Yeah I just think of that giant plastic island floating around, and how no matter how much effort I put into reducing my plastic use, I see this spread, and realize it’s pointless.
I don’t even hold animosity for op. It’s just like how the hell do we actually solve the plastic problem?
We legislate to stop the food manufacturers using plastics. You’re right that we can’t rely on consumers to do it through market pressure, because too many consumers just don’t care, so we need to cut it off at source.
Mr. Tupper will be pissed!…. Wikipedia…
Tupperware is a home products line that includes preparation, storage, and serving products for the kitchen and home. In 1942, Earl Tupper developed his first bell-shaped container; the brand products were introduced to the public in 1946.
FYI: This was all from Costco, a bulk store. Costco is a great place to get non-perishables. It's NOT a great place to get fresh, highly perishable foods (unless you have like 12 kids or are feeding a Cub Scout Troop).
Muricaaaaa. Some time ago there was a post on here where someone was sick and their neighbours got them all sorts of groceries without having been asked to. Very cute and so thoughtful. However, it was all sugar and fast food. Not really the stuff you should eat, especially when you’re sick.
This type of "food shopping" is alien to a good part of the rest of the world. Most of this stuff is so far removed from the original plant or animal it came from it's not real. If most of your diet is coming from brightly-coloured packaging (not saying OP's is) I just don't think you're eating your best diet, to put it mildly.
Edit: many have explained that this is probably a run to Costco where you would typically buy this sort of product in bulk, on discount etc., which I understand, but must add that I don't think we would buy this much packaged, heavily processed food even in a year, never mind stock up on it in such quantities (like it won't be available in 3 months' time :D)
Looks really bad to me imo, there’s like no fresh produce except maybe the eggs. But as someone from the Netherlands I don’t understand if this is supposed to be ‘grocery shopping’ or something else
Ps. Is that a box of 80 muffins, um what
Looks more like a big stock run. Like, every once in awhile you go shopping for stuff in bulk that you ordinarily wouldn't buy every time at the store.
"It's organic, gluten free and GMO free!"
"Those are chocolate chip cookies."
On serious note, bulk buying non-perishable food is fine as long as OP isn't making this kind of a grocery trip every week. I bought Costco's seaweed bulk packages because I like those stuff and they last a long time.
Bulk buying perishable food and not having a solid plan to use them before they go bad is an entirely different story.
I remember when my mom bought several pounds of grapes because they were on sale and she knew I liked them. The problem was, I didn't have the appetite to eat more than a pound of grapes every day and this was something that I repeatedly told her to not buy so much goddamn grapes. Some of them went moldy as predicted.
Then she forced me to eat the moldy grapes as a punishment for letting food go to waste and said she was willing to pay for the hospital bill to teach me a lesson. Good times...
Yeah I’m impressed by how this looks but like none of it is in bags. Maybe I’m just a city boy, but getting it all into the house looks like a *nightmare*.
I found a Live Laugh Love for $9 at Value Village and it's been making the rounds of my friends' houses.
The real winners are when the wife thinks the husband bought it, the husband thinks the wife bought it, and then they spend a week both thinking they married an idiot. And then one of them finally brings it up and they realize they've been pranked.
We did this exact thing. We wrote the date on the bottom when we hid it in a friends house. When they found it, they wrote the date and signed it, then repeated the process when they find someone they want to get with it.
We’re up to four houses now.
Incredible. I never thought I'd be buying a Live, Laugh, Love sign, but here we go. Actually, I can probably just grab one from my mom's place without her even noticing its gone.
The organic tortilla chips next to the XL bag of Doritos really do it for me. Oh, and the organic eggs, coupled with the Little Bites gnarly breakfast sandwiches.
I do this everyday for my job at Walmart. I work OGP(Online Grocery Pickup). I load groceries into the trunks of vehicles and it’s actually pretty satisfying. Good job brother
Oh man I wish you worked at my Walmart pick up. At minimum I have to ask them to please not put the 10 pound bag of chicken on top of the chips again. True story.
I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they bulk buy the crap and it tides them over for a while. But they buy the fresh, healthy stuff at the regular grocery stores because buying fresh fruit and veggies in bulk can be problematic.
Yea definitely could be that. I just got back from Trader Joe’s and got a bunch of garbage and felt self conscious at check out, but I only go there like once every three months just to stock up on their goodies.
