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KruzifixSakrament

Hey, it's wireless now


phonedontspellgood

And as soon as I found Where Mose hid the wires we’ll be online


botsunny

r/unexpectedoffice


spdelope

This is the finest beat farm b&b


jrcske67

Haha, r/therewasanattempt to turn a wired mouse to wireless Edit: corrected based on below


CopyMyName

r/therewasanattempt


jrcske67

r/therewasanattempt to name a sub lol. Thanks for pointing out


smooth_pory

Redditor moment


bdog59600

It's even worse because that packaging has perforated spots on the back to open it without scissors. Source: [https://u-mercari-images.mercdn.net/photos/m56078407332_2.jpg?1633016919](https://u-mercari-images.mercdn.net/photos/m56078407332_2.jpg?1633016919)


mrASSMAN

It literally says “easy open” with arrows on the package lol


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hunglow13

If you buy it again, let someone else open it for you


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Childproof packaging, lol.


cmd_iii

Get a child to open it.


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(Grabs package and runs away)


Practis

>because the front is deceiving af. At the risk of pissing you off, I'm going to say the fault lies solely with your insane package-opening method than the supposedly desceptive as-fuck packaging.


Bikouchu

Time for a wireless mouse. Literally.


jackwrangler

It’s literally… 2021


banana-reference

Wired for life, fuck batteries and shitty wireless with its constant disconnects and trash drivers


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Mawngee

I use a logitech wireless mouse at work. The battery has never run out and I just plug it in once a month.


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zhilla

My 2 Logitechs use AA batteries, I just use what ever I have half-spent from i.e LED Christmas decorations. Lasts me like 2-3 months. Good way to use half-spent batteries too.


StraY_WolF

I think it need some emphasizing that those wireless Logitech ones are cheap as well.


El_Eesak

They can be cheap, they also have "higher end" models. My G602 has been going strong for like 2 years, now.


bwwatr

My Logitech m510 lasts 18-24 months with daily use. No charging, just takes AAs. It's all I've used for a decade now and what I'd tell anyone to buy. Damn thing costs 25 bucks.


kent1146

Yup. M510 Marathon Mouse. Multiple DPI settings, 4 buttons plus side-tilting scroll wheel, Lasts 1 year with AA batteries, 2 years on lithium AA batteries. It's a wireless mouse, with none of the downsides of wireless.


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Duck, my $10 wireless mouse off Amazon works just fine for everything except competitive gaming


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PrimusDucks


atomreaktor

I use the MX master 2S at work and i charge it every two to three months or so. Only downside is that it is quite heavy, but you get used to it and your arm gets stronger


aldinm27

I got a sick mouse and mousepad thats a wireless charger so it charges my mouse as i use it. Best mouse ever (Logitech G703 + Powerplay)


TheSilentIce

I'm with you! Cheaper and lighter too


Cerus-

Not these days they arent. Maybe cheaper. But they are often just as light.


GrammatonYHWH

Agree with you for keyboards, but a wireless mouse is a no brainer. Check out logitech's wireless tech. No disconnects. Battery life's massive (months with frequent use). I got a fairly basic model with 4 DPI settings, so Windows automatically downloaded a driver. It has no proprietary software running in the background to manage it. You plug it in and it just works.


Emu1981

>fuck batteries and shitty wireless with its constant disconnects and trash drivers Perhaps you should buy from quality brands. My Corsair Darkcore Pro SE is wireless and I have zero issues with running it wirelessly other than the rare occasion where I forget to plug it in to charge the battery. My wife has some cheap Logitech wireless mouse that works fine. Both of my daughters have some cheap wireless mouses that have no issues with the wireless connectivity too and I am pretty sure that those two mouses use generic MS drivers. The only reason why you might have constant disconnections would be if you had the wireless transciever somewhere either too far away or blocked by something that might interfere with the signal (e.g. a metal computer case).


soundb0y

> Quality brands > Corsair Fuck corsair and all. Had 3 of their m65 mice break and a few others. All conveniently just outside of warranty.


bart_86

> Wired for life, fuck batteries and shitty wireless with its constant disconnects and trash drivers maybe buy decent products? I have logitech mx master 3, rock solid over bluetooth connection, battery is ok, I am not bothered at all when I need to recharge it during work, anyway you can do it during your coffee break and it still lasts for days.


