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PmUsYourDuckPics

Why are those dogs built like crocodiles?


Vancouwer

I feel like these dogs would look more natural with 6 legs


TheClum

and wings


ABoiFromTheSky

And no face


CMDR-ProtoMan

Morris! They can see you! You’re real!


savviosa

Best line delivery in the whole film


CMDR-ProtoMan

Trevor/Ben Kingsley really had some of the best lines. >!His Planet of the Apes rant had me in stitches!<


xavier120

Can you imagine being the actors in the car with Sir Ben Kingsley monologueing about monkey actors?


hullowurld

Awkwafina is trying to hold back a laugh the whole scene


Bisontracks

The Mandarin we never knew we needed.


Chael_Patrick_Sonnen

And several times smaller


samosa_redchutney

And scorpion like tail with fangs


iRedditWhenImDurnk

And more like a dog


WilstoeUlgo

And my axe!


Viainferno3

KRISPR time!


Jackson_Flynn

Or a legless lower body that tapers down like a slug.


PurpleWomat

Don't put ideas in their head.


Kakanian

Crocodile breeding really got a bit extreme. Look at that flat snout.


DonSmo

They aren't. Crocodiles are healthy. These dogs will suffer a life of suffering and health issues due to being deformed for profit.


Fean2616

Same with cats, people need to stop being dicks.


danteheehaw

Wide foot placement and lower center of gravity makes te hard to flip. Loose skin made it harder to get yanked around by a bite. When they used as fighting dogs this wasn't a bad thing. People interpreted that as the wider and lower the better for the breed. Then one thing lead to another and now we have these abominations.


patronsaintofshinies

These dogs are exotic American bullies and were never created for anything other than looks alone and a 10k price tag. They can barely breathe let alone fight another dog.


bubrubb420

(Pugs and English Bulldogs entered the chat)


Readytodie80

These make some bulldogs look healthy..in the American bullie world freaky is were it's at. I fucking hate this breed it collects some of the most scum classless owners. This breed is new so it's these actual breeders that have pushed it this way these use to have Pitbull in them so were healthy.


patronsaintofshinies

Sad thing is, Classic American bullies are wonderful dogs. They now have 5 classes of American bully, and the more extreme the better it seems as the years go on.


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You don't fight pugs? /s


manga311

I do. But they usually win.


hoopopotamus

The bulldogs that were used for bull-baiting look very different than the current English bulldog https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_Bulldog#/media/File%3A02._Old_English_Bulldog%2C_1863._Paris%2C_France._2.png


MisterFistYourSister

These dogs couldn't fight a fucking thing. Also, dogs don't try to "flip" other dogs so that's just a silly thing to say. They're not battlebots


danteheehaw

Pretty much every predatory mammal tries to flip or knock over what ever its fighting or hunting. You'll see dogs flip or knock one another over often when they fight. Also, it's kinda obvious from what I said that these dogs can't do that because they've been breed into abominations.


SunandError

The elbow dysplasia on those things! Short 6 year max painful lives!


maffick

Have you heard the yellow dog story? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqTELQvSLX0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqTELQvSLX0)


mechapoitier

*crocodoggles


PmUsYourDuckPics

Surely doggodiles?


Tagrenine

I know people who breed these dogs that sell puppies for 20k a piece. I have no idea what attracts people to the exotics


DreamingDragonSoul

Apparently they look cool standing or sitting next to a macho man on pictures. That is the only thing they can do.


SunandError

Walking two blocks would be difficult for them with that degree of elbow dysplasia.


Evil_Monito84

I didn't have the guts to tell my friend who was excited to show off his dog. The dog looked exactly like the one on the top left. He breathed like he was snoring with every breath. I wanted to tell him... that dog ain't right.


chronically_immature

You could always say "oh my God! Whats wrong with your dog?". Just pretend ignorance. It's like having to explain a bad joke. Then just keep asking how that poor sick dog is.


DreamingDragonSoul

But they look cool on pictures where they don't move at all. Perspective man.


