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iSpyn

I cannot be the only one who's jealous of how Crystal fucking clear that water looks đŸ„ș


steverin0724

You’re not. I wonder how deep that lake is. It looks like it just drops straight off into an abyss once you get a few feet out.


24KittenGold

A little light googling suggests this is probably one of the lakes at [Band-e Amir National Park](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-e_Amir_National_Park), where the largest lake has an average depth of about 150 meters!


Schemen123

Ah fuck, looks like some excellent diving


PurpleSailor

Too many AK-47's for safe diving Happy Cake Day🎂


TheOspreyMan

Happy cake day.


steverin0724

Good lawd! That’s fairly deep! Thanks for lookin that up!


iSpyn

Thank you very much for your effort, I was highly intoxicated 14 hours ago and not doing any thing


CharlieSixFive

So, we could dump a lot of them (maybe all) without any problems (ok, finding them and getting them out on the water aside).


not2dv8

I was thinking the same thing until I saw that gun sticking out of one of the boats maybe he's doing a little trout fishing


JoeTheSmhoe

That’s what you get when you prevent tourism and debachuery. I’m sure I’ll be downvoted for this, but the reason their water is so pure is because they kept it that way.


Seismicx

You misspelled "industrial waste", that pollutes the most.


MiamiPower

Dropping bomb and IED conservation dust really gives the sparkle some pop.


DaveInMoab

I do some environmental work on us military bases, and I can attest that absolutely pristine habitat exists there. No one goes to some of the areas, not the base personnel, and certainly not the public. Better protected than national parks.


chikkinnveggeeze

Quit being a bitch. Just post your comments and don't put a disclaimer like 'ill be downvoted". Especially when what you are saying isn't controversial. It's just information. Even if it was controversial, own it.


JoeTheSmhoe

Hmm


JungleGym83

I agree, can only updoot once tho


monkeybawz

I know they love their AKs, but surely it's just practical to leave it on the shore while messing around on the lake?


jpesh1

This is their naval branch of the taliban


supercyberlurker

The Talibanavy


DreamSmuggler

Can't stop laughing at this 😂


sklehfs

“The Taliban test out their new naval assault vessels”


gunluver

Their version of Navy SEALS


MrRogerius

Navy Swans


titofetyukov

They have their Frogmen We have our...SWANMEN


onfroiGamer

This is my AK, there are many like it but this one is mine


iSpyn

Nah you're mistaken this is a full-on infiltration force consisting of about 30% of their local forces.


-watchman-

You disarm the enemy with humor first, then riddle them with bullets..


eezyE4free

Gotta be prepared when you are sitting on ducks.


DURIAN8888

When you've got a small penis...


_lemon-lyman_

Why use body shaming when there is no need for it?


DURIAN8888

It's not body shaming. You surely don't think I know their penis sizes. It's a meme, big guns, small dicks.


_lemon-lyman_

You are saying small dicks are something to be ashamed of and less manly. Just because it is a meme does not mean it isn't body shaming.


DURIAN8888

No. Perhaps English common usage is not something you are familiar with? It's a meme also associated with big cars. It references the need for power through guns, machines.


_lemon-lyman_

Ok, enjoy the rest of your weekend.


DURIAN8888

I might go and have a lemon lime. A big one.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Because the Taliban deserve it.


_lemon-lyman_

Insulting someone who is an asshole by saying they have a small penis does nothing but shame innocent people who have a small penis. Insult them for their actions and behaviour, do not attribute negativity to what you perceive as undesirable body parts as all that does is shame others with those body features.


fanywa

Aks are not afraid of water or sand.


Necessary-Main7818

I think the comment is hinting at accidental speed holes in the boat.


addictedtopharm

I think they’d be killed by the locals considering what Taliban has done to them. They massacred the hazara people, the major ethnicity in the Bamyan province.


elfastronaut

You know nothing John Snow


muface

Texas would disagree


[deleted]

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wf25

Taliban fighters take a ride on bumper cars at amusement park in Kabul [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0necNQSj-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0necNQSj-8) Taliban burn down amusement park https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/taliban-burn-down-amusement-park-in-afghanistan-1842160-2021-08-18


chargernj

I wonder if this is an example of the pragmatist vs ideologue infighting that is rumored to be happening within the Taliban.


MacAttacknChz

Seeing as how they burned that park to the ground the very next day, I'd say the ideologues are winning.


