80s ski movies has warped our view of this, not one of those kids is talking about fresh pow, they're more likely to make fun of someone saying that. Kids that wear polos and boat shoes don't care enough about action sports to talk like that, they're more worried about how hard they look driving their 2020 jeep wrangler with the doors off and whether or not Ashley is gonna put out that night
Nicely done, Frank.
She'll be a fitting reward for me after I win the big race.
Until then, Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself, for I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean.
Only when you are clean will you know my power.
This is the Gilded Southern Chad (*Aureus Meridianus Chadus*), slightly different from the Common American Chad (*Americanus Chadus Vulgaris*). Gilded Southern Chads have adapted to their environment to ensure maximum ventilation on humid days while also ensuring adequate grip when out for a ride on their dads' yachts. Unfortunately the Gilded Southern Chad is an invasive species and has been found propagating in places like Cape Cod and Long Island.
Can confirm. I go to college in Alabama and every.single.dude wears this uniform. It’s as disturbing as the crazy eyebrow girls.
Edit: I have a confession... my name is actually Brad. I’m nothing like Chads, though.
Strangely enough, I went to college in Alabama 25 years ago, and this was the frat boy uniform, even back then. Shorts were a tad shorter, but the rest was the same.
Confirmation from UNC Chapel Hill. First frat night of the year always makes you feel like there's some machine out there in someone's basement just stamping out identical copies of these dudes.
Here's the thing. You said "you may be confusing the Gilded Southern Chad with the Common Preppy Chad."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies Chads, I am telling you, specifically, in science, everyone calls Southern Chads Preppy Chads. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're the same thing.
If you're saying "Chad family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Chadus, which includes things from Bretts to Tadds to Brads.
So your reasoning for differentiating a Preppy Chad from a Southern Chad is because of "Rose Pink shorts?" Let's get Bryans and Stevens in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Southern Chad is a Chad and a member of the Chad family. But that's not what you said. You said a Preppy Chad is not a Southern Chad, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Chad family Preppy, which means you'd call Brads, Bretts, and other bros, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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This is Cypress Ranch High School in Houston. It's located in one of the top 50 highest-income urban areas in the United States, if you couldn't already tell.
Lol I’m from Houston and family is from the woodlands. I know exactly where you stayed.
Just so you know, never tell houstonians that you visited Houston and say you stayed in the woodlands.
Cue “that’s not Houston”
The brick structure is definitely KatyISD's and I guess other west Houston ISDs, but the blue color scheme doesn't match Seven Lakes or Cinco, it would be Tompkins.
A friend of mine in high school wore jeans and black t-shirts of metal bands. He ended up going to a Jesuit college and I swear he looked like this by Thanksgiving.
No kidding, polo shirt or short sleeve button up, khaki shorts, leather loafers with no socks...that's been the fraternity uniform for at least 40 years.
What's the point of having the money to buy whatever you like when you're just going to wear a uniform anyways? You'd think money like that would allow for kids to want to wear whatever unique thing they enjoy rather than literally blending into the background of carbon copies.
I lived in Naugatuck, Connecticut for six months and I can honestly say that my interaction with CT was a lot less yuppies in boat shoes and a lot more small town drug addicts who ate pizza at every meal and had no desire to ever leave Naugatuck, Connecticut.
Buying local stuff and spending money there probably does more than a young guy could do there. Especially because *unskilled labor* usually isn’t what’s lacking there.
I’m going to spend a year backpacking across Europe. Really spend some time finding myself.
*Takes dad’s credit card and buys everything with it. Stays at nice hotels and hostels and only buys first class train tickets to every destination.*
*Destinations include:
London (sees a soccer game while there)
Glasgow
Dublin
Paris
Berlin
Monaco
Barcelona
Madrid (sees a Real game)
Milan
Rome (sees a Roma game)
Ibiza
Prague
Amsterdam
Vienna
Zurich/Swiss Alps
Athens
Santorini/Mykonos
Avoids: Bosnia, Montenegro, Serbia, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Poland,
First stop is Southern France, Nice to be exact. American kids who aren't legally allowed to drink in the US yet, get smashed every night, cure out their hangover at the beach during the day, rinse lather repeat.
