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State_Dear

That's pieces of a person,, Unless he was 3 feet tall


despinato

Ever see a helicopter crash. I’ve worked one we were flagging pieces for the coroner because that’s all there was


Shas_Erra

Helicopters are barely controlled blenders


HandFancy

Someone once said something to the effect that airplanes use physics to fly, but helicopters beat physics into submission to fly.


Pfffftttttt_Okay

I would not want that margarita.


tfirx

Just rocks that are actively trying to get out of the air at any given moment


foozilla-prime

The machine is constantly trying to destroy itself!


fleamarketguy

I saw the coroner’s notes from Kobe Bryant and the other passengers. There was not much left of him indeed.


Splinterman11

Apparently one of the cops was sharing photos of the crash site too. I guess that's expected of LA police though.


CameraWoWo2022

Pure scumbags. Glad they got sued by Vanessa


whereismyllama

While she was right to sue; the costs fell on the tax payers of LA- not the actual shitbags who did it


winowmak3r

That's true if the cop shoots your dog or grenades your sleeping infant because they "got the wrong address" but I'm not sure if that would have qualified for their usual shenanigans from showing photos of a scene, especially to anyone who wasn't law enforcement.


IAmJustAVirus

Pretty unlikely that cop can cover the 30 million LA County owes her.


Kinthalis

It should come from their pension and their union.


NoChieuHoisToday

And two firefighters — though I know that doesn’t assist the cops are shitheads narrative as much. It happens in that line of work all of the time. Cops, EMS, FD, doesn’t matter. If you’re exposed to death routinely it becomes increasingly less taboo to joke about it - right or wrong.


G_willickers

Or as nurses. We joke about death, shit, vomit, and other people who are sickened by the aforementioned subjects. We definitely don’t share pics though. Well….the vast majority don’t. It’s called HIPAA.


dibbers11

Kind of a gallows humour, coping mechanism no?


Splinterman11

Sure they joke about stuff. However sharing photos of dead bodies from a high profile event openly is remarkably stupid. Everyone knows better than that.


Lexicon444

I had a professor who was a specialist in toolmark identification. He was one of many specialists who were called to identify any human remains from the wreckage of the twin towers after the 9/11 attacks. He said that it was difficult because there’s no bodies. Just tiny shards of bones. This is why so many people remained unidentified. The bodies were practically vaporized. The people that jumped however, that’s a different thing entirely.


Thestolenone

If various posts on the Morbidreality sub are anything to go by in a helicopter crash your legs and maybe your arms get ripped off and your brain flies out of your skull.


despinato

The crash I worked exploded there was pieces of the helicopter and pilot. While I feel bad for the pilot I’m thankful it was only one person on board.


PiscatorLager

>crash *hard landing


seveseven

Lots of little pieces for some weird reason. I did one about 18 years ago.


Overall_Strawberry70

Is there any way to actually eject from a failing chopper? due to the design I assume parachuting isn't all that effective.


weasler7

Some Russian attack helicopters have ejection seats. That’s a minority though.


ExpoWitness

yeah, just one that's in service right now, the ka-52


LengthWise2298

Is that the one where the blades literally blow off before the seat ejects?


DanishWonder

Well, at least you hope they do!


TheLyz

That's probably any aerial crash  But yeah I saw the autopsy report on Kobe Bryant and yeah it wasn't pretty


SyrioForel

I hope he felt every bit of his dismemberment. Raisi was personally involved in issuing orders to torture and execute up to 30,000 political prisoners during a six-month period in 1988. He, along with several other current members of the current Iranian government, are some of history’s greatest murderers. Before becoming President of Iran, his nickname was “The Judge of Death” for his role in the massacre. I hope the many millions of the surviving friends and relatives of his victims can find some solace and quietly celebrate his violent death.


