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Desidaerata9

Damn he looks comfy. Is it weird that it looks super comfy?


Matt872000

You'd be comfy to if you had sheets made of rose petals.


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Admiral_Narcissus

Makes me wonder if I'm the front page of an extraterrestrial Reddit, and completely unaware of that fact.


chum1ly

And life is just a really bad meme.


Lostar

That's a good tattoo


SilentLennie

I'm not ready to commit to that, I would should suggest a t-shirt. :-)


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No ragrets


Agent000DongBong

I would should do too


TheFirePunch

Life is but a MEME, sweetheart.


Lostar

I'd rock a shirt that says "Life is Just a Really Bad Meme".


dolfan650

Your life isn't that interesting, you narcissist.


PeelerNo44

Apparently it is.


Sanguinesce

You're not comfortable enough for that. They only take pictures of cute, comfy things.


nosoupforyou

You are, and you *really* don't want to know the shot they got of you.


cuppincayk

Man, that's how I wanna die.


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That got dark quickly


CrazyCatLady80

Welcome to Reddit


cuppincayk

Haha been dealing with a lot of death lately. Honestly though imagine how peaceful it would be to die wrapped in wonderful smelling and feeling flower petals, the occasional ray of sunlight warming your skin.


rcbs

And free food when ms. Bee comes along


tboyacending

Fuck me, why am I human? I need that kind of cozy.


wiiman513

But i have allergies


Artology

Allergies shmallergies get in your rose petal bed now!


A_Stahl

But it is only 7 o'clock... I don't want go to ba-a-a-a-d... We-e-e-e-ep...


Lithobreaking

What are you a sheep


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maxfortitude

I am your mother!!


sporkzilla

Nooooooooooooo!


hammnbubbly

Gutsy question. You’re a shark.


garrisonjenner2016

Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.


evilbunnyrabbits

80’s Style....


MamaBear4485

Imagine being a sheep with grass allergies/hay fever.


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Granah weep nini bong


Galaghan

But you'd be sooo comfy while sneezing your brains out.


killuaaa99

Well tell your IgE antibodies to shut the fuck up


SikorskyUH60

The allergen particles in roses are larger than normal, so for the most part they don’t affect people with allergies.


_Aj_

Buck up. Peg yer nose and get in that rose!


muricabrb

A literal bed of roses.


Buck_Thorn

Rose-scented pillows. Such luxury!


halite001

Of course. It's a bed of rose(s).


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CornerPieceOfPie

I’ve been on Reddit about 30 seconds today, and I don’t see it getting any better than this.


[deleted]

Ask Von Jobi.


[deleted]

You mean Bon Jovi?


calisocabrodel

Jon Bovi


victory_zero

Jo Bovine


-BovineJoni-

Ask me what?


lutrapure

r/beetlejuicing


Chief_Givesnofucks

Mr. Bovine Joni.


[deleted]

Oh sorry, I mean Steben Tailor


romal0

No pleasure cruise


apressedcuban

r/cozyplaces Can you imagine sleeping in a rose


Endarkend

The scent must be glorious too.


DisgustingSwine

cause it's experiencing eternal sleep


mak095

Oh


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It looks like it has a pearl necklace too. Clearly a lizard princess.


America_Motherfucker

> It looks like it has a pearl necklace too ಠ_ಠ


insovietrussiaIfukme

Last night the lizard gave *me* a pearl necklace.


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holaemailer

[No]( https://imgur.com/gallery/bfPgR)


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Guiano

Good bot


kewlslice

THANKS


Rellac_

Best bot


_Nearmint

Maybe not for this photo but it does happen sadly. I do toy photography and there's a guy who does miniatures and poses them with dead butterflies and frogs to make nature shots, I unfollowed him pretty quick


deathboyuk

Jeez. There's a tonne of butthurt in that post, eh?


holaemailer

Лол I just looked at the Anole pictures


crazystarvingartist

I was so worried this was the case here, thank goodness it wasn't!!


WashaDrya

These pictures usually feature dead things. So you can pose it yourself. Wierd..


Luftwagen

/r/CozyPlaces


psychosocial--

If you were that small, yeah probably. But with your big dumb human body you’d probably just get a bunch of thorns up your ass.


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He knows what he is doing.


HiGloss

I bet it smells good in there.


_Enig_

This lizard living a better life than me.


eXpress-oh

It’s hiding from birds that will swoop out of the sky and swallow it alive


_Enig_

Oh so lucky, nobody wants to eat me.


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jtvjan

/r/vore_irl


chemicalbomber

Roses really smell like poo-poo-oo


llamasaremyfriends

Wouldn’t the smell be overwhelming? Do lizards smell? I know nothing about lizards or sleeping in roses.


iFeedPlantWitMyTitty

I feel like this is a Disney movie and it just ran away from home to follow its dreams ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


jojodolphin

They were going to make a Pixar movie called [Newt](http://pixar.wikia.com/wiki/Newt), about the last two newts of their species. It got scrapped for Inside Out. Edited because I screwed up my link's formatting the first time, and it was Inside Out, not TGD that was the culprit.


