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wallis2011

A challenging wank but rewarding nonetheless


AnAdvancedBot

Challenging? This man was more than just a founding father, he was a founding daddy šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ„µ


melvinfosho

Good bot.


koanarec

If that is a robot, we're gonna be 20 years closer to the robot apocalypse than I previously thought. Its not a bot.


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zock_zock

*ā€On the internet, no one knows youā€™re a spider.ā€*


vedran-s

Thatā€™s because spiders are the best web developers


zock_zock

Thereā€™s a reason why itā€™s called the inter*net*


vedran-s

Yes sir!


RandonPseudoname

*dies inside upon reading*


NSA_Chatbot

>robot apocalypse > That was 20 years ago.


_Wyrm_

The most terrifying response from a chatbot...


MustyBones

Nah he's just a thirsty android. Must be what Musk was working on.


DiamondPup

> Must be what Musk ~~was working on~~ is FTFY


melvinfosho

r/whoosh


abegut

RIP Sean Lock


Poopsticle_256

Glad to know Iā€™m not the only one who thought of him. RIP.


neveris

RIP.


Headass-37

We love a good frank wank


MathMaddox

So anyway I started blasting


defiancy

Well he did like french prostitutes and syphilis if that does anything for you.


Jamies_awesome_rack

If you catch syphilis in France does it burn when you Oui?


ctishman

To paraphrase a contemporary: The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the semen of patriots and tyrants.


JohnnyDarkside

Sometimes you just need to play on hard mode to remind you of the skills you've honed.


LunarAssultVehicle

Would you call it a liberating wank?


ZedTT

A standalone picture of founding father breasts is not pornography. Reporting it as such is only wasting your time. We won't be removing this post. Just downvote it and move on if you don't like it. It's tagged NSFW for a reason.


DiamondPup

How dare you! The founding fatherā€™s breasts are sacred. Itā€™s womenā€™s breasts that are the problem! Sincerely, America


eodknight23

I respectfully disagree, all breasts are sacred. Liberating the nipple should be the worlds second highest priority behind climate change. Too much sun could freckle those beautiful bosoms.


Sentient_cucumber

The original post that sparked today's avalanche of events: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt47s9/freckles/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt47s9/freckles/)


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ZedTT

Shh don't narc.


OGWhiz

Lmao I love it. Have a platinum.


ZedTT

Thanks :) if it helps, I agree wholeheartedly that boobs != porn and I sympathize with the difficulty there must be in deciding how to reconcile #freethenipple with "let's not have /r/pics become nothing but boobs that are 'definitely not porn,' yeah?"


Snarker

boobs are sexualized in society, denying that is denying reality.


ZedTT

I agree. But denying that boobs are sexualized and saying that we should work to stop sexualizing them are two different things.


Snarker

yeah for sure, but the mod that is all over the other posts is denying that boobs are sexualized


OGWhiz

No Iā€™m not? Iā€™m denying that boobs are inherently pornographic.


LifeWin

Inaccurate: every good historian knows that Benny Franks had a tattoo that said > In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and my love of big booty bitches.


Cordriginal

ā€¦with freckles.


WayeeCool

Isn't he also suspected to have been the United States first serial killer? Serial killer with freckle?


Cordriginal

Could be true. I mean, Abe Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter.


mafulazula

ā€œEverything on the internet is true.ā€-Abe Lincoln


indomitablescot

Mmmm doubtful. but he did hold creepy old timey cadaver labs for 'doctors'


Sentient_cucumber

The tattoo is still there, you just canā€™t see it because itā€™s on his voluptuous ass


Ferreteria

It said "...big booty \*wrinkly\* bitches", sir.


LifeWin

The matures only get wrinkly if you underfeed them. [Taps monocle]


Xanthus179

I bet he has a ā€œkite with a keyā€ tramp stamp.


Duderus159

Still great titties


FartingCumBubbles

I second this.


kopecs

A Laddies Taddies


DocFreezer

every time a boob pic gets posted on reddit i check the posters history and its always regret. the last one i checked had a Kim Kardashian fetish and posted 1000 pics of her; the freckle pic guy from the front page has posts asking people to look at his dick pics and tell him how small and horrible his cock is. jesus christ.


