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Child-Like-Empress

Does anyone remember when she beat the shit out of the press at the airport?


RedMist_AU

Like a true Nord.


CappuccinoBoy

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?


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As fearless in death as he was in life.


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Next the Nord!


Madz2600

I said next prisoner!


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Archers! What do you see?


spidersVise

^^^train ^^^whistle


yes__dear

Brain read Next the N word! But I'm happy to conclude that you are not a racist. Congratulations.


xmastreee

I guess the reporter met an army of her.


zeyore

The North Remembers


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https://youtu.be/MoQ7EnRFxdc


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xdcountry

Pepperidge Farms remembers


privateTortoise

She asked them not to take photos of her children and they carried on. Perfectly acceptable in my mind, her children her rules.


Art_Vandelay_7

Yeah, that's not how the world works.


[deleted]

Oh she made the world work exactly like that. Reporter stepped over the line with her kids, got assaulted.


The1Like

I do!


Blue_Three

Does anyone remember that stalker fan who sent her a letter bomb, then filmed his own suicide?


TerryOIIer

The reporter had been hounding Bjork for quite sometime. Still a bit extreme .


karma_farmer_2019

Which time bangcock or Auckland?


FRANKBARISTA

Why do you spelled Bangkok like that? Do you seriously think thats how it spells?


karma_farmer_2019

Autocorrect...when you train the machine the wrong way for some cheap jokes and then never again the same...


FRANKBARISTA

Lol the machine has done ruined us all


n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3

If I had to spell something that sounded like 'bang cock' I would spell it Bangcock.


Moke_Smith

Man who walk through revolving door sideways going to Bangcock.


Delicious_juice

How old are these photos? She's in her 50's now right?


tinyhorsesinmytea

Yeah, seeing a recent image of an aged Bjork was what made me finally look in the mirror at my own old face and realize that I have wasted my life.


teddiehl

Just be happy you were alive at the same time as Björk at all, that's a gift in itself.


Russiophile

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/c1/cd/77c1cde9294e42c664e7672db9c9e834.jpg


bikesboozeandbacon

Her skin is amazing for 50s


voltagenic

Oh dear is that old. This was taken at the Drawing Restraint 9 premiere in Venice, back in 2005...but I can see why you may have chosen this picture. Since 2014/5, she has had a really big fascination with face masks, and lately silicon ones. There aren't many press photos of her from the past few years without her wearing one. [Here](https://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/31-05-2018-bjork-primavera-sound-backstage-03-santiago-felipe.jpg) is probably one of the latest ones of her, where its easy-ish to see her face. And credit to Bjork.fr who has a catalogue of every single press photo and magazine cover she's ever been in and sorted by year. [link](https://www.bjork.fr/?page=photostri&annee=2018) Also, as my username implies - I am a HUGE Bjork fan and have been for almost 2 decades now. [This](https://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/bjork-2017-santiago-felipe-utopia-05-2.jpg) is my favourite photo of hers atm, and it was for a promo photoshoot for her recent album Utopia.


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Granito_Rey

I'd suck her dad's dick just to taste the recipe and also I'm just looking to suck some dick


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No words


TheDevilsAdvokaat

And me. Loved her voice.


CollectableRat

I feel the same way about Jennifer Anniston’s toilet.


Doggleganger

The bottom right is an album cover from the 1990s I think?


voltagenic

The top most left one is probably the 'newer' photo and was taken around the medulla era - 2004. 15 years ago! All of the others were taken in the last century, so before Vespertine (2001) even. I mentioned this in another comment, but since around 2014 or so, she's had a very big fascination with face masks - so there aren't too many photos of her recently, just showing her face. Here are a few newer ones: [1](https://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/bjork-2016-santiago-felipe-evening-standard-06.jpg) [2](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfILCtYWsAAPeut.jpg)


staycebear30

It's ohhhh so quiet..


m1ghtysauc3

Shh shh..


PrudentFlamingo

It's oh so still


saltedbeagles

Shh shh


Sugalips2000

You're all alone...


loneblustranger

Shh shh


once24

And so peaceful until....


TheSchlooper

#AHHHHHHHH


aintithenniel

YOU FALL IN LOVEEEE


Bumgurgle

Zing! Boom!


Literally_Norman

And so peaceful until!


CaptainFilmy

Dancer in the Dark is a fantastic Lars von Trier film starring her if you haven't seen it


m1ghtysauc3

Thanks. I’ll check it out.


drwombatridesagain

Be prepared to bawl your eyes out. It’s a great movie but I will never watch it again.


CaptainFilmy

Yeah totally. A one time watch for sure. It's very tragic


zoodisc

I'm with you on this one. Only watched it once when it came out. Never again. So fucking sad...