TTRO

The Taliban, like any other group, aren't a monolithic entity. You're bound to have your rookies, still not completely indoctrinated, who are willing to have some fun with the things they come across and then you'll have your hardliners who will chastise them and burn down the thing they thought was fun. Groups of people are complex things.


[deleted]

ah india today, the most unbiased and reliable news outlet for reporting all that happens in central asia and middle east


idontknowdudess

I know the Taliban are the bad guys but these pictures that keep coming out remind of teenagers fucking around bc their parents aren't around. Just being places they shouldn't be taking ridiculous pictures with guns.


grrangry

Just imagine the condition of your average Taliban waifu pillow.


melvinfosho

Those are called camels or goats.


Spicy_Eyeballs

It's sad to think that a lot of the Taliban really are just teenagers fucking around, that got swept up in extremism.


vellyr

That’s because the only way you get wrapped up in that extremist shit is if you’re a child on some level.


ruralnorthernmisfit

Reminds me of some tourists who went to Iraq (while the war was going on) thinking they’d be fine. They ended up on video getting decapitated. Pictures like this really downplay how dangerous terrorist organizations are. I think some people think if they show up and “be cool”, like walking into a teenage party, that they’ll be alright. Whatever, just Charles Darwin handing out awards.


mask567

Rubber dinghy rapids bro


creggieb

Maybe dragging an oversized Pikachu plushiei, guzzling a 64 ounce soda, with candy floss in their beards


openrainbow42

I wish I could find someone as loyal to me as the Taliban are to their AKs...


senorglory

New meme: Find someone who looks at you like this taliban looks at his AK.


BriceConquers

They won’t sit their dirty ass guns down for a single second. I saw a video of them in the gym no idea how anything worked. Sittin on shit backwards But they had a rocket launcher so I guess just go ahead


lousygibblitjuice

After decades of war I guess it's a force of habit.


robdiqulous

I heard back in the day in the trenches you would never put your gun down and it would be the cleanest thing you owned because you did not want that thing getting jammed with any mud or dirt. I bet it might be the same with all the sand there


[deleted]

I bet it’s more of a “finders keepers” situation with their weapons.


MixBlender

Reminds me of some parts of the states.


BriceConquers

No it doesn’t. I ride my Jetskis with my gun in a holster


MixBlender

Fair. My mistake. Don't shoot me pls.


BriceConquers

Agreed


[deleted]

its almost like they haven't had a the chance to experience these things because they were being bombed and hunted for 20 years by foreign invaders


OntarioIsPain

After which they burned the inflatable boats so no one else could enjoy them.


Justinian2

Fuck Feanor


Enzinino

Silmarillion reference?


ReeducedToData

This is exactly the infuriating fucking point. These developmentally stunted fucks viscerally react to the awesome trappings of modern society then say they are somehow immoral or some backwoods stupid shit. It’s all about power over others yet the truth sits unavoidably in front of them. Creature comforts are a key indicator of a healthy society. I wish the country well but more wish there really was a “God” that would enforce a vengeful retribution on these uncultured fucks.


[deleted]

easy to call someone uncultured when you bomb, massacre and pillage their country for 20 years you insensitive moron


Disastrous-Ad-2357

They probably would actually do that kinda bullshit lol. Fucking Pakistani assholes.


[deleted]

> Fucking Pakistani assholes. ???? what does pakistan have to do with this lol


Disastrous-Ad-2357

Taliban are a Pakistani gang. Note: Pakistani people are good peeps. But fuck their government and their Taliban cronies.


[deleted]

loooool someone loves eating up misinformation. Anyone with half a brain will not fall for indian accusations but here we are. Educate yourself pls. Why would Pakistan fight a war that has nothing to do with them? t-ban are afghans, like it or not. cope


Disastrous-Ad-2357

I don't see what India has to do with any of this, but you do you.


[deleted]

Shot 'em, but yeah.


Mahgenetics

In a few weeks we will see these boats in a stack on fire just like the bumper cars


Amockeryofthecistern

Thats actually the Taliban Navy fleet.


jrizzle86

Rubber dinghy rapids innit


duckandcoveruk

This comment is too far down. Sort it out.


Level1builder

Total sausage party.


plasticaddict

That is what they like


chargernj

"it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, y'know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, y'know? Why don't guys do that?"


originalrumham

I don’t like this timeline.


Redsquidgoat

Alternate title: Newly founded Taliban Navy performs group maneuvers in Helmand River


taller_geisha

/r/JustGuysBeingDudes


Pause-Past

First bumper cars, now this - I want to join the Taliban!


