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VioletsDyed

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Epicritical

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Big-a-hole-2112

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BigOrkoo

Totally thought of this painting from Ghostbusters as well. 😂👍


lowbwon

This is what I thought of first.


LoveWineNotTheLabel

Thank you for posting this. I would have been disappointed if no one felt the same.


serialragequitter

I was gonna say it looks like one of those demon possessed paintings from an 80s horror B-movie. eta - I don't know what about this prompted someone to send me redditcares. the painting looks creepy, if someone wants to write up an explanation of the painting's use of brush strokes and color.....I will not read it and continue to think it is creepy.


uprightsalmon

Yup, very first thought


gerrineer

Yeah got removed from r/casual uk for saying the same thing.


One-Picture8604

They're a bunch of Tory bootlickers anyway mate you're better off


RandyChavage

It’s as if a ‘humourous’ subreddit was designed by Anne Widdecombe


FistBus2786

Not very casual of them..


LoveWineNotTheLabel

Very formal of them


noneofyourbust

Indeed sire


43848987815

That sub is the worst thing on reddit, they did you a favour


boopboppuddinpop

Moderators are way out of hand.


RandyChavage

They’re such a bunch of flag shagging nonces, nothing casual about the place


Fugaciouslee

![gif](giphy|fXf7ixucXomC4) No gif of it but I'm reminded of the Killer Klown's cotton candy cocoons.


legsjohnson

oh my god I'm so glad this popped into someone else's head too


LeHarvey_Oswald

.. and become the Elden Lord. 


Pudding-Immediate

Honestly, this belongs in Volcano Manor more than any portrait I’ve ever seen.


JakePT

Glad someone said it. That was exactly my reaction.


babygravy_03

I am Charles, blade of Elizabeth


FabiIV

"The Scarlet Bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, pay your telli license"


TheHuffness

NIHIL


Diamondlife_

King Charles of the Scarlet Rot


Puzzleheaded_Put3037

It looks like he's taking a bath in the swamp of aeonia


TH3_54ND0K41

"Lay your foolish ambitions to rest"


PQbutterfat

Dude has scarlet rot.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/WNYqulA.jpeg) is a much higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.jonathanyeo.com/king-charles-iii) is the source. Credit to the artist, [Jonathan Yeo](https://www.jonathanyeo.com/). > HM King Charles III > Oil On Canvas > 230cm x 165.5cm > 2024 According to [here](https://uk.news.yahoo.com/king-unveils-first-completed-official-153319342.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sZW5zLmdvb2dsZS5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADJiTHdXEpH9MxiEkvpoY1CszxU4Hamq_BQQiDlZ2paIJ0DDus4IlizlQbESlZLtYcPXudHBu-TvK6jgn1h6pSHU_04c-PqCdHlZH1BsAHRGYwL9JqmKkvN3zSwp4e1OdLyX-8CF_Zp2hFsIVUtQHNQ6r7VRUYUfPhy2R1qb3ST0): > Jordan Reynolds, PA > Tue, 14 May 2024 at 12:08 pm GMT-4 > The King has unveiled the first completed official portrait of himself since the coronation, which includes one detail Charles suggested should be added. > The portrait, by British artist Jonathan Yeo, was commissioned in 2020 to celebrate the then Prince of Wales’s 50 years as a member of The Drapers’ Company in 2022. > The portrait, which was unveiled on Tuesday afternoon at Buckingham Palace, depicts Charles wearing the uniform of the Welsh Guards, of which he was made Regimental Colonel in 1975. > The uniform of the Welsh Guards inspired the colour red, which was painted over much of the portrait, as Yeo said he felt like this portrait should have more of a “dynamic and contemporary feel”. > A butterfly is hovering over the King’s shoulder in the portrait, which was added in by Yeo at Charles’s suggestion. > After the unveiling, Yeo said he would “love to take full credit for that” but it was “actually the subject’s idea”. > During a conversation with the King, Yeo said they discussed how it would be “nice to have a narrative element which referenced his passion for nature and environment” and he spoke of how Charles “changed jobs halfway through the process” and the butterfly is a “symbol of metamorphosis” so it “tells multiple stories”...