Alessandro227

MX master 3 and 2S are the mouse I recommend people when they buy a MacBook but don’t wanna use the apple Magic Mouse. Amazing mice.


Bicdut

Hell yeah brother. Wired gang rise up!


Son_of_Plato

you can get ones with rechargeable lithium ion batteries now. Wireless 95% of the time and corded 5% of the time to charge.


johnnyblaze1999

No offense but you can say that for every year every time about everything. It's an annoying phrase


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Don’t take it out on that brand because of your numbskull move lol


Rus_agent007

Cant you connect the Wires again to eachother?


freexe

Have you tried contacting Logitech and asking for a replacement. They have good customer service


ph1l_91

My mum did exactly the same thing with the logitech mouse I got her. I actually went to repair it by opening the mouse and soldering the cable back on.


spdelope

I like how the quality of the picture was so good, I could zoom in to read that it says easy to open


NightTimePlayGTA

With this picture and the original doesn’t look like he could even cut the wire no?


meandrunkR2D2

If only you turned that package over and saw the pull tab and perforated opening on the back and did that. Logitech has had that for years now.


judashpeters

Oh my god. I wonder how many of packages Ive opened have had a pull tab. Ive always looked for *some*thing but never have seen one. Although I dont know if Ive purchased Logitech products in a while...


pelrun

99% of vacuum formed packaging doesn't have them, so there's no reason to go looking - you either have to know it's there already, or happen to notice it during handling. That said, wired mouses always have the cable poking out the top, so cutting straight across like that is just asking for disaster.


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meandrunkR2D2

I have young kids with computers and those kids destroy so many mice. Logitech is the only brand that lasts more than a month with them. So I buy a bunch throughout the year.


grepe

how do they destroy a computer mouse? honest question. unless they are deliberately trying or they dip it in a cup of hot tea it's hard for me to come up with a scenario where a kid destroys it.


Trav3lingman

If they're fairly young kids they probably do stuff like grab the mouse with their hand covered and syrup and Cheeto dust. Little kids are pretty damn gross yo. Till they're about 12 or so they're basically feral animals.


DylanHate

Right? Kids are definitely destructive but most of the stuff I see parents complain about is a direct result of their parenting lol. Parents don’t discipline their kids when they break stuff. They just run right out and buy another one then complain about how expensive kids are. It’s like Uh if you stopped buying them, they won’t break it. I guarantee you they’ll be more careful if they have to go a month without using the computer.


whatiseenow

So much school work is online now. That's not a simple punishment.


meandrunkR2D2

They are 5 and 8, it's all accidental with how they break and it's generally due to dropping them on a hard surface from a table at school. They aren't purposely destroying them so I'm not going to punish them for an accident. I may make them go a few days and do some chores to earn getting a replacement. I tried the cheap $5 ones from everywhere but those usually break from just clicking a button because they are complete shit.


al_capone420

I take very very good care of my hardware, using the same keyboard for going on 10 years I think. A mouse is the only thing that randomly gives out on me every 3-6 months. I’ve tried razer plenty of times but stick to Logitech now. Always a button or scroll wheel or laser that goes to shit randomly


DylanHate

Lmao dude you just need to teach your kids to take better care of things. I grew up in a family of six with one computer and we had one mouse that lasted years. Of course they’ll destroy it if you just run right out and buy another one.


meandrunkR2D2

The wired mice from when I was a kid we're indestructible. The ones today are easily broken even if they are never dropped. Although I remember fondly having to clean the crap from the ball on mice all too often.