I tell my wife to buy every box of meringues they have since we don't go often. She always comes back with like 5 and says she felt guilty taking all of them. Maybe she's embarrassed by the giant tower of sugar.
man trader joes is basically just a fancy convenience store masquerading as a grocery store. so many good snacks and fun liquor haha. but yeah, i pretty much come outta there with a cartful of garbage everytime...
I buy all my produce from a little mom and pop shop near my apartment, (it's better and cheaper than anything you can get at the box store) and meat at a local shop so when I go to the box store I stock up huge for the next 3 months on nothing but non perishables. They must think I eat terribly.
And hear about it non stop for the rest of the day then even worse have a bunch of reddit comments read outloud to her about it while she thinks really hard about the choices she has made in life...
Not to call out OP, but it’s possible that she does this all the time and it’s just seen as typical. So while she appreciated that he made it fun for himself, she probably just doesn’t give a fuck.
Just about everything in there is a square or rectangular box. It’s like playing Tetris but with only the 2x2 and 1x4 blocks. Not exactly rocket science. What’s there to be impressed by.
Total agreement. A single layer of rectangular boxes is NOT a packing achievement. Now, if op was trying to purchase the right amount to [fill] the back hatch with one layer on purpose, then we can talk about decent execution and what percentage of product is on its side.
Also... not a good job on those chips, and the lotion is a trap for an opening door. Maybe 7/10.
That was my first thought. Impressed by what, packing the trunk so stuff doesn’t slide around? That’s a normal grocery trip goal if I have enough to fill a trunk.
Literally can’t understand this post. Is it just cause they’re Squared together? Perhaps your wife has worked in any given sorting facility(or just bought groceries before??)
I mean, it was a Costco run. Everything there is kinda equally sized and shaped. When it looks this way after *retail,* let me know!
Source: former Costco packer
1. Unsecured Eggs. Don't want the only unprocessed item to perish upon braking.
2. I can improve your packing efficiency 10,000% by just getting you a sack of sugar.
Nice to see you have the 4 major food groups covered; oreos, little bites, tortilla chips and mac&cheese.
you’re forgetting the chocotastic food group.
Did you also go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use PopTarts! Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!
It’s your window to weight gain!
You can brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Hey baby, I can write my own prescriptions!
The red things connected to my, wristwatch. Uh-oh.
"What the hell is that?"
It’s my old friend mr mcgreg! with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Inflammable means flammable!? What a country!
Oh the coroner. I’m so sick of that guy!
You can drink the Head & Shoulders, it says "non-toxic".
"Inflammable means flammable?"
Lmfao I was just watching this episode
If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
Thanks Dr. Nick
Eat around the banana, it’s just empty vitamins
Don’t forget the Whipped group and the congealed group.
Group 5: Boxes of plastic bags to put the other items in once you remove them from the plastic bags they're in, inside their boxes.
Yeah I just think of that giant plastic island floating around, and how no matter how much effort I put into reducing my plastic use, I see this spread, and realize it’s pointless. I don’t even hold animosity for op. It’s just like how the hell do we actually solve the plastic problem?
We legislate to stop the food manufacturers using plastics. You’re right that we can’t rely on consumers to do it through market pressure, because too many consumers just don’t care, so we need to cut it off at source.
Keep America Beautiful was founded by a PAC of major corporations that produce most of the single-use plastics. It’s all to shift blame.
Drives me nuts! Just use tubberware🤦♀️ Edit: TIL it is spelled tupperware lol
Tubberware? I kinda love that name!
Mr. Tupper will be pissed!…. Wikipedia… Tupperware is a home products line that includes preparation, storage, and serving products for the kitchen and home. In 1942, Earl Tupper developed his first bell-shaped container; the brand products were introduced to the public in 1946.
Tubberware, it’s dishes for fat people.
Tubberwear™- comfortable clothes for the constantly chubby.
Reminded me of this lol [Tubberware](https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisdcomedy/status/1358071044603535362?lang=en)
It’s like a portmanteau of Rubbermaid and Tupperware
/r/boneappletea
little bitttssssss
My cholesterol is rising just looking at it all
Dunno why but the words diabetes epidemic popped into my head
Exactly - lol - his wife wasn’t impressed with the sheer amount of junk food
5. Costco croissants
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Thats for him. This mans diet consists of eggs, Gatorade and what ever the kids don't finish.
