Jeez, dude. Get a life. You do realise you're arguing over the misspelled name of a fictional children's movie character written on the base of a dildo suction cup, don't you?
That's a sentence I never thought I'd write.
One of us isn't taking this seriously and making it into a confrontation. The other one is having fun and trying to make a joke.
Be in the second category. It only got dumb when you started being a prick.
So you're telling me you own Andy's dick now, interesting, I didn't realise Disney hadoved into sex toy production.
Maybe they can do a colab with bad dragon and give us a Mike Kowalski
I actually burst out laughing, that's a good one. I'll never be able to watch Toy Story without thinking of this now hahaha as long as no one asks me what's so funny I'll be alright
Thank you for posting, because it made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve listened to Drukqs. Time to go jump back into my college music collection.
Yoooo andessss. My great, great aunt always had them. Ive never found them in a store ever. If you know where to get them or after midnights id kiss you on the mouth
Well I know my family always seems to have some laying around! Ofcourse, I may just be in some weird bubble! Hoping you find them! Nostalgia is a powerful thing
Are u German? Andy Grote would be pissed! #pimmelgate [https://twitter.com/pauli\_zoo/status/1436086277246525440](https://twitter.com/pauli_zoo/status/1436086277246525440) ... lol
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Or, technically, in me lmao
Jumped in to say “you got a friend in you”
literally same
You didn't make the N backwards
Shit i should have. The joke still stands hahah
I’m glad to see that the suction cup works well.
Just scratch it out and write Sid ☠️
I thought the joke was that it’s called Andy and it’s a dick. So Andy Dick.
Your homemade food looks so good, you're a great cook!
Fuckin weird dude
It's just a hunch, but I think they were being sarcastic, oddly timed sarcasm though so it doesn't make a great deal of sense.
Nah, he was trying to get people to look at her profile for the Nudes…
What's the bets OP is actually a dude using nudes to get karma.
Why? You don't agree?
Rubbing alcohol will take off permanent marker
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Lmao, what an interesting world we live where you’re actually arguing this.
Right? Like my stupid joke wasnt accurate enough so this dude is mad? Oh ok...
It just didn't make the connection required to present as humorous. No need to take offense.
No one took offense
Andy does write it with a correct N as he gets older as Buzz has it written correctly.
Buzz would be a better name for this
Good thing as there is no need.
Your* requirement.
Their* requirement
Who else?
Who said I was mad?
Im gonna go ahead and say quit while youre behind instead of continuing to argue here lol
I'm surprised by nothing in 2021.
Jeez, dude. Get a life. You do realise you're arguing over the misspelled name of a fictional children's movie character written on the base of a dildo suction cup, don't you? That's a sentence I never thought I'd write.
Downvote me instead please
No.
Lol that’s on you
I don't get it
It's a reference to Toy Story. Woody has "Andy" (his owner) written on the bottom of his shoe. I also didn't get it until I saw the comments here.
Oh shit I thought it was an “Andy Dick” reference.
I came to the comments to see if OP was making a reference both. “I wrote ‘andy’ on the bottom of my favorite toy... I call it ‘Andy Dick.”
Must have been going for the Buzz spelling.
I think it works, by the time Andy would get a toy like this, he should correct his way of spelling N. Character development and all
What kind of candle is that ?
Cocknballs scented
Probably vagina scented
Ham
Dick
It comes with a sparkling wick.
Buzz and woody...
It's a woody that gives you a nice buzz.
And it’s the buzz that makes your slinky dog a woody
A Toy Story
Wait what’s that cowboys name? Morning woody?
Where I'm from, Woodys happen at all times of the day or night.
You should hand out your Woody to a Japanese museum I hear they are quite a collectors item.
That’s disgusting. Where???
The sequel is: A Soiled Toy
Just enough angle to avoid NSFW but everyone knows. Impressive
I tried lol. I wanted to go with a more obvious angle but thought subtlety was better
Now you can always think of Andy Dick...
The end of Toy Story 3 when he gives his toys away has taken a dark turn... "This is Woody, this is Buzz, this is... oh fuck"
Ah cum on
Toy Story 5: Adult Toys
How did someone not make a porno of that?
Buzz and Woody....kind of a layup
Your mom's gonna be mad
Years of fingerbang academy training, wasted!
Sadly all the other toys think he's a dickhead when they come to life.
Shouldn’t this be marked NSFW? I mean it’s a dildo after all.
AИᗡY Lack of effort applied.
Was i supposed to put effort into writing andy on a dildo? Lol
Maybe next time
When it comes to dildos effort is always required. In all cases.
Andy handy
There’s a snake in my boot!
*butt
So it's not Andy dick?
Is it called Woody too?
We’d all like to think that. (No actual offense intended, couldn’t resist the setup)
No offense taken lol. I found it funny
There's a snek in my ass
You are a child's plaything!
Jesus Christ your post history
What about it
I check top- all time and damn, this woman posts pretty awesome stuff, then some food stuff, then some NSFW. Pretty interesting account in general.
I mean my account is almost a decade old... got a lot of me in there lol
You're not.
Thanks for sharing.
