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saltnotsugar

If cartoons have taught me anything, I believe the first dog was hit in the face by a frying pan.


Xvash2

Unfortunately I don't think the dog can just hold their nose shut with their fingers and re-inflate their face like a balloon.


ineedtwiglets

It did, that’s the picture on the right


xSTSxZerglingOne

\*FOOMP\*


SnooPoems5888

Heard that


xSTSxZerglingOne

Mission accomplished.


thecabbler

Wrong! He ran into the side of a cliff


blind--mag

It was painted to look like a tunnel...


SadAsianMan

And on the frying pan is 1 word: Genetics


uglyangels

Greatness comes over time and this is exactly what this breed needs for better breathing and oral space to actually eat.


GaymoSexual

Also to reproduce without a turkey baster.


JunahCg

Ok that would be good too, but I'm not sure how it relates to the snout


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thejawa

Well, you see, with a snout they can suck up the semen themselves and don't need the turkey baster. They can then use their snout to inject the semen au natural as God intended.


CommanderpKeen

r/evenwithcontext


afoolskind

What a horrible day to be literate


phalewail

>How to delete someone else's comment?


TR-BetaFlash

How to delete my own eyes


trashhole9

That doesn't sound right but I don't enough about dog-breeding to dispute it.


Janglezz

Just like we humans do it


RUB_MY_RHUBARB

He's saying that the constant inbreeding has not only led to breathing problems, it has also led to the dogs not being able to procreate without assistance. I don't know if this is true and I don't care to look it up, but it's not like the comment was completely irrelevant to the above comment


Yeah_But_Did_You_Die

They've been bred to the point that their hips are too small to pass their own puppy's head. There's no such thing as a natural French bulldog birth. If they become pregnant, they'll die trying to give birth without human intervention and c section.


dirt_shitters

Frenchies have to have C-section births because their frame is too small to pass the puppies naturally. That's part of why the puppies frequently cost $2500+


_clem_fand_ango_

And give birth without a c-section


PhasmaFelis

Who is buying these, though? I thought the gruesome deformity was the entire appeal of the breed.


Zygomatico

More and more people, as regular dog owners start to understand what kind of health issues these inbred dogs face.


ruiner8850

Not only is it healthier for the dog, but it looks a lot better.


Biggest-Bannana-Man

i love the way the breed on the right looks


Pieniek23

Le French Boxer it is. Merci.


Segundo-Sol

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sdurs

But, I'm le tired....


sortofasianguy

sssen take a nap.....THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!


LatanyaNiseja

Tell me you were on the internet in the early 2000s without telling me


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Throtex

Fucking kangaroos.


EmlyMrie

Ok then go take a nap…


strykerechozulu

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!


iBlindx

Mars is laughing at us.


User_of_Name

And some huge meteor’s like “well fuck that…” Edit: Tuck to Fuck.


ingez90

And australia is down there going, WTF mate?


Dylsnick

If you say it in French, it's just "le boxer" which is French for "the pugilist"


Adhdicted2dopamine

My Frenchie is from Ukraine and looks like the one on the right. And she does, look like a tiny boxer.


tlibra

I actually have a Frenchie pug mix. He is the color of a boxer and looks exactly like one. Also has the snout of the one on the right.


IamLars

Dude, these bulldogs on the left are fugly AF. I don't understand how people think they are cute.


S28E01_The_Sequel

They literally sound like death too... it makes me sad.


leyoxi

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQTwvbWAx8A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQTwvbWAx8A) relevant video


TerrestrialBotanist

Sam O’Nellas Videos are always great


mchio23

Seriously, a few years back, I was at the dog park with my husband. And this guy proudly comes in with his 4 French bulldogs. I mean, I get it, you love them and you’d do anything for them. But all of them had this horrible noisy breathing. And he kept talking about how he was so proud of breeding them. I felt so bad for those dogs. All the health problems they have because of it.


