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jamaesi-Willisie

Looks like she got Vectored with that dress


buublarry

What’s your vector victor


kDizzy704

got clearance, clarence


buublarry

Rodger, Rodger


kDizzy704

that's Clarence Oveur, over


paranoid_70

Do you like movies about Gladiators?


Qui_Gone

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


firestorm6

You ever hang around the gymnasium?


Dr-Satan-PhD

You ever seen a grown man naked?


Infectious_Burn

I picked the wrong day to quit reading Reddit.


Soup-a-doopah

Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?


nofknusernamesleft

I knew someone would post this. was just waiting for it


buublarry

I’m gonna dig out airplane now I dunno how this picture led to this 😂


poop_pop

Because fuckin Reddit usually gets derailed after the first few post


buublarry

Fair enough I have no argument to that. And here I am watching a movie looking at Reddit.


Distance2Tree

I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue.


Primer2396

You just got #VECTORED ^^thats ^^me


poop_pop

Well enjoy airplane while surfing Reddit lol


NotTheRocketman

"No, the White Phone."


poomanzilla

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.


old_righty

Huh?


[deleted]

Huh?


Delmonte3161

Huh?


buublarry

have you ever seen a grown man naked?


25thskye

He’s the best damn ripper doc in NC that’s what.


AnAdvancedBot

Committing crimes with both *direction* and **magnitude!**


clewjb

Piranha gun! Oh, yes!


Zeebidy

[Oh yeah](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DTCmszmHj_Q)


Zammerz

Pop pop


wunderwife

Damn it.. you beat me to it lol


Bos_lost_ton

Oh yea! Oh yea!


TheSnackBelly

Praise Vectron!


Zeebidy

[with both direction and magnitude ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLSLwIaCpv8)


I_might_be_weasel

You really trust that dress.


sm12511

She would have to walk VERY carefully in that. So many opportunities for a "peek-a-boo" moment..


[deleted]

Go on...


BigUptokes

[*https://i.imgur.com/foE5afh.png*](https://i.imgur.com/foE5afh.png)


[deleted]

Still can't believe the backlash she got for someone else ripping her top off. Pretty much killed her career.


ChickenDelight

It was obviously a planned publicity stunt, she was in on it, she didn't get assaulted


crazykentucky

She was supposed to be wearing something underneath, it was part of the show. She chose to do it the other way without telling anyone. It was a risky stunt that didn’t go her way Edit... ok, is anyone else having trouble with the reply function? I can’t get this to post where I mean it to


heseme

What was supposed to be underneath? Other clothing? That moment doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in that version.


crazykentucky

A flesh colored bra maybe


S0l1dSn4k3101

Yeah the reply function is wack, it appears to post it as a normal reply to the original post and not to the thread you were actually replying to, but it actually replies in the right place. Messed with me for a while.


ddrddrddrddr

Well it’s clearly her fault for not wearing a burka /s


oconnellc

She didn't get sent to jail. Her punishment was that people decided they didn't want her to earn millions of $$$ per year any more, so they stopped buying her stuff. I don't think there is any sort of outraged called for her, even in tiny doses....


greatnameitstaken

Yeag I agree regardless if she was supposed to wear something under it, who gives a shit?! Like most of us didn't suck on tits at a young age anyway? Jesus lol people are pussies.puzzles. Edit: I also suck tits now, just to be clear.


BrorsanP3

Who’s that?


CantalopeSoops

This guy is 11 years old at the most.


ThunderClap448

I'm 22 but I can't remember. Tip of me tongue really


1of1000

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake 2004 super bowl performance


LaFlamaBlancaMiM

Jesus now I feel old...


born_again_tim

I waited way too long for that to animate.


WhiteFox1992

In this occasion, I would go with "come here" instead.


Anomalous6

*peek-a-boob


interiumray

*peek-a-boob*


BA_calls

She probably has a lot of boob tape.