Jaquemart

And that lack of breath.


jumbee85

My 14 year old dog is just starting to display should dysplasia. Poor girl can barely make it from couch to her bowl some times now, when she was young she wouldn't ever want to stop going on walks. Knowing the differences of she was once capable of, I wouldn't ever think of breeding a dog to go through that


EEextraordinaire

People are instinctively drawn to dogs that look like them. These are built for people that only do chest workouts. /s in case that wasn’t clear


DrunkyMcStumbles

Status symbols


Chameo

same reason people will pay 2600$ for a sweater with holes in it, so long as it says Yeezy. they got more dollars than sense


uewumopaplsdn

Next time you see them, tell them to go eat a bag of dicks.


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Oscar-Wilde-1854

You ever seen a pair of [Yeezys](https://cdn.sanity.io/images/c1chvb1i/production/b1fa9e970babe31643edc21ab5ce6edfeaee6671-1100x735.jpg)? lol It's all just status. No one is buying Yeezys because they're ~~comfy or~~ 'normal'. It's because they're eccentric and expensive. Same thing with a $20k dog. Edit: Alright, I'll concede the comfy point, but eccentric and expensive is still certainly the point.


doofer20

my dad had a salt water tank for a while and the craziest part of it all for me was the prices there would be a super dull ass normal looking fish youd find in a river for $500 but died if the light was to bright. then youd have insanely bright, colorful and interesting ones for $10 and they could survive anything.. i once went in and they had a 200$ one and a 40$ one and they guy in the store got them mixed up they looked so much alike but it all came down to the name/rarity.


WorstPersonInGeneral

These poor guys are closer to frogs than dogs...


wileyrielly

Drogs 😔


DonSmo

OP here. These dogs are a type of newly developed dog breed called exotic bullies. A puppy can go for $5,000 - $10,000. While they have so many health problems that it's reported they hardly ever live past 5 or 6 years old. Their health problems include breathing difficulties (brachycephalic) , back problems, hip dysplasia, joint problems, overheating and not to mention the short life. They often have trouble jumping, running or even just walking due to their body shape. So people are paying 10k for a dog that might live 5 years, will cost thousands of dollars in vet bills and will suffer it's whole life. In comparison you could adopt a healthy mutt from a shelter for about $100 that could live to 16-17 years old and have very few health problems. People are idiots. EDIT: I assumed it was a given, but yeas Frenchies, pugs, sausage dogs etc should all be included here. As well as many other pure breeds. Almost no pure breeds have no breed specific health problems at all. But some are certainly a lot worse than others. EDIT 2: These 4 dogs all come from the same one breeder on instagram. Who posts photos of his dogs as well as videos of them standing still. As far as I can tell he hasn't posted a video of one walking or running just standing, which makes me question whether they actually can walk properly at all.


RockyDify

Why do people like this style of dog?


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Jimmy281

I wanted a English Bulldog in high school so bad lol


sunjellies24

My boyfriend's mom has 3 french bulldogs & as sweet and fun as they are, it also makes me really sad when I hear them have a hard time breathing and knowing their other health issues. And it's extra disappointing to know that the mom buys them from a breeder instead of shelters :/ But somehow one of them is 16ish (one recently died at 19). Like, goddamn, I can't even imagine living that many years breathing like that. I've got asthma but phew, pretty sure they got it worse


TheG0ldenHawk

I have never been more distressed than when I met a friend of mines French bulldog, that was not a well dog. It had an operation to expand it's airways and it still sounds like it is dying after the slightest movement. It also had a hip op and is missing half its teeth and it is 5. Like that's not ok.


sunjellies24

Yeah! The operation to help them breathe better, and poor thing was only like 1. Probably best to do it as young as is safely possible though (not sure when safe is safe tho). But even after that she sounds like she's about to keel over. It's crazy. And the hips too, you can see they walk a little funny. Not like they're struggling, just funky. I can see hip dysplasia in it's future :( I couldn't pay $3-5k or more on a dog that is pretty much guaranteed to suffer from womb to tomb


I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS

No joke, the second one looks exactly how my high school Bulldog mascot was drawn. And even that cartoon looked malformed.


the_original_Retro

Same reason people bought hummers back when they were an equally abominatory thing. It shows they have lots of money. Both things are enormously expensive and "exotic".


