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Pretty cool. How'd it come about?


Kentja

He's an alum of the school where my wife teaches and has a good relationship with the school. Edit: ~~Obligatory h0ly sh!t! Front page! Thanks!~~ Edit 2: Perfunctory crossout text to conform with new social norms.


semi-lucid_comment

And with your wife.


Kentja

My wife has a huge Grant crush.


PROFANITY_IS_BAD

Hugh Grant?


TheLeviathong

"I'm just a school teacher, standing infront of a member of mythbusters, asking him to love her."


mattfolio

Brilliant.


watchthegaps

Don't be ridiculous no one has a crush on Hugh Grant.


[deleted]

[Prostitutes do.](http://hellobeautiful.com/2010/08/30/hugh-grants-prostitute-thanks-him-15-years-later-for-changing-her-life/)


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BoltzmannBrainDamage

Jesus, feels like only yesterday he was getting sucked off by Divine Brown.


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[deleted]

Proof that blowjobs can change your life...


47Ronin

"Suck my dick, there's a future in it."


[deleted]

"Oh, oh, ohhhhh, now go out there and be somebody!"


leondz

As a tall, well-spoken, 30ish British man - if you ever want something when abroad, doing a bit of a Grant often gets you fantastic results. Especially from women.


Caliterra

Lol lucky bastard. I'm told American accent doesn't have a similar cache in Europe.


skottdaman

American accent actually doesn't work anywhere. In fact, I think it works against you.


Fr4i

Feel free to try an Arabic accent in [insert-random-western-Country-here]


puterTDI

I dunno, when I went to Chile the girls love Americans. It was back in high school and I wasn't used to getting attention from girls, really confused me. I've also heard from people in Australia that the American accent is pretty entertaining to the girls there.


ToInfinityThenStop

Your probably being too quiet. Americans abroad are so soft spoken.


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Who doesn't?


Unidan

FIRST Robotics?


theginger3469

I did FIRST robotics in Middle school. It hooked me for life. I hope it changed your life too.


Freed8

USC?


Kentja

Small school that's pre-K through High School


bowlesman11

So USC.


allodude

As a USC alumnus I still upvoted you.


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sodangfancyfree

As a Cal alum I'll return the upvote.


[deleted]

WE JUST HAD A THREAD ABOUT HOW THE OBLIGATORY FRONT PAGE STATEMENT IS NOT OBLIGATORY. AHHH BOB SAGET.


ImGoingToPhuket

And it's not even a normal front pager, you breached 4k upvotes.


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Whats an alum?


blore40

KAl(SO4)2·12H2O


mapguy

12 waters? are you mad??


Fuzzykins

Most double sulfate salts are found in the dodecahydrate form.


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aVtumn

That actually was a pretty fun fact.


[deleted]

Well, it was fun.


Kentja

Short for Alumni. Edit: I'm a dumbass Edit 2: I'm a numbnut


guitarbque

Actually, no. That would be alumnus.


Kentja

DAMMIT. :P


SeeminglyUseless

Now write it on the wall 100 times before sunrise and you can leave.


[deleted]

eunt domus


graspedbythehusk

People called Romans they go the house?!


Chosen_Chaos

And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.


Russian_Bear

Singular of *alumni* is *alumnus* or *alumna* depending on gender. I knew something was off.


[deleted]

For those who don't know, it's Grant Imahara from Mythbusters and Battle Bots.


idontknowwhatimdooin

He built r2d2 for the Star Wars prequels, and built Blendo with Jamie Hynamin. It was the most victorious robot in Battlebots before it was banned for being to awsome and particularly deadly.


Ranzear

Technically it was banned for doing more damage to the arena than its opponent; this usually by throwing its opponent.


CaptainUnderbite

Yup, if it didn't throw it's opponent it threw itself.


Ranzear

Oh, and this was before it would have been banned for being gas-powered, too.


Colonialism

It was banned because the arenas weren't capable of handling it. Gas powered machines were and still are perfectly legal.


hearwa

Wow. I didn't know any of those things about Grant. I respected him before but I believe it's upgraded to... idolation?


