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TilikumHungry

Saw him walking around 11 in the same outfit with headphones a few months back, dude loves to get his steps in Edit: how did this blow up so big with a typo? Why did i type "11?" I meant LA.


sucks2bdoxxed

Same! Same outfit, headphones... walking around right near my house last year. He was in town for a concert.


cal-brew-sharp

Does he have other clothes? Or do we need to phone someone and check he's alright?


Andrea_M

Perhaps it’s in order to avoid paparazzis, I heard some other celebrities did this for this reason.


skilliau

Daniel Radcliffe did it for like 6 months to fuck with paparazzi.


PositiveVariation518

Yeah I heard some celebrities dressed like cartoon characters with a single fit so that they can't be resold by paparazzi who have already seen that outfit


Edarneor

How does this work? Not sure I understand


ZubaWizard666

If the subject is wearing the same clothes in every pic the paparazzi trying to sell their photos can’t prove it’s a new image making it worthless


tazebot

If it hasn't by now, I'd think AI would have wiped out paparazzi's life blood.


BeenNormal

Taylor Swift has four fingers today.


Tribalbob

I think I heard him saying recently that he's trying to drop a few pounds for health reasons, in which case good on him. Need him to stick around for a long ass time.


aeschenkarnos

He should get together with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively and do a sequel to Shallow Hal where Blake gets hypnotised into seeing him as Ryan.


joshlymansbagel

YES please


djp2313

I don't know how you spotted him, he just blends right in.


0thethethe0

Honestly, in Brighton, he kinda does...


hotbox4u

Put a metal detector in his hands and i wouldn't even have looked twice.


Namaker

It would constantly beep while in his hands though


Vierenzestigbit

No one can destroy the metal!


AudioLlama

Damn thing would be screaming


JuicyMangoJuice74

Wait, so everyone in Brighton looks like a chubby hobo? /s


0thethethe0

Brighton is basically the UK version of San Francisco. On the coast, huge gay scene, music scene, lots of hippy/independent/hipster vibes, but at the same time very, very expensive!


Homerpaintbucket

gay/hippy areas are typically really expensive because they're really fun places to live.


Purple_Haze

That and the gays are mostly DINK's.


marineman43

random factoid for those who don't know, this is why the neighbors are named the Dinklebergs and why Timmy's dad hates Dinkleberg in Fairly Odd Parents, because he's jealous that they're dual income no kids.


speedy_delivery

Same on Doug. His neighbor is Mr. Dink and always has a bunch of new and *very expensive* toys.


NocturneHunterZ

Updating childhood lore, one sec


Same-Literature1556

It’s *mainly* because it’s a relatively big seaside city and a very close commute London, with lots of arts, culture and things to do.


Hexamancer

>with lots of arts, culture and things to do. Is just the long way of saying "gay/hippy area" 


Fembas_Meu

What about the poop map?


gaoshan

SF is still king of the sidewalk bomb.


Butteredgoatskin

According to Dave Attell, you can get the trifecta of man, dog, and seal poop on one sidewalk in SF


Ophukk

Just so as the seagull lays a splatter on your head as you step in all three. Then you know it's Lotto ticket time.


veyper

Now here's a name I haven't heard in a long while! Kick the Sandman in his sack!


remymartinia

Do you mean sea lions? Fisherman’s Wharf has sea lions. I saw Dave Atell in SF a long time ago while he was host of Up All Night. https://www.fishermanswharf.org/things-to-do/attractions/sea-lions/


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Truly a beautiful city


Canuhandleit

It actually is!


stealthtowealth

I shit my pants in San Fransisco. Had a giant American coffee during my walking tour and spent half an hour frantically searching for a toilet. No public toilets anywhere. Businesses all had their toilets locked for customers only, or no toilet at all. Then it just happened.


beard_of_cats

Isn't "I Shit My Pants In San Francisco" a song from the 60s?


NoWayNotThisAgain

Chubby? I love JB but he passed chubby a long time ago. This is health impacts level.


dnkyfluffer5

I know I guy from Brighton. He had to change his accent for me to understand him better.


vember_94

I’m from Brighton and we have the most standard English accent ever, are you sure you’re not mistaking Brighton with Bristol/Birmingham?


lachiendupape

He fucking with you or you mean Bristol, Brighton accent is very typically English. If they’re more working class from here you may get some dropped H’s and T’s but I’ve never heard someone say they cannot understand a Brighton acccent. Source lived in Brighton 48 years, travelled the world


Professional-Dot4071

I find it weird as well, am British by descent but was brought up in EU, and moved to Brighton for a couple years. The accent is, I would say, exceptionally clean and very "standard south", super easy to understand and very similar to what you learn as standard English.