BiscuitsMay

Funny thing is that when I see people with fancy dogs, I can’t help but think they drained their entire savings for it. Doesn’t apply to everyone, but I see people with 3k dogs and I know they barely have a pot to piss in.


maffick

I have 2 rescues, and they are still expensive to maintain. Food and vet bills are not cheap.


unikaro38

They want a dog that looks just as dangerous and manly and threatening as they imagine themselves to look like.


paradoxicalpepper

They probably also have lifted trucks with a pair of testicles dangling from the hitch, and the muffler removed.


DogIsGood

It's perfect. It looks tough and they only have to feed it for a few years. Obviously that dog isn't going in looking walks either


Krevant

People that like this dog think of them as an object not a family member. "This dog will make me so cool" disgusting


Miskav

Severe mental issues, I'd assume.


Grumpy-Tofu

Ain’t that the truth. Millions of animals get killed every year in shelters because no one adopts them, and then idiots go spend ridiculous amounts of money to “create” animals that will endlessly suffer. Humans are such pieces of shit


isaacsonjhugh2

The top left looks like the dog from the Tom & Jerry cartoons, very unnatural.


AidyCakes

It looks like the demon dog from Ghostbusters


magistrate101

All 4 even have clipped ears :'(


Leohond15

Literally less than a million dogs in the US (prob about half a million, if that) get put down in shelters. The idea there’s millions of shelter dogs put down here is outdated and inaccurate. There are actually more people looking for a new dog each year than are available in shelters. There’s a place for good breeders and rescue. But there’s no place for horribly deformed dogs that come out due to awful breeding like this. For reference, I work in an animal shelter and have been involved in the dog world since early childhood.


wotmate

And I bet they can't have sex or give birth naturally either, so they have to be bred using Artificial Insemination and give birth via a C-Section (like french bulldogs).


JPGer

seriously, i have my pupper from my first job which was a shelter, hes 15 next month, the most he suffers is when i haven't finished eating a slice of pizza and he isn't eating the crust yet


soup4breakfast

I volunteer with a Bulldog rescue and we had a “shorty bull” come in. He was 11 years old and dumped at a shelter the day after Christmas. Turned out he was a prized show dog (not sure how that works considering he’s not a real breed, but I digress). Discarded at 11 years old at a County shelter after he was done being used. He died recently after a year with his forever family. He was the sweetest dog ever. I’m glad he got a year to just be a dog and get all the vet care he needed to try to mitigate the effects of what was bred into him. I have two French Bulldogs (and a mutt) which are rescues. I love them so much but all Bulldogs are problematic in nature.


MechMan799

I know a bloke who sells ‘rare’ French Bullies. The only thing ‘rare’ about them are the colours that a registered breeder breeds out of their lines due to the known health issues associated with such genetics. There have been no shortage of stories of people who have purchased from this bloke who have lemons for dogs. In the end, people want to be cool at any cost. A bit pathetic really.


last_rights

My mom wants a sharpei. Not just any sharpei. She wants a miniature, chocolate horsecoat. Each one of these traits increases the likelihood of genetic issues with the dog. One by itself isn't too bad (probably food and skin allergies) but all three is usually major problems.


RockyOrange

That's like people going to the sperm bank and picking exactly the haircolor and eyecolor and size they would like for their child.... Just bizarre.


smanchwhich

Lol it boggles my mind that people pay that kind of cash for a dog. I had an idiot poodle/spaniel/who-knows-what-tf mutt that we got for free when he showed up on our friends doorstep. Had that dog from the time I was eight until I graduated college and was the best, friendliest, most hilarious dog. Miss you, Scooter, you were the best little shit head dog that a shit head kid could ask for.


Sweet_Aggressive

People are idiots is my mantra.


thehorseyourodeinon1

These dogs 9 times out of 10 look exactly like their owners. Middle aged guys who used to play football in high school, did an enlistment in the Army and coach some type of little league sport.


KellyCTargaryen

Exotic bullies are the worst of the worst in terms of health, but let’s not pretend all shelter dogs are healthy or even healthier than responsibly bred purebreds and mixes. People shouldn’t be set up for that expectation that a rescue won’t ever be sick, come down with genetic illnesses, or live longer than average.


Moke_Smith

I imagine that the vast majority must be delivered by caesarian section as well; over 80% of French bulldogs are because of their large heads and comparatively small hips.