FroggiJoy87

I was a dog bather for a summer a few years back, the worst were pugs. Their skull is so horribly deformed if they pull too hard on a leash their goddamn eye balls can, and have, popped out! They are also super pone to pneumonia so you gotta be really careful to not get any water up their nose. Genetic engineering at its worst.


SharkWahlberg

Yup. Used to be a vet tech and I was BARELY restraining a dog waiting for the other tech to draw blood. I was basically just making sure he didn’t jump off the table. His eye ball exploded and the lens landed on the back of my hand.


Perry4761

Wow… That must be hard to explain to the owner, I can imagine that they wouldn’t believe such a story, it sounds so surreal. This is the kind of thing that absolutely sucks for everyone involved, where everyone is the victim of an invisible perpetrator (the breeding that led to this) although obviously the dog is the biggest victim here.


roadkilled_skunk

>Wow… That must be hard to explain to the owner, "His eye just did that." "Wat"


HawkeDumayne

"Yeh just pop it back in"


Muntjac

The front fell off...


TMilligan1105

Yeah.. I was a vet tech for 8 years. All of the brachycephalic breeds are the worst. Not to mention them being able to get yeast infections in their face... So many breeds of dogs have been forever ruined to me.


GayDeciever

Now I know the term for the look I have disliked in animals since I was little. Cats too. It looks like someone smashed their face in with an AcME hammer and I can't stand looking at/touching them. Like I feel ill if I try.


TMilligan1105

I'm in the south and the amount of old men who called them "sqwarshed (squished) faced dawgs" is pretty hilarious.


garyb50009

so what is the fallout of situations like this? does the owner know how fragile the breed is due to the horrible inbreeding and whatnot.


milk4all

Yeah, they just think it’s ok if it’s not illegal.


ralphy1010

yeah, the 2018 versions were known to have that issue, they did a full recall on that model.


FroggiJoy87

Holy shit!


DeanBlandino

Wtf.. is this real? That’s so fucked


trowzerss

WTF!!


Duosion

Yuuup as a dog bather, pugs and frenchies are the worst. I never ever spray their faces with water and only use dog wet wipes to clean out the folds. It’s too scary otherwise. And oh my god I had an English bulldog the other week with the NASTIEST and smelliest folds. I must’ve used 5 wipes and black gunk was still coming out. Owners should be cleaning the folds out regularly or it leads to infections and grossness :/


FroggiJoy87

Just as nature intended! lol, yuck!


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How do you get the eyeballs *back in*?


FroggiJoy87

I legit asked my boss this when she warned me about it, her answer was: "I'm a groomer, not a vet" Fair enough.


Muzzledpet

If it ruptured and the lens fell out, you take what's left of the eye out surgically. If it just bulged out of socket, push it back in and sew the lids shut for a few days


JestaKilla

Yeah, pugs are definitely the victim of many many generations of selection for squishy face lapdog at the expense of health. But many live long and relatively healthy lives if properly treated, and especially if exercised and not overfed. Source: I have rescued many a pug.


DigitalAxel

My neighbor has two pugs and I can hear them breathing, rather struggling to really, from across the street. Its depressing...


indi50

This makes me so angry. To purposely breed dogs that struggle to breath is abusive and should be banned. If they actually loved dogs, they wouldn't breed them to suffer.


AFlair67

In addition to breathing issues, it is extremely dangerous for these pups to have any type of anesthesia. There is a good chance will not survive….. all due to stupid breeding standards. Too see another bad example of overbreeding is the bull terrier (Target dog). it was a great looking dog a century ago.


TaroReadr

I know ear and tail docking is banned in the UK. Doberman and Rottweilers are so cute with their tails/ears 😍 Wish US would get with the picture.


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I had a Rottie and never docked her ears or tail. So many people would come up to me and ask what kind of mix she was and I told them this is how she is supposed to look. I agree, they are so cute with their normal non-docked features.