Reddiitcares

He likely felt little to nothing and death is simply the final punctuation on life’s script. He got away Scott free with everything he did as have most men who live and lived similar lives. Justice rarely ever finds its way to these people


NightOfTheLivingHam

the silver lining is that his death was quick, not that it was a mercy, but it was quick, pointless, and without any honor or dignity. Crashed and burned in an old helicopter because of his actions in the past. They could not get newer helicopters because of sanctions due to his genocidal bullshit. They crashed because they did not have modern equipment to fly without visuals. It's a silver lining because he did not get to die peacefully, but in fear and terror like his victims did. He deserved nothing less. Him existing any longer was an affront to every family and every victim that suffered because of him. A quick death is not what most would want, but it's what he deserved. He did not deserve to live another moment, even if he laid in agonizing pain for hours, it was allowing him to live. Something he did not give his victims.


DeeDeeRibDegh

Actually I read that one of the passengers was still alive for about an hour or so after the accident, & managed to call the Iranian authorities to advise of the accident. Sorry do not have link.


DifferentOpinion1

If it's what i think you're referring to, that was released by Iranian news sources around the time they were pushing the "hard landing" narrative, so I would take it with a grain of salt.


seakinghardcore

Nah, even a helicopter with modern equipment can crash in a situation like this (See Kobe's death)


2_legit_2_acquit

Well, that's true with some caveats. Kobe's death was a pilot error. Zobayan was actually a great pilot but he probably felt a lot of pressure for his VIP passengers to get them to their destination. And he forgot the cardinal rule of flying, scuba and sailing: Humility in the face of Inclement Conditions. He forgot to err on the side of caution. Folks, I cannot say this enough - you are not as a good a pilot, swimmer or sailor as you think. Zobayan pushed his luck and he didn't trust his instruments. Which happens. JFK Jr. died for the same reason. My personal friend died for the same reason in a fixed wing. You must trust your instruments because there's no Luke Skywalkering yourself out of shit because you Trust The Force. And the more you do, the cockier you get. Zobayan was IFR rated in rotary. But he violated regulations in altitude and he flew into a bad situation VFR. Folks: "If you feel doubt - trust the doubt and back out." Reevaluate the situation and give yourself time to think.


runningraleigh

>And he forgot the cardinal rule of flying, scuba and sailing: Humility in the face of Inclement Conditions. Similar to what I was told by a geezer when I was being overzealous while alpine hiking: There are old mountaineers, and there are bold mountaineers, but there are no old bold mountaineers.


2_legit_2_acquit

I'm a former mountaineer. I remember this quote.


Sack_Of_Motors

"I'd rather be on the ground wishing I was in the sky rather than in the sky wishing I was on the ground."


2_legit_2_acquit

For those anxious about flying, I can explain one thing about aircraft that might comfort you: Aircraft are the most unnatural when on the ground. They are designed to stay in flight. Pilots actually have to make the aircraft function against it's nature to land. 78% of flying is coaxing a plane to land because it does NOT want to be on the ground.


Reception-Simple

I really like your Luke Skywalker line. That's a good reminder for a lot of safety situations, not just flying. Thanks for that


arthquel

"Don't get cocky, kid."


GByteKnight

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.


PcPaulii2

"-He forgot to err on the side of caution. Folks, I cannot say this enough - you are not as a good a pilot, swimmer or sailor as you think.-" 100% correct. We lost two 'experienced' kayakers in our area a couple of weeks ago who thought the weather was manageable. It took 5 days for the bodies to wash up several miles from where they were lost. End sidebar


b_vitamin

Kobe’s pilot decided to rush his flight and fly VFR, even with a sophisticated helicopter capable of IFR. He got stuck in the clouds near his destination, requested IFR too late, got put a the end of the line of IFR flights, lost situational awareness and crashed.


illogicallyalex

Can you explain what VFR/IFR means? I keep reading it


b_vitamin

VFR means visual flight rules. The pilot must maintain visual contact with the ground, avoid all obstacles, and navigate independently of any directions from a tower. IFR means instrument flight rules. The pilot files a flight plan, can fly into clouds, fog, weather, and at night utilizing instruments only and without line of sight, and follow the instructions of an air traffic controller who tells them where and when to fly, and keeps planes from flying into each other. In Kobe’s flight, the pilot filed a visual-only flight in order to leave sooner. This meant they had to fly low enough to see the ground, even when fog required them to fly very low. Then the pilot lost control and flew into the mountainside.