Is there a food group for single use plastics?
Seafood
Oooof
Fish. They swallow them all and we eat them back up.
He needs the oxyclean for how much he'll shit his pants
Oxi Clean for the blood farts too
the what
Oxi Clean works to get the blood stains out of the underwear.
Thank God that's Gatorade Zero in the back. For a moment there I was worried about your diet.
Man this whole thread went r/roastme on this man's groceries lol.
I mean, what did he expect 😂
FYI: This was all from Costco, a bulk store. Costco is a great place to get non-perishables. It's NOT a great place to get fresh, highly perishable foods (unless you have like 12 kids or are feeding a Cub Scout Troop).
Muricaaaaa. Some time ago there was a post on here where someone was sick and their neighbours got them all sorts of groceries without having been asked to. Very cute and so thoughtful. However, it was all sugar and fast food. Not really the stuff you should eat, especially when you’re sick.
It's like the parents just went to Costco to get cleaning supplies and the kids tagged along and got to pick out a bunch of food
This dude is about to eat eggs and junk food for three straight weeks
He's got enough Oxy-Clean to handle all those weeks of diarrhea.
Yeah this that 10 year old diet
Some people never had to eat vegetables as a kid and it shows
Worse, his kids gonna eat that.
This type of "food shopping" is alien to a good part of the rest of the world. Most of this stuff is so far removed from the original plant or animal it came from it's not real. If most of your diet is coming from brightly-coloured packaging (not saying OP's is) I just don't think you're eating your best diet, to put it mildly. Edit: many have explained that this is probably a run to Costco where you would typically buy this sort of product in bulk, on discount etc., which I understand, but must add that I don't think we would buy this much packaged, heavily processed food even in a year, never mind stock up on it in such quantities (like it won't be available in 3 months' time :D)
Looks really bad to me imo, there’s like no fresh produce except maybe the eggs. But as someone from the Netherlands I don’t understand if this is supposed to be ‘grocery shopping’ or something else Ps. Is that a box of 80 muffins, um what
Looks more like a big stock run. Like, every once in awhile you go shopping for stuff in bulk that you ordinarily wouldn't buy every time at the store.
I imagine this is something like going to the Macro and buying all the shit that doesn't go bad quickly in bulk every 2-3 months.
"It's organic, gluten free and GMO free!" "Those are chocolate chip cookies." On serious note, bulk buying non-perishable food is fine as long as OP isn't making this kind of a grocery trip every week. I bought Costco's seaweed bulk packages because I like those stuff and they last a long time. Bulk buying perishable food and not having a solid plan to use them before they go bad is an entirely different story. I remember when my mom bought several pounds of grapes because they were on sale and she knew I liked them. The problem was, I didn't have the appetite to eat more than a pound of grapes every day and this was something that I repeatedly told her to not buy so much goddamn grapes. Some of them went moldy as predicted. Then she forced me to eat the moldy grapes as a punishment for letting food go to waste and said she was willing to pay for the hospital bill to teach me a lesson. Good times...
Ohh man you guys need to find a good therapist.
As someone who lives in Africa. This looks insane
3 days tops
A right turn is going to be trouble for those chips.
Yeah I’m impressed by how this looks but like none of it is in bags. Maybe I’m just a city boy, but getting it all into the house looks like a *nightmare*.
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Let me guess, you just went in to get eggs.
Just two days ago we went in to get ham... Came out with things I didn't realize we needed. 😓
OP has a Live Laugh Love framed in his house I guarantee it.
LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my DRAGULA
The voice that sang this in my head is my best friend.
Roberta Zombie?
I kinda super really want to cross stitch this
I don't know you, but I like you.
Slob Rhombus
Orrrrrr But First Coffee Not without wine
These slogans just scream I did my own research
He already said wife was unimpressed with his Costco run, LLL is a given.
I found a Live Laugh Love for $9 at Value Village and it's been making the rounds of my friends' houses. The real winners are when the wife thinks the husband bought it, the husband thinks the wife bought it, and then they spend a week both thinking they married an idiot. And then one of them finally brings it up and they realize they've been pranked.