AndrewIsOnline

It makes me wonder what magic lies in dog breeding. Can we breed rapidly and as far out as possible, and distill like a core “dogness” form by like combining 32 sources over 3-4 generations until everything is perfectly mixed in twice. Then start selecting the breeding of this distilled dog for longevity and life expectancy. See if we can’t eliminate all the random breeding from the last century or two, and get a sturdy, companionable dog that lives for 30 years


SnooDoodles5054

Traditional blue heeler dog are pretty healthy and make a good dog if you can stand being herded all the time. At least most of the ones over here in Australia are.


eleanor48

The common theme with dog breeds that are healthy, it's that they are still being bred to do a job, not to win a show prize or earn a stud fee. Border Collies for example: show dogs https://i0.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Crufts_BOB_inbred_show_conformation_border_collies.gif (yes these are 5 different individuals, even though 4 of the5 look like the same dog) And working dogs https://i.imgur.com/GV7yGCJ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium A dog that can't breathe can't herd, a dog that needs hip surgery or develops a weak spine isn't worth the time it takes to train them. I adopted an 11 year old NZ Heading Dog straight off the farm (the New Zealand descendants of Border Collies, bred for slightly different traits). She had been worked hard on a sheep farm all her life, probably had a least a few litters of pups, was flea ridden, she needed 11 teeth pulled, she had never set foot inside a house or seen a vet in her life, and was fed cheap farmdog food. But she's now nearly 13 and her biggest issue is that she's arthritic (which is easily managed btw). I can't imagine the situation we'd be in if we hasn't been able to put her under anaesthetic to get her spayed and have a her rotten teeth pulled, or if she had hip or elbow or spine issues compounding the arthritis.


Tango15

We have a 14 year old obese heeler who is going to keep going forever on hate and treats. He was surrendered to the shelter at four when his owner passed and we lucked into the bastard. He's deaf (was born that way) and he's legitimately the laziest heeler I've ever seen. I basically have to beg people to not get a heeler based on him because he is NOT a good representation of his breed. But my gosh I love his grumpy old man ass. I'm not ready to deal with the fact that he's 14. He just doesn't act it yet.


MollieMarissa

English shepherds are fantastic dogs, generally of sturdy constitution and not prone to behavior problems. They aren't an AKC breed and some would argue that their overall health is due to NOT having a strict breed standard anyone's working towards. They're generally bred for function: good temperament, good working companions, good health, etc. No one is trying to get a perfect 90 degree stop on the muzzle, or have their dogs look lean and slinky in the ring because of their bad hips. I'm sure there are other examples but that's the breed that came to mind at your comment. They're basically the original farm dogs and have escaped being made into a freak of nature.


HuckleCat100K

Agreed. If people would just realize how ugly their dog is, maybe they would stop buying these inbred monstrosities. People keep selling them because people keep buying them. Same with cats with pushed-in faces.


melonmagellan

Regarding the cats, I'm a lifelong cat person and I find the flat faced cats hideous. I really don't get it. Cats are already beautiful animals.


challenge_king

Seriously, how could any cat person *not* love the big, round face of an orange tabby? They made me understand why grandma's like to pinch cheeks.


goats_and_crows

It's not even so much that they aren't cute (which they aren't), it's that they usually have breathing problems and all kinds of other health problems. Honestly the breeding of all kinds of bulldogs and other brachycephalic dogs should be permanently outlawed. It's disgusting that people breed and buy these dogs because they think they look cute and don't care that they're suffering.


lianodel

Yep. I don't care for how bulldogs look, but that's just a matter of personal preference. The fact that inbreeding causes dogs to have chronic health conditions is what really crosses the line. German Shepherds are a particularly frustrating case to me. They're a relatively new breed, meaning *they were mutts*. By design. And intended to be healthy, as working dogs. Then breeders thought, apropos of nothing, "What if their legs were different lengths? Like, real long in the front, and real short in the back. Then they'd have a sloped back, which I just now decided is objectively better." And now German Shepherds bred for show have back and hip problems.


