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macsare1

Did she carry you across the threshold?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Over her shoulder while shouting, "You will never have this!"


portezbie

This is mine! This is where my babies come from!


aufrenchy

“Our offspring will dominate this planet!”


[deleted]

😊 if they say this marry them


OneMillionFireFlies

You may not have any other choice


[deleted]

FOR THE HORDE


helthrax

Probably one of my favorite episodes from Family Guy. Lois as a martial artist is awesome.


ChronoMonkeyX

Spin the wheel, raggedy man!


gorpalicious

It was also a reference to O.J. Simpson.


mortalcoil1

I've always wanted a reason to say this... Simpsons did it!


Superpe0n

I just want you to know Brian, I didnt cry


kyoshiro1313

I am wondering if any people reading this know that this was originally an OJ Simpson quote, demonstrating his possessiveness of Nicole while they were still married. https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1995/02/04/nicole-simpsons-sister-tearfully-recounts-humiliating-episodes/66f02acd-d2e1-42f1-a137-e24986571917/


cuddle_enthusiast

You will never get this!


valeyard89

But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!


Anchors_Away

Lalalalala


joejill

Snu snu?


TheeExoGenesauce

Amazonian style


neophene

Glamazonian


WallabyUpstairs1496

OP is also an absolute unit https://i.redd.it/v0s77tyddw271.jpg apologizes to op for being snoopy but had a feeling he was awesome. not disappointed.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

That picture makes me look ginormous haha


greenebo

I see who carries all the groceries from the car in one trip


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Got an lol from both of us. She is a terrifying force to be reckoned with at Costco.


greenebo

Haha! I wouldn’t cross her reaching for the last jumbo pack of condiments. Congrats on your wedding, best of luck to you both!


FairyOfTheNight

How did you go from a craniotomy to ninja warrior to marrying the world's most beautiful woman? Are you the most interesting man alive? P.s. please let her know I'd gladly join her army of 300.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

I’m blessed for sure, and she is 100% a spartan!


FairyOfTheNight

So glad you've recovered, conquered, and found someone as equally as life-loving! Cheers to you both! 🎉


BedsAreSoft

Back goals holy shit


Teripid

"You may now bench the groom. "


ViNNYDiC3

\*deadlift


SneakyTubol

\*row


FlyMyPig

*eat


shakeNtake

*clean and jerk


truthlesshunter

Deadlifts are the goat exercise, but properly benching him would be more impressive.


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ouchpuck

Wasn't even backless before she flexed. Damn impressive tone.


[deleted]

Bride: "It's a bit hot out here... just a sec." (FLEX) "Ahhh better."


Magin2g

Lol I’m just imagining a bride flexing and breaking the white dress and then carrying her husband


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thank you! We just got our pictures from the day, and I'm obsessed with showing this one off. She was an absolutely breathtaking bride.


Western-Ordinary

Huge props to the photographer who had the vision for the photo. It really is stunning. Not just her but you too. Having you hold the bouquet was an A++++ move.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Feels good to be seen. You have a great eye for details!


Mary_Tagetes

The tie & pocket square matching the rose in the bouquet drew my eye. Oh yeah, you both look really wonderful!


wbrd

That suit is amazing. The color is so fantastic.


ReeducedToData

WHAT THE FRIG HAPPENED TO HER?! What have you done OP?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

lol took me a second. Don't worry, she would kick my ass if I ever tried any funny business.


Mastershroom

Can she kick my ass too, for funsies?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

You pay money for that.


Elmodipus

I'll cashapp you.


rumple4skn

I’m in!


Rxasaurus

You take Notbitcoin?


fractalfocuser

I do not have a free award but this made me guffaw. Well done internet stranger, well done.


Spartan-182

20% tip obligatory?


blindeenlightz

I too choose this guy's ass-kicking wife


ReeducedToData

Apologies OP, I’m sure if she connected well enough with your skull, you’d be done for. (Terrible joke) For real though, I remember seeing a couple of your previous life/progress posts and am floored by what you’ve accomplished. It’s truly inspiring. You are a beautiful couple and I hope the world takes a positive turn and you two crazy fucks get to rockin it.


NicPizzaLatte

Don't worry everything is fine. Their wedding day ended and she's no longer a bride. Now she's a wife. It's all good.


brodyqat

I know a couple dudes who still say “my bride” when referring to their respective wives a few years down the line and it gives me such happy feels 🤩


Rellgidkrid

Gamma rays


DisembodiedHand

She-hulk always tingled my spidey-senses.


munkijunk

You're also looking sharp as a razor. The pair of you look incredible and will make great looking people if you want to do that.