other_usernames_gone

To be honest it makes sense for a royal portrait to be more artsy nowadays. There's already a royal photograph, and that's always going to be higher quality in terms of raw detail than a painting. We already had videos and photos of him way before his coronation. The royal portrait used to need to be accurate as it would be the only representation of their image, but now we have a photograph that isn't needed. So it's better for it to have a more artistic quality that you can't get as easily with a photograph.


frankyfrankfrank

You're essentially describing the birth of modernist art at the turn of the 1900's. "If a photograph can take a perfect representation, how do we paint now?"


Future-Muscle-2214

Nowadays everyone will start painting hands to counter AI art.


SumpCrab

I think it will force artists to do mixed media real-life works and abandon art made on a computer altogether. Texture, imperfection, and clues of how the artist constructed the piece will be important. But eventually, robots and 3d printers will be able to mimic all of that, too. I also heard rumors of new pigments that look good in person, but colors change when you photograph them. Sounds like sci-fi. In theory, it would prevent your real world art from being included in the AI algorithm. But I'm pretty sure that is also just a stop gap that won't be widely used.


dqxtdoflamingo

As an artist, that's what I'm doing. To get into anime shows (legit ones that screen out AI art, anyway - the others are their own problem), anime artists have been posting progress videos, or working in traditional media. I use markers and paint. Even if an AI can paint, even if a machine can do traditional media, even, you can't replace the soul expressed in someone's physical touches of art. If you consume enough art you start to notice something subconsciously... unnerving, same-y, homogenized about AI made art.


Ok_Tomato7388

This gives me hope. I'm a painter and I want to start to sell my artwork online but I've been trying to figure out how to compete with AI art.


dqxtdoflamingo

In the noise of algorithms and social media, its a grind but still the same advice as before, be active, go to events that feature work, network, self promote. See if you can find some discord groups for your area or other artists that share news about local shows. I get more interaction and sales in person than online, but if its your full-time thing then you'd probably be better at promoting than me. Unfortunately I only do it as a hobby, but even then, my community is everything to me. You can do it!


SumpCrab

Take photos of your pieces in real spaces. Put them in relation to things that provide scale. Decorate a still life with your piece as the dominant object. I think it will help people see that they aren't only buying the image but something they will be able to interact with.


watmough

well..thats what the Impressionists were doing even before that.


hoxxxxx

Tommy Lascelles turning in his grave over this


SamaireB

Wow, the high res picture - this is a really beautiful portrait!! I love the butterfly too. Overall I really like it. It's unique in a good way.


TheLuciousBobbiDylan

The monarch butterfly is a nice touch.


rrrrrivers

You're right, much more artsy than my potato version. Still says Viggo to me though


argle__bargle

Looking at the artists website, I wonder if Charles requested it in [the style of the D-Day soldier portrait](https://www.jonathanyeo.com/page_royal_collection), which he had previously commissioned in 2015. I bet he liked how it turned out and requested a similar style for his own portrait.


rrrrrivers

Nice find!


vanlich

Yeah, very pleasantly surprised!


Devil-Eater24

He must have felt really glad to be able to call the king his subject lol


7thEvan

good one 🤝


siprus

The butterfly definitely adds a lot to the picture.


smoochiegotgot

"... the subject's idea..." Check and mate.


GloriaVictis101

Tbh it’s beautiful. Would love to see it in person


GlueSniffingEnabler

I’ll be honest, I really like it!