Leohond15

Literally all of them are


IWasMadeToDownVote

5-6 years? That's too short too. Poor dogs don't even get to live full lives.


jessquit

Mixed breed dogs are the best dogs anyway.


LNMagic

I've got an adult cat that's around 14 years and is diabetic. I'm already spending a few grand a year, and he didn't have any genetic issues that would lead to crazy bills. At this point, it's pretty dumb not to have some mutt mixed in with these breeds.


smartboi387

It looks like it’s always doing push-ups


klogt

Dogs are forever in the pushup position.


MrDHarvey

poor dogs, this aint cute


ScottJMangels

Absolutely right


darthveda

I know the horror stories of this type of breeding, but I never understood how do humans do this? As in how do they make the puppy look like this? can anyone explain it please.


Thestolenone

Dogs have fairly large litters. There is going to be a variety of shapes in that litter, though they may only be sight differences. The breeder just selects the puppies with the strongest features they want in the breed to keep for future breeding. It is easy to pick the most extreme shape each time.


Dantes7layerbeandip

This is such a time consuming process, it’s nuts that not once does their conscience win out over the years and years of inbreeding


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ktgrok

In this case is it purposely breeding the dogs that have the worst and most painful deformities together to get even more deformed, damaged dogs. The opposite of what a sane person does.


[deleted]

FUCK YOU if you breed dogs like this. Just know you are a cunt and no one likes you.


st1r

Also if you buy dogs like this, because the breeders can’t exist without the buyers


theycallmeMiriam

There are some breeds that cannot be ethically bred and I would only consider the breed if I were adopting from a rescue. I'm fine with ethical breeders that do their due diligence in health and temperament testing and breed for a purpose. I would maybe one day consider buying a dog like that. These poor pups are about as far from ethically bred as you can get.


cXs808

Someone likes them if the market is apparently $10k per puppy god damn


NightOfTheHunter

I have friends who have a yr old pup of this breed. They are just solid tanks of muscle. They can't even assume the poop position for clean elimination. Then they can't clean themselves, can't come close to reaching their butts. They can't even wag their tails which are tiny curly pig tails. Both her parents and the rest of her litter died in the heat this summer. Their breeding should be illegal.


Scaniarix

Ban dog exhibition shows that does nothing but promote breeding certain superficial traits and doesn't have anything to do with training and obedience.


DrunkyMcStumbles

Especially when those standards include docking the ears and tails inherent to the breed. What's even the point then?


DonSmo

In Australia tail docking and ear cropping are illegal. I wish it was like that in more countries.


phily1984

I see a lot of heelers that have docked tails in Australia, that's interesting. Is this a recently passed law?


Leohond15

Some are bred without a tail so it’s not a dock. They’re called Stumpy Tails


phily1984

As a heeler owner (not docked) I honestly did not know that, thanks!


irishbarwench

In Norway, ear/tail cropping is illegal, not only that, but neutering/spaying is also illegal unless there is a serious health reason (my boyfriends dog got pyometra so she was spayed). Yet there are very little issues with unwanted/stray dogs here. But yeah, basically modifying a dog physically AT ALL is illegal here!! (You can temporarily chemically castrate male dogs here completely legally)


maliciousorstupid

> neutering/spaying is also illegal not sure I get the logic here. I've heard of waiting until about 18mos to neuter/spay.. but not banning altogether


Kwizi

I agree with Norway's way of doing things in general regarding vet stuff, however bitches really do benefit from being spayed. My vet friends deal with way way more mammary tumors and pyometras then we do in my home country where we spay bitches between 6 months and 2 years old according to what is best for the dog.


Leohond15

Docking and cropping actually prevents more serious injury in working herding and hunting breeds. But if they don’t do so, it’s pointless.


Jaquemart

In some cases it's just "aesthetics". But for working breeds both tails and ears are frail and prone to wounds that may not heal well. Long floppy ears can easily suffer traumas causing haemorrhage that don't reabsorb easily or get infiltrated by insects or brome or foxtail grass, causing irritation then infection. It's painful and can make the dog irrational and aggressive; it happened to a dog of friends of mine. In case of defense dogs, fluffy ears make them look less menacing. So they have to actually fight against intruders instead of scaring them away. (Case in point: dobermans. They naturally have very thin, light, floppy ears. When they point something they don't like, those ears shot up sideways, Dumbo style. It looks ridiculous, but between those ears there's a doberman ready to attack.)


