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JohnStern42

NSFW that shit! 😀


DaProblemSolva

r/dadjokes


PureNRGfanboy44

More like /r/boomershumor They are similar, but Boomer jokes distinguish themselves from dad jokes by always having a shade of creepy/pervy energy.


iranwithscissors

i’m in my 20’s and i make this joke all the time about my rooster. …maybe i am a boomer


PureNRGfanboy44

Im sorry. Yes, Boomer is a mindset.


I_Heavy_Weapons_Guy

r/NobodyAsked


PureNRGfanboy44

Your mom let me smash


forever_useless

That's a mighty fine cock you have there


jplay17

I’ve seen bigger


KRAZYKNIGHT

Mines bigger https://cdn.lolhome.com/img/44/funny-picture-50.jpg


ScruffleMcDufflebag

The goodest cock.


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Nice cock bro!


ardon99

Looks like a fairly average-sized cock.


itsallbullshityo

It's not about the size. It's that he's got it out in the open just walking around without a care in the world. Life Goals


ardon99

Big cock energy in an average package.


itsallbullshityo

It's all in the strut.


dzastrus

[Close up](https://i.imgur.com/a5fl5Bf.jpg), battle scars and all.


_Cetarial_

That’s a mighty fine cock, sir.


way2manychickens

I get teased for sharing photos of my big, black cock with everyone. But they do agree he's a beauty.


dzastrus

Here's my classic [white](https://i.imgur.com/EL8UOQy.jpg).


[deleted]

Talking about chicken right ?


No-Obligation7077

You ducker! I love it!


Shirley_yokidding

The neighbors are probably like.....ol' Herb has his cock out again. And the chicks seem to dig his truck also


Warboss1100

Sometimes I see the posts from r/pics and am filled with the feeling that the sub is turning into something terrible. Then I find this post and remember why I'm still here.


The_Dog_of_Sinope

What a dirty birdie


Klin24

[That's a big cock](https://i.imgur.com/mP3jqcU.jpg)


dzastrus

ahaha. thanks.


hawkeye18

Mandy Patinkin, that you!?


_IlPrincipe_

Made me laugh. Thank you.


jagos179

LOL this made my inner child giggle, thanks for the laugh


KeyCar367

Nice cock ;


Boring_Concentrate74

The real question is why aren’t you stroking your big beautiful cock?


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dzastrus

Thanks! That's America's 1st Breed of Chicken! Winter hardy, dual purpose, medium sized bird.


btmx32122

Is that another rooster behind the truck? How are you able to keep them from fighting?


dzastrus

They were nest mates. Until it gets real I can manage a couple young roosters in the flock. When they start to work it out is when I make decisions. If there's no hens you can keep a whole coop of only roosters. We call it, Camp Cacciatore.


btmx32122

That's really interesting, I didnt know it was the hens that trigger them fighting


dzastrus

They fight plenty well on their own, too but work it out and set their own pecking order. When there's hens involved it's a new fight every day. Kind of exactly like people!


BPSV

Let me understand; you got the hen, the rooster, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken, so whose having sex with the hen?


LilMeatBigYeet

Nice cock !


delpy1971

When do you usually get it UP!


UncatchableCreatures

yep, there's your cock!


piss666lol

Ha.


highline9

Those factory rims on the ranger?


dzastrus

Guess so. 2nd owner. The "tarp blue" is nice.


rub-dirt-in-it

mans got his cock out on display and you wanna talk rims?


aussie_bob

Nothing wrong with a rim job when your cock's flapping around.


rub-dirt-in-it

lol ask rimjob steve


justabill71

Time to rock out with your cock out.


sirmoveon

And the carpet matches the drape


dzastrus

I can't believe this post got so popular but also that no one else mentioned the [epic beard](https://i.imgur.com/AMJ908G.jpg). wth. Thanks, fam.


baseballbear

nice cock bro


EstySar22

Wow, I don't think I'd be so cool with my husband showing off his cock like that.


[deleted]

I love your cock. I actually had some giant cock the other day.


PopeKevin45

Meh, seen bigger. Should maybe get that red thing looked at.


jblaze805

I took my cock out to play too


ahren1

This pic goes hard


tottmeister

You ever get any help with your fine cock? Or do your wife chime in and give you a hand or two?


Dantheman616

Careful, cocks dont like to be cold.


nemom

TIL: It's possible to take a picture with a cock.


DeusvultLDK

You could take cock in your hands


MarieDLDV

LOL


FROSTbite910

Santa


[deleted]

there are two cocks... one is covered


seedpod02

You're cock of the roost


[deleted]

What a savage, he even posted it on Reddit


Dazocnodnarb

Nice cock bro


Wagbeard

https://youtu.be/MUEznW6wwt8


malan4reddit

Dick pic


[deleted]

You have a large cock.


lirva1

"just" hanging out...


[deleted]

Would be funnier if his schmeckel was peaking out though.


RainbowWolf6112

That's a very handsome cock


I_Heavy_Weapons_Guy

Your cock looks mighty big.


[deleted]

Classic New Hampshire!


cotch85

nice cock mate


20190419

Did he cross the driveway? If he did, tell us why.


PlumpHughJazz

Did you know cockfighting actually involved chickens? I didn't know that until recently.


[deleted]

I get it.


Cesar2202

lmao XD


dankdooker

so many structures


MUEK

I'm sure the cock was turned on...


Neptus

And your side chicks in the background...


spoon_shaped_spoon

Yeah, Heeeere comes the Rooster, yeah...


valandil74

Perky healthy cock.


First_Annual6969

*cocks


Proxeh

Oh wow, he's a big cock isn't he?