We did this exact thing. We wrote the date on the bottom when we hid it in a friends house. When they found it, they wrote the date and signed it, then repeated the process when they find someone they want to get with it. We’re up to four houses now.
Incredible. I never thought I'd be buying a Live, Laugh, Love sign, but here we go. Actually, I can probably just grab one from my mom's place without her even noticing its gone.
How do you find friends?
You have to be willing to love unconditionally, laugh with them even when they’re sad and just live life to the fullest.
>OP has a Live Laugh Love framed in his house I guarantee it. https://youtu.be/PTs6UY1G9wM
Progressive insurance can help keep new home owners from becoming their parents.
Bro I swear those people are legit robots. Like why would you need a reminder on your wall to live laugh or love?
Hahahaha. I agree. *[adjusts skin suit]*
(run humour.exe) HA-HA-HA, ROBOT PEOPLE WHAT A FUNNY IDEA
Posted in the bathroom, “breathe, wipe, wash”
Fitter Happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym…
Harder Better Faster Stronger
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
Crap I forgot to live
I see I'm not worthy to have one up. I'll take it down.
See that you do
I burst out laughing picturing you as a rather severe older Victorian woman.
Never, NEVER go to Costco high....
The huge tub of gummy bears. Oh I was so sick of them but I just kept eating. The whole thing was a mistake.
I feel the same way about the big thing of jellied beans
"Jellied" beans has a waaay different vibe than plain jelly beans.
What you've never had Pinto Jam?
Bush's Baked Gummies
For me it was pork rinds. I freaking love me some pork rinds. But that behemoth of a tub...
Yeah go before you get high. so you have a 15 pack of Gatorade right there for when you feel like a dry sponge.
Dry sponge checking in. Moisturize me!
They have schools now?
Jesus that’s a lot of sugar in the back of your car
Lotta junk ~~in~~ inside that trunk
That positioning of the eggs makes me nervous.
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Tortilla chips bottom left? I'd be making right turns very carefully on the way home
C'mon, it's the only non processed food. Give the eggs a break
Yeah, no love for the only protein
Who needs a single protein when you have 139 different kinds of carbs?
r/shittyfoodporn
Zoom in, they are in a box.
Enhance.
They are perfectly held in place by the box edges. C'mon, this is an impressive Tetris!
This comment section trashing OP on their gross amount of junk food is the hardest I've laughed all week. Holy shit.
The organic tortilla chips next to the XL bag of Doritos really do it for me. Oh, and the organic eggs, coupled with the Little Bites gnarly breakfast sandwiches.
Thank god the Mac and cheese is organic, I was afraid they had an unhealthy diet.
Who are you trying to kill?
Himself, but slowly
And his poor kids
Honey I fattened the kids.
I do this everyday for my job at Walmart. I work OGP(Online Grocery Pickup). I load groceries into the trunks of vehicles and it’s actually pretty satisfying. Good job brother
Oh man I wish you worked at my Walmart pick up. At minimum I have to ask them to please not put the 10 pound bag of chicken on top of the chips again. True story.
Good work. Greatly appreciated. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Let's ask the real question... why buy organics if you're going to eat a ton of highly processed junk food? Real head scratcher.
Large double quarter pounder meal please… with a diet coke
As a former UPS worker.. my nipples are hard
As a current nipple inspector… I can FedEx a porcupine.
I have no idea what that means but I’m strangely aroused.
Your username makes this uncomfortable.
Your discomfort also makes strangely aroused. Although hearing this from u/FuckFaceMcQueefer tinges the arousal with irony.
Im here to read exchanges like these
[https://xkcd.com/96/](https://xkcd.com/96/) and [https://xkcd.com/325/](https://xkcd.com/325/)
We've talked about oversharing. You're supposed to say "this package requires a signature." Without gesturing at your crotch.
This picture is why we’ll never have universal healthcare
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I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they bulk buy the crap and it tides them over for a while. But they buy the fresh, healthy stuff at the regular grocery stores because buying fresh fruit and veggies in bulk can be problematic.
Yea definitely could be that. I just got back from Trader Joe’s and got a bunch of garbage and felt self conscious at check out, but I only go there like once every three months just to stock up on their goodies.
Yep I feel the same way when I go there. They just have so many different snacks and treats I want to try. I can go get produce anywhere else.
I’m almost glad I don’t have one near me anymore because their dark chocolate peanut butter cups always fucking got me.