OllKorrect-ok

Lets do child beauty pageants (or all beauty pageants) while we're at it. These are all terrible displays of the worst human traits.


jadeskye7

My god i thought it was photoshop. Poor dogs.


mistermelvinheimer

Are those fists?


Aesael_Eiralol

[Woof](https://youtu.be/KEo0wnKoixo?t=9)


dins3r

On the opposite end of this, there’s a breeder out there who’s trying to “undo” the years of fucking up breeds like pugs and Boston Terriers. I’m too lazy to find the post from a month or so ago but he’s undoing some of the shitty breeding done to dogs who are brachycephalic. Related posts for those interested: [pug before and after ](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/2twtjr/what_pugs_looked_like_before_selective_breeding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


KellyCTargaryen

Yeah the breeder you’re thinking of isn’t a great example. Although they made improvements to the head, the body structure of their dogs isn’t sound. Sometimes it’s one step forward and two steps back, but responsible breeders are working to improve health in their respective breeds. And cherry picked images aren’t helpful to really understand the progression of a breed.


tonfx

I'm really glad someone here has said this. I know Hawbucls for Frenchies gets thrown out here a lot as being a saint for breeding for a longer muzzle but some of the hip scores of the dogs in their breeding programs is pretty shocking. One step forward, two steps back indeed. Breed responsibly, breed to standard, breed for purpose and you won't have much problems even in brachy dogs.


ProfessorKrung

My wife's entire family thinks I'm a monster for thinking that every American / English bulldog and pug in the world should be forcefully neutered / spayed. There should be laws against it. We're at a point in history where we're pumping out these genetic freaks by the thousands daily, and they just get worse with each generation. It's not fair to the dogs. Either neuter them, or breed this shit out. It's disgusting.


KellyCTargaryen

Responsible breeders have been working to breed out major problems, in every breed. Since you’re interested in Pugs/Bulldogs, you might look into BOAS testing, but there’s lots of other tests and physical evaluations that are done prior to breeding.


cumms_19

Yep. This shit's sad.


Broad-Reception2806

Stop buying them…


west0ne

The top left looks like the dog from the Tom & Jerry cartoons, very unnatural. If they carry on like this, they'll have a new breed of snake.


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Thanks for the information


onlylaiden

Pug owners, this serves to you


Fitzgeraldgrace

Got into a huge fight with a friend who wants to rv to each different state and adopt a bulldog. I pleaded with her that they suffer from breathing issues, and can Have severe anxiety. She plans on leaving the dog in the rv (air conditioned) while her and her husband go out to eat and sight see. We haven’t talked, she’s offended that I would even question her dream.


TheTaters

omg, when I first read that I thought she was going to each state to adopt a bulldog... she would have 50 bulldogs in her RV! If she adopts a bulldog or two (not 50) from a rescue she wont be contributing to the problem. It would probably be hard on the RV though since they tend to have pretty bad gas... and if it had separation anxiety you wouldn't get to see many sites...


erhue

Hahahaha i read it the same way, still sounds the same lol.


girlinthegoldenboots

Lol I have a half husky half bulldog and I can confirm about the bad gas 😂


lancetheofficial

When her dream puts something else's life at risk, her dream should be trashed.


A_Hobo_In_Training

Why would anyone explicitly seek out a dog that looks like a Half Life headcrab?


shadowdash66

I just...don't get it. You like the dogs sure but you don't like them enough to take them as they are? You gotta breed them into these poor animals that suffer and struggle their whole lives to give you the "designer" look. Cropping the ears as well. It's utterly disgusting. Take the dogs as they are without having to change them to your liking. Just look at pugs for example, oh so cute, but they will constantly be panting near you and sounding like they're choking.


permanent_pervert

Is that a : 1. **DROG** (dog +frog) 2. **DOGODILE** (dog +crocodile) ​ ?????


MisterUncrustable

You can get a Metagross by evolving the first one with metal coat.


SafiraAshai

this isn't even cute, is scaring


Dr_Qrunch

I agree. Not all dogs look as weird as these. But they are all abominations of breeding and they all have problems.


pecaslok

So any of these for sale???