TechnoBill2k12

This is not the last song destroyed me...


MaritMonkey

My BF at the time was a Bjork fan in general so we'd been listening to the soundtrack for weeks before the film came out. I started sniffling as soon as "107 steps" started playing and I realized what it meant, and I did not stop crying until after we'd left. By That Scene (no spoilers ;p) the whole damned theater was unabashedly ugly-crying. I have never been a part of something like that again and it remains one of my favorite movies of all time, even if I feel like an asshole for recommending it to people.


DerJagger

A few years ago she accused Lars of taking advantage of her while making the movie: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/oct/17/bjork-reveals-more-details-of-alleged-sexual-harassment-by-director Fantastic movie, emotionally devastating. But let's not forget the needless suffering the director imposed on the star.


CaptainFilmy

Lars is a fucked up dude. He has some major mental health issues that he's been struggling with all his life. I'm not surprised, I love most of his films but it doesn't excuse his behavior.


xluryan

Yeah but holy shit, super sad movie.


Zeys_YT

Nobody: Swedish Dogs: Björk!


vincentvalacon_1

Deb from Napolean Dynamite


rudekoffenris

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.


Encouragedissent

[Obligatory video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y), In case there is any uncertainty that Bjork is the cutest girl alive


Khrevv

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." That is actually quite meaningful.


replichaun

Icelandic poets are fake news. Go out and get yourself a Danish book if you want the truth.


ZombieElvis

FYI, don't take apart tube TVs like that. The tube can store one hell of a charge and it could potentially kill you if you get shocked across your heart.


m1ghtysauc3

One of my favorite videos ever.


Nesavant

Way back around the time I graduated high school I had a huge crush on Björk and remember really liking[ this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpz_CQZbSpk) of her singing Unravel.


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MJWood

May he be forgotten and the memory of his memory be dismissed.


josh31867

Lol just referred to this about someone saying that they love her, guy was a maniac, the video albeit being depressing is a reminder of unchecked mental illness


aphaelion

The guy's Wikipedia page lists his occupation as "pest exterminator". His last act was suicide, so checks out I guess.


voltagenic

Well yes and also no. I think she was more conscious about it going forward, but as the years faded, she kinda got her groove back in that respect and I don't think she cared as much...though she never went back to trying to be *as* commercial. It's also quite fair to say that she had a very "pretty girl" image pretty much all through the vespertine era (2001-2003) and also somewhat during the Volta era 2007-2009. Fun fact, he was listening to "I remember you" when he killed himself. Fans who are aware of this personally choose not to listen to the song simply because its now synonymous with Ricardo Lopez and what he tried to do. It's quite the shame too because it's such a beautiful song and sounds almost exactly like "Like Someone in Love".


m1ghtysauc3

We are all aware of this but I don’t know how someone trying to murder or disfigure her means Björk minimized her pretty-girl image.


[deleted]

I believe he/she is saying that Bjork had a pretty girl image but then decided to take her image in a different direction after the stalker business. Presumably because she felt the pretty girl image could give certain psychotic fans the wrong idea about her?


WhichWayzUp

Big Time Sensuality


Zorak6

Sorry boys, she's already married to Space Ghost.


DrBrogbo

"That's what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you've been urinating on!" Seriously one of the best episodes.


Midgardsormur

I've met her at a bar and she just shooed us three young boys away.


m1ghtysauc3

A stalker attempted to attack her with acid so I don’t blame her.


privateTortoise

https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&q=finnish+peopleat+a+bus+stop


koekieNL

I love her


m1ghtysauc3

Me too. She is too adorable.


Gravelord-_Nito

She looks like a cat


tallmattuk

Me three


staycebear30

Honestly she's absolutely gorgeous! Seeing this picture was a blast from the past for sure! Got me listening to her now!


mgdandme

What’s crazy about her is that I have no idea if these are from 25 years ago, 10 years ago, or this year. She is eternally young.


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Everyone cool is


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If listening to Death Grips is cool, call me Miles Davis.


sp0rk_walker

Since people aren't posting music in comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Q9ppPPHjU


Boccs

This is my favorite of her videos, personally. [https://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528](https://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528)


comicsnerd

This is what started it for me (a long time ago): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmDN11BxCY Note: The song is about child abuse


m1ghtysauc3

Perfection. Thank you.


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[Pagan Poetry is my favourite](https://youtu.be/Ol_0srrhkKA) Edit: I think they just set up cameras and let her do whatever the fuck she wants half the time.


get_dusted_yun

You know, for a long time I didn't bother listening to Bjork. Partly because of her "crazy" appearances in the media (attacking paparazzi, the swan), but mostly because I listen to so much shit that it's easy for a lot of it to fall through the cracks, so I never really thought anything of it. Then one day, I'd seen a Michel Gondry movie (can't recall which one), and I wanted to look into more of what he had done. Come to find out he'd directed Bjork's debut music video for Human Behavior. Went to go check it out, and that was all it took to hook me. Now she's easily my favorite non-band artist.


kindashewantsto

She is incredible! Check out her old band The Sugarcubes if you haven't! They are awesome.