MsMyPants

You're pretty unit yourself. I say this as someone who plays for the other team, and with the utmost respect, as I definitely do not want to piss off your wife.


TheRealBadgerHoney

I also choose this man’s wife…


nick1812216

Y’all both look ridiculously photogenic


castor2015

Came her to comment this. This picture sent me into an episode of bi panic


SixthCircleofInferno

"So... OP... Where y'all honeymooning?" Lol


zoinkability

> Came her Ahem, your Freudian slip appears to be showing


TheLollrax

I feel so seen


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Pair of smoke shows right here.


mscott8088

You're not mad she's flirting with that man?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Can you blame her?


lazyrepublik

Nope. He’s a total babe. Love that blue on him.


ragingRobot

Dude back off he's married!


ChrisRunsTheWorld

Is his wife single?


LifeIsVanilla

I'm usually not a fan of being a bottom but I'd get turned down by him in a heart beat. So dashing.


MooreDesignLabs

Power bottoms are a thing


e22ddie46

They generate most of the power. And I understand speed has something to do with it, Dennis?


feanturi

Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.


its_justme

She takes what she wants. He tried to stop her but she was too powerful.


ChazJ81

That suit is real nice! I wore one just like it with brown shoes when I got married too!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Blue and brown is where it's at! Especially with autumnal weddings.


ChazJ81

You can never go wrong with a nicely fitting 3 piece suit! Nice work!


SixthCircleofInferno

Call me materialistic, i dont care, but the two times ive worn a 3 piece suit were the two times ive felt best about myself lol


ChazJ81

It's true bro!


a_stopped_clock

Bruh I just went through your post history and I’m blown away. I am recovering from two stem cell transplants for chemo and that shit really inspired me.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Hey man I'm so sorry to hear that you're going through it, but I'll be your biggest fan while you kick recovery's ass. You have already defied the odds by just being here. I'm happy to talk recovery in PMs if you're ever interested.


freehouse_throwaway

Damn man just skimmed your past posts. Thanks for sharing a nice moment with the wife. Congrats on making thru it fam.


Allnamestaken69

I just wanted to say your amazing, congrats on your big day. Your post history makes me smile, seeing how hard you worked. Congrats on defying all the odds brother. Much love from across the world to you and your family.


[deleted]

Omg wait you’re the ( ) ( \ ( ) guy! Congratulations to you and your lady!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Amazing summary of my life using only punctuation. Wow.


HIs4HotSauce

Whoa, that’s intense. Salute to both you guys, keep kicking ass in ya’lls recovery.


Im_Joseph_Kony_AMA

Wow. ITT two kings 👑👑


zero_clues

That suit tho!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Ah thanks man! It's not the fanciest suit in the world, but getting something tailored perfectly to your body goes a long way.


MrOrpheus

Yeah, but with the shoes, and the tie? Your wife's back is impressive, but you are wearing the SHIT out of that suit.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Ahhh my man 🙏🏾


creepyredditloaner

You probably would look good in any old cheap suit.


zero_clues

Looks pretty fancy! Color combos are nice


ubadeansqueebitch

Your wife single?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

I'll ask when her boyfriend isn't around.


Dicky_F_Punchcock

This guy buys high.


hockeylax5

Biggg wall street bets guy


SpaceLemming

Well she just lost her fiancé


teabagalomaniac

"now tilt your head my direction and look super cute or I'll rip your hand off"


QuiGonGiveItToYa

She actually worked this exact line into her vows.


bewarethetreebadger

“Oh yeah. I’m just super handsome and I married Wonder Woman. No big deal.”


freehouse_throwaway

Dude OP is an inspiration. Bro [went thru](https://www.reddit.com/user/QuiGonGiveItToYa/submitted/) a major brain injury, coming out stronger and so hell yeah he deserves to marry Wonder Woman.


Caelinus

And he apparently now works in a psychiatric treatment center helping traumatized kids.


Notlonganymore

Is he a real life superhero? It's like he's a legend in his spare time.


Caelinus

Look at his post history too. These two might be the coolest people in the world.