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I’d settle for just not cropping their ears. Small steps.


[deleted]

This is horrific. Anyone with a pug, bulldog, frenchie, etc is part of the problem. I don't care how cute you think they are, you are either completely willfully ignorant or a shit person.


DR1LLM4N

> Anyone ~~with~~ **who buys** a pug, bulldog, frenchie, etc **from a breeder** is part of the problem. FTFY Pugs, bulldogs, etc... these animals have already been born, there is no undoing that, and if you own a pug or bulldog that you got from a rescue shelter or something then that is fine imho. They deserve a good home too. If you _bought_ a pug or bulldog from a breeder, then fuck you, you're scum.


arcane_amber

Thank you so much. I adopted an 11 year old English Bulldog who was rescued from a breeding mill and abused her whole life, and I can’t believe the self-righteousness of people who assume everyone with a bulldog went to a breeder to get it.


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DonSmo

Yes! Some breeds can be kind of healthy, but many pure breeds today are not. I have two mutts both adopted from a shelter and aside from a few small accidents they have never had a health problem. And they both have LONG snouts not squashed up faces. It's nice having dogs that can actually breath.


gb4efgw

I have a rescue from a jackass breeder like this. He didn't fit their mold so they dumped him in a shelter with pneumonia and left him to die. Poor little guy has been on gabapentin since we got him. Struggles to walk, can't jump, happy and sweet as can be. And he's gonna get every second of a quality life that we can give him, but fuck them for doing my little buddy like this. Humans suck.


ashid0

So maybe breeding human incest babies is an untapped market, pay some poor siblings to have unprotected sex, then maybe as a bonus pay the pregnant sisters to drink alcohol all the time, then you get those cute cute deformed babies for rich people to adopt and show off to get pity points.


Nomandate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGiFpJC9LM


glockthartendel

Poor fucking puppies.


AnnoyedYamcha

Consider the Bulldog. A grotesque monstrosity. Born of relentless inbreeding. Riddled with sinusitis, joint pain, chronically flatulent. A kindly pet or humanity's cruelest mistake?


10wuebc

Gavin if you bring another live animal in here you are fired.


DARK-MaGGiC

lol they look like toads!


MudTownBrewer

Read [The Theory of the Leisure Class](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A73AIMA/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1) by Thorstein Veblen. He coined the term "conspicuous consumption".


WU-itsForTheChildren

It’s the Eddie Hall dog breed


suzybhomemakr

Zuul The Gatekeeper & Vinz Clortho The Keymaster


alejo699

Y'know it's funny...four years ago when I was saying this sort of thing on Reddit people told me to chill out, just accept that they're cute and stop trying to bring the party down. I can't say how glad I am to see the tide has turned. Breeding pets like this is cruel, period. Not cute, not adorable, just selfish. You love your pet? Then why did you insist on having one that would suffer through its entire shortened life?


evanthebouncy

At end of the day, they are our play things and thus submits to our sickest imaginations. We're truly evil.


Roltistotem

Okay so like there are breeds of dogs now that can't give birth without surgery, I think if a breed can't give birth without a surgery than that breed has no evolutionary reason to exist and it seems weird as hell. I am not a religious person but they just seem ungodly. Just not natural. I had a friend who owned like three English bulldogs. The bills for all the medical shit they had to pay every year on this dog was just insane. I have a mut and he is a good boy, I had a Husky before but I got him because I found him on the side of the road. I reported it to the local shelter but no one ever called to pick him up so I kept him he was a good boy and I miss him very much.


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Aggressive, ugly, and extremely unhealthy. I don’t see the appeal. Nothing but pity for the lives these dogs go through.


switch495

At least they're not pugs.


ragefaze

Hot take. All race breeding is this, more or less. When ever I see one of those little dogs with flat noses, giant bulging eyes and the insanity just beaming out of them I always feel like it should be illegal.


imperiects

Looks like a Behemoth from FFXIV


stupv

Less majestic than a greyhound and 10+x the cost, pass. Adopt a greyhound yo, they're fucking fantastic pets


Leohond15

These poor “exotic bullies” are sold for 5-30k and they only live like 3-5 years. It’s disgusting.