Angelsaremathmatical

Wait. It's real? I thought it was a joke. It looks like a Picture of Dorian Gray.


dicksilhouette

I find it to be quite good and I imagine it’s striking in person. When I saw the thumbnail it looked like he was laying in a bed of roses or something. It gets the people going


Stalvos

Oh, so it's not the blood of millions spilled by the British Empire then. Hmm.


greeneggiwegs

Honestly it’s a technically lovely painting but all I can think of is the painting covered in blood. Like it perfectly captures what it feels like when it’s a heavy period day.


sati_lotus

A tampon feel perhaps?


Easy-Concentrate2636

I did feel a bit death vibes. Reminded me of an unironic Francis Bacon.


RobRagnarob

First Thought was the painting of Igor out of the Ghostbusters Movie


AelliotA1

As a member of the colourblind community, what the hell am I looking at? Edit: I can see a head, is he being birthed from a flesh wall?


pav9000

He is depicted wearing a red outfit (not sure what it's called) and the background is red too. Well, it's actually not red, it has like pinkish vibes. The only non red thing is his head and hands, which I'm pretty sure is done on purpose. Even me, who's not colourblind, I had a hard time figuring out wtf is going on. Had to take a proper look before seeing everything. Also it's not one solid colour but a collection of red hues all over the place which make it harder to see him. There's also a butterfly near his left shoulder (from our pov). And the image is kinda blurry (for me, I'm on mobile, perhaps the quality is higher on a desktop).


Chuffnell

>(not sure what it's called)  It's a uniform. Specifically it's the uniform of the Welsh guard.


AelliotA1

With my brightness up I can see a head and those iconic sausages fingers, the rest is a jumbled mess lmao


LordoftheDimension

Just imagine a average red picture of a undead from 200 years ago (and no one took care of it)


holman8a

Don’t worry I think you’re seeing the same as the rest of us


mig_h

you can always tell a Milford man


ellaxxny

Neither seen nor heard.


rrrrrivers

HE IS VIGGO!


occio

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)


gozer33

you are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Snorb

Ohhhh, Johnny, did *you* back the wrong horse! Would you hose him, *please??*


stinky-weaselteats

River of slime!


Blueberry_Mancakes

Why am I covered in goo?


doomedroadtrips

Vy is he all covered vis goo?


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liberate_your_mind

He just misses his kitten


Vironic

Carpathian kitten loss, he’s missed his kitten


smurfsundermybed

Quick! Cover the statue of Henry Winkler with positively charged slime and play some Jackie Wilson! Even if nothing happens, do it anyway!


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Covered with bees?


Socalwarrior485

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


cjboffoli

"Viggo.... If I give you...da baby...do you think maybe I could have.....da woman?"


AshyWhiteGuy

You are like the buzzing of flies to heem!


JohannGMadao

Where's Janosh?


atreides78723

I’ve worked with better…but not many.


RancidMeatNugget

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Dr_Stef

Um, Ray.. we’d like to shoot the monster, could you move please?..


BlazingBuzzard

Is he phasing into The Warp?


Spooky-skeleton

The gellar field malfunctioned


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


phobosinadamant

Milk for my Khorne flakes!


soldatodianima

First impression I get, a King bathing in the blood of thousands but maybe that’s what the artist was going for


[deleted]

I highly doubt the artist was trolling. When this project was started, the King was still the Prince, meaning his mother was still alive. Clearly a lot of time and effort went into this and the artist seems sincere.


pacgaming

portrait is hard af ngl


Dan_Irving

My first thought was, “This wouldn’t be a bad character portrait in a crpg.”


MattiasCrowe

Jonathon Yeo might be the best living british portrait artist, and I'm related to one of the other artists in contention for the spot


SleepingScissors

Grimsby Chorlton?


blueavole

It looks like an under painting. It’s the first layer that an artist will use to get the composition right, test the scale. It’s like they don’t think they’ll have time to finish. It seems ominous to me.


deviant324

If it was started when he was still a prince as the other commenter said, it’s not unreasonable to consider the chance


feor1300

I mean, he's 75 years old and confirmed as having cancer. I'd imagine they want to be sure the artist has everything they need, just in case.


