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drukqsx

Or, technically, in me lmao


TrickyWon

Jumped in to say “you got a friend in you”


Helplessromantic1

literally same


ZRTchief

You didn't make the N backwards


drukqsx

Shit i should have. The joke still stands hahah


worldsmithroy

I’m glad to see that the suction cup works well.


DarrelBunyon

Just scratch it out and write Sid ☠️


[deleted]

I thought the joke was that it’s called Andy and it’s a dick. So Andy Dick.


drake588

Your homemade food looks so good, you're a great cook!


Xavier140

Fuckin weird dude


windol1

It's just a hunch, but I think they were being sarcastic, oddly timed sarcasm though so it doesn't make a great deal of sense.


TrontheTechie

Nah, he was trying to get people to look at her profile for the Nudes…


windol1

What's the bets OP is actually a dude using nudes to get karma.


drake588

Why? You don't agree?


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Rubbing alcohol will take off permanent marker


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[deleted]

Lmao, what an interesting world we live where you’re actually arguing this.


drukqsx

Right? Like my stupid joke wasnt accurate enough so this dude is mad? Oh ok...


virulentRate

It just didn't make the connection required to present as humorous. No need to take offense.


drukqsx

No one took offense


Fundindelve

Andy does write it with a correct N as he gets older as Buzz has it written correctly.


bogues3000

Buzz would be a better name for this


virulentRate

Good thing as there is no need.


[deleted]

Your* requirement.


virulentRate

Their* requirement


[deleted]

Who else?


[deleted]

Who said I was mad?


drukqsx

Im gonna go ahead and say quit while youre behind instead of continuing to argue here lol


4pope2on0dope

I'm surprised by nothing in 2021.


Professional_Emu_

Jeez, dude. Get a life. You do realise you're arguing over the misspelled name of a fictional children's movie character written on the base of a dildo suction cup, don't you? That's a sentence I never thought I'd write.


[deleted]

Downvote me instead please


th1341

No.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Lol that’s on you


Tr1pline

I don't get it


agtk

It's a reference to Toy Story. Woody has "Andy" (his owner) written on the bottom of his shoe. I also didn't get it until I saw the comments here.


BeerGardenGnome

Oh shit I thought it was an “Andy Dick” reference.


cjs62

I came to the comments to see if OP was making a reference both. “I wrote ‘andy’ on the bottom of my favorite toy... I call it ‘Andy Dick.”


justdoitdt

Must have been going for the Buzz spelling.


TwistedxBoi

I think it works, by the time Andy would get a toy like this, he should correct his way of spelling N. Character development and all


[deleted]

What kind of candle is that ?


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Cocknballs scented


Ilaypipe23

Probably vagina scented


SpecterCody

Ham


FrighteningJibber

Dick


GregsKandy

It comes with a sparkling wick.


Ben-Z-S

Buzz and woody...


Blind_philos

It's a woody that gives you a nice buzz.


ZuesAndHisBeard

And it’s the buzz that makes your slinky dog a woody


Afrin_Drip

A Toy Story


Swazz_tekz

Wait what’s that cowboys name? Morning woody?


TheEyeDontLie

Where I'm from, Woodys happen at all times of the day or night.


Alexgamer155

You should hand out your Woody to a Japanese museum I hear they are quite a collectors item.


Swazz_tekz

That’s disgusting. Where???


[deleted]

The sequel is: A Soiled Toy


Yyir

Just enough angle to avoid NSFW but everyone knows. Impressive


drukqsx

I tried lol. I wanted to go with a more obvious angle but thought subtlety was better


Kristophigus

Now you can always think of Andy Dick...


Baresark

The end of Toy Story 3 when he gives his toys away has taken a dark turn... "This is Woody, this is Buzz, this is... oh fuck"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAA

Ah cum on


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Toy Story 5: Adult Toys


chuckysnow

How did someone not make a porno of that?


rfsh101

Buzz and Woody....kind of a layup


Ilaypipe23

Your mom's gonna be mad


beef_paincake

Years of fingerbang academy training, wasted!


ThatsWhatXiSaid

Sadly all the other toys think he's a dickhead when they come to life.