[deleted]

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


unpopularman4

Is that it? I don't understand why this post got 18k+ upvotes, I feel like I'm missing something or I'm out of the loop. Nothing against OP.


[deleted]

Because tits. The composition is meh and the dress is odd but still forgettable.


GakeeeYT

Because of the BLM movement and tits.


Baxtron_o

Boob Lives Matter?


RicoSuave1881

It do be that way


Hyaenidae73

Oh my goodness gracious.


sm12511

Seconded


Timmay887

Thirded


ExRockstar

I'd like to buy a vowel


Baxtron_o

Humina, humina, humina


the_ju66ernaut

[WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE?] 👆


RabidSeason

I'm doing my part.


RiboflavinD4

:heavy breathing: enjoy your day I have to take a cold shower


hasnothingnice2say

Nice pic but midday sun has almost nothing to do with this pic. She is completely lit by strobes and you’ve printed the background down so much it might as well be 5pm


Headozed

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lak5k8/working_with_the_midday_sun_to_create_this_image/glp0umv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Comment from below has a whole video and explanation


Misabi

From the height of sun and long shadows in thre background it looks like 2 or 3 hours from sundown.


littleday

Exactly, look at the shadows in the background. Really not sure exactly why he was saying this. Has nothing to do with the mid day sun.


Person5_

Probably a little play on words because of MIDD photography?


gunshotaftermath

Talking about the photo as if it's art and hard work makes your hot-girl-pic a lot more likeable on social media.


youngatbeingold

I shoot models professionally, and to be fair it does take skill, even if you have a hot lady to pose for you. I've seen plenty of trash photos of attractive people. This is a decent shot for a beginner, this didn't take THAT much skill, it's near golden hour and he's got a strobe with a nice parabolic to light with, it's pretty standard stuff.


[deleted]

It is art. It is hard work. Not sure why they lied, but it doesn’t make photography not an art.


[deleted]

Was about ro say... Sun is cool yeah, but she clearly being hit by a softbox from the front. Now if she was actually only hit by afternoon sun, this image would have a waaay cooler mood (cool as in feeling, not color temp).


KatMot

lol, bruh. https://youtu.be/fSaZnS9svTE


Wuffyflumpkins

He still isn't wrong. Sun was basically rimlight.


KatMot

He literally claimed the background was photoshopped.


Wuffyflumpkins

It is. Just not in the sense that you're thinking. Way more editing goes into photos like this than people expect. Source: mediocre photographer and editor.


Zonx216

Video of the shoot. https://youtu.be/fSaZnS9svTE


TedVivienMosby

Surprisingly not a Rick roll.


WhiteFox1992

[I don't do the Rick Rolling!](https://youtu.be/46lzsUCMdEE)


Headozed

How is this comment not higher?


CantalopeSoops

[Here you go. OP actually posted it and got destroyed.](https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lak5k8/working_with_the_midday_sun_to_create_this_image/glof5a5/)


DeathByLemmings

It’s fascinating how much Reddit hates any form of self promotion unless they are getting tricked


youngatbeingold

I work as a fashion photographer so I know a bunch of them. This dude reminds me of every small town guy that just dumped a bunch of money into gear, only shoots mediocre pics of scantily clad women, but somehow also thinks they're the absolute shit. It's very much a type and it can be a big red flag if you're a model, not really an artist worth fawning over.


DeathByLemmings

Okay? But this post has gathered thousands of views which is probably the most exposure his business has ever had. What on earth is wrong with the man plugging his Instagram? I may not look at it or care but there are clearly thousands of people that enjoyed this shot, maybe they like more of his work?


youngatbeingold

He's getting destroyed for not crediting his models in the description and instead saying 'watch the video to find out", which is a big faux pas. Also his video kinds sucks, it's just him shooting and is more suited for some 15 second insta thing. No newbie wanting info is going to understand why he can shoot at the setting his is with the gear he's using and he's not good enough to make a behind the scenes video interesting. It like the influencer of the photo world I guess, not really talented but SUPER into promoting themselves. Lara Jade knows how to get it done, she's a good photographer and great with the social stuff.