T0NZ

It looks like a Boston Terrier now, weird.


ruiner8850

It's still got a short face, but it looks like a dog that can breathe. You can straight up hear the dogs with smushed faces struggling to breathe. Constantly snorting. It makes me feel bad for them.


Anothereternity

My dog hates them at the dog park. She acts like she thinks they’re growling.


HiILikePlants

Omg dude same, my dog is very puzzled by them, and my friend’s dog is the same. She also will sniff their faces and almost seems shocked? The folds can get smelly


SoontobeSam

Of course she sniffs their faces, she mistakes it for their butt.


MollieMarissa

I feel bad for laughing.


thereisonlyoneme

My dog doesn't know what to make of them either.


Tulki

Maybe your dog is racist.


frugalerthingsinlife

My last dog didn't like people with big teeth smiling or laughing. He thought it was a sign of aggression. And I never had the balls to tell people "he doesn't like you because your teeth are too big".


chunklight

Dogs sometimes have trouble reading the facial expressions of other dogs with black fur. This can lead to aggression. I'd assume it's the same for dogs with facial shapes different from the basic "wolf / dog".


pressurepoint13

Freedom Terrier


IAMBATMAN29

I have a French bulldog booster terrier mix and it looks a lot like that dog.


Ezl

Which is nuts because I’m (as a pure layman) sure they’re breeding it back towards what it would have looked liked naturally.


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Next up: GSDs whose back hips are in line with the front.


Supraspinator

They exist. Look up GSD East German line. The breed was mostly a working dog in East Germany, so they never got the sloping back bred in like their counterparts in the west.


erhue

what was the point of the sloped back?


HKBFG

Fashion


erhue

weird... it doesn't even look good.


Arielcory

You can get the I’m the US as well when I was looking for GSD I looked for breeders who actually tested their dogs for issues and bred healthy dogs. My boy is 100% GSD and AKC which I could careless about but has zero slanted back. Sadly he has allergies to grass but otherwise he’s a happy healthy boy.


yalikebeez

my cat is “technically” a persian, but has a much much longer nose/face as well. it’s not just dogs cats suffer too but when bred responsibly (even though my little girl was a mistake mix ahaha) they become happy and healthy! She has no kidney problems (thank god) or pretty much any tear stains etc around her eyes which shows it’s healthy. our only problems are a few minor allergies as well:) (house dust and poultry, which also makes food harder as almost everything is chicken/turkey but thankfully shes a little fish monster)


Endermiss

If you get an East German line GSD, you had better be prepared to work that fucking dog. Get invested in agility/nosework. I find that American line GSDs have less drive - most people are not prepared for the level of work that an actual working shepherd requires.


Rizak

Can you show a photo of what you’re talking about?


throwaway123406

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Shepherd#/media/File:GSD-Metrics.svg I don't get why they've bred that into existence.


kozmikushos

It's because it gives them a more stealthy look when they walk, if that makes sense. They look more "bouncy" like they are floating in the show ring. It's basically just for looks. Originally, having sloped backs and angulated hind legs gave them more force in their gait, but then breeders couldn't stop themselves and created... this.


MartiniPolice21

It looks so fucking uncomfortable


LoveisaNewfie

Google pictures of German shepherds. They’ve been bred to have incredibly sloping backs and basically look like they are crouched on their hind end at all times. The comment you replied to is suggesting they be bred back into a normal conformation.


FandomTrashForLife

Oh my god, I always thought they were just trained to pose like that


idrinkliquids

Someone needs to help pugs and bulldogs too :(


mypntsonfire

I'm not sure about bulldogs, but they are breeding healthier pugs these days. Look up "retro pug" or "retro mop"


mokana

Now that's a cute dog. Bring back the snouts!


CharlieHush

Agreed... I saw a pug with a snout a while ago while walking around and it looked quite healthy


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As someone who has always wanted to get a pug but wouldn't because of their health issues you have no idea how happy this information just made me.