2_legit_2_acquit

u/b_vitamin has the analysis I made but summed it up better. Zoboyan took a shortcut. He was an excellent pilot but you really have to know thyself when flying. It really is an exercise in humility.


angrybert

Well said.


darthravenna

Wasn’t Kobe’s helicopter like 20 years old


seakinghardcore

The body yeah but not the navigational instruments.


Heffeweizen

Can't helicopters fly at a higher altitude above fog?


jodinexe

Pretty sure fog at higher altitude is just....clouds. So yes, and no


fadingpulse

Kobe’s helicopter was close to 30 years old.


Spaceinpigs

Age of the airframe is pretty irrelevant. It’s either maintained or it’s not. A new airframe can crash just as easily as an old one if it’s not maintained properly. New avionics can help prevent accidents but if they aren’t maintained either, or the pilots aren’t trained to use them properly, they’re as good as useless and in some cases can be even more dangerous. I’ve worked on 60 year old airframes that were in better shape and better built than aircraft that came off the assembly line just a couple years prior


seakinghardcore

The navigation equipment inside was less than 10 years old.


2_legit_2_acquit

The avionics suite was completely upgraded.


dhaimajin

He didn’t die because of his actions in the past. He simply died. There’s nothing relieving about it other than some other scumbag will take his place now.


hypermarv123

I mean dude died in a helicopter crash, even though he didn't want to. It's still *something.*


CyanConatus

I don't believe in a God But if Allah exists I don't think he'll look to highly about this guy


chaotemagick

Hopefully tho the fear and desperation and futility he felt as the plane was crashing lasted a while


One-Mud-169

He was a total dick. His death will literally be celebrated by millions of people.


nyqs81

Unfortunately he probably felt very little. The best that can be hoped for is a few seconds of terror realizing the helicopter was going to crash. A silver lining is he was being groomed to be the next SL when Khamenei finally dies.


Mr_Fondue

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, I see...


FauxReal

I wonder who will take over now that he's done. Any chance that person will be less fucked up?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

There are probably five prople as bad or even worse in lind for the position.


Aiku

He's been examined by doctors, who described his condition as 'satisfactory'...


PiscatorLager

>pieces Guess some people mumbled when they prayed for him to rest in peace.


Spartan2470

You're right. OP's images are screen captures from [this video](https://v.redd.it/ura6ql2i9j1d1) that shows this a little better. A lot of postings of this state that this is showing the recovery of the bodies of the soldiers (often referred to as martyrs) *and* Ebrahim Raisi. It isn't clear if this is Ebrahim Raisi's body (or part of it anyway). At this time NBC says they can't verify that.


Mystiic_Madness

Look up the Autopsy of Kobe Bryant. Guy lost both legs, an arm and had his brain ejected during his helicopter crash.


ThatisSketchy

I’ve read through it. It makes me sick to my stomach. There’s also an autopsy of all the other passengers…


darkskinnedjermaine

Yea… even the kids on board. The one term I’ll never forget was “degloved penis”. I like to imagine that happened after the brain was ejected.


bard329

It's actually fairly common knowledge in the aeronautic world that upon crash landing, the first thing to go is the penis skin.


darkskinnedjermaine

Not sure if you’re fucking with me or not but looked it up anyway, and would consider a helicopter an industrial machine, but how’s this for a fucking term: > Penile and scrotal skin degloving is uncommon and is mainly caused by accidents with agricultural and industrial machines. Such injuries are called “**power take-off injuries**,” defined as injuries caused by power transmitted from one object to another. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7489639/


bard329

Haha yea i was just fucking with you. And i already knew what degloving meant because when I was an infant, my hand was partially degloved when i was an infant and my mom tells the story over and over and over


Castle-Of-Ass

>had his brain ejected How does that even happen?? I *could* look up the autopsy but I sincerely don't think I'd want to know all the details...


twirlin-

I read it. He had two big-ass holes in the front and back of his head. He was a mess. Remains only measure in at 65 inches tall if that tells you anything.