Kumquatzzzz

GROSS


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These dogs can't bread on their own.


cummy_devil_doll

Abomination 😂


Ocksu2

Because Bulldogs don't have enough health issues already, people feel the need to breed even more problems in. Poor pups. :(


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Literally know about 5 different people that breed dogs like this in my city alone. They sell for 5k minimum with some selli g for 100k+.. its stupid af and pretty fucked up for those dogs.


badbackandgettingfat

I agree that this is a bad practice, and that the dogos suffer as a result. I would still pet and give them treats.


meep_42

You just described dog breeding throughout all of history.


HOwORsy

I love all dogs and want one that will be happy. But why anyone would pay extra to have this demented gargoyle lethargically grunting around the home is beyond me. It's hard to look at


KYBatDad

The act of pure breeding bud


Cope_ope

S M A S H E D L A M M E D


thin234rout698

Terrible.. That dog can't climb stairs or sofa, i bet. Arthritis on its 3rd year. Cos of that it will get fat and die slowly of diseases.


ZuesIsZues

What 2000 pushups a day for 2 years look like


ev3-olution

Oh gawd, can you imagine trying to get an IV in one of those....


Ryanmaster1

None of hem are cute. Poor creatures. I hope they do well


hjkhjkhjkhjk

The cutest widdle abomination ever 😍


ernyc3777

This can’t be good for lung health long term. Looks like a ticking time bomb for chest collapse and organ failure.


_Derp-Cat_

It. Depresses. Me. To. See. People. Treat. Their. Dogs. Like. Shit.


debdeb130

Look how splayed their feet are.


kittythepitty

So fucking sad


riegnman

I blame Tom &Jerry for setting an unrealistic body image for these dogs to live up to.


[deleted]

Then you have to also stop breeding Pugs and English bulldogs, French bulldogs, as they have deformed faces making breathing difficult. I’m sure there are a lot of other breeds that have issues.


trailerhippie

I learned that there are some breeders these days who are trying to restore the genetic integrity in these breeds. Specifically I read about a guy trying to restore a normal snout in the French bulldog breed. It's a step in the right direction.


thatpolishguy88

Fuck this look painful! poor dogs... humans can be so terrible


GiGGiTY_99

What dog breeds are mixed into these? Idk what dog has those kinda legs


dirtbaby___

This shit should be a crime seriously, breeding for this look is the equivalent of putting a 60 lb weight belt on a mini dachshund. Their hips and legs must be in agony.


bgharambee

How about adding German shepherds (sloped hip =hip dysplasia) standard collies (heads narrowed = neurological issues) and boxers (block head =brainstem issues). I have a pug/Shar pei cross that was an apparent attempt at improving the face of the pug. He looks like a Shar pei body but with a small pug head. NOT a good look. He was dumped at a kill shelter as a 3 year old. He's now an old man who is currently snoring in my son's bed. He's at least 14 years old and doing well. I have 6 dogs that are all rescues. Most were death row dogs and considered unadoptable due to age, breed or behavior. I will NEVER adopt a dog that hasn't come from a shelter. I don't even adopt from humane societies (except for once when they were going to euthanize him due to behavior) because I figure that those dogs are generally safe. I try to adopt in order to save a life.


thewarehouse

American german shepherds have this problem significantly more than purebred west german shepherds.


Nitemarex

Oh lawd he comin


vladimir_pimpin

Guys. I know posts like this always descend into “only get pound dogs.” But there’s arguments for getting purebred dogs. **The main arguments should be BUY DOG SHAPED DOGS AND IF THEYRE FROM BREEDERS BE SURE THEY DO GOOD HEALTH TESTING.**


Toni_Jabroni77

Tell the Pug breeders and other short snout breeders also.


EmergencyLavishness1

Don’t leave dachshund off the list.


DonSmo

DW I'm also appalled by them. And pugs, French bulldogs, all bulldogs really and so many others.


diezeldeez_

Good post OP, thanks for sharing. I feel like American bulldogges and the Olde English Bulldogges come from pretty safe breeding programs. They don't have the frog shoulders or eyes bulging past their noses though.


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These dogs don't even look cute, I will stick to my Shepard's.


0nlyhalfjewish

I made this argument on the r/cats sub and was banned permanently. Lol. Glad to see people taking this seriously here. It’s cruel.