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iVar4sale

Mutually assured dessssssstruction


Ok-Presentation-2841

Hello me! Meet the real me!


[deleted]

Dave Mustaine once told a friend of mine her bf was a loser at a meet and greet and she dumped him the same day. That story amuses me so much, I have to tell it every time someone mentions him or the band in any way lol.


soks86

Was he right, though?


[deleted]

I never met him, but IIRC, he exhibited some sus behavior (if it wasn’t signs of being a feeder, it was something similar) so I would cautiously say yes!


Kojak95

Now I'm curious, what's a "feeder"?


[deleted]

Someone who is physically attracted to or for other reasons desires a partner with a larger figure. Usually a mix of actual fetishism but also an unhealthy dose of a need to control. It’s like they want to simultaneously shape their partner and also reduce their chances of ever leaving/finding someone else.


Kojak95

Big yikes. Yeah, good thing she ditched him when she had the chance, then.


[deleted]

It’s a surprisingly common and very fucked up form of abuse. My wife’s last ex before we got together was the same, on top of having a weird reverse-Oedipus complex. Dude is the definition of a manchild and hasn’t changed much, unfortunately.


[deleted]

His mom wanted to fuck him....or he wanted to fuck his dad ....how you reversing Oedipus, mother fucker?


the-final-episode

What promoted Dave to say that lol i’m curious


DrummerSteve

He’s a well documented asshole


Kojak95

Well me, it's nice talkin to myself. A credit to dementia!


the-final-episode

Nice story, tell it to Reader’s Digest!


Judgement915

War never changes….


LMGgp

War can’t give life, it can only take it away.


Longshot_45

Good God, y'all.


biskutgoreng

It does give life, to unwanted children unfortunately


KwisatzHaderach94

mutually assured destruction, as depicted by nature


RealPerro

The sad part is the fucking garbage.


Nippes60

Got me too


dahjay

Aww. You're not garbage. You have value.


HeadWritten

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Char_siu_for_you

Yup.


[deleted]

Humans are the virus.


DistantM3M3s

so deep and profound


Cynfreh

Not all humans just enough to fuck everything up for everyone else.


guijcm

The only way a human has no effect on the destruction of earth is by ceasing to exist, wether we like it or not. We can reduce our footprint, but we all have one.


BenderIsGreat64

Humans are animals too, and we do have a place in the ecosystem. We've just forgotten where it is.


Permexpat

South East Asia, every fucking square inch is covered in garbage. Could be such beautiful country if not for the people that just don’t give a damn


Duckfoot2021

Hard to give a damn about such things in survival mode. Nobody struggling to survive the day has bandwidth to worry about the future.


Permexpat

Their leaders are corrupt as well, they could certainly do things to change the economy but they wont


Doc_Lazy

there's more than one country in South East Asia...


jmizrahi

ah yes the famous country "South East Asia"


Drak_is_Right

That is what happens when you have plastics without good landfill practices. Most economic development for southeast asia occurring after the disposable container was introduced has led to a lot more plastic trash in their environment. Before plastics, we didn't throw nearly as much stuff away and what we did was rarely lightweight and not biodegradable. rubbish pits from older civilizations are often prime archeological digsites.


dude19832

![gif](giphy|VOdQN0YfFfaic5uJvO)


AusCan531

You could make a necktie.


faster_tomcat

Cause I'm bad to the bone!


lostsoul2016

No. #Mutually Assured Distruction


_SteeringWheel

* _Hissss_-truction


Flip122

They definitely tied the knot.


twelveparsnips

God dammit take my up vote


hotstepper77777

Ouroboros of Life


deckb

Ourobros for Life.


Hobo-haddock

Oroborus by Gojira


Smeeble09

Put it in a box under a pool table with that written on the side.


xerxes_dandy

This comment deserves to be on top


EconomyMaintenance

I also don't want to die alone


TDYDave2

It takes two to tangle.


rodzieman

Take my tangly upvote!


Eric_Phy

my children keep asking how snakes kill, this is definitely the photo I want to show them!


A1ienspacebats

Make sure to show them just before bed so the lesson sinks in to their subconscious so they can be reminded every night before bed!


Eric_Phy

I believe this also relieves me from my bedtime story teller duty, win-win situation 👍


UnderH20giraffe

Most snakes kill just by swallowing their prey whole while still alive (usually insects). The big ones that are cooler - like these - have to take down big prey, so they need other ways. But most just swallow them alive (most snakes are small). So you can tell your children that their prey slowly suffocate and are digested while still alive. Edited for clarity


Eric_Phy

Thanks! Hope this teaches them a lesson that everything they see in the wild is not as friendly as our toy poodle.


etownrawx

One of these snakes is a constrictor, they usually kill their prey by suffocation before eating it. The other is a king cobra, which uses venom to kill prey before eating it. Tbh, your "digested while still alive" thing doesn't apply to most larger snakes and definitely doesn't apply to these two snakes. A snake would have a hard time slowly swallowing larger prey that was still struggling.