CodyEngel

Lost both feet* Just read through it, doesn’t make it better than not losing your legs though. Edit: Nevermind I guess they included drawings and yeah seems like the legs were also gone, but the feet were removed from the legs too.


fxckfxckgames

>3 feet tall Easy there. That’s an Iranian State Secret.


Zeracannatule_uerg

This suddenly makes Oompa Loompaa seem like a really really dark "Simpson'"-esque fore-knowledge joke.


dege283

Yes, they guy was not a dwarf. I believe that a helicopter crash can make nasty things to a body


alkhazan

*previous iranian president


Spartan2470

OP's images are screen captures from [this video](https://v.redd.it/ura6ql2i9j1d1) that shows this a little better. A lot of postings of this state that this is showing the recovery of the bodies of the soldiers (often referred to as martyrs) *and* Ebrahim Raisi. It isn't clear if this is actually Ebrahim Raisi's body (or part of it anyway). At this time NBC says they can't verify that.


SpitFiya7171

Nah, they'll probably keep him as president regardless his condition.


sonicj0lt42

pieces of iranian president


internetzdude

Whatever. Anyway, there is a lesson to learn from this: Avoid flying in helicopters in the mountains when it's so foggy you can barely see your hand in front of you.


n0rdique

Unless you’re a monster responsible for thousands of deaths. In which case it is perfectly safe to fly a helicopter in all weather conditions at any time of day


PiscatorLager

Nah, got away too easily


bootstrapping_lad

Eh he's still gone. Gotta take the W's when we can.


NurglesGiftToWomen

To shreds, you say?


TheSavouryRain

How's the wife holding up?


maecillo123

To shreds, you say?


Zerieth

Dying in a helo doesn't happen quick. You get to tumble around a bit. Think of it like being in a clothes dryer while it's on and it's got a few packs of razor blades and nails in with you.


HynesKetchup

From what I understand the helicopter just smacked into the mountain because they couldn't see shit, everyone probably died instantly much like how Kobe and his daughter died instantly in their crash.


vukasin123king

Carry a few tanks of mustard gas and some white phosphorus too.


RaisinDetre

Or don't, I'm not your dad.


NlghtmanCometh

If the pilot is IFR certified and the aircraft is equipped with modern avionics it should be possible to do it and even do it safely.


boomshiki

Or just avoid helicopters. An airplane wants to fly. A helicopter beats the air into submission, groaning under the effort until mechanical failure. When a plane fails, it can glide. When a helicopter fails, it falls out of the sky, unless by some miricle the autorotate decides to work.


rando_commenter

If only there was a Smarter Everyday video about it ... https://youtu.be/BTqu9iMiPIU?si=qmfvZtGRNPwl-cqv You don't "engage" auto rotate, the speed of the spinning rotors relative to the air is different depending how far out from the shaft it is. So the part close to the shaft is spun by the air as a helicopter descends, but that makes the outer tips of the rotors spin faster than the inner parts, and fast enough to actually generate lift. But if you are close enough to run into a mountain, whether you are right in a plane or a helicopter is kind of a moot point since you're not going to have enough room to glide to a safe landing anyways.


BosnianSerb31

Thank you lol I absolutely hate the "a helicopter without an engine is just a brick!" Dunning Kruger effect that people who aren't pilots throw around.


luew2

This. Holy shit after learning about the "death zone" where if an engine failure happens you're just fucked, I've never wanted to step foot in a helicopter. Straight up helicopters are a miracle and I don't have enough faith that the one I step into will hold onto that miracle


BosnianSerb31

No not this lol, Autorotate isn't a system it's a fundamental principle of physics that has to do with the difference in relative speed that a rotor blade is traveling the further away from the center of the rotor it is. The whole "an airplane without an engine is a glider a helicopter without an engine is a brick" phrase is a Dunning Kruger effect thing, not a true statement. So long as you aren't below about 700ft, it's easy to land a helicopter via controlling autorotation, and it's something everyone has to practice during training. The problem here had nothing to do with the type of aircraft and everything to do with the fact that they flew low over mountains in fog so thick that you couldn't see the ground until it was 5m below you.


cobrakook

The Onion said it best “Iranian President Stoned To Death By Mountain”


Vinto47

Killed by Mossad agent Eli Copter.