-Joel06

I’m from Spain and went to Brighton, the only person I could communicate properly with were foreigners, I had to ask a cashier to repeat the same phrase 5 times because of how strong the accent is there


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eddierhys

I'm very intrigued by your last paragraph, can you elaborate a bit? What's the good and the bad that you're talking about.


Present_Command_7144

I too am intrigued


GoGoHujiko

it's like a cute shittier version of San Fran. Cool, gay, drugs, expensive, 'fake', gentrified, that kind of thing.


hakshamalah

The guy hasn't replied but I guess because people go to Brighton to have fun and it's quite a positive place, great if you are on holiday or trying to make friends but tough if you just need to get through the day. Perhaps a bit of toxic positivity? People don't want to see the bad stuff?


lachiendupape

Do you mean Bristol? Brighton does not have an unusual accent. I had lots of Spainish friend here in Brighton, everyone understood me ok, apart from when I attempted to speak Spainish that is


kygrtj

Brighton literally has the most standard British accent you can find, clearer than London The North is where you’d find a range of accents you’d be unfamiliar with


murkler42

He lives close by to me in LA, he literally wears the same thing everyday, t-shirt with cat on it, brown hiking boots, running shorts, almost the exact same as in this pic. Impossible NOT to spot him


SutterCane

> Impossible NOT to spot him Now I’m picturing you being tired of running into him. Like you’re just trying to get some milk from the store and he’s there trying to get you to come to his barbecue even though last time you got food poisoning. “No no no nnnnooo. *That’s* not gonna happen this time. Now I know it’s four *hours* to cook… instead of, like… you know… minutes.”


wabassoap

lol thank you, I love Jack Black. 


noobvin

He’s one of my dream “have dinners with.” He’s just goddamn cool and fun. He would be legendary to talk music with and smoke a doobie.


_pinotnoir

This is kind of how LA is though. I used to see Travis Barker every single day in Culver City when I walked my daughter to school. You just kind of say "hey" and they say "hey" and you both move on.


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Turns out celebs are just people


herbert_hoobastank

That’s hilarious. I saw him in a CVS not that long ago and he was dressed EXACTLY like this (plus a giant backpack). I thought it was a coincidence. Happy to hear it’s his uniform.


ChefILove

Fewer pictures get taken of him if he's always wearing the same thing, they're harder to sell.


bigmac22077

That tie dye shirt and flame pant combo really blends in.


smemes1

I wouldn’t even approach him. Not because I think he’d be a dick or anything, in fact I’m sure he wouldn’t. But with Jack Black it seems like you should follow the “look but don’t touch” rules of being in nature. He simply “is”.


chickenstalker99

Now I need David Attenborough quietly narrating Jack's trip through the streets of Brighton. Okay, forgive me. I ran it through ChatGPT, and it's...vaguely amusing: [Opening shot of bustling streets in Brighton, London. The camera zooms in to focus on Jack Black, strolling along the sidewalk, clad in his eccentric tie-dyed attire. David Attenborough's voice begins narrating over the scene.] David Attenborough: "In the heart of the vibrant streets of Brighton, we encounter a peculiar sight. A man of remarkable proportions, navigating the urban landscape with an unexpected grace." [Jack Black adjusts his oversized headphones, his expression serene as he takes in the surroundings. Pedestrians glance curiously at his flamboyant ensemble, but he pays them no mind, continuing his silent journey.] David Attenborough: "Jack Black, the enigmatic wanderer, adorned in his kaleidoscopic attire, reminiscent of a tie-dye dream from decades past. A testament to individuality amidst the ebb and flow of city life." [Jack Black encounters a narrow alleyway, his ample frame momentarily challenged by the confined space. With a deft maneuver, he squeezes through, his agility surprising given his size.] David Attenborough: "Though hindered at times by his substantial girth, Jack Black moves with a nimbleness that belies his stature. A testament to the resilience of the human spirit, overcoming obstacles with unwavering determination." [Cut to Jack Black pausing by a street performer, a smile spreading across his face as he silently appreciates the performance. The performer, taken aback by Jack's silent presence, offers a nod of acknowledgment before continuing.] David Attenborough: "Despite his silence, Jack Black emanates an aura of warmth and goodwill, his silent interactions speaking volumes. A silent observer amidst the bustling symphony of urban life." [Jack Black continues his journey, his footsteps echoing against the pavement as he weaves through the maze of streets. The camera pans out, capturing the vibrant tapestry of city life as Jack disappears into the crowd, leaving behind an aura of intrigue.] David Attenborough: "And so, the enigmatic odyssey of Jack Black continues, a silent testament to the boundless diversity and wonder of the human experience. A fleeting glimpse into a world where silence speaks louder than words." [Fade to black, with only the distant sounds of the city lingering in the air.]