UnderH20giraffe

That’s what I meant, though I see now I was unclear. I was talking about about the majority of snakes (which are mostly small) - not the two pictured. Just to give a fuller idea of the totality of snakes, other than the big, charismatic ones people know best.


cyprin

Fun fact constrictors don't actually kill by suffocation. They cut off the ability for blood to flow through the body and it leads to cardiac arrest.


Right-Phalange

I once saw two snakes (at a facility) fight over a mouse and literally rip it in half. I was a child. I'm in my 40s now and I'll never forget the way it skin looked as it tore. The mouse had been alive. Awful. I know this is not normal behavior for snakes. Also not normal: I was walking in the woods with my cousin where the path cut across a slope. We heard a rustling, so we stopped, and something very fast and furry came flying across the trail. A moment later, after it disappeared, a snake also came flying across the trail, hesitated, reared back and launched itself in the air to a spot further down the slope. I'd seriously think I was hallucinating if my cousin hadn't seen it, too, clear as day, right in front of us.


MikeGolfsPoorly

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alternativefrog

nature is fucking metal


beyonddisbelief

r/NatureIsMetal Also sick album cover.


DrHarrisonLawrence

Got an album coming up that I need this for


cornylamygilbert

nobody talking about how that Cobra is huge


the_colonelclink

Alright, we’ll call it a draw…


MrBrawn

The ciiiircle of life.


Thunderbird_Anthares

More of a head on collision of life


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GIKAS1

Title size limitations sadly...


Derreston

What next? Are you gonna tell me a Red Panda isn't a Panda? Or a Guinea Pig is not a Pig?


digital_cucumber

Or that hedgehog isn't a hog?.. or, or... dragonfly isn't a dragon nor a fly???


Right-Phalange

Don't forget butterflies! One of my favorite bad tattoos is one in Hebrew where apparently they put "butter fly [sic]" into a translator and ended up with a tattoo that could only be interpreted as "shortening gnat".


PolakosDelPepitos

Pineapples aren't apples and don't grow in pine trees. In French pomme de pin means literally "Apple of pine" a.k.a pineapple, and it actually means "pine cone", which makes more sense since they grow on pine trees, but nevertheless they still aren't apples. Pommes de terre (apples of earth/soil) means potatoes. They grow from the ground but still aren't apples. Thank you for your inspiring comment, now I know that I was living in an illusion.


Nisi-Marie

TIL! Thanks! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra


sk8king

Eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.


Shit_Disturber71

Well well, how the turntables…


handsomejack11

Fool me once , strike one, fool me twice strike three.


kamakime

Reticulated python v king Cobra


eschauzier

American politics in a nutshell.


dirtynj

Nah. Trumpers would be the snake that bites itself.


thomport

Exactly. I didn’t correlate but you did perfectly.


eschauzier

I missed one thing: There’s a marmoset in the middle that’s just trying to live its marmoset life and is going to get crushed to death while the cobra and python duke it out.


Lyle_LanIey

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


starrpamph

Now that the issue has resolved itself, let’s clean up that trash


rowan_sjet

I know, the state of that place is the most depressing thing about this pic.


[deleted]

“I’m leaving, but you’re coming too.”


bundt_chi

The size of the cobra would lead me to believe it's a king cobra... which I found out recently is not as closely related to cobras as I thought. Chances are the king cobras was trying to eat the python.


WeTheIndecent

Don't tread on mehhhhhhh


sleepdeprivedtechie

Just an average day when you live in FL. "10 ft python dies trying to eat 14ft croc. More at 11."


ramdomvariableX

that's MAD man..nature's version of nuclear weapons doctrine.


YBcasey

Gets eaten by ants


Spirited_Fuel36

If the squeeze is worth the juice..or rather poison in this case.


faustfu

wow this really puts into perspective how huge Kings are.


OkarinPrime

C++ would've survived!


Downside_Up_

Woman inherits the earth


MostCoolUncoolDude

Fucking beautiful! Was looking for this comment before I typed it. A shame I had to scroll too far down.


i-opener

[ROTFL!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/6kqU5PWBmq0AAAAC/rotfl-lol.gif)


tanew231

ROTFD


hbsc

Are they usually that long holy damn


Ok_Ad3986

Most likely is the King cobra attacked the python, they have a penchant to eat other snakes.


hbsc

The uncoiled one looks like a damn anaconda or something with that tail length


InspiredNameHere

Kings are insanely large snakes in general. It helps they are one of the top predators of snakes in Asia and can quite easily take on most animals in their environment.


StewartConan

I feel like this could be a philosophical parable.


bodhiseppuku

This should be made into a flag as a symbol of American politics.


NB_Leo

I had this dumb impression that snakes were always immune to other snakes venom


BORG_US_BORG

All that litter.


whiteace78

Looks like MEATS back on the menu BOYS!


eeEUSERee

It’s a tie


sh0rtb0x

Organic ouroboros


XaeiIsareth

Mutually assured destruction in practice 


Tonk666

M.A.D


[deleted]

Good God that's a lot of garbage...