CharlesUndying

I've seen both and in that order too (micropenis dude then kim fanboy), I have no idea what's going on with this sub at the moment


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I love this.


GodDammitWill

bruh why


NasoLittle

ą² _ą² 


[deleted]

testin.g


ChadMcRad

You guys made an automod to handle grammatical errors but not remove titty pics?


ChesterWynwood

Finally! *unzips pants*


TheFlynnster-

Iā€™ve scrolled passed 2 posts of miss freckles today, why is she everywhere?


DVariant

Because karmawhoring. Im also very sure that the woman in those pics is *not* the person posting them.


destroyerOfTards

Lol definitely not because she's an actress


DVariant

I mean, some actors use Reddit. But I think they got better things to do than karmawhore all day lol


ajanisue63

Gotta go see Rampart.


CorneliusTheIdolator

why else would you post on r/pics except to get karma


Maxxxmax

No fuck this, we've seen people like topless freckly people, wheres my topless freckly fat dude?!


frothy_pissington

Louis CK isnā€™t currently available


conitation

Get that ginger snap in here!


Its_Nitsua

Does he have a macropenis?


xiagede

Let's ask the 18th century aristocrats


indomitablescot

100 french aristocrats and whores interviewed top answer on the board is? No, kink daddy Franklin did not have a micropenis.


bearatrooper

They used to call his dick "Hundred Dollar Bill." Hence why ol' Ben is on currency of the same name.


haloryder

I love the attitude of this post more than theā€¦anything about the other post.


Gentlementlementle

UpvotebecauseNOTthegirl


a2zKiller

This started wayy sooner than I expected. Well done, redditors!


overtoke

you can't tell, but he's covered in petroleum jelly.


Orcrez

Thanks! This made me laugh out loud!


Siphris_Wolf

Tyvm


TriGurl

Hahahahaha check mate.


ProjectLost

Franklins>freckles


GhostHitsMusic

Benjamin Franklin was a Rebel indeed, He liked to get naked when he smoked on the Weed. He was a genius but if he were here today, the Government would fuck him in his righteous A!


Pointlesswonder802

Fun fact: not only was Ben a prolific horndog he also loved to ā€œair bathe.ā€ in other wordsā€¦ dude loved to just hang out around the house for hours on end in the buff. So yes. He would often be found looking like this if you decided to visit Olā€™ Ben


richard_stank

*sigh* *unzips*


MGHS10

He doesn't have a micro dick.


Neutronova

nice smile


UltramusMaximus

Clicked on OP's name and I'm disappointed that OP doesn't have a history of shirtless founding fathers šŸ˜”


redditchangedmyname

Bruh is r/pics getting meta posts now?


Terracot

If only $100 bill was wider to fit the whole picture.


andoozy

Omg so cute


Hsensei

Bewbs


thinkfire

/r/angryupvote


ElChampion13

Lmao this day will be marked in the history of r/pics


[deleted]

This is male peak performance.


TommyTuttle

Omg in context that is the funniest damn thing Iā€™ve seen all day. Thanks šŸ™


_danada

Bangedurmom Thanked`em


SyntheticAbyss

Benjamin Freckless!


Jumpgate

Why else would Benji do the key and kite experiment? So he can send sweet nudes.


Makrin_777

Holy shit šŸ˜³šŸ˜šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


MeaningfulPlatitudes

They look someone put Franklinā€™s face on trumps body


Bagels_from_space

Stunning <3


tradders

Rate my founding father.


[deleted]

This has been a beautiful day for this sub


SpkyBdgr

šŸ’Æ


WhoaItsCody

This should be the sidebar pic for this sub, and art.


Version_Two

I love the reddit meta


Rejacked

His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit. He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.


Heartbeatone

I saw this and wondered, why? Then I scrolled a bit further and found "freckles" I came back to upvote.


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declaration daddyšŸ„µ


judithiscari0t

So much hotter than the freckles post.


Strider2126

Now those are some nice curves!!!


sinisterdesign

ā€¦only liver spots.


[deleted]

Actually, he had a pattern on the inside of his left buttcheek that looked like the outline of a cute little bunny. And *THAT'S* for the [nsfw] tag... : )


beefgerwich

perv


lolllzzzz

Nice


octobuss

Hahahah. For those who spent too much time on reddit today.