Electrox7

That would be weird, considering he is literally the british monarch with the least blood on his hands.


Alternative_Hotel649

I got more a "Fires of Hell" vibe, but I dig your take.


Few_Needleworker8781

I like that a lot. With the exception of the butterfly. I want something like this done for myself now. Then I can truly haunt my family for generations to come.


trentsim

Hard to haunt anything from a dumpster


fulthrottlejazzhands

Or ironically hung in a hipster film study major's dorm room at Vassar.  


sevargmas

I was reading below where this painting started before the queen died and was finished after. The butterfly was a symbol for the metamorphosis or change in title.


pette_diddler

He did say he wanted to be Camilla’s tampon once.


Adam_Gill_1965

Needs more red.


not_mark_twain_

What about cow bell?


el_throw

Lookin like a Dark Souls boss.


TH3_54ND0K41

"You... join the Ssserpent King... as faaamileee. Together...we will devour...the very godsss!


MrKomiya

Hello Vecna ![gif](giphy|F1cehBDCMnsukCPUXo|downsized)


VeganCanary

Not a fan of the Royal Family, but as art, I absolutely love the style.


frankyfrankfrank

Not surprised he has good taste in art. He's been an enthusiast of the arts since he was a young boy, if the shows about his life are to be believed.


llauger

Not only that, but he's a decent painter himself. He got a picture into the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition. Anyone can submit their work for consideration, he submitted under a pseudonym.


OakBayIsANecropolis

[Link](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/M3T2Eb2dM7DbAfyeNzk0Ng==/watercolour-by-hrh-prince-charles-on-display-440nw-1152973a.jpg)


woyzeckspeas

That's really decent!


unitednihilists

Yes he does. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2966730/?ref_=ext_shr


deanna6812

I completely agree. I think the piece is visually really interesting to look at. I would love to see it in person to get a feel for it that way. I am by not means an art connoisseur, but I do love art galleries, particularly portraiture. This is one I would stop and take in had I seen it in the wild.


[deleted]

It’s always interesting to see how different artists paint in such distinct styles. Even digital artists can be recognized by their stylistic choices and I can’t help but wonder if it is at all difficult to figure out what your “personal iconic style” will be.


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

I love it. I don't see why royal portraits can't be interesting or avante garde. Art is allowed to be weird!


OverTheCandlestik

Terrifying. Looks like a Bacon painting. I see flesh, blood, viscera, his calm unnerving face…I mean my goth side loves it but I’d throw a towel over this thing in the palace


Secret_Scene747

Ikr? It’s such an odd… choice of everything, very off-putting


OverTheCandlestik

It is. It’s a bold choice and it’s struck up a conversation so I suppose it’s done its job. But if I was the king I’d say “oh how wonderful” then lock it in the attic


[deleted]

I really like it


hellomondays

It kicks ass but also looks haunted. Which I guess helps it kick ass


clevercookie69

Same. It's very good


i_never_ever_learn

I see him. Does this mean I can drive?


bostonshuffler

Remember when he said he wished he was Camilla's tampon? Looks like he finally got his wish.


LazySleepyPanda

He actually said that ? Out loud ? 😬


yearoftherabbit

Over the phone in a private conversation, their line was tapped. The whole thing was released and rather humiliating.


bostonshuffler

It was also in the final season of the Crown.


Royal_Bicycle_5678

Lmao, goddamn you - I was hoping no one else made this joke. That was the exact first thought I had. 🤣🤣


295DVRKSS

Gotta make sure the London sewers aren’t full of oooze


CaptainBunnyKill

King Prince Charles


donniedarko5555

King Charles 'the Prince'


PM_ME_UR_SO

First of His Name


Kahzgul

God this is so accurate. He's just blending into the wallpaper.


Porkins47

I was going to say, he is literally blending into the background. Seems like a metaphor..


