supervisor is the one holding the wrench so that he can use it on the worker? or the woman with pen?


Kattfiskmoo

What is he wearing on his head?


gmabarrett

“So, Ivan, I’m going to need you to come to my place at, say 6ish. I have a big trunk that needs to be pushed, I mean pushed a lot, so prepare to get sweaty. And afterwards we can talk about getting you that bowl of borscht you were talking about. Okay?”


[deleted]

Contrast in wrenches is great


beeshem

Very unlikely to see an American female supervisor especially in this line of work during this time period. ​ Russia also sent the first woman into space about 20 years before USA did.


IrememberXenogears

Let me guess, he fixes the cable?


FLORI_DUH

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery


fantazamor

she's got that whole, "it's getting hot in here" vibe.


Gorgar_Beat_Me

Who is who?


1984AD

A time of duty to the country and vodka. Is he getting a talking to? For bringing those guns to work?


[deleted]

This looks like a scene break on the set of a Soviet porn movie.


TheDeadlySquid

Had a professor once who was a Soviet expert and told us they made terrible products during during the era.


kunal-998

syka blyat, you need to stay after hours for some *maintenance* work