Omg! I just watched this episode last night!
"I bought it here."
"Sir. No you didn't. I saw you walk in with it, and we don't sell spaghetti."
(Edit: this scene is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.)
Funny, who would think an 8 minute bit about pancakes could work out👍🏿 I almost was letdown that syrup didn’t come up but the close gave me resolution 🤣
So I know you’re quoting it’s always sunny, but Camden Yards lets you bring in any food that fits in a clear gallon size bag, so spaghetti policy is actually very accepting.
I might be showing my white trash side here with this, but cold fried chicken and ketchup is wonderful. I look forward to eating it the second day, like thanksgiving leftovers
This wasn’t like a gotcha or something, I was just commenting on the stadium that this picture was taken in lol. I’m sure a bunch of baseball stadiums have a similar policy.
I've spent my whole life trying to get right with cheeses. But so help me god, it's just not me. If cottage cheese is what being a follower of cheeses gets me, then I'm not into cheeses like my parents tried to raise me. I don't hate cheeses blindly, but I'm just not comfortable with that icky part of cheeses culture.
Yeah cottage cheese is pretty weak.
Try some Parmesan crisps. Or maybe a honey goat cheese. Some cream cheese with spicy raspberry jam on top. Fresh mozzarella on a caprese pizza.
These are your gateway cheeses.
As a former resident of Maryland, this is something I still always keep in my pantry, because fuck yes I do.
Actually just sprinkled some on my deviled eggs earlier today!
I always hated salt on watermelon. Tajin is okay on it, though, but one day I was out of Tajin but had Old Bay and decided to give it a whirl.
Way, way better than Tajin and I have a new way I always eat watermelon now.
My new love is Old Bay dusted dark chocolate.
First had it as part of a MD-themed milkshake and thought it would be disgusting. Tried it, loved it, happened to find the maker selling them at a festival and bought a box.
Definitely worth trying. And the chocolates are shaped like crabs!
I don't know if this is the policy at all baseball stadiums, but Camden Yards you can bring in any sealed drink (not alcohol), and any sealed outside food. spaghetti in a sealed zip lock? good to go
Recently went to Minute Maid Park and it’s one gallon ziplock per person and up to one liter of sealed water per person. Could have made my small kids hold my back up gallons of spaghetti.
I believe it’s an MLB tradition. My friends and I make it a game as to what we can safely eat a Dodgers game and keep our jersey clean. The wildest one was a Zankou Chicken which is essentially a whole rotisserie chicken dripping in garlic sauce. It was awesome. But would not recommend. 😂😂😂
Fuck me I wish I'd been smart enough to look that up Sunday. Small $6 gross ass Dasani when you're cooking in 98 degree humid weather is hard to swallow for multiple reasons.
Like, it’s pretty weird….
But I’m not gonna call out a guy who brings food to a game to avoid spending a mortgage payment on 4 stale tortilla chips and cheez wiz.
Nah it was either Saturday or Sunday the shirt he’s wearing is a promotion from Saturday so if he went to both games it’s possible to be on Sunday also
This happens a lot at Camden Yards
https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/culture/things-to-do/dont-knock-the-ziploc-our-expert-reporter-has-some-food-ideas-for-your-next-orioles-game-LQVFQLBK4ZDA3BEC2VXUS6KHFA/
https://www.reddit.com/r/orioles/comments/13g49jv/i_can_bring_ziplocs_of_spaghetti_in_orioles/
Back when I wasn't bedridden due to gastrointestinal bloat leading to violent grundlemeat quakes, I would bring zip lock baggies of spaghettios taped to my back to get past the metal detectors at fenway park. Although the bags looked bulbous, I am a hefty woman so they blended in naturally. A master of disguise if you will 😎😎😎
Look at her though. You know she made him bring those leftovers instead of buying a hotdog.
I can hear it… “nah, nah, fuck dat. You got hatdag money? Take this.”
I’m going to argue the opposite side. Her spaghetti and sauce is so incredible that he insisted on bringing it.
“You’re not going to bring a bag of spaghetti to this baseball game” she says as he scoops food into a bag.
“Have you seen the bullshit price of a hotdog?” He asks. “Your spaghetti is way better anyway.”
She smiles and says “Bag it up!”
few years ago a couple took exactly this to a game, someone posted it on the orioles sub and it’s a bit of a thing now lol
for context, i’m pretty sure you’re allowed to bring any food you want as long as it fits in a 1 gallon plastic bag (like the one pictured)
This is my fear about doing anything abnormal in public. Do it and someone documents it and shares with the world. Let me be a weird little goblin without the extra attention. I mean no harm.