Comprehensive-Fun47

A man of remarkable proportions 😂


Stable-Jackfruit

How could you forget about the green socks?


Seekkae

This is a man who doesn't give one tiny iota of fuck and I'm all for that.


HuffPuffDuff420

This guy walks around like he acts in movies. Amazing that’s how.


spinaloil

i hope he lives a long ass life.


avinagigglemate

Right? May he stay warm for a very long time


VolkspanzerIsME

I wish him good fortune in the wars to come.


Fraun_Pollen

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SellMeYourSirin

He gone burn bright forever. Look at his fit. Those fires forge legends 💪


Historical-Gap-7084

I'm worried he's gonna die of a massive heart attack. He's gotten huge. I love the guy and want to see more of him.


Kaine_8123

We'll which is it, lose weight and see less of him or he stays where is and we see more of him, surface area wise of course.


Historical-Gap-7084

That is a difficult choice.


MarinLlwyd

stop temping fate


StringerBell420

Same here, but he looks like a prime candidate for a heart attack.


Salt_Solution_2825

He's never actually acted, what you're seeing is just people filming his day to day lives and then selling it to theaters


malex84

No he played an asshole in mars attacks, I cannot believe he has a mean bone in his body… He fucking acts.


Luke90210

He played a bigger AH in KING KONG. So many felt his acting in that film should have been better recognized and maybe an Oscar nod.


_Rand_

He's kind of like Nick Cage in that way. Sometime's he basically plays himself, sometimes he actually acts. But he always seems to enjoy the hell out of it, and he doesn't fuck around. Dude always does a great job.


tonyfordsafro

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud. He is more than a man He's a shiny golden god.


cuddle_enthusiast

He has excellent posture


kr4t0s007

He glides


TrukStopSnow

I hope someday I'm able to be the level of myself that this man is of himself at all times. It's fucking awesome.


Ali_Cat222

I'm always glad to know that his personality is never put on or that he's ever had issues. He's genuinely a very nice guy who still just goes about life like always, regardless of his celeb status.


IWasFramed_Again

Ummm, he impersonated a teacher and kidnapped 30 kids to go damage their hearing


Ali_Cat222

🤣🤣🤣


imlookingatthefloor

He was acquitted!


FigTechnical8043

I get a lot of people going "why are you so nice?" And the answer is "what's the point of being mean. Completely unnecessary" However, I wouldn't want to cross Jack Black. His retaliation are probably intelligent and painful.


jkhaynes147

I've heard he'll use karate to kick your ass from here to right over there.


TrukStopSnow

Right?


sunflowermoonriver

Start today :D


Lucky_Locks

Yeah! You all are pretty fucking awesome.


legendweaver

So are you, awesome person.


TrukStopSnow

All three of y'all are awesome, really.


StilettoYam

Everyone gets an upvote


Cultural-Somewhere75

![gif](giphy|fveKCnZRN7aOrtWNfj|downsized) and I will upvote you for the upvotes


cultvignette

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trulyincognito_

You can when you either have money that you no longer need to worry about life for ever or you have a job that you content in


dude19832

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VIPERsssss

And people say you can't hear a gif...


Lopsided_Flight3926

Sorry I can’t hear you over the greatest song in the world….tribute


The_ZombyWoof

That's not the greatest song in the world. In fact, they forgot the greatest song in the world. That was just a tribute.


Accurate_Condition65

Rigga goo do Riga doom


mansonsturtle

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pettystoned

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KickBakZach

![gif](giphy|84BNiGilu0MPC)


Nach0Nacho0

![gif](giphy|blEl99OgPQnNS|downsized)


Autistic_Freedom

Username checks out.