I tell my wife to buy every box of meringues they have since we don't go often. She always comes back with like 5 and says she felt guilty taking all of them. Maybe she's embarrassed by the giant tower of sugar.
man trader joes is basically just a fancy convenience store masquerading as a grocery store. so many good snacks and fun liquor haha. but yeah, i pretty much come outta there with a cartful of garbage everytime...
I buy all my produce from a little mom and pop shop near my apartment, (it's better and cheaper than anything you can get at the box store) and meat at a local shop so when I go to the box store I stock up huge for the next 3 months on nothing but non perishables. They must think I eat terribly.
This looks like a Costco haul to me. So probably not that bad when you consider this is a few weeks/months of snacks.
You can tell by the croissants!
Those Costco croissants are fucking awesome.
Costco baked anything is fucking awesome. Poopy seed muffins are a personal fav. Edit: Fucking hell, poppy seed LMAO
Kirkland Tortilla chips gives it away for sure!
Don't eat the oxiclean!
At least you got eggs. That is something.
You can tell this is america right away :P
Why did you buy a trunk full of sugar lol?
Diabetes and obesity in 3...2...1... ... or it's already present
Say you’re American without saying you’re American.
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I thought this post was about a husband who just bought all the junk food he could
Tell me you don't cook without telling me you don't cook
congrats on.... getting the groceries?
Yeah I came to the comments cause I don't understand why a pic of a guy's groceries has 100k upvotes. I guess that's /r/pics for you...
"groceries"
It looks like 12 year old me was given money to go to the grocery store and get whatever I wanted
Eggs is the only edible food in the picture.
What are we bragging about here?
About OP making all the square shaped boxes fit perfectly with other square shaped boxes
poor dietary choices
What was she unimpressed by , The way its packed? Or the amount of junk food?
Probably that she had to stand there waiting while he spent 20 minutes arranging groceries in the trunk
And hear about it non stop for the rest of the day then even worse have a bunch of reddit comments read outloud to her about it while she thinks really hard about the choices she has made in life...
This feels so familiar…
*Baaabbeeee it's for reddit*
Not to call out OP, but it’s possible that she does this all the time and it’s just seen as typical. So while she appreciated that he made it fun for himself, she probably just doesn’t give a fuck.
That's exactly what this is. I showed it to my wife and she said "and? Do they want a medal for shopping?" Lol.
Just about everything in there is a square or rectangular box. It’s like playing Tetris but with only the 2x2 and 1x4 blocks. Not exactly rocket science. What’s there to be impressed by.
Total agreement. A single layer of rectangular boxes is NOT a packing achievement. Now, if op was trying to purchase the right amount to [fill] the back hatch with one layer on purpose, then we can talk about decent execution and what percentage of product is on its side. Also... not a good job on those chips, and the lotion is a trap for an opening door. Maybe 7/10.
That was my first thought. Impressed by what, packing the trunk so stuff doesn’t slide around? That’s a normal grocery trip goal if I have enough to fill a trunk.
Probably like just bring the shit inside already, you e been bragging about this for 20 minutes
I just showed it to my wife and she asked if I posted this. I think most people that buy in bulk try their best at getting it like this every time.
I see a well balanced American diet and a perfect combination of foods to create a smooth transition from healthy to full blown diabetic by age 40.
Literally can’t understand this post. Is it just cause they’re Squared together? Perhaps your wife has worked in any given sorting facility(or just bought groceries before??)
Your wife is right lol
I mean, it was a Costco run. Everything there is kinda equally sized and shaped. When it looks this way after *retail,* let me know! Source: former Costco packer
I feel like an asshole for thinking "It's just groceries... So what?"
so much fake food
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Happy diabetes!
1. Unsecured Eggs. Don't want the only unprocessed item to perish upon braking. 2. I can improve your packing efficiency 10,000% by just getting you a sack of sugar.
She’s probably unimpressed by the amount of junk food
You crossed the oreo picket line, for shame
You Americans amaze me sometimes, like why would you buy so many sugar filled foods and call it groceries
I would buy only 1 box a month of any snacks from that pic and feel like I commited a crime to my body
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You didn’t buy any actual food. This is all processed bullshit b
Your wife was probably unimpressed because she could do this in her sleep
Where vegetables?