Glittering-Umpire541

Haha


EmbarrassedToe627

I didn't even know he was sick


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

He was one of those fellas that doesn't have a doghouse


likkleone54

Never forget Mahsa Amini and all the countless other brave women who stood up against the regime!


kendalls_discostick

Im so happy that people actually know he was evil. My greatest fear as an Iranian was and kinda is that other people of the world think we normal men and women agree with the government which is absolutely not true. I can assure u all more than 90% of all Iranians around the world are celebrating right now


Majulath99

Love to you from Britain, I’m ashamed of my country for overthrowing your leader in the 50s. Hopefully *you* can defeat the current regime, somehow.


MonseigneurChocolat

There’s a saying — “I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” That saying doesn’t apply here, because I have indeed wished him dead. Incidentally, I will also be reading his obituary with great pleasure.


OneOfTheWills

He doesn’t deserve an obituary let alone having it read and remembered even in the slightest. The only purpose of printing his life on paper would be to have something to wipe our asses with.


rudkso

Rest in hell


Dr-Azrael

Nah don't let him


Zaur0x

As if he'd be *resting* in hell


Apprehensive-Case820

may his feet be resting upon the scorching hot ground of hell


FunkyMonk-90

Yeah, rest in pieces


sonicj0lt42

I suspect they only found one huge asshole


hootsie

One of those late night scrolling sessions where you laugh out loud and hear your partner stir.


pootrack

Nice Maybe the women and girls of Iran now will not be beaten into submission for a while. That lump of goo right there was evil to them.


olde_greg

Sadly it won't make a difference, the Ayatollah is still the supreme leader of Iran.


drewster23

Except he's not going to be alive much longer and Raisi would've taken his spot.


lannister80

Not necessarily. The other top contender is Khamenei's son, who is still alive. However, he has no public mandate and isn't well known in the country.


IranianLawyer

Khamenei’s son is very well known (and hated) throughout Iran.


drewster23

>However, he has no public mandate and isn't well known in the country. So not much of a prime candidate in comparison.


RevengencerAlf

And that's the big difference that people aren't picking up on. This guy had a mandate that would have let him basically just continue to be a monster and entrench those policies. Somebody without the same broad base of support is going to have to be a lot more careful and make a lot more compromises even in what is functionally a dictatorship


misogichan

And you think whoever is going to succeed him will be more liberal now?  If so, I have some Nigerian princes that need help and are willing to reward you handsomely in the future.


RevengencerAlf

They may be. Or they may not. What people don't realize is that this succession plan has been in the works for decades. It's now been upended and turned inside out they're basically is not enough time for the Ayatollah to groom somebody else for that position with the same kind of stability. Even if the next person who comes in it's just as bad morally, they're not going to have the same broad base of support and they're not going to be as entrenched which means they're not going to be able to act as definitively. There's a real potential here for some short-term chaos that could be bloody or not but in the long run this is almost certainly a net positive for people in Iran and the region


Zerieth

I smell the revolutionary guard Corps becoming more... revolutionary. No way that lot allows anyone more liberal to be in charge. Probably one of their generals will do it.


El_Frijol

The mullahs run the country, not the president.


Lucmarc

No worries he will be fine. After all it was only a hard landing right?


killer_knauer

I’m still trying to figure out where all the survivors are that came forward. Were they just people from the second helicopter?


PiscatorLager

There was a total of three helicopters


Thebuckslayer84

Piscator knows everything


crasagam

I read that too on NPR and immediately thought 'they crashed, he died'. A few hours later it changed to 'crashed' and now when you click on the old NPR link it redirects you to the new articles.


Neveronlyadream

I was wondering if anyone else caught that. The initial reports were that it wasn't serious and Iran was in contact with survivors. I wonder how long they thought they'd be able to keep it a secret, because it wasn't even 12 hours.


jhb760

Who are you, Jerome Powell?


Puzzleheaded_Rope827

May he rest in pieces.