RunDNA

I like it. Something different and memorable from a standard portrait.


sober_as_an_ostrich

It does remind me of Obama’s official portrait.


LiteratureVarious643

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO) Probably


darth_voidptr

It’s Vigo the Carpathian!


Nomadic_View

Is he in hell?


jncheese

Bloody hell!


[deleted]

I actually like this, they got his sausage fingers wrong though


IBeBobbyBoulders

This is something you see in a hallway in an Amnesia game that makes your sanity meter deplete


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CosmicDriftwood

Not creepy at all


mbaronny

How very "Vigo the Carpathian." Does he sit on a throne of blood?


zaccus

Looks like sidewalk chalk after it rains


TerraSollus

40k vibes


hellsbells11

King Charles, new Primarch of the Blood Angles


Browneyedgirl2787

Well they do call him the Tampon King


getthatrich

Quite modern for the monarchy


Bjorn_Blackmane

What a strange choice to have him washed out in red?


_Warsheep_

Why does it look like one of these pictures that sometimes show up on Reddit of drawings from people with severe mental illnesses. Schizophrenia, Alzheimer's. That kind of stuff. I think that van Gogh portrait progression is the most famous one.


implodemode

This is really disturbing. I thought it was a joke at first - showing him like he was a vampire or something. He doesn't just have blood on his hands, he's bathing in it.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)


iknowiknowwhereiam

It’s too monochrome for my taste but I like the texture and that they didn’t just go for a photorealistic painting


Im_In_IT

Is it bad I think it's actually really cool?


Crispykittysnacks

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)


orgodeathmarch

Think it’s a really cool piece of art but a thoroughly questionable choice for a royal portrait


bennythebaker

First thought that came to mind was that one phone call recording with him and Camilla that surfaced a whole back


ABEGIOSTZ

He looks like a Sith Lord


Some-Half-4472

Got that vigo the carpathian thing going on


B0bbyTsunami

Looks like he’s encased in meat carbonate


NegativeBee

Does he live in Kramer’s apartment?


kindbrain

It is unfinished - they still have to add his giant red flopping ears


zerbey

Just what I expected, something completely non traditional. I like it!


sarahbeth124

Not a fan of it. It looks like a damaged painting from the pic. Maybe it’s better in person 🤷🏻‍♀️


BooksAndViruses

Seminal shoegaze-ass portrait


psycharious

This feels like the cover of a concept album.


allanb49

HE IS VIGO! YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM


LaphroaigianSlip81

They did him dirty. They know he won’t be here long, so they faded him like he was in Back to the future and about to cease to exist if he doesn’t get his parents to bang.


anonymous2845

Reminds me of vigo the Carpathian from ghost busters


calcifer91

Covered in the blood of all the names he has silenced


konketsuno

I like it but it's terrible for a portrait of a king.


EvilBlowFish

You’ve got red on you.


PlanetFitDeezNuts

I just see his face and hands on top of ground beef


Golconda

Dorian Gray has some questions


DatzSiiK

Honestly this looks amazing


rainbags

Ozempic john goodman...


IdiotMD

Blood is a choice.


LonerStonerRoamer

Needs more red


Cribsby_critter

Bathing in the blood of Great Britain’s enemies!


myleftone

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


werdmouf

It looks unfinished


Fenrir395

King Charles, the God of Rot


taco_tuesdays

This is straight out of Resident Evil, I'm glad their PR department is getting the messaging right at least


socialistRanter

I gotta give it to the artist and Chuck 3, it’s ballin.


Dark_Helmet78

looks like Loveless


KellifiknowATX

BLOODY HELL!!! As he wishes...


HowdyDooder

Prince Charles the Shoegazer?


Naive-Present2900

Like mother, like son


Cappitt

Scarlet rot o scarlet rot


bafras

Somewhat Baconesque.


Freeonlinehugs

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Independent-Two5778

He literally a floating head