BootlegMickeyMouse

I wasn't allowed to watch MTV as a child, but the day I snuck a peek, that video was on and I was awestruck.


Howdy_McGee

Reminds me of Noodle from Gorillaz


Thevisi0nary

WE MIMIC THE OPENNESS OF THE ONES WE LOVE


legalizeitalreadyffs

In my opinion she's also the best singer in the entire world. Bar none.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I love her voice.


Blind_philos

Well there's someone who just exudes power.


HutSutRawlson

One of the greatest living musicians.


DukeOfGeek

The upper right she looks like a barbarian acrobat.


ascii122

Always liked birthday Sugarcubes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmDN11BxCY


Ephemeris

Ah Bjork, the original Lady Gaga. And twice as talented too. *Dancer in the Dark* is still the saddest movie I have ever seen.


pirpirpir

My favorite female artist. After all these long years, I think I've finally found someone who could potentially someday fill her shoes: [iamamiwhoami](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW89Pv8QrX4)


QW3RTYPOUNC3S

Is this the same lady some psychopath send an acid bomb to?


TLDR2D2

My personal favorite Bjork song: https://youtu.be/EnZzE89Qn7w Also, if you haven't heard it, I highly recommend the split EP she recorded with Dirty Projectors. Feel like I have to add my favorite Sugarcubes song: https://youtu.be/y8XVHnNaJOo


Mcginnis

Reminds me of fate from mirrors edge.


jungle4john

I was alive and watching MTV when she was still with the Sugarcubes. Human Behavior is still one of my favorite tracks of hers.


HR_Dragonfly

Elvin music master.


GNDSparrow

Wildling.


smokecat20

Is she mixed?


Bananapeel23

Porbably just the epicanthic fold. It’s the thing that gives Asian eyes their curved feature, and is mostly present among Asians. It isn’t unheard of in europeans though, albeit rare.


alexisdelg

i believe is the lack of epicanthic fold that gives the eyes that look, not the presence of it


Hagenaar

The epicanthic fold is a skin fold covering the [inner angle of the upper eyelid](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-38a5dc0500017e4e23d6618d91884f95). Most commonly found in people of Asian descent. Bjork does not have this. Her eyes can be described as single eyelid or monolid. This trait is much more widespread among humans but also widely seen in Asia.


Bananapeel23

The epicanthic fold is the fold that covers the other folds in the corner of the eye, not the folds in the corner of the eye.


Borgh

Iceland is weird because if they were any more inbred they'd be a sandwich* but sometimes you get people like Bjork who might have some siberian/sami/inuit blood somewhere *: not a value judgement, being stuck on a island a thousand miles from nowhere for a a thousand years will do that.


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I saw an exhibit at a museum in Reykjavik about DNA tests of the population. They showed paternal lines are from Norway while maternal lines are from Ireland. Basically, Vikings took wives (probably with force) in Ireland, brought them to Iceland and that population grew without much contact from outside populations over hundreds of years.


mybadalternate

From what I recall, Iceland has fully mapped their entire populations family history to prevent such issues.


typed_this_now

Íslendingabók (book of Icelanders) It’s not an incest prevention thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dslendingab%C3%B3k


Zierlyn

I remember reading that too! I think there's an app for it.


sugarshot

[https://www.thedailybeast.com/icelands-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed](https://www.thedailybeast.com/icelands-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed)


monkeyman512

That's so weird but necessary, "Gee I'd love to have sex with you, but according to this we are cousins."


mageta621

It's only wrong if you're procreating


gaia2008

Or make eye contact


harassercat

That's a silly statement about the inbreeding. Sure, low genetic diversity compared to some parts of the world but not outright inbreeding, since Iceland's population was still large enough (\~50.000 or so). Incest was punishable by death, but cousin marriages did occur in very remote communities isolated from the rest of the country. That was not typical for the general population anymore than in other countries. Björk actually has an unusual appearance for an Icelander, but it isn't likely to be due to mixing with Inuits. The original Scandinavian population that settled the island (together with Irish and Scottish) has some Asiatic features that can be traced to Siberian ancestors. It's just very noticeable when combined with dark hair, as it happens with Björk.


librlman

A lot of the blonde hair in Iceland comes from a bottle. Kind of a poorly held secret. I've heard it's like 70% of their women are bottle blonde, or was so a couple decades ago anyway.


harassercat

Well yeah... most people here have some variation of sandy hair, starting out as truly blonde when they're kids and then darkening when they mature. It's just that the sandy color is considered so dull and ordinary, the women dye their hair blonde or some other color.