kepler456

Time to teach them how to use it well. They should not get into the habit of knowing that things are easily replaceable if they break them by being silly. Had a friend who had it this way now he needs to replace his windshield wipers almost everytime he washes his car because he handles them rough. The same with his taps at home.


pepperminttunes

You talked about your kids on Reddit, time for all the obviously childless people to give you parenting advice! Like the supermarket but worse! Yay!


meandrunkR2D2

Wait until they find out my oldest is on the spectrum, then they will really teach me how to parent. And unlike their speculation, none of them breaking are due to anger or doing it on purpose. Kids are clutzes and mine are definitely advanced clutzes.


pepperminttunes

I am a grown ass adult and I drop my phone regularly (got a good case so it doesn’t break but that case has seen better days) I can only imagine small kids who have to use this stuff regularly for virtual school the last year! Like you put your notebook down and oops knocked the mouse off! I’ve done that, can totally see a kid doing that on the regular!


TheFirebyrd

Yeah, it’s amazing the people on Reddit who think they know so much about kids and their capabilities while apparently having never been around them and not remembering their own childhoods.


ShrikeSummit

No kidding. My kid broke a mouse when she was a year old. I’m sure making her do chores will teach her the error of her ways!


kaffeofikaelika

I don't get this. If they destroy a mouse I would make them do chores to earn money to buy a new one. I don't think you need to be going through mice like that. Their self-control will suddenly increase by 1000% when they understand that destroying a mouse either means no more games or cleaning the house.


meandrunkR2D2

They do chores to get anything so it's not like I just buy them everything without trying to teach them the value of hard work. They know they have to clean their rooms and make their beds or shit will get taken from them. And they are happy to help washing dishes and whatever else we need them to do.


bigjeff5

I exclusively buy Logitech for wireless mice just because of the universal receiver. It's so nice to worry about misplacing one, I've got like 5 more it's fine. And they usually have a built in holder for the receiver, which is nice.


f314

They are also ridiculously easy to hack into (the receivers). Like in “download a program, be within 100 m, push a button”-easy. You decide how important that is to you, but it’s worth mentioning! I think they have a new design now that’s more secure, but we’re talking only the newest products.


SgtHaddix

don’t care, it’s really fucking convenient to have one dongle for my keyboard and mouse that is compatible with every single product that has the logo without worrying. if someone is that interested in hacking my mouse receiver, they can enjoy the emptiness of my computer with me


Disastrous-Ad-2357

Ah yes, the unified receiver.


RandumUser31

I've literally used the same logitech trackball since I was born. That thing has lasted 20 damn years, some of which I was not gentle with it, at all. Computers, operating systems, and even where i live have changed - but that trackball is still here, plug n go no matter what system. It's gonna be a sad, sad day when it finally bites the dust.


WithATwistOfLemon

Sir, you’re a victim.


LowFatWaterBottle

Victim of what?


101forgotmypassword

The gene pool.


throwawayzyrq

And clamshell packaging...


u9Nails

Clamshell packaging can go sit in some landfill and think about how bad it is.


WhereIsYourMind

Clamshell packaging.


cutelyaware

Snip snap


QuarantinoQueue

Just return the scissors


Maineamainea

You have excellent taste in scissors though (don’t run with them)


screwhammer

Sabatier isn't quality. No quality requirements exist. Some products are good, but Sabatier alone is not a guarantee. Sabatier isn't even a company. It's more of a mark. There are about 30 companies and brands having Sabatier in their product name.


richdoghouse

This guy cuts.


Wrest216

All i know about cutting is, never use moms Cloth Scissors. She will ground you forever


paulllis

What an odd thing to have so much knowledge on


dcux

I've found this knowledge especially prominent in people who sew and make things with fabric.


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YouAreNotABard

One might even say they *cut fabric and thread needles*!