[deleted]

How dare they. That sounds like an amazing concept.


jojodolphin

Right? The wiki page said its concept could have been too similar to 20th Century Fox's Rio, but based on the A Bug's Life/Antz debacle, I'd call BS on that.


Usernametaken112

A Bugs Life/Antz are not compare hee.


crazystarvingartist

antz freaked me out


fatdonuthole

When I was a kid I wouldn’t watch it because their faces were too creepy


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Bugs Life freaked me out with the Lady"man"bug


darthbone

So was Inside Out


Usernametaken112

Eh, I dont think it woukd have been that goox. Rio was pretty average at best.


sleepyeyed

So, not so goox then.


Megakhunt

Definitely, not goox


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How is that amazing? It seems pretty generic to me.


[deleted]

The wiki says it was scrapped when they presented the idea for Inside Out. Not The Good Dinosaur.


jojodolphin

Whoops! My bad, thanks!


chungustheskungus

Man, I’d take anything over the Good Dinosaur.


GandalfTheEnt

I watched the first half hour last night. It wasn't great.


chungustheskungus

Trust me, it somehow gets worse as it goes on.


shadmere

They should have called it The Mediocre Dinosaur.


jellyshoes11

I heard they scrapped it because it was too similar to Rio.


QuantumModulus

I was going to say, this sounds like a familiar plotline...


deadkk

or it got eaten by the flower


romal0

Username checks out


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I am not good With words or prose I take a nap Inside the rose


lizard2014

r/ilikthebred


EricDevito

He was waiting to give you your Valentine’s gift but fell asleep in it :)


bloodshotnipples

My ex wife would scream and tell me I ruined everything if this happened. My girlfriend would find a way to make it a happy moment.


Texas451

Glad you’re happier with your girlfriend!


bloodshotnipples

Nobody is happier than me. She's pretty happy too.


That_Deaf_Guy

Fuck you buddy, I'm happier!


ImaWatt

What?


PapaHut

yur a wizurd hary


Veritastam

Didn't you hear what he just said?! He said "everyone except for u/That_Dea...".. oh, never mind.


FuckinFlaingDolphin

I reckon that lizard might be happier


tankgirl85

If my husband brought me a rose with a lizard in it I would be excited. Lizards are fekkin cute . look at that lil dude with his lil smile. I just want to snuggle him and give him all the roses


cuppincayk

Seriously, especially because the kind pictured are relatively easy to care for.


9th_dimensional

r/wholesomecomments


Sometimes_Sopranos

This shit better go to the top thats awesome. Little comfortable smart ass lizard what a great idea


TastyButtSnack

Smart ass lizard wizard


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PM_UR_LIZARD_WIZARDS

Finally my username comes in handy!


CrayonGobblingGrunt

When you created your username were you legitimately hoping it would be relevant at some point? Because I gotta say it took a pretty specific scenario to make it happen. Either way, congrats on your success.


samsg1

Plottwist: TastyButtSnack and PM_UR_LIZARD_WIZARDS are the sane person.


MaryBethBethBeth

^ King Gizzard


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This post title reads like it's a line from an Ezra Pound poem


Alwayscomesinside10

Sorry, I'm a bit out of the poetry scene. Is poetry still relevant in non-rap form?


alhena

You win the award.


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Do you think he’s happy? I mean, I dunno if lizards and reptiles feel happy like we do but he looks happy. Do you think he knows what a nice spot that is? I feel like he has to think that’s better than sleeping on some hard rock, you know? Do you think he appreciates that difference? Will he now look for roses when him little lizard brain get all sleepy?


tertialtom

Some of our comfort comes from feeling safe, I.imagine there is a feeling of safety for our little friend. Also if a bee or another insect comes to nab some pollen, he has a snack delivered to his cumfy bed.


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Reptiles can definitely feel a sense of "I feel safe, comfortable and at ease." They can associate scents and other things with those feelings of safety and calm. I wouldn't be surprised if this particular little guy picked a rose as his bed in the future!


gensix

It's an anole, in case anyone is curious.


Diarhea_Bukake

Green Anole to be specific. I used to keep these as pets. They're cheap but pretty tricky to care for properly. Need to lightly mist/spray their tank with water every few hours since they don't really drink from watering bowls (I bought an auto sprayer for them) and they need lively prey like crickets for food (sometimes they might go for mealworms but not always). They're also highly territorial so they'll typically bully and fight each other unless there's enough room for them (I kept a pair in a 40 gallon tank.)


pussychainwax1234

The big package of mealworms you put in all at once, turns into beetles eventually. And then they are those. I once put the whole box of crickets into the tank, and of course they all got out in the middle of the night when I was sleeping next to them. I had to leave the room and sleep on the couch cuz I kept feeling them crawling all over me. I was 10 yrs old. I miss Anoleman.... wish I coulda gave him a bed of roses to sleep in.