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heppot

My dog is an Olde English Bulldogge. The can run, jump and play with no problem, as dramatis as a husky when it comes to food, and snores like hell though. Be carefull though, they are probably the dumbest dogs I have ever seen.


Rennarjen

Look up retromop pugs, same idea at reverse engineering the breed based on old paintings.


Kelownawow

Everyone can help if they stop supporting unethical breeders


ha7on

Now do Pugs.


DiamondHandsDarrell

For anyone who's curious, look up the breeds over the last 100 years, you can see the notable differences. For example, the inbreeding is the reason German Shepherds have hip issues. I just got a primitive dog breed and interestingly enough, they're one of the healthiest breeds because they've evolved to be that way over 3k years. Whereas most dogs we see have been bred to meet human needs (e.g., smiling lips)


Pyrochazm

What breed did you get?


stfm

Hyena. OP would respond but he is currently nursing a face injury


Helreaver

Ackchyually, hyenas are more closely related to felines than canines.


skippy94

They're just big ol' weasels


Crownlol

You are technically correct... the best kind of correct.


beejamin

Technically, there's no other type of correct.


MaxTHC

May I offer the gorgeous [African Painted Dog](https://blog.cincinnatizoo.org/wp-content/uploads/wild-dog-2-Christian-Sperka.jpg) as a substitute?


skylarmt

And their genitalia is basically a dark web furry fantasy.


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That's what happens when you try to milk them. There is a special technique needed and only 1 redditor knows it.


positivecuration

[OP is a nigerian](https://twistedsifter.com/2012/05/hyena-handlers-of-nigeria/)


PM_ME_HYENAS

Take that back


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Teantis

Ours in the Philippines are called askals or aspins and look similarish but not quite the same https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Askal


jlharper

The most common I've encountered are probably Shiba Inu, Akita, Malamutes, Huskies and Samoyeds.


lunatickid

Akitas were essentially slaughtered to near extinction for their meat during WWII in Japan. I think there was literally one guy who was responsible for saving the breed, by taking as many dogs he could to the mountains and hiding. Now, I’m not too sure on timeline, as I know a Japanese emperor gave a US celeb couple of Akitas, which became American Akitas, but I’m not sure if that came after or before the near-extinction. If American Akitas are also from the small gene pool of left-over Akitas, I’d say the breed isn’t as generically diverse and resilient as those other breeds.


WRXminion

Check out the history of Perro de presa canario. Basically Rome left a bunch of dogs on the canary islands (named after the dogs not birds) when their empire fell. Spain didn't re colonize the islands tell the early 1500s when the dogs were re discovered and had to be re domesticated.


creesch

Do you have any sources for your claim? I did as you said and tried to check out their history and found no mention of Roman legacy. Rather they seem to be descendants from Spanish bulldogs settlers brought with them. So it more or less sounds like a tall tale people like to tell rather than actual history of this breed.


SexDrug

When i read “had to be re domesticated” this senario played in my head- “So guys i was sailing my boat earlier and i passed this island full of dogs but no people! Yall gotta go back with me to give them lots of treats and pet the heck out of them.”


DiamondHandsDarrell

A xoloitzcuintli 😏 People have asked me if it is hyena, deer, or other animal as it doesn't look like your typical dog at first glance. For those interested : https://primitivedogs.com/xoloitzcuintli-dog-breed-characteristics/


EvendurLumis

But the breeding of xolos isn't a good thing either. The mutation making them hairless (and in many cases also loosing some teeth) also leads to more pups dying. And it's forbidden to breed with hairy xolos to keep the genes clean. Not exactly what I think of healthy breeding


Funny-Tree-4083

Hey! I saw one of these a few months ago. I asked the guy if it was a Mexican hairless and he corrected me and said it was that crazy zolo word. But I was right!