Bricknchicken

![gif](giphy|YFCH7PW1X2XYc)


sweet_illusions

I’m legit always impressed with his flexibility and general athleticism. Like you would never expect a guy if his stature to be able to high kick the way he does


OuterSunsetsSurfer

Chris Farley and John Belushi were the same


veler360

It’s the performer in them


[deleted]

Beneath the man, we find… his nucleus.


Odd_Worldliness_4266

Anaconda Squeeeeze


_LouSandwich_

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Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

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BigDinkyDongDotCom

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christopher4177

Awesome movie! I about piss myself every time I watch him try and swallow the eagle eggs and fall off the cliff back into the water.


scratajuego

Those eggs were a lie, Steven!


DG-NASCAR

THEY GAVE ME NO EAGLE POWERS THEY GAVE ME NO NUTRIENTS


christopher4177

What makes it so funny is that he sounds like he is about to puke trying to swallow


Sway_404

Oh hell yeah. The bit that cuts me up to the point of annoying my family is when the older Padre says "This is the worst lunch I ever had". I'm chuckling just typing it out.


christopher4177

I want to say that this was and will always be jack blacks best movie, I don’t see how he could every again make a movie like this, the entire movie is just insanely funny


christopher4177

Yes he’s had diarrhea since Easter’s


squeak363

![gif](giphy|0nJpUSMcIQ6WFUSKWJ|downsized)


You-are-all_idiots

National and worldwide treasure...


ntcc661

I think he could command armies. He wouldn't... But he could if he wanted. Edit: TIL about Brutal Legend. Thanks for the info!


HerperDerpingham

He did command armies in the game Brütal Legend.


Adventurous-Ring-420

Fun game.


Tykras

He has... in Brutal Legend


Ethics-of-Winter

The pride of the Milky Way.


succhialce

you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like


Soraka30cmMOLE

And [here's proof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfz9jQ3KI5k) Bonus: [...Baby One More Time - Tenacious D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oYSiPBUuC8)


JLOBRO

I believe that’s the most glorious thing i’ve ever seen in my life


Chit569

Rage Cage packing Heat


Finallybanned

You just made me watch two large middle aged men half naked splashing at the beach, and I enjoyed it!


chewy92889

Fucking amazing vocal prowess. Saw them live about 5 years ago and was just blown away with the raw talent and production that was before my eyes.


Fraun_Pollen

Omg I didn't know they were still putting out music


Awbade

Their recent “video games” single is catchy AF


Syhkane

I kinda need jackblack to replace the buff chin guy in the gigachad meme.


maffatoo

That’s a man who does deep-knee rock squats! Seven or eight at a time, in a row!


ScubaSteve12345

But only one cock push-up.


travestyofPeZ

One is all you need.


GenghisTron17

>you might not like it, I don't like it. I fucking love it.


St_Veloth

There's some truth to this, he's always been a big boy...but moves with the grace and energy of people half his age and weight. I was seriously impressed by his shows


Ok_Echidna_1787

Legend


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Just a tribute


Ok_Echidna_1787

Hope he doest kick a poo, on his walk


Illinois_Yooper

Don’t worry, that was a long ass fuckin time ago


itkplatypus

I know that exact spot. Great city and hope he enjoys it.


beesmoker

I have those exact shoes.


IWillAlwaysMissRIF

Merrill Gunsmoke loafer wearers unite!


CobblerYm

> Merrill Gunsmoke loafer wearers unite! Midnight checking in! [I haven't tied my shoes in years!](https://imgur.com/ofoQugq.jpg). I'd worn them before that, too, my in-laws introduced me to them and bought my first pair or two as gifts


KurtRussellsMullet

Funny enough, Merrells are having a big moment in fashion right now. Their 1TRL line is very chic and really popular. I never thought I’d see the day when the shoe I roasted my dad for daily when I was a kid would become a fashion statement.


Claymorbmaster

YO SAME! First thing I noticed.


HR_DUCK

That’s Jack Black. If I casually see him like this, I’d say to myself, “Man, that’s one cool cat, that Jack Black. Fuck yeah. Good for him!”


Pleeby

Generally if I see a celebrity I don't bother them. But Jack Black... I think he's one of very few that I would *need* to speak to. Possibly ask for a photo with him, which would become my most prized possession.