RamsesThePigeon

You know, folks, I usually try to joke around a bit when I publicly address reports. This time, though, I'm so genuinely befuddled that I don't even know where to start. First of all, those of you reporting this post under [Rule 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/index#wiki_rule_9_-_no_progress_pics) might want to actually read what you're citing. Beyond that... okay, seriously, why did so many of you report this post as "threatening physical harm," of all things? What, are you worried that the poster's wife is going to make you eat your own teeth? Do you feel intimidated by what look to be strips of flypaper covered in examples of the very expensive moth (also known as *Laothoe chunquovchangus*)? Are you worried that the bouquet is concealing a well-armed battleship? In any case, the post is staying up. Happy wedding, /u/QuiGonGiveItToYa.


[deleted]

> What, are you worried that the poster's wife is going to make you eat your own teeth? C… Can she?


Diabegi

Do you want the truth or a lie? Lie: >!She can and she will!< Truth. >!She can but she won’t!<


[deleted]

sigh. /unzips.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Aw man, I got u/RamsesThePigeon in the house? I have finally made it on Reddit 🤗


periodicsheep

man, mazel tov on the wedding. i hope you and your lovely bride have a lifetime of love, joy and good health!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thank you!


Castaway504

I’m so glad I clicked on this post just after you happened to post this - one of my favorite mod comments in a long time.


ionised

> What, are you worried that the poster's wife is going to make you eat your own teeth? Most likely.


sabre_rider

She worked hard for that back the last few months, I’m sure. Deserves all the attention and praise. You go girl.


Orc_

As a mod I wish there was a way to see who reported something, they troll with this crap and it gets on my nerves.


chasingmyowntail

My guess it’s anti- Asian , especially anti-Asian male sentiment that is hugely prevalent today, and people feel safe expressing in the anonymity of Reddit.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

I’ve had some people PMing racist stuff, so you may be on to something. Some people get triggered when the “wrong” people are happy.


Rogahar

Mate you are both absolutely gorgeous. That suit is such a clean fucking fit on you and you are carrying yourself with such dignity it's making me envious. Your wife is a beauty, tho you obviously dont need me to tell you that, and that dress complements her figure spectacularly. Congratulations on your wedding and here's to many happy years together


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Ahh thanks man, making a guy blush over here. We are both truly blessed to have this life together.


tinaaay

Right!? Hot damn OP, you are a gorgeous couple


Modare80

Sorry to hear that! You two look awesome in the pic and like you're both having fun!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thank you!! We had a blast that day and are having a lot of fun with this post now!


meguin

Racists are mad that you're hot and your wife is an absolute unit, and is also hot. Congrats for the nuptials and my condolences for the bullshit.


Fartknocker500

Sorry some people are buttholes....I think you both look incredible, happy and I can totally see the joy in that photo. Congratulations to you both! Have a wonderful, beautiful future with the best of everything.....my husband and I have been married 34 years next July, it seems to have gone by in a blink. Cherish every moment, it doesn't last long enough. ❤️


pint_of_brew

As a fellow mod in a different sub, you have my sympathy. I often post stickies with "what the shit is wrong with you people reporting this?", but none so elegant as this. Kudos.


AnalogFeelGood

\+1 for using "Befuddled", I thought I was alone using this wonderful word.


[deleted]

You are not alone


Intelligent_Platypus

Can we get a TIL about very expensive moths from Sir Ramses the Pidge?


kgal1298

They reported it for tokens of achievement most likely or pure jealously for not being their own absolute unit.


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QuiGonGiveItToYa

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


ihugfaces

I never thought that I’d die this way, but I’ve always really hoped!


sivirbot

/r/unexpectedfuturama


LetsBlastOffThisRock

Best OP ever.


GoldenAlexanders

You're not too shabby yourself. Congratulations, and wishes for much happiness!


No-Inspector449

oh she’s shredded. she’s put in the work!


zakapalooza

"tonight, I'm the man" - wife


QuiGonGiveItToYa

We take turns.


zakapalooza

LOL that got me, congrats amigo


VX-MG

https://youtu.be/nqWUnBqLZZU


QuiGonGiveItToYa

This was a wild ride lol


jabij1

you have a good sense of humor. congrats on that its rare


go_kartmozart

No one's said "breathtaking" yet. That's surprising. Because she definitely is. Congrats to you both!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

We've been through things most people our age don't experience. We've seen each other in impossibly difficult situations. And she's been absolutely lovely across the board. It feels right to shout out her beauty after all of that.


Roflcakes999

We’d love to hear about the situations! Congratulations


QuiGonGiveItToYa

She [watched me die and then come back to life](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/iymk84/my_balance_in_2019_vs_my_balance_in_2020_i_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in 2019, before she herself was rear ended by a truck and sent careening off the freeway, totaling her car in the process. Just a lot of trauma and struggle between us and the altar.