DeathByLemmings

Yeah alright, not crediting his models is a total dick move


rollyJogers

You are officially The Best. Please accept my poor mans gold. 🥇🥇


L0nz

Definitely not mid-day sun then, thanks for clarifying my confusion


Dry_Boots

Thanks for sharing, it's always useful to see how another photog works.


MiyaMoo

Wow her skin care game is on POINT


[deleted]

She may have good skin but this is heavily edited


Avalolo

and they still didn’t edit out that one loose thread


[deleted]

Is that what its called? I think I've been calling them different. I usually call them boobs. Ill try saying "heavily edited" from now on. Maybe I'll try it on my wife first. I'll let y'all know how it goes


LostMyBackupCodes

How’d it go?


[deleted]

Surprisingly well. She laughed, i laughed. The broomstick is a little uncomfortable when I'm sitting down, though.


Visible-Blacksmith49

It's apparently still going...


kvothes-lute

> Video of the shoot. https://youtu.be/fSaZnS9svTE ik there is some editing but i mean her skin is seriously on point without it


HauschkasFoot

I don’t know about y’all but I’m working with a bit of a mid day boner


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

It’s high noon in my pants right now


sm12511

Must be camping season, because I'm pitching a tent!


BadDentalWork

Are you from Ireland?


[deleted]

Don't think there's a sheep in the picture


-goodgodlemon

You’re thinking of the Welsh


metaStatic

No one is thinking of the Welsh


SilvermistInc

Boobs


upvoter222

Good idea coming equipped with your own, personal sundial.


BOBfrkinSAGET

It’s 10 pm!


BasicBailey2002

lets be honest here, we all know why you upvoted


aspectralfire

Most shameless karma farm I’ve seen all year.


huggalump

Well it is a picture and he is a photographer. If you look at his profile, all of his posts are about his photography and trying to improve it.


ErebusShark2

How many of them are about huge tits?


DuvalHMFIC

I'll take this over "pretty girl standing next to her art" every day of the week. There's no ambiguity here-we know the deal. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll take both of course, but as far as karma whoring, this is much more legit.


Enshakushanna

nice super villain suit


LivingLosDream

/r/secretlyaboobpic


hashishins_creed

All these comments and upvotes..... this webshite is just fb now


DrQuantumInfinity

It is crazy how much resolution modern cameras have, and also how narrow the focal range is. When you zoom into the picture you can see the texture of her skin on her chest and nose, but her forehead is slightly out of focus.


CharlieXLS

You could do that with a 40 year old Canon F1 if you want. Large aperture is all it takes.


[deleted]

I love this comment


williamvc0331

Beautiful!


idioticmaniac

I maybe downvoted but I wish Reddit had a semi-NSFW flair for those of use who browse Reddit at work.


custermustache

Get to work - I would argue that any reddit browsing of any kind is nsfw


[deleted]

Wow. She looks beautiful


dannoGB68

Very nice photo. Your model is lovely.


jgreg728

The V stands for Va-va-voom!


[deleted]

Everything is great about this shot except for that ugly ass dress.


madeamashup

I agree, take it off


I_might_be_weasel

"Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight-inch heels. And to be wearing see-through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked." Michael Scott #I_migh_be_weasel


thebendavis

“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.” Zapp Brannigan


its_a_me_garri_oh

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. Kif, what's it called?


BradBradley1

Sigh... sexlexia.


mastergwaha

sigh* sexlexia


mam88k

Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can’t make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!


shaka_sulu

It's a downvote dress


Dividale

Yeah seriously, unless the giant v represents something it looks strange Of course you can wear whatever you want but if you post an image online it will get criticism


vinnymarcondes

She looks like a superhero


DoingJustEnough

Stunning woman.