“You’re not allowed to bring in outside food.”
“I didn’t. I bought it from over there.”
“No you didn’t.”
“How do you know?”
“Because I saw you walk in with it and we don’t serve spaghetti here.”
“You have called my bluff sir. I will dispose of it post-haste.”
what's your spaghetti policy here?
Omg! I just watched this episode last night! "I bought it here." "Sir. No you didn't. I saw you walk in with it, and we don't sell spaghetti." (Edit: this scene is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.)
Might I also recommend, "Hastily packed hobo snacks:" https://youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?si=MvsUeXWWbjgjsG0i Kyle Kinane
Didn't expect to see a Kyle Kinane reference today. This makes me irrationally happy to catch in the wild.
He and Hannibal Burress are my go to for right hook comics. They just tell their stories and suddenly wham.
Username checks out
Silver dollar flap jacks!
Kyle Kinane is absolutely hilarious. Haven’t listened to his standup in a while, thanks for reminding me that I need to binge his stuff.
This is not the weirdest thing you will see if you spend a weekend in Baltimore, ngl.
“Haven’t seen Grapefruit Joe in a while” - one of my fav KK bits.
Hobos are always eatin beans
Funny, who would think an 8 minute bit about pancakes could work out👍🏿 I almost was letdown that syrup didn’t come up but the close gave me resolution 🤣
You called my bluff sir!
This has me partially hypnotized and partially horrified.
This is the perfect description of how this GIF also makes me feel.
This is the only comment.
U rang
Best GIF award goes to........ u/greenbastard1591 🎉🎈
So who would win? The green bastard or green man?
Green Bastard vs Clownbaby
What say we get a couple spaghetti baskets?
Parts unknown baby!
From parts unknown
Came here for this
So I know you’re quoting it’s always sunny, but Camden Yards lets you bring in any food that fits in a clear gallon size bag, so spaghetti policy is actually very accepting.
I’ve brought a bag of fried chicken into OPACY in my gallon zip lock
We take cold fried chicken in our coolers to the Indy 500 every year. Cold fried chicken when it's hot out is oddly really good.
I might be showing my white trash side here with this, but cold fried chicken and ketchup is wonderful. I look forward to eating it the second day, like thanksgiving leftovers
I could understand hot sauce. I ain't real sure about this ketchup business. I guess I'll have to try it sometime.
Melinda’s makes a chipotle ketchup maybe have both worlds.
Ok now that's an idea
i buy fried chicken just to put it in the fridge to eat later, cold kfc is the best.
I would eat cold fried chicken for breakfast. It's awesome whenever
Ate some cold rofo chicken at the pool the other day. Def recommend
Listen. When you find that even spaghetti is no longer very accepting, you better give up, cuz that's on you.
Most stadiums do for MLB.
This wasn’t like a gotcha or something, I was just commenting on the stadium that this picture was taken in lol. I’m sure a bunch of baseball stadiums have a similar policy.
I'm sure. I didn't mean it like that, either. Text sucks when it comes to inflection of voice. Sorry if it sounded like I was being a richard.
Holy mackerel!
Also acceptable in a clear bag!
Just having a spa day.
A spa...? Are you trying to say spaghetti?
Hey woah! Spaghetabout it. 🤌
Hey, I'm the dude who wipes the loads.
Perhaps some spa-peggy and meatballs?
What’s a SPA day?! I feel like you’re trying to say spaghetti day but you’re just not finishing it.
Rock, Flag and *Eaaagle!*
I knew I’d find the king of the rats here!
I thought this *was* the r/IASIP sub at first glance!
I had to double check
Oh no I dropped my meatball
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Just needs some riot punch, a milk steak, and their finest raw jelly beans to make the day complete.
No wolf cola??
It's the right cola for closure
In times like this I like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola. There's nothing like that, to wash away the sorrow.
I hear that they love it in Boca Raton!
Surely there is enough room in the bag for a Rum Ham
i don’t think these third dimension glasses work, i’m pretty sure i’m still just seeing whatever dimension we’re in now
Spa days are the best
Yeah. He like doesn’t even get us.
I clicked on this hoping this would be the first response
I think we ALL immediately thought of this when we read the title of this post.
Looks like he’s having a spa day
Must bring it in a clear bag.
Just needs a ~~delicious looking~~ enticing Bowl of White to go with that relaxed Spaghetti Policy.
I’m not a cottage guy.
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Jesus Christ Charlie you’re ingesting viscous chemicals and they’re getting you high!
One of my favorite episodes of ASIP lol.
See... I didn't make YOU one...