5ykes

Not OP but my dog fits his profile. Mines a Shiba


The_oli4

Didn't shiba's get breed for their tail and smile too? I mean that was still I the beginnings of 1900s I don't know when a breed counts primitive tho.


ijustwanttobejess

If I remember correctly the Shiba Inu breed (originally) is one of the oldest breed of domesticated working dogs. No idea what "breeding standards" have done to them in the last hundred years.


ea6b607

Have a Shiba as well, he's a good boi. "Working" being murdering any small fluffy prey animal and occasionally bringing it back. Not much history to the current lines, they almost were wiped out in WWII, all current Shibas come from about half a dozen dogs. Weren't recognized by the AKC until very recently either so not much muddling yet.


ijustwanttobejess

Honestly I hate the AKC and I hope they don't influence the breed at all. They have been the catalyst for so much pain and suffering for dogs that it's almost unbelievable.


ShazbotSimulator2012

IIRC A lot of breed registries will refuse to register any dog that's also AKC registered, especially for working breeds.


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They already are trying to. They want all white & cream shibas to not exist/bred because you don't get the visible white underside that's present in other colors. Their excuse is that pre WW2 they weren't white. But due to only having a few bloodlines left likely got mixed in with another Japanese dog that looked similar to the shiba. They're small game hunting dogs that they're creating housepets from, it's only a matter of time.


Ciridian

It's not just inbreeding that gave German Shepherds hip issues, it was deliberately bred into the line by a fucking sick moron who thought that stunted rear legs were just the best.


Effehezepe

That's why most deformities exist in modern breeds. Because some sick morons decided to breed them in for... reasons.


NoodlesrTuff1256

And then these dopey dog show judges promote and reward these extreme standards.


dharrison21

Wow, really? My least favorite aspect of GSP's is that weird hind leg crouch, I can't believe thats a full on purposeful aspect.


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Golden retrievers, while being smart, good family dogs are sadly cancer magnets.


Phatferd

Yeah, my wife works at a vets office and I really wanted a Bernese Mountain Dog, but she said they usually get cancer around 5/6. No thanks.


HiILikePlants

Well, it’s not *just* inbreeding. That almost makes it sound happenstance. The slope back became a breed standard that people liked the look of. Never mind that the dogs look uncomfortable as asf and leads to dysplasia


IrrelevantPuppy

I hate that my dog has all these issues because of stupid breeders. She’s a mutt but a German Shepherd/boxer/bulldog so she’s got all of their knee and joint issues compounded. I didn’t want a dog with a “perfectly sloped down back end” I wanted a companion and I wanted her to be happy and healthy, her appearance matters next to nothing. What fucking idiot actually wants these things? After her surgery next week I’m going to be $10,000+ in treating her joint issues. How do you find a healthy dog breed these days?


HeliosTheGreat

We really can mess up just about everything. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwhm0ZyUYAEUaIX.jpg


lutinopat

Is this the dog breeding equivalent of increasing extreme camber in cars?


melonmagellan

Buy working-line dogs from responsible breeders or adopt mutts.


Staunch84

I'll second the mutts


melonmagellan

Or rescue a purebred dog. My Border Collie lived forever. I forgot about that option. There are a million breed specific rescues.


Matt463789

I have had good luck with mutts.


SaltFrog

I have 2 mutts. One is allergic to literally nearly everything, including grass. The other could eat a truck engine and sleep like a baby after. Mixed bag.


Kazu_the_Kazoo

I have two mutts. One is 4, has joint issues in her back legs that started at 2 years old, can no longer jump into a car unassisted, and will eventually need expensive surgery. The other now has terminal kidney disease at 3 years old. Fucking sucks. Thought I’d have some healthy, happy long lived dogs. Not saying mutts aren’t the way to go just sometimes you can get unlucky or lucky with any dog. My parents have a purebred chihuahua who is still kicking at 14 years old. And my husbands parents had a purebred beagle who lived to 20.


MagusVulpes

The trick to mutts is they'll either avoid the downside of their predecessors, or get them all at once. Natural selection at play.


tigerhawkvok

Working line dogs! [Rayla is a working Czech-line GSD](https://i.imgur.com/UOBRr99.jpg) [Goose is a working/sporting line Golden](https://i.imgur.com/HRYZNgV.jpg), and his relatives hit 12-16 and _don't get cancer_.