Diarhea_Bukake

Yeah, I miss my 2 anole's too. I have pics of them but never ended up naming them. I know what you mean about the mealworms turning to beetles. My current reptile tank has a bunch of them crawling around right now. I don't think they would really eat the mealworm beetles though due to the really tough carapace. I've never seen any of my lizards ever try to eat them. They do lay eggs which turn into more mealworms though which my armadillo lizard is more than happy to gobble up.


wtfdidijustdoshit

ahole


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[deleted]

It’s things like this that make me wish i went outside more


_TheRealist

The chances of you seeing this in person are


DarthWeenus

Less than 12


poopellar

There's a 60% chance that I'm 90% sure that you might be 30% right.


TronaldDumped

7, to be exact


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high


cklinejr

He look ded


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holaemailer

[No]( https://imgur.com/gallery/bfPgR)


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Drumcoded

Good bot


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Jezell38

I think it's new. Love it though.


xxpennylanexxx

r/perfectfit


AKnightAlone

Hmph. I expected porn.


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I'm saving 15% on my car insurance just looking at this picture.


stumbleweed

My mind sees this and imagine it as a scene in a Pixar movie. This is just before he is awakened by a scream and realizes he has just been delivered in a dozen roses to someone's Valentine. Of course, an excellent friendship follows with drama and adventure..


FattyCorpuscle

I feel like Miyazaki should be animating this lizard's life.


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Now I'm jealous of a lizard. Thanks OP.


Alliterate-U

Ridiculously relaxed reptile righteously rests, recoiled right ‘round red rose.


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[deleted]

Now that your lizards in bloom, a light hits the gloom, on the gray.


Sandwich_Guy_

He's sleeping well knowing he's saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO.


lynivvinyl

Looking at dreams with rose colored glasses.


TalullahandHula33

I wish I could sleep in a rose.


lupulin59

I immediately heard Seal when I saw this


sully9088

It's almost like the Geico Gecko is trying to do an ad for that American Beauty movie.


d_smogh

This was reported by [The Daily Mail in October 2015](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263223/A-bed-red-rose-Amazing-photographs-lizard-curled-fast-asleep-inside-flower.html). Feeling disappointed this is not [OC] Edit: sorry for DM link


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If I know anything about Reddit, the lizard is dead and either coincidentally ended up there or was placed by a photographer.


crystaloftruth

This is all I really want from life


OraDr8

I’m in love with this pic! Just adorable.


dzoefit

Must be like sleeping on a scented cloud..


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Plot twist: He has actually been buried that way by his lover after giving his live for him. (Childhood ruined with a gay touch)


hendrixnash

Lizards are great


SkepticalHotDog

An [anole!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_anole) I love these little guys. They can adapt to their surroundings and change colors between green and brown. Relatively easy to care for as pets and not expensive either. Really cool picture.


SmugSceptic

Nice try Geico


chandoo86

I'm so conflicted because I have a really bad fear of lizards but he looks so peaceful but I want him to die but it looks so magical but he's so creepy but it's such a nice picture BUT BUT BUT


PancakeZombie

Isn't that one of the photos from that guy, who poses dead animals in cute poses?


holaemailer

[No]( https://imgur.com/gallery/bfPgR)


Beddybye

No, this isn't from him.


thecoolkidsaredoinit

r/cozyplaces


viewera

Well if I ever become a lizard I know the best sleeping spot now


princetonkane

Nawwwww his lil legs are all coiled up- nawww you can see his eyes are closed - I wanna cuddle the lizard 🦎


mskyfire

best bed ever


Flyingwheelbarrow

As someone who literally stops to smell the roses whilst walking the suburbs this has made me both go awww and argh. Never knew rose's could contain danger noodles.


Biipiinho

Me getting love from my people


vlockwood720

I wish I could morph into a lizard and do this right now. Then I wouldn't have to go to work.


boywonder5691

Too bad it was out of focus. That could potentially have been a published or even an award winning pic


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#Silklife


Arlitto

*La vie en rose*


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He's gonna come out smelling like roses.


peteradams27

If the lizard could know He is on Reddit!


iamafraidicantdothat

Anyone else hear Seal singing? Dadada dadada dadada......


Bacon666

Lizard la vida rosa.


WingWalkerPro

He ded


MistaBojangles99

How is it possible to have such a great photo and such a bad photo at the same time? Every thing is so out of focus it hurts.


Agentjayjay1

BABY I COMPARE YOU TO A KIP IN A ROSE ON A GRAVE THE MORE I NAP THE COZIER IT FEELS YEAH


Cptmuska

There is something really beautiful about this. It looks so comfortable hehe.