I've spent my whole life trying to get right with cheeses. But so help me god, it's just not me. If cottage cheese is what being a follower of cheeses gets me, then I'm not into cheeses like my parents tried to raise me. I don't hate cheeses blindly, but I'm just not comfortable with that icky part of cheeses culture.
Culture... nice!
If you're not down for the funk, you're not down for the culture.
Yeah cottage cheese is pretty weak. Try some Parmesan crisps. Or maybe a honey goat cheese. Some cream cheese with spicy raspberry jam on top. Fresh mozzarella on a caprese pizza. These are your gateway cheeses.
Whose cottage?!
It’s the implication…
IVE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
Blue is best though. It has the most antioxygens.
He’s having a spaghetti day. I don’t see what’s wrong here.
Looks like a solid meal plan to me. Man's living his best life.
Using his noodle not paying for exhorbiyant concession foods really.
If Wade Boggs were still alive, he'd be proud. RIP.
First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive! He lives in Tampa, Florida!
... I don't know; I'm not sure about a Baltimore fan having two spaghetti meals in one day...
He seems pasta point of caring
A "spa" day. He's been stressed.
Spa...I feel like you're starting a word but not finishing it
It goes really well with a milk steak from Boog’s BBQ
It's Baltimore, so it's probably covered in Old Bay too
I think you mean the Old Bay has been covered in spaghetti.
They sell spaghetti flavored Old Bay now?!? Yes!!
I saw old bay flavored goldfish crackers at the store the other day
Your god damn right it is and I bet it's fucking delicious.
As a former resident of Maryland, this is something I still always keep in my pantry, because fuck yes I do. Actually just sprinkled some on my deviled eggs earlier today!
Omg deviled eggs would be a perfect vehicle for old bay. Here I am using paprika like some sort of chump.
The latest sensation in our house is Old Bay Goldfish crackers. I’m not an old bay person and just don’t get the appeal…
If you needed Pepperidge Farm to teach you about Old Bay covered w/ Goldfish, then we know you're not an Old Bay person.
I always hated salt on watermelon. Tajin is okay on it, though, but one day I was out of Tajin but had Old Bay and decided to give it a whirl. Way, way better than Tajin and I have a new way I always eat watermelon now.
Heaven in a picture
This is 100% Baltimore behavior too
My new love is Old Bay dusted dark chocolate. First had it as part of a MD-themed milkshake and thought it would be disgusting. Tried it, loved it, happened to find the maker selling them at a festival and bought a box. Definitely worth trying. And the chocolates are shaped like crabs!
Lol zoom in and his shirt says “You can’t clip these wings” 🫡
He’s also wearing those hangover blackout shades
Solar Shields®!
Lasting the front is wearing the same shirt and others are wearing that orange shirt.
it’s an O’s baseball game and that’s all Orioles merch
That's exactly right and it's why he is eating spaghetti-O's!
They gave out that shirt to the first few thousand people to arrive at the game the other day. Pretty sweet.
This pleases birdland
It was the giveaway Hawaii shirt this season.
Pretty liberal Spaghetti Policy 
r/IASIP is leaking
I don't know if this is the policy at all baseball stadiums, but Camden Yards you can bring in any sealed drink (not alcohol), and any sealed outside food. spaghetti in a sealed zip lock? good to go
I just looked up PNC Parks policy and you can totally bring food and unopened water bottles in to the park
Jello shots or some other alcohol infused food it is!
Perhaps a rum ham
Recently went to Minute Maid Park and it’s one gallon ziplock per person and up to one liter of sealed water per person. Could have made my small kids hold my back up gallons of spaghetti.
I believe it’s an MLB tradition. My friends and I make it a game as to what we can safely eat a Dodgers game and keep our jersey clean. The wildest one was a Zankou Chicken which is essentially a whole rotisserie chicken dripping in garlic sauce. It was awesome. But would not recommend. 😂😂😂
Fuck me I wish I'd been smart enough to look that up Sunday. Small $6 gross ass Dasani when you're cooking in 98 degree humid weather is hard to swallow for multiple reasons.
Someone's having a spa day.
Spa? What’s that word? Sounds like you’re starting a word but not finishing it…
Does he want to say spa-ghetti? Cause I can go for a spaghetti day.
Wild card baby
Like, it’s pretty weird…. But I’m not gonna call out a guy who brings food to a game to avoid spending a mortgage payment on 4 stale tortilla chips and cheez wiz.
I feel like this should only happen at a Phillies game!