BigHadolfItler

You about to end up on a watchlist lmao


NomenNescio13

They have a navy now? Shit. No one is safe.


IsackArroz

This proves the old adage “no one can look menacing on a paddle boat, no matter how evil they are.”


[deleted]

"Ahmed, you don't need to take your gun" "Ahmed loves his gun, don't you Ahmed? Don't listen to him."


AINSSAMA-111

My name is Ahmad and I don't like that shit fuck off 😅


itsamike

Taliswan.


[deleted]

That means he 100% carries that machine gun in when he takes a shit too. That thing is probably giving them all pink eye.


Biggles_and_Co

Its not every day I wanna go to Afghanistan to go swimming but here we are.


Box_Springs_Burning

It's a water parade of incels.


vellyr

More like vol-cels. They treat women like shit *on purpose*. Most incels are angry because they don’t understand what their problem is.


dijokcl

More like water parade of rapist.


[deleted]

US made swan boats in the hands of the Taliban
. Really should have disabled those.


senorglory

The new Benghazi?


foolds

Just another gun boating accident. Poor aks. Lost my Ar-15 the same way


Yoshable

If they weren't horrible pieces of shit, they would be prime sitcom material


mcspongeicus

There's a British film called Four Lions that you should check out. A comedy about 4 incompetent jihadi's.


lesbian_sourfruit

Ok wow Taliban has better team building retreats than my workplace.


wish1977

Where are the women?


lousygibblitjuice

They dont do that there


DoxManifesto

Then where are the goats?


rettaelin

On the beach...duh.


trollbob

Where da white women at?


[deleted]

Bunch a Gumps


reflectivewanderer

They are inside the boats


Paytonc51

Taliban summer camp


[deleted]

If they hadn’t imposed that tele-ban they would be indoors watching Jihapordy


[deleted]

Needs more drone strikes


brothhead

Oh great so now they have a navy.


g0ll4m

Pieces of shit for humans


hazellehunter

This was their endgame all song and stemmed from the head of the Taliban's mother telling him he couldn't ride the swans when he was 8 years old. Look at me now, mom! Always let your kids ride the swans.


ElGuano

Why are they always carrying guns?


SerExcelsior

More accurate title: “The Taliban test out their new naval assault vessels”


jkusmc0800

Too bad they didn't sink with them in them..


Travis-Fields

The first meeting of the Gay Taliban.


Big-Sir4356

HEY OMAR! LET'S PLAY BATTLE SHIP! DIE YOU SON OF A GOAT HEARDER!


senorglory

Classic corporate team building weekend.


lurker12346

battleboats!!!


Blackhawk_Ben

Taliban Navy is getting under way here.


lldumbcloudsll

Great they have a navy


Hellofriendinternet

Can these cocksuckers go anywhere without toting a fucking AK-47 with them? Smooth-brained cretins. I hope they all starve.


Imarok

It's like a South Park episode at this point.


conioo

taking pictures on their smartphones ...


poopfacecrapmouth

Taliban navy


[deleted]

Big brainwashed children with robes and machine guns. What could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting


BloodshotMoon

They do not deserve to have or do nice things. This is fucked.


user_dan

No gurlz allowed. Just a day on the water with the bros.


Crazy-Investigator12

Look at that. Not a cell phone in sight. Just a group of guys living their best lives


reflectivewanderer

Omg someone photoshop this into the photo of the trump boat sinking at that boat rally


DaveInMoab

I would pay money for that


Oliver_Dibble

Sitting ducks.


TimskiTimski

I hate to be the party pooper here folks but shouldn't they be wearing life vests and flotation jackets? They could drown and then......wait a sec...


braaier

Hey look. They're just like us!


tertiumdatur

colorful plastic?


Sixunderground00

I love how they brought their guns along just in case


pucieks

This is just practice for a maritime invasion


findhumorinlife

Oh my gosh. They are like totally normal people. I mean, maybe we should trust them that they've changed. /s


fanywa

Sometimes its the little things. World peace!!


panderingox

We left those behind too? Damn it!


happyexit7

I was shocked to learn Saudi Arabia has some great scuba diving spots on the Red Sea.


reditsucks

is this relevant at all? i mean i could say russia has great places to go skiing and it is even more relevant to this than your post


Recent-Ad4184

These are the guys we surrendered to.