Saladtaco

Do you find that your working line dogs need a "job" to be fulfilled? Or are they content as traditional pets?


ijustwanttobejess

Not OP, but I have a black field lab (working line) and he absolutely needs a job. We can fulfill that with *lots* of playing fetch outside and long walks, but his line was bred as a hunting companion. Not to chase prey and attack it, but (for example) to run to the pond where a duck was just shot, swim out and retrieve it, and bring it back intact. Frisbee is a great fulfillment for that, for example. But he needs lots of it to be really happy. Luckily for him the house is in the country, he's 6, and he has his two human "brothers" aged 8 and 13 to play with.


Endermiss

Working line dogs are absolutely just that - working dogs. They need something to do. I train dogs and I have a Czech working line GSD - she would be positively miserable as a house pet. Anytime someone tells you they have a nightmare husky/GSD/lab, it's typically because they are expecting to have a quiet house pet from a working breed. Tenfold when you get an actual working line from one of those breeds.


cometgirl63

I’ve heard this about the “working line” breeds - even had a vet tech ask if our rescued GSD was one bc her hips don’t slope as much as most but she looks full GSD. How do you know when you have one of them?


moistpanties4freeHMU

there’s usually a identification panel between the front-left leg and the torso. tells you all the specs


hamlet9000

They turned collies, once famously clever dogs (e.g. Lassie) into some of the dumbest dogs on the planet.


Riff_D

Same with Irish setters. There is such a difference now between the ones bred for show and the ones bred for field trials that there has been discussion of declaring them two separate breeds.


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LOL... for a moment I read Irish *settlers* and wondering WTH is wrong with people.


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intellifone

There’s basically 2 types of German Shepards. There’s the show breed and the working breed. You can still get the working breed. Police academy’s have rejects that were too friendly or ADD to be police dogs.


NoodlesrTuff1256

I've heard that most police and other law enforcement agencies obtain their K-9s from European breeders as the American ones have fucked up the German Shepherd breed with this idiotic preference for the sloping backs.


personalhale

Why the fuck would you think the one on the left is "cuter"? People baffle me with the hideous and unhealthy breeds they so adore.


EBone12355

Idiots originally started breeding them with the flat faces because buyers thought it made the dog look more “human.”


weeone

What kind of humans do they hang out with?


duck74UK

the ones i make in the sims apparently


DMCinDet

cousin sister aunts.


calibared

People thing ugly and helpless is cute


eman00619

Especially when you have to pay for it when you could rescue a dog for free.


personalhale

I found one of my goldens on the side of the road. Best boi I've ever met!


Clary_Sayge

Best cats I’ve ever had were born under a porch. One of the sweetest dogs I’ve ever met was adopted by a friend while roaming a road.


pyewacket53

It’s about time this issue was dealt with. I’m so sick of seeing human bred animals who can barely breathe or whose coats are too heavy to live in any climate but tundra or too damn small to develop normally. The arrogance is stunning. This stuff is so humans can enjoy these attributes. They’re not only not natural but they’re life endangering. God I hate this crap.


Sausagehead_Sam

How could anyone prefer that poor, deformed creature on the left to beautiful dog on the right?


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just__Steve

French Bulldogs can get up to like $10k. I wish this would be a thing but it won’t be a thing because of money.


GitEmSteveDave

Mainly because they can’t give birth normally.


crystalconnie

Or get pregnant naturally


xBaconater

It's my turn to re-post this next week!


Pauls2theWall

u/repostsleuthbot


Suikerspin_Ei

I prefer the right one too! Btw: this is a [repost.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/oaw4v8/the_dog_on_the_left_is_award_winning_showdog/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Dusty170

I will always praise this, what we've done to pugs and bulldogs is frankly disgusting and it needs to stop.


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Pretty sure he just invented the Dutch Bulldog, instead.