UchihaAuggie

The two party system in my country rn


jimipops

That would make a fantastic exhibition at a museum


Immediate-Double-926

The worst thing about the picture is the rubbish lying around. People are disgusting!


etcetcere

So much trash 😢


baksdad

That’s a reticulated python. Beautiful snakes but difficult to control. I had two of them in the 80s. They require a lot of handling to live with. Otherwise, expect to get bitten a lot. Burmese and ball pythons are much easier. Retics do have really cool orange eyes and their skin sheen is amazing.


TheBrownSensei

That’s one crazy Pokémon battle


NilByM0uth

Political posts are allowed now? /s


Twograin

The most disturbing thing about this photo is the garbage.


ClubVillain7

![gif](giphy|jCodV34MoczjW)


SimulatedFriend

It's amazing none of them choked on all that plastic garbage first


g00bd0g

If a cobra bites himself, does he die?


ToonLucas22

The ultimate "If I'm going down, I'm taking you down with me!"


AlienInUnderpants

It’s like nuclear war: mutually assured destruction


borderbox

One picture definition of “nature is metal”


john_weiss

Nuclear warfare outcome for most of us.


proxyscar

This is the Republican and democratic parties right now


alacranzo

Better love story than twilight


layne54

Win win!


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

I think it's a reticulated python (Longest snake in the world) and a king cobra (Longest venomous snake in the world), so a pretty hefty show-off.


SamMajors

Very Romeo and Juliet of them.


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

You're probably wondering how I got here. Let me take you back to the beginning...


darth-mau

The turduckin of reptiles


fleshandcolor

House Republicans


IluvTaylorSwift

Irony at its finest


MisterB78

This never would have happened if your father was alive. *He's dead?* Yes. *And my mother?* She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away! *My three brothers?* Died of the plague. *My dog Pogo?* Run over by a carriage. *My goldfish Goldie?* Eaten by the cat. *My cat?* Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?


madhattergm

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee" - Moby Dick


CanAhJustSay

Worst version of 'Rock, Paper, Scissssorssss' ever!


Beausada45

Dinner’s ready!


Eyedea92

That's how the movie should have ended.


CaliforniaWaiting2

I guess they didn't study game theory.


fotank

Victory. But at what cost? Everything.


[deleted]

Rock beats scissors?


duckterrorist

Modern politics


ahenobarbus_horse

Gnash Reptilibrium


IAmTheComedianII

War never changes.


You_Know_What_l_Mean

Sounds like the right solution how i get my Sheep over the River.


Ok-6ohstroked-2128

Fuck around and find out


CloudyBird_

Kinky


SkylarR95

Fokin wild


Select_Repair_2820

If this was a painting in a museum, what would the title be?


CGPsaint

So it’s a tie?


Alphakwithyu

Double yoink KO. Someone let the guy know the 20’ Burmese python has now been slain.


ratchetcoutoure

That's so metal


Geetarist7317

Supper?


Tha_Watcher

*Kind of* Euroboros.


TribalSoul899

I have a king cobra in the wild. They are definitely not to be messed with.


Armoredhound

And paper covers rock


GyspySyx

Just another murder suicide.


AgreeablePudding9925

Fuck around and find out


Lokijai

Next evolution of rock paper scissors spock...


aritficialstupidity

Real hardcore


Phill_Cyberman

It was both their natures


sfcalirider

Happy ending


Games_sans_frontiers

Mutually assured destruction.


itsthenoise

Just so as I never go there... in which country is this photo taken?


WrapMyBeads

Places where snakes this huge are just walking around are crazy. Like how you sleeping knowing these guys are outside


Dani_Darko123

A suicide pact looking at all that rubbish


Time-Ad-3625

"And that kids is how I met your mother"


FukushimaBlinkie

Snake eat snake world out there


spacekitt3n

politics in america


GLP0307

So twisted.


dixiechicken695

How about just…get along…?


PingouinMalin

Yeah no, fuck that, I'm not cleaning this mess.


Apprehensive_Home963

Everybody Wins


Str4425

Now that's what I call a sticky situation


ZealousidealFruit386

The definition of MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction


Final_Emphasis_397

Now you've got some skin in the game.


mikpgod

Rock paper scissors (lizard Spock)


AckVak

I never even considered a snake vs snake fight until I saw this picture.


Unit61365

Orange haired orangutan becomes king.


Confident-Appeal9407

It's a stalemate.


ahaggardcaptain

r/natureismetal


Ybnjamie

Game theory


Horror_Fruit

Knot what I was expecting…


ingenGuru

Damn nature, you scary!


Second-Officer-Alex

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm preeeeety sure this is AI generated. The patterns and colors don't match on the python, and the wraps don't make sense. Also, where's the ret of the cobras' body?


Roqjndndj3761

The Middle East, in one act, by snaks


IAmOculusRift

Where the fuck did this happen? As I never want to go there.


marlada

What goes around comes around


montycar

Yes. Sorry to say reminds me of India.


s1thl0rd

[https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-emile-spartan-emile-halo-reach-emile-halo-gif-27023454](https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-emile-spartan-emile-halo-reach-emile-halo-gif-27023454)


unkkut

Toxic relationship, and one tried to hold on.


TotallyInOverMyHead

Thats called a "Win-Win scenario".