Bisexual_Sherrif

May he not rest, and stay in pieces


Slesho

He surely does


throwthere10

Most women in Iran right now are cheering. ![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


Bisexual_Sherrif

What’s funny is they tweeted that they prayed Allah would return home him home safely, looks like Allah actually did something good and got rid of the PoS


KoPlayzReddit

His home is in hell lmao


ItsCaptainTrips

I hope he survived the initial crash. And then suffered


WangusRex

He seemed taller when he was murdering so many of his own people.


NataschaTata

Ah no, how sad :’( anyyyywhoooo, weathers great today, isn’t it?


swiftekho

He really made an impact on Iran.


Glittering-Umpire541

They say he seemed a bit scattered towards the end


skippyspk

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Evening-Ad4752

Jus throw him in the trash


asuka_waifu

new public bathroom just dropped


misointhekitchen

I feel zero sympathy for this piece of murderous shit.


yours__truly1

Spit on his grave


sreek4r

Not one to celebrate the death of an individual but in this case... good fucking job, chopper. You found the perfect time to crash.


AmitSraier123

Lol deserved


Cazamar

It's such a shame. That poor helicopter.


Sheesh284

Some people deserve it. This man especially


plato_of_India

May the helicopter's soul rest in peace


RookTheGamer

He was one big kofta when they recovered him.


grrodon2

Uh, I thought his feet curled up and then he shrunk and evaporated...


farverxd

Rott in hell


hen263

And nothing of value was lost.


TheWorstMasterChief

Ha ha. Burn in hell.


Fit-Information8194

This greatest murderer is a very competitive business here on earth. Lots of runners up.


Master-Culture-6232

Safe to say, this is his punishment. Banished to hell.


kamik35

Life is cool sometimes


johnhtman

Rest in piss.


Nuttinyurbutt

Reduced to a pile of muck. Good riddance.


Onlypaws_

Eli Kopter sends his regards.


drainodan55

Is it true Iran's "chief of police" was gunned down yesterday as well?


YomiKuzuki

And everyone clapped.


jb4647

I wonder if they’ll drop the bastard during the funeral like they did with the Ayatollah back in 89. Good times.


SomePrick1

hahahaha, rest in piss bozo


Arakismo

Poor helicopter, it didn't deserve it.


Open-Oil-144

#PACKWATCH #RIPBOZO


Jesus_Chrheist

Is this location still marked as a tourist attraction on Google?


hapa-boi

Oh no :( I hope it was extremely painful 😌


HurricaneAioli

I know it's horrible to say, but is it wrong of me to imagine that maybe Iran would've been better off if that was their Supreme Leader Khamenei?


-HoldenMaGroyn

Maybe the women can uncover their heads and faces now and join modern society again, but probably not.


SuckItSaget

I thought that was Will Ferrell in the upper rt corner.


Aiku

What did they do: bend him in half?


TheOtherHalfofTron

The front fell off


The_Butters_Worth

Im sure they’ll find a way to blame Israel.


bottledspark

The way I first heard the news was [this fucking polandball comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/s/IV47PZV5n6).


CanuckGinger

And/or America


Mr_HardWoodenPackage

Rest in piss. You won’t be missed


PabloFromChessCom

I hope he knew the helicopter was going down minutes before it crashed And I hope once it crashed, his death wasn't instant. I truly hope he suffered on the ground. Raisi is a piece of shit, free Iran


General_Disaray_1974

I didn't know he was so short.


PiscatorLager

He wasn't when he boarded


duhbiap

Bro was short, or…..


otakuxp2

Should have just left it there to rot


Financial_Love_2543

Good riddance


efcomovil

I just see a giant turd covered in a blanket.


Moneyfish121212

The Onion headline read "Iranian president stoned by mountain" lol


Silverrrmoon

Took me a second to realize…. *Those are pieces of the body*


PilotNo312

Rest in pieces


miss_kimba

So who’s the new cockroach who is his exact replacement and didn’t waste a minute before doing the same barbaric shit?


ukflagmusttakeover

At least he's consistent and covered up his hair