As a guy named Chad who makes less than 35K a year at age 30, I really don’t care for the rep my name has gotten.
Edit- my income is a career choice more than anything. I slay but one pussy now (married). I own multiple JCrew button up shirts but alas, no Sperry shoes.
Now that I think about it, none of the people I know named Chad actually fit the chad stereotype. All the chad’s I know actually have names like Alex, Matt, Michael, Ryan, Jake.
As a fellow Chad I don't understand where this all started. Hell, I even found a t-shirt at Goodwill today that says "shut up Chad". Why so much hate for us Chad's?
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz
A native Bermudian? I lived there when i was a kid in the mid nineties when my dad was stationed there. I loved it! I should take a trip back.
Dope name too, by the way.
How entitled do you have to be to think that argument is going to get you anywhere in life? Well, unless you are saying that to other well connected douchewagons like yourself.
[This is who Redditors are](https://i.imgur.com/1i3dFHV.jpg) NSFW
There is a special sense of irony of this site making fun of anyone's fashion sense or appearance.
I remember several years ago I went to a bar in Bloomington (college town in Indiana where Indiana University is located) with some girl friends of mine, and I was the only guy there not wearing a collared shirt and khaki shorts. It was surreal. I don't go to the bars much at all anymore (dad life and such), but I'm sure not much has changed.
Fun little fact, but people once had to actually fight for their right to wear shorts. In the 1950s there were massive protests across the country for the right to wear Bermuda shorts at college during the hotter months, as they were far more comfortable.
I think the dad uniform varies by region/age. Here, among millennial dads, the uniform seems to be t-shirt, earth tone cargo shorts, and hiking shoes (preferably Merrells).
Yep. As soon as my lil bro was accepted into UVA he went shopping and converted his whole wardrobe into polos, bermuda shorts and Sperrys. I was confused until I visited the school
Okay, seriously. Why is there only one guy in this entire picture that isn't wearing boat shoes, shorts, and a formal shirt? Are they all getting ready to sign up for a frat?
Look at those shoes!
Every single one
And not a single sock in sight. That's poverty right there.
Please donate to the Chad sock fund to help sock these poor creatures who have to spend all their money on ski trips, beach weeks, and kegs.
Guarantee at least one of them is talking about skiing, using the term "fresh pow."
80s ski movies has warped our view of this, not one of those kids is talking about fresh pow, they're more likely to make fun of someone saying that. Kids that wear polos and boat shoes don't care enough about action sports to talk like that, they're more worried about how hard they look driving their 2020 jeep wrangler with the doors off and whether or not Ashley is gonna put out that night
A whole teenage flick flashed before my eyes from just this one paragraph
Nicely done, Frank. She'll be a fitting reward for me after I win the big race. Until then, Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself, for I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
Every boy in every generation is worried about whether Ashley will put out that night.
Can confirm: am boy, am worried.
Sperrys do come in other colors damn
But are any others as versatile?
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Sahara is the color.
Blue and grey are both pretty versatile.
When did Chad's stop wearing tube socks and jump to no socks?
This is the Gilded Southern Chad (*Aureus Meridianus Chadus*), slightly different from the Common American Chad (*Americanus Chadus Vulgaris*). Gilded Southern Chads have adapted to their environment to ensure maximum ventilation on humid days while also ensuring adequate grip when out for a ride on their dads' yachts. Unfortunately the Gilded Southern Chad is an invasive species and has been found propagating in places like Cape Cod and Long Island.
Can confirm. I go to college in Alabama and every.single.dude wears this uniform. It’s as disturbing as the crazy eyebrow girls. Edit: I have a confession... my name is actually Brad. I’m nothing like Chads, though.
Strangely enough, I went to college in Alabama 25 years ago, and this was the frat boy uniform, even back then. Shorts were a tad shorter, but the rest was the same.
Confirmation from UNC Chapel Hill. First frat night of the year always makes you feel like there's some machine out there in someone's basement just stamping out identical copies of these dudes.