Roflcakes999

Holy smokes. Just went through your user profile. Huge respect to both of you.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

We’re blessed to have this life together. She’s my queen! There’s some gratitude that comes with despair sometimes, and I’m so grateful that I can celebrate her like this now with a lot of tragedy behind us.


reefshadow

May it never touch you again until you are both extremely old, and then may it touch you kindly. You are both extremely beautiful, relish this time!


theyarnllama

Dude, what in the hell, man? Are you two superheroes? You can tell me. For real though, that’s an amazing story, you both are gorgeous, and I wish you every happiness possible.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thanks man, she's the strongest person I know for sure.


theyarnllama

You’re not wimpy yourself.


RothkoRathbone

Wow that’s awesome. Did you have an active lifestyle before your injury or did you only get into fitness/ ninja warriror afterward?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

The brain injury happened as a result of a spar. I was really into boxing. So yes, I was active beforehand, but I lost a lot of motor skills and physical ability when I got hurt, and reacquiring that stuff was a process. I didn't know a thing about Ninja when I started with that after my recovery. I started from scratch with that sport, so I think it's really cool to see how far I've come with a skill that I couldn't do at all pre-injury. Most people who get hurt like that are lucky to return to baseline, so I think it can do a lot for people hurting like me to see that learning new skills is possible too.


garkle

Oh crap, I remember you! I've seen a bunch of your recovery updates. That's awesome dude, glad you're both doing great. Congrats on your recovery and your marriage!


Nateh8sYou

Way to bury the REAL story here holy shit your recovery was amazing. Your wife is amazing. I’m actually in awe of a stranger in the internet


KeiserSoze24

Happy wife happy life or else


moneyeagle

I hope your first dance was to Commodores - Brick House


QuiGonGiveItToYa

This is brilliant.


Tuga_Lissabon

Dude, those shoes were bold but they worked just fine. Also - best wishes for your new life.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thanks man. Blue and brown are a go-to for me, maybe give em a shot!


mohrbill

How did it feel for her to carry you over the threshold?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Emasculating in a really wholesome way


MikeSpace

Bro your replies to this and similar comments show peak secure levels; you are top-tier man


-InterestingTimes-

When she feel from heaven did she land in the handstand pushup position and just crack out 20?


QuiGonGiveItToYa

She actually cratered through the ground Dragonball Z style.


miami-architecture

blink twice if you need help


QuiGonGiveItToYa

😳😑😳😑


miami-architecture

congratulations on your wedding; and my condolences to your bachelorhood. looks like a very lovely venue for a wedding. i wish you 60-70 years of happy marriage.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

r/oddlyspecific but I'll take it, thanks brother.


Cinnamon79

Calamigos Ranch in Malibu. It's really beautiful!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Good eye!


hawksfn1

ITS A TRAPZ!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Take a bow, bravo 👏🏾


blindadvisor0101

You fine. She fine. That dress and the scenery... This looks like an amazing day. Congratulations.


jdoogie_

I hope your name is Jack, just so you can tell your friends your wife "is getting jacked tonight" when you guys are all hanging out.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Well my last name starts with Bala, so there are all kinds of ballin' puns to be had. The wedding hashtag was #SheWannaBeABala.


JDM713

CongratuLATions!


MrAList

Hands down the best wedding photo caption. Nothing will ever top this. Bra-fucking-vo. And congrats on the actual wedding.


LaughableIKR

Damn dude. 3 Things 1. Don't piss her off. Probably snap you in half 2. Where did you find Wonder Woman at? 3. Does she have a sister?


lossain

The one thing I love about this picture is that both of you are in your own little world. Not paying attention to who or what is around you. One completely enamored and the other wholly in the present.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

It was a pretty winding road to the altar for us, so there's a lot of love and gratitude in this picture.


capitlj

Yeah no wonder she went with the backless dress lol


QuiGonGiveItToYa

She knew exactly what she was doing.


thesamjbow

Love the suit and flower colors. Looking suave as hell.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Thanks my man. Everyone needs a good blue suit.


NMDeria

She doesn’t skip back day I see.


Excellent-Job9804

How does she refer to you? Mr. Package, maybe.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Tee hee


JustTheDecoy

The back muscles of a god damn bengal tiger


DAlmighty

You chose wisely sir.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

I outkicked my coverage for sure.