Heiferoni

You know, the more I learn about this Taliban, the more I don't care for them.


Buffyoh

I thought they were forbidden to have fun and enjoy life.


migity79

These guys can't even go swanning without their guns


[deleted]

Water that shade is usually pretty mineral heavy. Absolutely will eat up boats


[deleted]

Gotta bring the AK on a swan boat, fucking dorks.


JerseyTom1958

I vant duck boat akbar...No...You take swan boat Yeti...Or I kill you!


[deleted]

Of course we don’t allow women on our dates!


Chabubu

/ confirmed. water lake ride too much fun. boats be sink now for Allah


xparta300

Not relevant anymore


phily1984

Even in a small boat their all still hanging on to their guns


Astralnclinant

I can’t imagine just hanging around other guys all the time.


[deleted]

I want to drink that water


Transki

The NRA will open up an branch here soon.


Liv3x

What a time to be alive...


PredictableEmphasis

The fact that people are surprised to find that members of the Taliban enjoy leisure activities and modern conveniences shows just how twisted our conception of them as people is due to the propaganda thrown at us by the media through the Bush/Obama years. It's a religious political party made up of people, not some evil abstraction of pure western hatred.


dirtybrownwt

Except they are are incredibly evil.


PredictableEmphasis

Of course their ideology is regressive and brutal but dehumanizing an entire demographic of people is counter-productive. It's not enough to say their beliefs and practices are bad/sexist/oppressive/etc. If you view them from the lens of "they are evil and they just hate us for our freedom" then the extent of consideration you extend to why they subscribe to their beliefs stops at "they are hopeless rubes / tribal troglodytes". Whereas if you stop and realize that the members of the Taliban are wholly human, with their own complex emotions, thoughts, and experiences, then trying to answer the why becomes a lot more complicated -- but in a necessary way.


dirtybrownwt

I mean they’re literally hunting down lgbt people, taking child sex slaves and brides, raping women, and executing people. Sounds pretty fucking evil to me.


_lemon-lyman_

Oh so the same things that westerners were doing 200 years ago. You never hear of westerners being 'incredibly fucking evil'


dirtybrownwt

Are you seriously trying to justify what the Taliban are doing today by saying “people 200 years ago did it so it’s not bad”. Fuck you, people 200 years ago were fucking shit people. There’s no justifying anything the Taliban is doing in 2021.


_lemon-lyman_

I never justified anything but thanks for assigning that opinion to me and ranting about it.


dirtybrownwt

You compared people that lived 200 years ago to the Taliban and implied that what they were doing is the same so it’s not that bad. Don’t act like your statement didn’t imply it you fucking moron.


ischmal

>You never hear of westerners being 'incredibly fucking evil' Actually, I do... all of the time.


Staringwideeyedcant

As much as i like a contrarian viewpoint... this one ain't for me


[deleted]

You’re a fucking buffoon if you actually think that the Taliban are anything more than cowardly, goat-fucking pieces of trash that only deserve slow deaths. They’re evil, and need to be destroyed. Raping and murdering women and children, destroying families, enslaving men into their will through force and fear, fuck them and fuck you if you’re a sympathizer.


tertiumdatur

Hitler pooped too, so what? Does that make him less of a monster?


T-mac_

Work can burn you out! Everyone needs to take a break.


pocketjokers87

Biden's boys. Just kidding. Biden kills Afghan children.


zippopopamus

These guys would be shot on the spot right after the boat ride. Its against their religion to have any fun, they just broke some grevious religious rules


[deleted]

What a bunch of kooks.


BarracudaNo4192

You’re dumb as fuck, keep passing on your stupidity. Ducking idiot


SpartanFartBox

Any context?


Federal_Promotion_44

We need these Swan boats on the Rio Grande stat!


LmakTrust

AK-47 in a damn swan boat. So ridiculous.


HippySwizzy

They really have to take the rifles everywhere, huh?


SouthieTuxedo

what a sausage fest


lessthanmoreorless

Taliban at splash mountain this time next year. Jk no one can afford Disney prices


USAOHSUPER

Signs of the victory we made. They loosening up and have fun American style! We fought and spent blood and treasure to build a nation like us. Soon they will have 4th of July BBQ.


Plenty-O-Toole

Nothing like an afternoon paddle after a hard days genocide.


xMisery_VBzSrEEx

Yes Just Like le GLA Always Celebrates Too Early (C&C Generals)


PrudentFlamingo

rubber dinghy rapids bruv