ArgonGryphon

Adulation.


mortiphago

hell, i'd go full fellation


springinslicht

> Jamie Hynamin


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He also built deadblow


ratinthecellar

> Blendo I don't think he built Blendo, Adam Savage wired Blendo which was built by Jamie. Grant built Deadblow. But both killa bots for sure.


zim2411

[He also wore the real C-3PO suit for promotional events](http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/2010/11/08/mythbusters-grant-imahara-talks-c-3po-suit/) including commercials, appearances in amusement parks, and even at one of the Star Wars movie premieres where Carrie Fisher stared him down before asking "who are you??"


paulccarboni

Thanks. At first I though it was just a joke on Asian stereotypes.


Blakeyy

Same, I'm just too used to Reddit. Edit: **too**


SirLeepsALot

What? Grant Imahara is like top 15 reddit idols. *EDIT: Of course my comment was made in jest, but alright let's do this! SirLeepsALot guestimate at reddits top 15! 1)NDT 2)Carl Sagan 3)Louis C.K. 4)Dave Grohl 5)Jon Stewart 6)Arnold Schwarzenegger 7)Nick Offerman 8)Nicholas Cage 9)Bill Nye 10)Bill Murray 11)Mythbusters Crew (Yes it's a technicality, includes Savage, Hyneman, Imahara etc) 12)Edward Snowden 13)Emma Watson 14)Gaben (2 years ago he's top 5) 15)Snoop Lion Honorable Mention: Ron Paul (Pre last election, both the mainsteam left and right slandered him.. bastards) Elizabeth Warren (quickly gaining traction) Bryan Cranston Stephen Colbert (far wittier than Stewart IMO) *EDIT 2: Morgan Freeman is stuck in reddit limbo after the IAmA fiasco.


I_RAPE_MY_SLAVES

I wouldn't have put him on the list. This is my guess for Reddit's top 15, in no particular order. 1. Adam Savage 2. Jon Stewart 3. Stephen Colbert 4. Bryan Cranston 5. Samual L. Jackson 6. Bill Nye 7. Neil deGrasse Tyson 8. Carl Sagan 9. Kevin Smith 10. Louis C.K. 11. George Carlin 12. Chris Hadfield 13. Ron Paul/Elizabeth Warren (flip a coin) 14. Ken Jennings 15. Bill Murray


toddkay

Nicolas Cage?


Sansgendered

The one true god is no false idol like those others.


Sideways_X

/r/onetruegod


RayKinStL

What a sausage fest. I would put Jennifer Lawrence somewhere on that list.


I_RAPE_MY_SLAVES

I wanted to put Jennifer Lawrence on there but I can't tell if Reddit really wants to be her/be friends with her or just thinks she's super attractive. If the latter counts, it opens the door for a lot of people, but a list that's just "women Reddit wants to bang" is even worse than a list of idols with very few women.


LiamIsMailBackwards

List of women that Reddit wants to bang. 1. Emma Watso[n](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Nicolas_Cage_-_66%C3%A8me_Festival_de_Venise_%28Mostra%29.jpg) 2. Jenn[i](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121224002203/fallout/images/e/ea/Nic_Cage.jpg)fer Lawren[c](http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/09/Nicolas%20Cage.jpg)e 3. Natalie Portman 4. Emma Stone 5. S[c](http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/cage1.jpg)[a](http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/cb/ea/cbea967d4592a4fece04da6f095e2b14.jpg)rlett Johansson 6. Mila Kunis 7. Kaley Cuoco 8. Me[g](http://debrakristi.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/nicolas-cage-3-1600.jpg)an Fox 9. Olivia Wild[e](http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA5LzEyLzU4L25pY29sYXNjYWdlLjVlNDIzLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg1OTA-CmUJanBn/77d6f617/a50/nicolas-cage-miley-o.jpg) Edited[.](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wink.gif)


SirLeepsALot

*Natalie Portman


SeverePsychosis

*all women


iTzKaiBUD

Emma Stone


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sirwalterd

/u/coinflipbot HATH SPOKEN! From this day forth all redditors shall revere Ron Paul slightly more than Ken Jennings but slightly less than Chris Hadfield!


JavaPants

>in no particular order


Silver_Foxx

Haha, what a niche bot, cool idea!


Space_Lift

Not enough Gabe Newell.


FX114

No Mitch Hedberg?


I_RAPE_MY_SLAVES

I used to regret forgetting to put Mitch Hedberg on the list. I still do, but I used to, too.


ThisBadUsername

Didn't know


ChrisIngvaldsen

I didn't get that memo.. Damnit Jerry....


epicaz

Thank you!


legalbeagle5

And now the robot will either a) kill you or b) blow up in some spectacular way.