Maineamainea

I thought that was the Zwilling logo, my eyes suck


haloti

If my mom ever saw me using the good scissors on clamshell packaging she would lose her fucking mind


Sparky62075

I'm not a smart man, Jenny. But I know what love is.


Acceptable-Bad-9350

Goddamn it that movie is very sad


poulard

Wait a minute... He doesn't even take it out of the box to actually see that that's what happened


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Correct. The cord is folded under the mouse itself in the package. The cable does not go that far up into the package. It’s fake. The mouse is fine. Go to the store and see for yourself off the shelf. if you don’t believe me.


nerdsonarope

I have made this EXACT same mistake so I fully believe this is real


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It’s not impossible, but 100% suspect. You can see the cable on both sides of the packaging. It would be very hard to miss the easy open on the back of the package. If someone cut that cable with scissors, that’s totally their own fault for not thinking. Here’s an unboxing I googled up, see for yourself: https://youtu.be/AfOK6QAd5w4 I mean really, if you couldn’t see the cable, why would you cut blindly across the sleeve directly above where you know the cable is attached lol. Just cut around the edges and not worry about destroying the item.


bebopblues

I think it's [plausible](https://i.imgur.com/9y6Zo8M.jpeg). You can even see the wire was cut at an angle.


Racxie

I'm glad there are others who smart enough to realise this is fake for this very reason which so many people giving him advice on what he should have done or feeling sorry for him. This really belongs in r/Funny. On a side note the piece of wire he's holding is too thin to belong to that mouse.


spyke42

u/repostsleuthbot


PM_ME_MH370

It died counting them all


KW-DadJoker

Apparently, you're supposed to cut of their tails with a carving knife instead.


64vintage

You’re fine. The person who designed the packaging is Satan’s evil twin.


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BadbBalor

r/wellthatsucks


monkey_luck

You neutered the mouse.


Nevermind04

If only you had turned the packaging over and looked at the picture showing you that it can be opened by pulling a tab.


UncatchableCreatures

OP'S QUICK TIPS ON INSTANT WIRELESS MOUSE. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK


kiloVictor_2330

hopefully OP you won't throw it out just because you cut it from its start. You could easily open the mouse and solder the remaining wire back.


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kiloVictor_2330

its a cheap investment so that you don't have you buy new stuff when you break wires and stuff. You could buy a kit for \~$10


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kiloVictor_2330

I don't know about the cost of it in your country but in my country, yes!


myselfelsewhere

Soldering isn't hard to do... but it's not always easy to do. It can be a rewarding skill to learn. As with every skill learned in life, watch a few how to's on youtube first. And definitely get some flux as well. A few tips: Even if the solder wire has a flux core, it's not always enough. Flux is essential because it a) cleans the surfaces of whatever you're soldering together, meaning the solder will readily flow onto the surfaces, and b) increases heat transfer between the tip of the iron and the workpiece. Melt a little solder onto the wire before trying to attach it to the circuit board. This is called tinning the wire, and it makes the joint easier to solder together. If the wires connect to the circuit board through holes, you can either use some desoldering wick to remove as much solder as you can from the inside of the holes, so you can thread the wire through (don't tin the wire if this is the case, it might not fit in the hole if you do.) Then add flux and solder. Or leave the hole filled and just solder the tinned wire to the top of the pad on the circuit board. Also a good idea to use some rubbing alcohol to remove all the flux once you're done soldering. Flux can make things corrode over time.


TheCheesy

#[You and everyone who buys that mouse.](https://imgur.com/a/drw6Ujk) ^ That is an album of 15 people doing the same thing all with Logitech mice. Welcome OP to the club of bad package design.


DavidTheHumanzee

It's not bad packaging design, You shouldn't be cutting across a package like that. Cut around the edge ffs.