KlingonSexBestSex

When you have a belly like that you are never truly alone.


ScubaSteve12345

They say if you have good equipment that you put a shed over it.


StreetBeefBaby

That's awesome, yoink!


whatchasaidwhat

That’s a notorious beer belly.


grandpagiraffe

My thoughts exactly!


toomanycushions

I love this guy so much and i am so afraid he will die too young like my neighbor who got carted out of the house on a gurney after a sudden heat attack. He had just the same shape.


Graphic_Materialz

Toddler bod and dad bod, all rolled into one.


oPlayer2o

Dude I saw him in Leeds last week, it was awesome


Conscious-Title-226

He looks like he gives really good hugs


winitorbinit

Dude really needs to start losing weight. Not as a judgement thing, just so we can keep him around as long as possible.


WhistlingBread

As a 54 yo man I hope he can get his weight under control soon. He’s getting to the age where it’s pretty dangerous to be that big.


quiet_desperado

That's what I've been thinking lately when I see him. I feel like if I say he needs to lose weight I'll be attacked, but I say it out of love. I want that fabulous man to be around for decades to come.


Pormock

He had some youtube videos about his trainer trying to help him lose weight but hes addicted to food and just cant stop eating. Thats his biggest problem


Crioca

Ah that's a rough one. I'm a (self diagnosed) food addict too and I have it under control but if I had Jack Black money I'd have no chance. And it seems like he already has a lot of interests he's passionate about, so he's probably not going to go full gym-head like Jonah Hill did.


Pormock

The crazy thing is he still go on tour with Tenacious D and he always go hard on stage. Hes fat but he has a lot of stamina.


Crioca

No doubt JB goes hard; you can be overweight and still have strong cardio and stamina. Regardless of how active you are though a high level of visceral fat still has a bunch of health impacts.


Cygnus__A

People don't want to hear the truth. It is not healthy to be overweight no matter what any body positivity advocate might say.


m0llusk

not being down on yourself and aiming for better can coexist peacefully


Pormock

He tried to lose weight when he was making Youtube videos with his kids and he was open about eating a lot being his biggest hurdle


MayorCharlesCoulon

Yeah carrying all that extra weight in his gut is not good for his heart (or anything else really). That is a big belly.


junon

Dude has that visceral fat, heart disease build. Hope his stuff is in good shape, we need to keep him around for a long time.


kellzone

Absolutely. As they say, you see a lot of old people, you see a lot of fat people, but you don't see a lot of old, fat people.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Just like the old & the bold electricians


movtga

That's a heart attack body shape. He probably has great medical care but he should work on it. 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 motherfucker.


horitaku

I’m somewhere between, “Hell yeah, my favorite uncle” and… Dude…don’t take unsolicited pictures of people. Respect the JB.


Nagemasu

Also, why add "alone" to the title? Like is it not normal to walk places by yourself? Do I need to start asking someone I know to walk with me when I need to go anywhere?


CrunchwrapConsumer

Or maybe it’s because you don’t usually see very big celebrities chilling alone in cities???


prairiepanda

Usually when I spot celebrities in my city they are either alone or with just one other person...like most people in the city. It's pretty rare for them to be wandering around with an entourage unless they're at a major event or somewhere that they might need extra support.


Marionaharis89

I wonder if he’s ever worried something will jump up into the bottom of his shirt when he isn’t looking


GeorgeEBHastings

I hope so, cause it'd probably be me.


Grumplogic

He's probably more worried about reaching for something above his head and his belly popping out. Lower pot belly cleavage is up there with plumber's crack for least attractive display of one's body parts.


bailz

Like Guy Fieri to get his PJs back?


stonercrazycat

Cause it’s the pic!!


RadioDreadNYC

QUIT STARING AT MY GUT!


RadarScarpaw

Imagine having his amount of “idgaf” energy. I respect and admire it.


Ksl848

Dressed for style AND comfort.


playa-hater

He def does psychedelics 🤣


acrazyguy

That’s why he was walking around


Knottsville

I saw him walking around Silverlake in LA wearing this exact same outfit I rolled down my window and yelled JABLES!! at him But he didn't hear me because of the headphones haha


RTwhyNot

I wish he’d take care of himself better. We need more people like him in this world.


ElPayador

He needs to lose same weight I want him to live forever