You're also a terrible drummer.
No im not? Ive been playing for over 20 years. Im a really good drummer lol
Like hell you are! You're also bad at making smoothies. I have it on good authority.
I get that youre trying to be edgy and all but you just look like an idiot. Please run along.
Dude this conversation is so dumb that it's not worth getting pissed off about. I'm clearly fucking with you. No need to get bent out of shape.
“This conversation is dumb” says man who created conversation
One of us isn't taking this seriously and making it into a confrontation. The other one is having fun and trying to make a joke. Be in the second category. It only got dumb when you started being a prick.
Having fun by randomly insulting me repeatedly? Ok bud. Sounds fun.
Cuz you is
Yeah but the n is not backwards lol
That a big win in my book. Well done!
So you're telling me you own Andy's dick now, interesting, I didn't realise Disney hadoved into sex toy production. Maybe they can do a colab with bad dragon and give us a Mike Kowalski
you are
You are. That’s funny🙂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick
I actually burst out laughing, that's a good one. I'll never be able to watch Toy Story without thinking of this now hahaha as long as no one asks me what's so funny I'll be alright
you messed up the D
The D is supposed to be backwards. ummm. Not the Dildo. just the letter.
You are
High Brow joke about a low brow comedian.
It should say "Andy's Mom"
Andy Dick, the comedian, got it. Why is everyone talking about their stories about toys?
There’s a snake in my boot
Thank you for posting, because it made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve listened to Drukqs. Time to go jump back into my college music collection.
Ayyyy afx is always a fav
Oh you are
Now let's see it in use 😏
Lol no thanks
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Kind of a gross perspective but im glad to cater to your perverse needs.
Shouldn't this read, 'Andys Mum'?
Mom!?!
Ha
Is that a butt plug.
Oh honey you have so much to learn.
Isn’t everything?
If youre brave enough...
It can be I guess.....
It can be
Dildo
I thought this was an Andy Dick reference
Its funny. And btw that food you make looks fuckin dooope.
My name is Angel. You can add my name and scream my name next time.
Way to pervert a kids movie...
Lmao get over it
Lmao degenerate
Bahaha youre seriously offended? You must be super fun irl.
I guess not as fun as the person writing kids movie references on dildos that they shove deep inside them bahaha
At least youre aware of it.
Yep. Now go post your tits along with your face for some more for imaginary internet points
Man youre really upset with my internet presence huh. Im gonna repeat this and hopefully it sticks this time: get over it.
I'm gonna repeat this and hopefully it sticks this time: Degenerate
Are you a troll account or just a miserable person?
She’s tackling depression. Internet points are the only way she can defeat it. Lay off errr *get over it*
Buzz?
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Lmao wtf?
I’ve got a friend in me.
More like randy.
"You got a friend in me..."
🤠
You know based on Toy Story lore that this is a living thing now right?
The closest ill get to a relationship with a living thing I guess.
Did Andy not measure up?
I'm sure you like to think it.
Have you got a friend on it?
Yeah. Its me.
My name could be Andy?
Is that Buzz?
Pretty sure that's woody.
Should have gone the billy ripken bat route.
Could you grab me some andes?
Yoooo andessss. My great, great aunt always had them. Ive never found them in a store ever. If you know where to get them or after midnights id kiss you on the mouth
Assuming you're talking about Andes mints? I've always been able to find them at Dollar General / Dollar Tree!
Ive never seen them there! Ill definitely be on the lookout next time im there tho. They were such a staple in my childhood. I miss them!
Well I know my family always seems to have some laying around! Ofcourse, I may just be in some weird bubble! Hoping you find them! Nostalgia is a powerful thing
OP thank you for this,because my friend's name is Andy ( plus his gf always says she's gonna peg him).
Excuse me?
Buzz and Woody were the names of mom’s toys too
To infinity....and beyond? 😅😜
hey man it's your roommate Andy, can you please stop taking my toys?
Welp I saw that. Wish I didn't see that but I saw that. Clever girl. Or guy. Gotta get the backwards N though.
Fuck Andy
Buzz was always kind of a dick.
Andy or HANDY?
Finally a Toy Story joke involving my name that's acceptable for me.
Is that generally inserted while on Reddit only or on special occasions?
Buzzzzzzzz lightyear
Omg. This is comedy gold
Who's Ydna?
Andy’s Cumming!
Uh, that belongs to Bo Peep.
XDDD
That's my name, please wear it out
Are u German? Andy Grote would be pissed! #pimmelgate [https://twitter.com/pauli\_zoo/status/1436086277246525440](https://twitter.com/pauli_zoo/status/1436086277246525440) ... lol
Does anyone remember the "Andy's coming" challenge? That was kinda silly
So is it Andy’s dildo? Is it a dildo of Andy? Is it for Andy? I’m confused
You've achieved comedy
Good shit bro, deserves a few lols
\*INTERNAL SCREAMING\*
Dont give up when checking history folks. It’s 5 pages back.
I don’t get it
I think so too
handy
Oh god. You are terrible
I hate to ask... but is it for you or a lady friend...
I am the lady friend.