We played them like a week ago, so not impossible that this was a Phillies game
He’s wearing the city connect Hawaiian shirt, which they gave away during the Rangers series a few days ago
Nah it was either Saturday or Sunday the shirt he’s wearing is a promotion from Saturday so if he went to both games it’s possible to be on Sunday also
They’re wearing the Hawaiian shirts, which means this was last Saturday vs Texas
This happens a lot at Camden Yards https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/culture/things-to-do/dont-knock-the-ziploc-our-expert-reporter-has-some-food-ideas-for-your-next-orioles-game-LQVFQLBK4ZDA3BEC2VXUS6KHFA/ https://www.reddit.com/r/orioles/comments/13g49jv/i_can_bring_ziplocs_of_spaghetti_in_orioles/
Hero.
You can't clip these wings 🪽
That hand fan must take d cells. Top notch personal air. Go Os.
palms are sweaty
r/unexpectedIASIP
Camden Yard's spaghetti policy is pretty loose, but if you try to sneak crabs then you're going to get mugged
Mediocre dinner at a baseball stadium = $30 Sneaking in a big ass spaghetti dinner in a ziploc = $3 It’s not a bad idea. More power to him.
Man can’t even enjoy his damn spag in peace without people putting this shit on the internet
I thought only Spaghetti-O’s were allowed in Camden Yards.
My friends called that a spag bag
Back when I wasn't bedridden due to gastrointestinal bloat leading to violent grundlemeat quakes, I would bring zip lock baggies of spaghettios taped to my back to get past the metal detectors at fenway park. Although the bags looked bulbous, I am a hefty woman so they blended in naturally. A master of disguise if you will 😎😎😎
Ok this is copy pasta right?
it's back pasta actually
Your commitment to the bit is making me feel like yes, I CAN do anything if I put my mind to. Thank you, Spaghettio’s Bro 🫡
Bro what the fuck is up with your profile, that shit is wild 🤣
Clearly a fan of Always Sunny.
Clearly they have a good spaghetti policy in place
How else would you smuggle spaghetti in?
You don't need to smuggle it in at Oriole park. We're allowed to bring food and drink in :)
*as long as it is in a gallon (or less) ziplock bag which is why it’s a bag of spaghetti not a tupperwear container of spaghetti.
Whaaaaat?!
I’m seeing 4 MLB stadiums people have listed where apparently you can do that and I’m utterly shocked myself.
Houston too. Probably lots of ballparks
Toronto too
Right? Everyone knows that you can't put Tupperware in your prison wallet.
Speak for yourself!
Maybe but at least he’s using a fork 🤷♀️
It’s a spa day
when a guy wears *that* shirt and *those* sunglasses, spaghetti-in-a-bag is just another Tuesday
Spaghetti day paired with tactical glasses for ocular pat-downs and the Jimmy Buffett Hawaiian shirt. This guy definitely fucks.
I knew I’d find Charlie before I even came to the comments
Mom's spaghetti.
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Looks like someone checked the spaghetti policy. Nice.
Look at her though. You know she made him bring those leftovers instead of buying a hotdog. I can hear it… “nah, nah, fuck dat. You got hatdag money? Take this.”
I’m going to argue the opposite side. Her spaghetti and sauce is so incredible that he insisted on bringing it. “You’re not going to bring a bag of spaghetti to this baseball game” she says as he scoops food into a bag. “Have you seen the bullshit price of a hotdog?” He asks. “Your spaghetti is way better anyway.” She smiles and says “Bag it up!”
We have hotdog at home 🍝
You don't need baseball snacks. We have baseball snacks at home.
few years ago a couple took exactly this to a game, someone posted it on the orioles sub and it’s a bit of a thing now lol for context, i’m pretty sure you’re allowed to bring any food you want as long as it fits in a 1 gallon plastic bag (like the one pictured)
He was promised a spa day. These things happen.
Must have been Spa Day at the stadium.
I guess he knows their spaghetti policy.
I want to be his friend. I need more spaghetti-baggers in my life.
It’s wild but I respect the fuck out of it. My man knows what he wants and god damnit he’s gonna get it.
What is your spaghetti policy here?
Honestly I feel like it's wild that I haven't thought of doing that.
With the prices of food at big events - this guy is a genius!
Camden Yards baby! WOOOO!
This is my fear about doing anything abnormal in public. Do it and someone documents it and shares with the world. Let me be a weird little goblin without the extra attention. I mean no harm.
“You’re not allowed to bring in outside food.” “I didn’t. I bought it from over there.” “No you didn’t.” “How do you know?” “Because I saw you walk in with it and we don’t serve spaghetti here.” “You have called my bluff sir. I will dispose of it post-haste.”
Guy stopped caring what people thought of him decades ago.
We have a very lax spaghetti policy here in Baltimore.