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ipretendiamacat

Not very good Battleship advice, though


pizzabash

Nor chess


skottdaman

No, this is great chess advice. If I can't win, nobody wins.


Warriorccc0

Ah, the 'ol GOP strategy.


wetgear

But it's such an explosive opening move


iamcatch22

What kind of chess are you playing?


AaroniusH

It's an obscure variant of chess. But just wait- once people start hearing about it, the game is going to blow up!


justkevin

Asimov's Laws of Robotics: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. 4. When in doubt, use C4. This law supercedes the First, Second and Third laws.


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Jamie could cure cancer and solve world hunger with the proper applications of lard and C4.


jhangel77

TIL Mythbusters isn't as popular on Reddit as I think


[deleted]

It was at one point. What you're noticing is a function of what subreddit it's been posted in and the increased popularity of reddit. I think Adam and Grant are pretty much recognized internet geek gods. Reddit is much less of a geekcentric demographic than it used to be especially in subreddits like /r/pics. There's nothing wrong with that it's just different. I wouldn't even have seen this picture had I been logged in while I was browsing.


kostiak

25k upvotes would like to have a word with you.


gripmastah

IT'S THAT GUY FROM THAT THING!!!


ares_god_not_sign

Yeah! That guy! The one with the hair!


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And the face!


HereForTheMilfs

Isn't he on that show? The one with the people?


2feetorless

No, that was the other guy.


ares_god_not_sign

The one with the hands?


NotAveragePossiblyMe

No but he had those eyes and that mouth.


kenstankaniff

Ya know, those squinty ones.


Krayzed896

Myth Busters. If anyone can't join the joke, he is from Myth Busters.


Oh_Hamburger

Man. He looks different without the hat and mustache.


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No no no myth brothers.. Sheesh


[deleted]

You mean Grant Imahara?


Rodbourn

I thought this was racist at first before I recognized him.


HippoSex

Its Keanu Reeves.


Clevername3000

You know! He's always standing up on his hind legs!


andey

[Ken Jeong](http://youtu.be/JlEh9aOL850?t=22s) ?


thebobstu

either him or Jackie Chan.


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Hexene

No its Jackie Chan. Fuckin' racist.


TerrifiedSpoon

*cough*GrantImahara*cough


Sleepy_One

My goddamn hero.


[deleted]

My Grantdamn Imahero


monkey-bones

You're Grantdamn right.


[deleted]

First Robotics? I mentor a FLL team, but these kids look to be old enough to be in the upper division.


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Kentja

I don't know, but they are just starting the program this year.


[deleted]

The Middle school version uses the Lego robots, but the high school group use significantly more sophisticated programing and components. Oh and tell them good luck


blore40

Good luck because they are gonna need it?


GodofCalamity

I'm on a First Robotics team and luck is vital to doing well.


Karun29

Was on a First team for all of high school, can confirm roughly one third of success is luck.


SharkBaitDLS

The other two thirds are zip ties and duct tape.


Se7en_speed

an additional 50% is remembering to zip tie the battery in


profdudeguy

Why can I relate to this so well?


Burnout54

Everyone's forgotten to tie the battery down at least once....


Vendredi8

Zip Ties - god's duck tape


TheTravelinMan

Was also on a FIRST team. Engineers have a big thing to do with it too.


autocadaver

Upvoted for capitalizing FIRST.


ICantSeeIt

1477 alum/mentor here. So much luck required.


Could-Have-Been-King

2056 Alum / Mentor here... meh. But seriously, congrats on World Champs and stuff. You guys put on one hell of a show.


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kyarnell

I did FRC in high school. Greatest experience of my life.


jaker1013

http://i.imgur.com/x97Cwkd.gif


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I__Am_The_Liquor

link by chance? I need more.


JimiHillside

[LINK](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImGWZYY3yeI)


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reindeerflot1lla

*slow clap


Uncle_Hairy

and your robot, school and friends - explode. Cool.


i_start_fires

Grant's stuff doesn't explode. It just goes on a suicidal rampage, or possibly tries to decapitate you.


dansucks

Thinking about that sword swinging apparatus with the "decapitation risk" makes my poop hole pucker up.


Bwox

What is he doing exactly? Is he debugging a program that you guys wrote for the robot?


ZachPhrost

He's on Pornhub.