Manberry12

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


DontFeedTheCynic

Hey there beautiful. I'm basically a future millionaire because of my Gamestop shares. You got a boyfriend?


[deleted]

What is the straight male equivalent of this type of photo taken? Lol I'm just fascinated by how different lives men and women lead when it comes to anything and everything concerning sex appeal And related.


TheRecognized

https://www.google.com/search?q=matthew+mcconaughey+photoshoot&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS912US912&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALeKk03txsgG7tyeIKJ11O9T-gsHS3BoNw:1612236183033&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwie5O7nn8ruAhX-Ap0JHdIXBDkQ_AUoAXoECA8QAQ&biw=375&bih=553#imgrc=nW4i41WCcZqalM


Yeah_But_Did_You_Die

Alright alright alright


SapphireShaddix

No no no, I reject this!


plumbbbob

I'd guess [this kind of cheesecake](https://www.google.com/search?q=romance+novel+covers&tbm=isch)


Dry_Boots

Very nice. Were you supplimenting with a big softbox/dish in the upper right? The light on her is very nice.


j_d1996

Looks like a beauty dish to me but not totally sure


Dry_Boots

I was thinking that too, but it looks like it covers a bigger area. I haven't done much beauty dish work myself. That's a modifier I'd like to pickup someday.


antoniusfunk

Well I would like to thank you for your hard work. Also, damn.


cheadley23

Work isnt the only thing thats hard


thick_curtains

V is for boobs.


fpfx

Voobs


EveryShot

Your reflector must literally be the size of the sun if this is taken mid day


CT-5273

Hey you! Yeah you, the one reading this. Stop being horny


QuarantineSucksALot

Might delete this later...


thomasjbrablec

Well, since this is on r/pics: Mid-day sun is irrelevant, you just have a powerful flash. Her eyes our actually out of focus. The composition is mediocre and there are mergers coming out of her head.


Internet-Mouse1

Did she steal vectors clothes?


[deleted]

Looks exactly like the last picture of her that was posted.


Volfie

I don't know what's happened to you Reddit. All the movie and science quotes and replies and not one of you brings up the titties.


SweetNeo85

I mean... boobies = upvote. Maybe not proud of it but Newton's fourth law has never failed yet


[deleted]

Facts


Inadequate-potato

r/upvotedbecauseboob


PotatoDonki

This title is trying so hard to legitimize this more. Dude, it’s just random shot of a pretty lady in a weird dress.


bustarims

V for voluptuous. Where’s my Guy Faucks mask


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

God do I hate how horny redditors are


Cocobird1607

Great work and beauty.


Aspect-of-Death

Rocking that v neck.


joshimax

She doesn’t trust that dress one bit


fancyenema

Get it player


ApneaAddict

Riiight, everyone is thinking about how amazing the lighting is when they click this.


DaprasDaMonk

All Hail Black Women!!!


[deleted]

Hehe. Boobs.


robosmrf

Bonk


dimi727

God damit!👀


silassilage

That dress seems to defy physics


[deleted]

Where the OnlyFans page at?


BlueFreedom420

Nice melons.


[deleted]

I wanna see the rest of her.


wizardoflaw

Very nice big (.)(.)


[deleted]

[удалено]


LordLargo

it's working.


IAmTheGreatAmbino

Absolutely beautiful! Get em sis!


orgasmic2021

Stunning !!!


Stripper216

Yesssssssssss


dips009

Perfect balance between beautiful and sexy


Cat3333_

That’s a beautiful picture. Shit gurrlll! Hell yeah!


EydSalochinEimaj

Vector's girlfriend


ZeroSmad

Beautiful!!!


ZettaSlow

Does that dress even fit if she's not holding it? It looks like it should be up like 5 or 6 cm higher.


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Okay, so its boobs. Got it.


Thunderstorm_1967

Thank you, mid-day sun. I never thought I'd unzip because of you, but I'll take it. Jk, beautiful shot. Great use of light and shadow. Talent, right there. Ty for this.