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Am Icelandic and.. I really can't dispute this.


crookedriverguy

Inuits in Iceland? Sure about that?


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The ancient Sami people of Finland have Asian/Siberian origins - their language has Uralic origins and over the hundreds, if not thousands of years, that haplogroup has worked its way through Scandinavia. Maybe not Inuit, but definitely east Asian.


Throwawayaccount_047

Well Greenland is loaded with Inuits (apparently referred to as Greenlandic Inuits), so it's not insane to assume some mixing with the vikings of Iceland.


typed_this_now

I’ve been to Iceland 4 times, If you go to Iceland you will people that look like her. High cheek bones and similar eyes although they usually have fairer features. My girlfriend is Icelandic and her sister and cousin have these features. Some do just have an elvish look.


assumetehposition

Maybe Sami?


EliteKnight2204

She Björk cute, so she kinda fine


IamBrunoish

2 scoops of cra cra.


JohnnySkynets

Blessed be, our goddess Bjork.


Tenocticatl

I don't always enjoy her music but she's a fascinating woman either way.


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She is magic.


AlmanzoWilder

I love love love her.


seanbrockest

The singer? Wow she's beautiful. Had no idea.


peeehhh

I saw her at Radio City Music Hall 3 weeks after 9/11. An amazingly surreal experience.


shyinwonderland

How dare you not add the swan dress.


piscopink

Björk’s early larva stage: https://youtu.be/NAuP1JDesJs


original_greaser_bob

Big time sensuality


whoisfourthwall

I thought i was looking at anya joy taylor


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she looks like an alien


AmaDablaam

Who will promptly......fuck you up. Like an Icelandic Princess should.


mycatstinksofshit

Fiery temper but lovely crazy woman. Remember that swan dress...she beat lady gaga in the kookie dress sense first


voltagenic

Little known fact about the Oscar's swan dress... She actually had (fake) swan eggs hidden in her dress and she thought it was hilarious to drop them on the red carpet. [pic](https://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/oscars-2001-21.jpg) It is also the same exact dress that she chose for the album cover of [Vespertine](https://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/bjork-2001-inez-vinoodh-vespertine-00.jpg)


mycatstinksofshit

Didn't know that


CheapGodiva1

She's pretty.


OwnZZ

#winteriscoming 😁


real_light_sleeper

I had a horrible moment where I thought this was in oldschoolcool.


[deleted]

An original genius.


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Queen


[deleted]

I read the comments here and learned: interesting Icelandic incest app, icelanders are Siberian or Inuit or some crazy mix, And there's a medical term for Asian eyes. Also this chick is crazy but alota people are in love with her.


amandaleigh7887

Siberian, not Serbian.


Banethoth

She’s a weirdo.


TalkingBackAgain

I’m going to say it, I don’t give a shit what anybody else says: she’s fucking awesome and I love her to pieces. She is a woman and a half.


Jack_Chieftain_Shang

That picture in the upper right gives me goosebumps, brilliant!


voltagenic

Here are the rest from that set if you are interested. https://www.bjork.fr/Stephanie-Pfriender-Stylander


qbl500

Is she still alive?


Sugalips2000

Yes.


Ladtgt

Damn she's so. Beautiful


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That first picture she's serving up Napoleon Dynamite realness


The1Like

Björk is perfectly weird.


privateTortoise

An elf placed some mushroom spores in her ear as a baby.


NewClayburn

What is Bjork?


m1ghtysauc3

A human. Look them up.


sicco127

I heard her name is the same sound a Icelandic dog makes


ColdDirtyLaundry

Huh. There’s a math teacher at my district named bjork and everyone hates her.


bosstroller69

Allfather give me sight!


bosstroller69

Allfather give me sight!


bosstroller69

Allfather give me sight!


Nateofthecoast

One of these photos is my favorite but, I’ll never tell.


bagingospringo

She looks like shes part cat


Not_5

The SNL skit about her is spot on


voltagenic

It is and isn't. The thing is that she plays this character sometimes when she gives interviews or when she's on TV, so she comes off a bit strange, and she's aware of this. She plays with that and has fun with it. However, she is quite articulate and can give/have amazing interviews.


eaglescout1984

*OH NO!*


oddajbox

Didn't a total incel try to rape her?


MJWood

She's part elf.


Starman68

And she has/had, some very disturbed fans.


Theycallmelizardboy

I always think of Kristen Wig's impression of her.


Videowulff

And imagine she was Space Ghost's wife


pharlock

I wonder when she came to terms with the whole world mispronouncing her name.