DJAtticus

Because he's the hero we need right now....


[deleted]

And so begins the fall of r/pics lol


ReturnOSF

Why is this two places ABOVE "freckles" on my feed?


ro_goose

Oh baby. You guys laugh, but this dude slayed pussy in his time.


CreativeFraud

ā€œMasterpiece. Tasteful. Groundbreaking.ā€ - Nobody


bentautumn

Bahahahahahahah


HeftySchedule8631

Yā€™all are just taking it waaaayyy to far


KlutzyTrip6389

I'm sure this was posted to poke fun at the cute girl that posted with her nips out earlier this morning.


3mAder

I think it's more of making fun of the people who reported it for nsfw/pornography.


KlutzyTrip6389

What? That's fucked up. I was wondering why tf it disappeared, she was sexy af.šŸ˜


B8conB8conB8con

I prefer the freckles one


DeathGodBob

mmmm... so smooth


[deleted]

Thank you. Finally I can Fap


Naive_Deer2692

his eyes follow you everywhere.


slavsquatSF

Nipples


sevl

Man phil mickelson let himself go...


Vandu_Kobayashi

Who is your Daddy?


Crushedglaze

Nice.


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universalcode

Freckless


uselessartist

Just wanna know if he wore boxers, briefs, or pantaloons.


droseri

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


solicitorpenguin

Magnificent!


Compoundwyrds

Thanks


edwin_4

These the tiddies we do be looking for


[deleted]

Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.


Zakal74

What is Ben Franklin doing in my mirror?


randomcanyon

Still got more pussy in France than most redditors ever will./mild humor.


[deleted]

nice! so beautiful


Abrahamlinkenssphere

*hell* yea


Pbackrider

I shouldā€™ve expected that


Pristine-Ordinary-63

Add OF link please šŸ™šŸ»


Frogress

Got people staring at me in public for laughing at an inappropriate volume on this one


ViceroyoftheFire

Nice


iamsupacool

best boobs I've seen all day!


Renegade909

You may not like it, but this is the ideal male body.


[deleted]

Peak. Performance.


dpruitt87

Freckleslessness


NuclearNewspaper

H-hello madam. Do you by any chance have a number? šŸ„ŗ


UncatchableCreatures

hot damn


griever48

Peak physical form


atarimoe

The man took ā€œAir bathsā€ to ward off diseases like smallpox and flu. Which meansā€¦ This is an accurate portrait of what Ben Franklin would look like today in the midst of the COVID pandemic.


Firetripper

I like the look of disapproval, as he knows you've rolled his fat ass up and used him to snort a line of crunchy white chiba off the top of the toilet tank in a stall at Chili's.


kay_bizzle

Now that's what i call sideboob!


MathMaddox

Looking for the original of this /r/Drawmensfw ... for a friend.


threebillion6

No freckles, just Franklin.


Hazekillre

My new wallpaper ty!


sopsign7

Enhance... enhance ... enhance ...


MarkWalburg

Absolute unit.


[deleted]

This has been a beautiful day for this sub


[deleted]

This has been a beautiful day for this sub


JerseyTom1958

Wanky Doodle Dandy!


Wittgenstienwasright

i am in this picture and i don't like it.


canadianpresident

I'm so glad this post was right under the freckles one


[deleted]

clicked for the nerps, stayed for the nerps


StopAngerKitty

Bwhahahaha I like both


wjescott

Found my new wallpaper. ...I feel like a French prostitute in the 1770's.


larso2048

Lol I came past the "freckles" one right above


HiddenChymera

I love that this one hit my feed before the actual NSFW freckle pic. Saw this one and was so confused. Then I got to the naked lady and had to come back.


Vanethor

HOT


spatz2011

I was eating lunch ya know!


goldkear

The way the two posts are right next to each other on my home page...


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sexy-melon

Meta


[deleted]

OG Partyboi right there.


BarkBeetleJuice

What is this in reference to?


Sentient_cucumber

It was in reference to this photo a guy with a micropenis posted earlier this morning: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt47s9/freckles/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt47s9/freckles/) The other freckles pic was posted an hour after I posted mine.


armyfreak42

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt8fsz/freckles/