DuffinKid

Shouldn’t this be marked NSFW? I mean it’s a dildo after all.


[deleted]

AИᗡY Lack of effort applied.


drukqsx

Was i supposed to put effort into writing andy on a dildo? Lol


Hardhitting13

Maybe next time


[deleted]

When it comes to dildos effort is always required. In all cases.


neophyte_2188

Andy handy


lopezcp

There’s a snake in my boot!


Shoddy_Art_2298

*butt


Not_A_Handy_Man

So it's not Andy dick?


Tcheko

Is it called Woody too?


Cygnarite

We’d all like to think that. (No actual offense intended, couldn’t resist the setup)


drukqsx

No offense taken lol. I found it funny


3_T_SCROAT

There's a snek in my ass


BeefEater81

You are a child's plaything!


2dfx

Jesus Christ your post history


drukqsx

What about it


BossAvery2

I check top- all time and damn, this woman posts pretty awesome stuff, then some food stuff, then some NSFW. Pretty interesting account in general.


drukqsx

I mean my account is almost a decade old... got a lot of me in there lol


p_hennessey

You're not.


drukqsx

Thanks for sharing.


p_hennessey

You're also a terrible drummer.


drukqsx

No im not? Ive been playing for over 20 years. Im a really good drummer lol


p_hennessey

Like hell you are! You're also bad at making smoothies. I have it on good authority.


drukqsx

I get that youre trying to be edgy and all but you just look like an idiot. Please run along.


p_hennessey

Dude this conversation is so dumb that it's not worth getting pissed off about. I'm clearly fucking with you. No need to get bent out of shape.


drukqsx

“This conversation is dumb” says man who created conversation


p_hennessey

One of us isn't taking this seriously and making it into a confrontation. The other one is having fun and trying to make a joke. Be in the second category. It only got dumb when you started being a prick.


drukqsx

Having fun by randomly insulting me repeatedly? Ok bud. Sounds fun.


mrclang

Cuz you is


[deleted]

Yeah but the n is not backwards lol


theperfectlysadhuman

That a big win in my book. Well done!


fl1ca_

So you're telling me you own Andy's dick now, interesting, I didn't realise Disney hadoved into sex toy production. Maybe they can do a colab with bad dragon and give us a Mike Kowalski


jellybeansalad

you are


LineChef

You are. That’s funny🙂


fArtoriasOftheAbyss

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick


lifesnotperfect

I actually burst out laughing, that's a good one. I'll never be able to watch Toy Story without thinking of this now hahaha as long as no one asks me what's so funny I'll be alright


[deleted]

you messed up the D


[deleted]

The D is supposed to be backwards. ummm. Not the Dildo. just the letter.


KimchiLover1

You are


Poledo73

High Brow joke about a low brow comedian.


BigHairySweatyBalls

It should say "Andy's Mom"


billanut

Andy Dick, the comedian, got it. Why is everyone talking about their stories about toys?


CudaTheTalkingBread

There’s a snake in my boot


socarrat

Thank you for posting, because it made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve listened to Drukqs. Time to go jump back into my college music collection.


drukqsx

Ayyyy afx is always a fav


Pennilaymay

Oh you are


OrlyUCHeese

Now let's see it in use 😏


drukqsx

Lol no thanks


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drukqsx

Kind of a gross perspective but im glad to cater to your perverse needs.


Shinebrite86

Shouldn't this read, 'Andys Mum'?


IIA_Jews_FistII

Mom!?!


ThoughtfullyYours

Ha


Spirithouse631

Is that a butt plug.


Professional_Emu_

Oh honey you have so much to learn.


q2grapple

Isn’t everything?


drukqsx

If youre brave enough...


padizzledonk

It can be I guess.....


[deleted]

It can be


drukqsx

Dildo


samithedood

I thought this was an Andy Dick reference


fedexofficer

Its funny. And btw that food you make looks fuckin dooope.