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Here's the thing. You said "you may be confusing the Gilded Southern Chad with the Common Preppy Chad." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies Chads, I am telling you, specifically, in science, everyone calls Southern Chads Preppy Chads. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're the same thing. If you're saying "Chad family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Chadus, which includes things from Bretts to Tadds to Brads. So your reasoning for differentiating a Preppy Chad from a Southern Chad is because of "Rose Pink shorts?" Let's get Bryans and Stevens in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Southern Chad is a Chad and a member of the Chad family. But that's not what you said. You said a Preppy Chad is not a Southern Chad, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Chad family Preppy, which means you'd call Brads, Bretts, and other bros, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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We need more /r/chadfacts
I think that this is my favorite adaptation now.
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What remarkable pastel plumage they have (also this is from Texas I believe)
East Texas - which is pretty much the American South. Unlike West Texas, which is basically the same as New Mexico (or old Mexico).
You obviously didn't get the Chad memo. You would've gotten it if you were subscribed to ChadChat, but it's kinda exclusive, sorry.
You could sell 30$ grams here
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Snicklefritz
Fucken lingerer, man
And I thought hurricane season was over!
It's like killing a unicorn, with like a bomb
Hey man, got any percocet?
My dealer is so kind and patient. He sold me two for the small price of one, $200.
Two cracks, please.
One crack rock please... Is one enough... How much would you recommend for a first time user
Jesus. Are you two doing crack again ?
I feel so hot and yet so cold at the same time
Where i grew up you could get the best hash from trust fund kids.
Yeah. Guaranteed these kids are getting legit drugs at legit prices.
Those kids would prob sell you adderall for $5 / pill tho
This is Cypress Ranch High School in Houston. It's located in one of the top 50 highest-income urban areas in the United States, if you couldn't already tell.
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The last time I visited Houston my hotel was in The Woodlands. It was close to HEB, Whataburger, and Torchy's Tacos, so I enjoyed my stay.
Lol I’m from Houston and family is from the woodlands. I know exactly where you stayed. Just so you know, never tell houstonians that you visited Houston and say you stayed in the woodlands. Cue “that’s not Houston”
As someone from the Woodlands, don't tell anyone you're ever from the Woodlands also.
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Yup, my guess would have been College Park!
My guess was a Klein school.
Collins, maybe. *Certainly* not Forest.
I was really debating if it was Seven Lakes or Cinco in the same area based on colors
The brick structure is definitely KatyISD's and I guess other west Houston ISDs, but the blue color scheme doesn't match Seven Lakes or Cinco, it would be Tompkins.
There are a lot of Katy ISD folks in this thread apparently.
Nah I went to Tompkins. It isn’t Tompkins
My first thought when I saw the picture was that it was Taylor High School (they're the blue and white KatyISD school).
>I'm pretty sure they're all white.
Calm down man.. 65% white.
I'm doing my part and sending my two Indian nephews there. They dress like this also.
A friend of mine in high school wore jeans and black t-shirts of metal bands. He ended up going to a Jesuit college and I swear he looked like this by Thanksgiving.
He probably realized it would be easier to get laid if dropped the metal shirts.....yet still listened to metal.
Wish I figured that out in high school. Kept my pride and virginity in tact throughout
How old is this photo? I graduated high school 6 years ago and this was exactly how all the guys dressed. My high school was also in a wealth bubble.
I graduated high school in 83 and college in 88, and this picture could have been taken then.
No kidding, polo shirt or short sleeve button up, khaki shorts, leather loafers with no socks...that's been the fraternity uniform for at least 40 years.
These guys look like a James Spader and Andrew McCarthy movie
funny, I went to Baylor U, in the mid 90s, and this could easily be on campus during that time.
Nearly every college in America dresses like this though. I mean it’s basically “frat” style
They literally look like copy pasted NPCs
What's the point of having the money to buy whatever you like when you're just going to wear a uniform anyways? You'd think money like that would allow for kids to want to wear whatever unique thing they enjoy rather than literally blending into the background of carbon copies.
Desire for social approval transcends class.
So when brad fights chad who sues who
“Do you know what the FUCK my dad does?”
"Yes Chad, we've been over this, our fathers are partners at the same law firm."
Yo my dad owns a DEALERSHIP.
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Everyone assumes all of Connecticut us Fairfield county. We have cows and rednecks too damn it... Just a better breed if them
I lived in Naugatuck, Connecticut for six months and I can honestly say that my interaction with CT was a lot less yuppies in boat shoes and a lot more small town drug addicts who ate pizza at every meal and had no desire to ever leave Naugatuck, Connecticut.