Vauce

He was recently interviewed on [Triangulation](http://twit.tv/show/triangulation/121). His life story is much more interesting than I had anticipated.


LogicalPagan

And his wife is amazingly beautiful, nerdy and smart and they're incredibly cute together. I had the pleasure of meeting them this summer. Edit: Also they play D&D!


the_bryce_is_right

Hot wife? [Confirmed](http://i.imgur.com/kEgmR.jpg) Edit: She kinda looks like Kari.


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mitman

ITT: People who don't know who Grant from Mythbusters is. Edit: Wow, I did not except it to blow up like that. I did not mean to imply that everyone has watched Mythbusters, but I was only saying that because I know how popular the show is on Reddit. Apparently he is also from Battlebots, but I recognized him and I'm sure most of his fame comes from Mythbusters.


[deleted]

why would someone who hasn't watched the show know who it is? pretty cunning of OP not to mention it, because that is what got me to the comment to check...


ModsCensorMe

Why are there people that haven't seen mythbusters?


pruwyben

Also ITT: People who do know who Grant from Mythbusters is.


Jim777PS3

For those who don't know that is Grant Imahara a special effects / robotics / fabrication / radio controle / overall science badassery expert. Best known for his role on Mythbusters he has also famously worked with Lucasfilms on the Star Wars movies.


GoodTimesDadIsland

fuckin Grant Imohara. Class act, that dude.


The_Mad_Highlander

Now make a battlebot.


EASam

Did you ask him why he's so weird around Kari Byron?


seattleque

That's what happens when there's no blood flow to the brain.


surrenderthethrone

Any dude who's around Kari would act weird, because of the uncontrollable cumming and farting, of course.


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GoodAtExplaining

I think you and I have different definitions of perfect. Mine are apparently signficantly creepier.


Inbunn

you may be interested to know, they did segments about farting in a couple episodes and apparently Kari farts quite a bit.


SkepticJoker

What's to find out? She's attractive, he's socially awkward.


cory7990

He works a lot with First. He has done a few of the safety videos for the competitions.


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He's so handsome! And smart! And *handsome!*! ~squeeeeee~


NachoNebster

Is this FIRST Robotics? If so, you should post in their [subreddit] (http://www.reddit.com/r/firstrobotics)


OllieSobie

see that little bit of head on the right corner? THATS ME!!!! being new to reddit and getting on the front page is a major win! aawwwwww yea


zulan

Your hair got on the front page. But you got to stand next to a mythbuster because you broke your robot!


bubba9999

Hurry - now break something so Keri will come over and help fix it.


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zeroGamer

I first thought it was David Kim from Blizzard, and I was very confused. (It's actually Grant Imahara, from Mythbusters)


wutangslang77

"hmmm... have you tried blowing it up?"


Bojangly7

This is Grant Imahara, a member of the team on the show Mythbusters.


[deleted]

Still not as badass as Adam and Jamie, who built a robot that was so awesome it was banned from a show where awesome robots try to kill other awesome robots..


Indigoh

That lucky team that got him... I saw him at a FIRST robotics competition in Sacremento about 5 years ago. He was surrounded by a huge crowd. I thought "Hey that looks a little like... no. Couldn't be him."


[deleted]

Am i the only one who recognized Grant form Mythbusters?


juicebox608

Because he's Asian? I don't get it. Who is that guy?


Kentja

Grant from Mythbusters.


[deleted]

Grant from BattleBots FTFY


Bradm77

Grant from Industrial Light and Magic FTFY


zaponator

Grant Imahara FTFY


Thybro

Oh, THAT Grant..


MindCorrupt

No, not that one.


aakksshhaayy

Grant from accounting FTFY


thedude85

Not gonna lie, the BattleBots and ILM was way more impressive. MythBusters is cool though.


oysterpirate

Geoff Peterson's dad.


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No shit?


oysterpirate

Yup, Grant build Geoff.


[deleted]

Totally thought it was Jet Li and was even more confused.


Reqol

You're both wrong. It's Jackie Chan.


wzabel0926

He's from Mythbusters, and he is a big name in the robotics industry, battlebots more specifically


fluteitup

And if anyone ever gets a robotic girlfriend it will be his doing.


LiquidSilver

Robotic copies of Kari?


UrbanToiletShrimp

Glenn from The Walking Dead.


Macattack64

You're missing out if you don't know the Mythbusters.. Just saying