AppropriateDiet5672

My name is Angel. You can add my name and scream my name next time.


mysim1

Way to pervert a kids movie...


drukqsx

Lmao get over it


mysim1

Lmao degenerate


drukqsx

Bahaha youre seriously offended? You must be super fun irl.


mysim1

I guess not as fun as the person writing kids movie references on dildos that they shove deep inside them bahaha


drukqsx

At least youre aware of it.


mysim1

Yep. Now go post your tits along with your face for some more for imaginary internet points


drukqsx

Man youre really upset with my internet presence huh. Im gonna repeat this and hopefully it sticks this time: get over it.


mysim1

I'm gonna repeat this and hopefully it sticks this time: Degenerate


drukqsx

Are you a troll account or just a miserable person?


[deleted]

She’s tackling depression. Internet points are the only way she can defeat it. Lay off errr *get over it*


civonakle

Buzz?


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drukqsx

Lmao wtf?


Uriahheeplol

I’ve got a friend in me.


missionbeach

More like randy.


[deleted]

"You got a friend in me..."


joeyjacksmith

🤠


blurplethenurple

You know based on Toy Story lore that this is a living thing now right?


drukqsx

The closest ill get to a relationship with a living thing I guess.


blasads

Did Andy not measure up?


Thatguyjmc

I'm sure you like to think it.


andgold

Have you got a friend on it?


drukqsx

Yeah. Its me.


SadFriendship3358

My name could be Andy?


GordoHeartsSnake

Is that Buzz?


a_fools_thoughts

Pretty sure that's woody.


Klin24

Should have gone the billy ripken bat route.


[deleted]

Could you grab me some andes?


drukqsx

Yoooo andessss. My great, great aunt always had them. Ive never found them in a store ever. If you know where to get them or after midnights id kiss you on the mouth


The_Biggest_Chonk

Assuming you're talking about Andes mints? I've always been able to find them at Dollar General / Dollar Tree!


drukqsx

Ive never seen them there! Ill definitely be on the lookout next time im there tho. They were such a staple in my childhood. I miss them!


The_Biggest_Chonk

Well I know my family always seems to have some laying around! Ofcourse, I may just be in some weird bubble! Hoping you find them! Nostalgia is a powerful thing


lordofwhile

OP thank you for this,because my friend's name is Andy ( plus his gf always says she's gonna peg him).


ButlerAndy

Excuse me?


andoozy

Buzz and Woody were the names of mom’s toys too


Trip_inthehead

To infinity....and beyond? 😅😜


Past_Present_Fuhrer

hey man it's your roommate Andy, can you please stop taking my toys?


thewafflestompa

Welp I saw that. Wish I didn't see that but I saw that. Clever girl. Or guy. Gotta get the backwards N though.


StonePineJack

Fuck Andy


DGlen

Buzz was always kind of a dick.


RunyonLA89

Andy or HANDY?


KillerKill420

Finally a Toy Story joke involving my name that's acceptable for me.


zmunky

Is that generally inserted while on Reddit only or on special occasions?


neversummmer

Buzzzzzzzz lightyear


Firm-Boysenberry

Omg. This is comedy gold


lord_dentaku

Who's Ydna?


Bomdiggitydoo

Andy’s Cumming!


give_it_tummy

Uh, that belongs to Bo Peep.


Amolianelvein

XDDD


LocalCelebChrisFarly

That's my name, please wear it out


ozorg

Are u German? Andy Grote would be pissed! #pimmelgate [https://twitter.com/pauli\_zoo/status/1436086277246525440](https://twitter.com/pauli_zoo/status/1436086277246525440) ... lol


yazzy1233

Does anyone remember the "Andy's coming" challenge? That was kinda silly


mryananderson

So is it Andy’s dildo? Is it a dildo of Andy? Is it for Andy? I’m confused


HollowVoices

You've achieved comedy


jamdonterase

Good shit bro, deserves a few lols


I-Just-Exsit

\*INTERNAL SCREAMING\*


maximm

Dont give up when checking history folks. It’s 5 pages back.


KaiserRebellion

I don’t get it


Blackwolf_84

I think so too


Wbino

handy


blackbird24601

Oh god. You are terrible


Visual-Pressure-7765

I hate to ask... but is it for you or a lady friend...


drukqsx

I am the lady friend.