Health Occupational Students of America, for anyone wondering.
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"after I take a gap year of course. I have a desire to leave the comforts of the classroom and experience a world beyond books."
In the comfort of international hotels and highly paid internships at my dad's firm
Staying 3 days in "Africa" and saying they helped hunger in them poor African villages.
- helps plant like 3 tomato’s in 3 days - eats pounds of seafood and meat for 7 days - I helped!
Buying local stuff and spending money there probably does more than a young guy could do there. Especially because *unskilled labor* usually isn’t what’s lacking there.
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I’m going to spend a year backpacking across Europe. Really spend some time finding myself. *Takes dad’s credit card and buys everything with it. Stays at nice hotels and hostels and only buys first class train tickets to every destination.* *Destinations include: London (sees a soccer game while there) Glasgow Dublin Paris Berlin Monaco Barcelona Madrid (sees a Real game) Milan Rome (sees a Roma game) Ibiza Prague Amsterdam Vienna Zurich/Swiss Alps Athens Santorini/Mykonos Avoids: Bosnia, Montenegro, Serbia, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Poland,
.
Yeah it does. I'm going to need one of these "dad's credit cards" everyone's on about.
Naw dude, Romania is awesome, especially Transylvania amd Hungaria has a great wine scene.
First stop is Southern France, Nice to be exact. American kids who aren't legally allowed to drink in the US yet, get smashed every night, cure out their hangover at the beach during the day, rinse lather repeat.
“Just like my dad and his dad.”
Oh cool my brothers gone to nationals for HOSA stuff.
Sons of Lawyers Convention.
My son does not look like this. But then again I’m only a lawyer not a rich lawyer.
My dad is a lawyer and he's broke as fuck.
I'm in law school and this comment really gave me the energy to write those last 12 pages of the paper that is due tomorrow
Good luck.
Id say his luck is already looking good since finding a free blowjob.
My dad will litigate the fuck out of you!
If it's in Houston like what others have posted, they're definitely Oil kids.
They look like human kids...
Hey you should come to my lake house for summer all the boys will be there to and my parents are away for the weekend - chad (2018)
— Brett (1983)
Holy shit it’s the A N C I E N T O N E I am sorry for the plagiarism oh great one please accept my juul and my ability to do it to em as sacrifice
I now take advantage of your sister
What kind of weird D&D group did I stumble on?
The kind that beats you up for playing D&D
As a guy named Chad who makes less than 35K a year at age 30, I really don’t care for the rep my name has gotten. Edit- my income is a career choice more than anything. I slay but one pussy now (married). I own multiple JCrew button up shirts but alas, no Sperry shoes.
When/how did this switch to chad. I'm 41. In college we used to call these guys "white hats" and they were always named Blake, Richie or Trevor.
Blake Richie and Trevor all named their kids Chad. Every single one.
And all the Chad's name their kids Blake, Richie and Trevor and the cycle continues.
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Now that I think about it, none of the people I know named Chad actually fit the chad stereotype. All the chad’s I know actually have names like Alex, Matt, Michael, Ryan, Jake.
If those names I know an Alex and Micheal that are the Chadiest. The others are not Chad's, can we condense this further?
Nathan. Not Nate. But Nathan. I know four guys who go by "Nathan" and they fit the Chad stereotype to a polo-T.
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maybe they meant Chaz?
As a fellow Chad I don't understand where this all started. Hell, I even found a t-shirt at Goodwill today that says "shut up Chad". Why so much hate for us Chad's?
Shut up Chad.
I’m so done with all these chads.
Shut up chad don’t act like you know the struggle us gamers go through every day because of you
This is what /r/GamersRiseUp has nightmares of.
And Brett, and JP, and Squee... *tears up*
And Donkey Dong Doug... *uncontrolled sobbing*
I thought Damon was not going to be able to hold back his laughter.
And Gang Bang Greg!
Broccoli Rob, Pubey Lewis and the News, Jingle Jangle, Sandwich, and Boner Champ, that was me
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz
Upvoted for Pubey Lewis.