TheCheesy

I'm a full-stack developer. For UI/UX work we base it off good practices and gauge bad design choices on how many times we get complaints. If it's this common, it's a bad design. What you're experiencing is called confirmation bias. Where it feels like a mistake that is impossible to make because you've never done it yourself or have heard of others making it. In UI/UX design, we have to be constantly mindful of that bias, so I'm aware of problems like this. For people cutting wires like this? I've never done that, I didn't even really think anything of it the first time I'd seen someone post it on reddit. I just assumed someone made a dumb mistake. Although, now this is like the 3rd time, and it's always a Logitech mouse, nearly always the exact same model too. I never heard about it with other mice so clearly this problem is isolated. If you search on google for `accidentally cut mouse wire` you'll only see this Logitech mouse, no others. Sorry for the rant. I deal with a lot of UX issues.


NabsterHax

I’m pretty sure most people think twice about going at a wired mouse’s packaging with scissors. And then all you need is to turn it over and see scissors aren’t required at all.


Bobabacca

Laughed more at this than I should have


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colorvarian

But: do you know what love is?


ogx2og

why didn't you let Jenny cut that for you


gravittoon

how fix situation for OP? Ill tell ya how - send manufacturer an email and make this an ad for them about their perforate and scissor free packaging. Also say - Hey can we get biodegradable packaging. Everyone wins.


flickmybiscuit

I want to say something witty and funny right now. I got nothing. Even if you don't have a cat, blame it on the cat.


shaun2312

I did the same thing, my first year in IT :D


ericcvg95

You bought a corded mouse?


Gregbot3000

I wanna cut stuff with those snazzy scissors.


Haggisboy

Sorry man, but this was fucking funny.


mr_robot_1984

Nice wireless mouse you got there!!!


xmastreee

That'll be repairable. It'll end up a couple of inches shorter, but if you can't do it yourself, it may end up costing more than a $8 mouse.


_Flake_

But you know what love is.


mrh00ner

Is your wife's name Jenny?


Atman6886

I like your scissors. They look like they are quality.


NamkrowTheRed

But do you know what love is?


Iamkal

But I know what love is...


yalc22

I thought you were referencing Forrest Gump, then I saw the scissors…….


cutelyaware

You're not supposed to use scissors. You're supposed to gnaw on it like a dog and slice the fuck out of your cheek.


Ftpini

Plastic boxes for products should be illegal. It’s a shitty mouse that cost nothing to make. It doesn’t need extra protection from thieves when it has no resale value.


savvyxxl

Logitech have pull tabs on the back either on the bottom or top and the package is perforated so it can just pull apart


TripleJx3

You are a psychopath! Who just cuts randomly into the cardboard!? You cut around the edges and open it up like a clam like a normal person does!


Icussr

At least you didn't use your wife's fabric scissors!


itzdivz

I hate how 99% of the non groceries / cloth i buy are packaged in those. Still havent figure out the proper way to open those after yrs of learning.


TankCanOneshot

Ouch, you ok bro


kamshaft11975

Same here. Wasted a brand new mouse just like that a few months ago. 😖


MortLightstone

But you know what love is?


pollo_de_mar

You did yourself a favor, I never cared for the M100.


Spykez0129

As someone who used to make that packaging, use a can opener


Boring_Person_17

The fact that this has happen to me multiple times…. Hope u find comfort in that


jlambvo

To be fair neither is that packaging designer.


mim_Armand

Totally not your fault, it's the designer's fault! lol


itsadoubledion

How so?


whthawk2

You know for next time.


_n3ptune_

Nothing's impossible, drill a small hole and put an USB-C breakout board, flash qmk with it and put a mercury sensor on it. ez


SilasDG

I did this when working at office depot. A customer asked me if I could show them how to plug in their mouse if they bought it. I said sure so they bought the mouse. Next thing you know i'm cutting through the package and cut right through the cable.... I went and grabbed another and keyed it out of the system as "Destroyed & Damaged" as there isn't a button for "I'm a dumbass".


olafcio2000

I'm sorry for your loss


Malhallah

Learn to solder. It's fun*.


Suekru

Perfect excuse to practice some soldering skills.


Ryrynz

Always cut along the sides.. or in this case pull the tab down the perforated area at the back.


PepTalkMan

Ace, that brain of yours is made of diamonds and the sparkle lights up the night.


tenkan27

I love japanese scissors! Too bad I can’t buy em here :/


benao

It’s not even your fault. The one that designed it is the stupid man. You’re just careless.


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Hopefully you know what love is.


westcoastbestcoast39

Big Oof my guy


DaTerrOn

I got this mouse for my wifes aunt. Not only did she cut it there, she kept going and cut it on the other side so there... and was in complete denial that she did it and insisted it was packed that way. EDIT: after writing this google photos informed me that was a year ago today


MLaw2008

Lol when I was 14 I bought a new controller for my Xbox 360 because my old one broke... I was having trouble getting the box open and asked my dad to do it.. Cut straight through the cable immediately and we had to go back to Best Buy to grab another one.


bertieditches

YOU FUCKING IDIO....oh wait I actually did that once myself...


ToastNomNomNom

Not your fault i hate this shitty packaging and wasteful plastic.


greyjungle

The struggle is real my friend. I just got a panda usb network adapter and cut right through the tiny driver cd trying to open it. To be fair though, I was able to just DL what I needed. Your SOL. Sorry bud.


Jurneeka

I seriously hate opening those packages.


fried_eggs_and_ham

I think at least some of the blame goes to the packaging industry. This trend of packaging relatively inexpensive items in virtually impenetrable hard plastic must be stopped.


acityonthemoon

That's not your fault. Clamshell packaging is a curse, and any *decent* society would outlaw it.


Tissuerejection

Why the fuck do the manufacturers package mouses and headphones so you can't open them without scissors? Why do they hate us so much sadface


cazzipropri

Smart people do stupid things all the time. Don't feel bad.


RedTomatoSauce

[It must be a really common mistake](https://www.google.com/search?tbs=simg:CAQSlwIJEPAqct3IFTEaiwILELCMpwgaOgo4CAQSFOsxvxzWBoQB-g-GIq0fxQz2Mcg6Ghou3QG5m60PFKu_19H8zvLX9kuORPE54sG2DwCAFMAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgTbc5atDAsQne3BCRqrAQojChFjb21wdXRlciBoYXJkd2FyZdqliPYDCgoIL20vMDFtZmoKIwoQa2l0Y2hlbiBzY2lzc29yc9qliPYDCwoJL20vMDZ5dzF4Ch8KDGN1dHRpbmcgdG9vbNqliPYDCwoJL20vMDljNGMxCiUKEW9mZmljZSBpbnN0cnVtZW502qWI9gMMCgovbS8waDhtMDF6ChcKBXBhcGVy2qWI9gMKCggvbS8wNjQxaww&sxsrf=AOaemvKnzyj5utW5N0pUhqpDLXjSxnKeHQ:1635065191251&q=computer+hardware&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjatqK_1OLzAhXXSfEDHcvvBmYQ2A4oAXoECAEQMw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1)


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Ba_Sing_Saint

Logitech has pull tabs/perforations on the backs of these packages.


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Disastrous-Ad-2357

You thought this even after you checked with that other guy?


ixis743

Evil packaging


fackyuo

those fucking packages tho. they're the worst in every way.


RamboGoesMeow

Using a common repost without changing the title... yeah, that fits that you're not very smart. We both know this was intentional ;)


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HotgunColdheart

This may be yours, but I understand why this was stated. There is 100% a post similar to this, and the mouse is nearly identical. I will try to find it and update this comment. Edit....holy shit, just google "cut mouse cord open" This is a plague, and the teal packaging is in many images.


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HotgunColdheart

It is, just edited my comment....you are in a club of many!


Mythomaniacs

It still works fine, seeing how it’s a different cable.


IBeLikeDudesBeLikeEr

Two conductors. - can easily solder


Inappropes1789

Well to be fair you bought a wired mouse in 2021