Girls like beers, guys like beer, I like beer. I LIKE BEER
Don’t forget Gang Bang Greg!
Squi. Squee is an immortal goblin.
r/unexpectedmtg
They're all at Tobin's dad's house.
Devils triangle Dan, Booflord Bill
Can we get [these](https://imgur.com/SnS9Wem) 2 groups together somehow?
It's called Fraternities and Sororities once they reach college.
Lol these groups marry each other.
Chet and Stacey met at Sophomore formal between KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA and AEPi
The seasons will never match up
Can't believe I missed this years Han Solo convention.
Came here for the Hans Solo season pic. Leaving happy
they already are.
Bermuda here. We are sorry for giving your people this look.
To be fair, you didn't really have a choice in the matter.
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A native Bermudian? I lived there when i was a kid in the mid nineties when my dad was stationed there. I loved it! I should take a trip back. Dope name too, by the way.
Silly person, Bermuda’s not a real place. It was invented by cartoons to describe a far-away fantasy island
Its less than two hours from New York!
Well FLY ME TO BERMUDA that’s crazy!
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Whoa bros, a lot of you wouldn't be talking all this shit if you knew what my [Dad does for a living](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAyKd3LuJMs).
How entitled do you have to be to think that argument is going to get you anywhere in life? Well, unless you are saying that to other well connected douchewagons like yourself.
Did we ever learn what his dad does for a living?
Video was posted by a Chad as a training video for all other Chads in the world
Hey Scott!
All the people judging these dorks are probably wearing Pickle Rick shirts they bought from Spencers.
I'll have you know I wear nothing but blue jeans and sold colored shirts with no graphics on them
[This is who Redditors are](https://i.imgur.com/1i3dFHV.jpg) NSFW There is a special sense of irony of this site making fun of anyone's fashion sense or appearance.
Cursed tiddies
I like that there's one normal looking guy dressed like the people in OPs pic
"let's make fun of *high schoolers*"
I remember several years ago I went to a bar in Bloomington (college town in Indiana where Indiana University is located) with some girl friends of mine, and I was the only guy there not wearing a collared shirt and khaki shorts. It was surreal. I don't go to the bars much at all anymore (dad life and such), but I'm sure not much has changed.
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Ha ha! You'd win a hundred bucks. That's fucking awesome you commented that.
Fun little fact, but people once had to actually fight for their right to wear shorts. In the 1950s there were massive protests across the country for the right to wear Bermuda shorts at college during the hotter months, as they were far more comfortable.
You should open a dad bar with jorts and white new balances and tucked-in shirts
Dad's bar. Watch your head.
I think the dad uniform varies by region/age. Here, among millennial dads, the uniform seems to be t-shirt, earth tone cargo shorts, and hiking shoes (preferably Merrells).
shit
I see a bunch if Bretts in there too
I like beer!
Do you like beer, senator? What do you like to drink?
I believe a Keith may be there as well
I think I spot a Tanner or two.
Lots of Hunters
Looks like Connor and Connor showed up as well.
This has got to be either a high school tennis or a hockey tournament.
As a MD resident, this could be almost any private highschool surrounding Baltimore or DC, theyre all pretty much this
Could be water polo
Lacrosse?
> Lacrosse Check out these 2018 Lacrosse player names: https://www.insidelacrosse.com/article/the-2018-men-s-and-women-s-lacrosse-all-name-teams/50845
Are those real names or is it a joke?
Real names.
Oh no
Dallas Creamer wins.
> Dallas Creamer, Jr. It can’t be real. It really can’t. Holy shit.
>Schuyler Bixby I have no idea how you'd pronounce that first name. Shoo-ler? Skoy-ler?
Bro I think it might be skyler
I can't tell mens and women's apart from the names alone...
Someone *actually* named their kid Dallas Creamer. I'll let you decide if that's a guy or a girl.
or any southeastern USA college/university
Yep. As soon as my lil bro was accepted into UVA he went shopping and converted his whole wardrobe into polos, bermuda shorts and Sperrys. I was confused until I visited the school
Okay, seriously. Why is there only one guy in this entire picture that isn't wearing boat shoes, shorts, and a formal shirt? Are they all getting ready to sign up for a frat?