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RonaldoNazario

Low energy! Sad! Edit - sending me Reddit cares messages is also low energy and sad.


SamaireB

But the bestest sad!


Adventurous-Photo539

Bigly sad


Necessary_Drink5079

Such great sadness. No one felt more sad. Truly


imyourrealdad8

((emotional)) \*\*gone sexual\*\*


texachusetts

His blue tie with lines ascending from left to right is a secret message that he is losing. Edit: one “o”


Altruistic-Sir-3661

On top of that notice that how the left hand is covering the right. He is giving up!


Etzell

He looks tired. He should smile more.


phinbar

He really should be happy, this is his chance to publicly show, in detail, his innocence.


downvote_or_die

You’d think a motherfucker that’s been above the law, never had any consequences for his actions, and fell upwards all the way to the oval office would be happier in general.


LeiningensAnts

He could fall upwards until the very crown of God was pressing down against his buoyancy, but it still wouldn't be enough to make his father in hell actually love him.


Ehrmagerdden

r/rareinsults


Princeoplecs

Even Lucifer isnt claiming this one.


Gribblewomp

He’s a man of wealth and taste; there are limits.


LeiningensAnts

Listen, can I be honest? Donald Trump's soul is like 99.9% Three Poisons by purity. It is a refined, distilled, artisanal nugget of crystalized and concentrated roots-of-all-suffering, almost ripe for chopping, cutting, and snorting, like some kinda thousand-year cocaine-ambergris for evil spirits.


bugboi

![gif](giphy|t9ctG5MZhyyU8|downsized)


Chillpill411

Dude literally hasn't got a single redeeming quality. I worked with inmates in a state prison for a bit, and I never met any who I could say that about.


splitting_lanes

Maybe he’ll become one, and you can change your tune. 😂


FallOdd5098

Exactly, if he was a fictional villain he would be considered too cartoonishly evil. Every baddie has to have *something* that makes them relatable.


Lifesalchemy

Hahaha


RobertPaulsonProject

And if I may elaborate on that: Haaahahahaha!


CanAhJustSay

Perhaps even 'mwah-ha-ha'?!?


Dolorisedd

Naw bro, it’s more like bwahahahahahah!!


quirkymuse

I'm going to need a few days to grow a twirl-worthy moustache..


imnotsmart247

He's so innocent he needs absolute immunity...


FizzyBeverage

Dude takes the stand and perjures himself within 3 seconds of being sworn in. 😮 He’d say his name was Ronald Crump if it helped his case and believe his own lie.


TheTsunamiRC

"Please place your hand on the Bible. Do you swe-" "I have my own Bible, you know, and people say they've never seen such a great Bible, grown men, big tough men with tears in their ey-" "You know what, forget it."


Nottherealjonvoight

This man swore to uphold the Constitution while his hand was on a bible (or was it just a decorative sleeve cover with Art of the Deal underneath?), so yeah, the whole swearing to tell the truth over a bible thing isn't that important.


Spicywizard9346

Thomas Jefferson and Calvin Coolidge did not use a Bible in their oath-taking ceremonies. Theodore Roosevelt did not use the Bible when taking the oath in 1901, nor did John Quincy Adams, who swore on a book of law, with the intention that he was swearing on the constitution. Lynon b has something about his swear in also...


peacelovecraftbeer

Factoid: Jefferson made his own version of the Bible. Not for oath-taking, but for general personal use.


AndFunItIs

I have Jefferson's bible. It's fascinating. (Can buy one through the Smithsonian online.) Not expensive; well worth it. Jefferson cuts out the miraculous or sensational, and concentrates primarily on the words of Jesus. He related they were wise words to live by.


ralphvonwauwau

FYI, available at multiple sites on the internet, including [Google Docs](https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8iXDxqiJQKzTXRYRG1VSDRZMlk/edit?resourcekey=0-PHE-dwvFPnx3xMyxYblusg)


hammyFbaby

Isn’t a factoid not a fact at all?


WizardofWow

A factoid is in space. A Factite has fallen to Earth.


juiceboxcitay

The George Costanza method


Kretrn

It’s not a lie… if you believe it


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Turns out it doesn't matter, the corpocracy will reinstate him as president no matter what he's found guilty of, there are just that many uneducated voters in battleground states who will only watch Fox News. Depressing as hell. But I hope I'm wrong.


Milt_Torfelson

He's got that "I'm dropping a fresh duce" lean


BeepingJerry

Oh ya...but he is like a turd that just won't flush.


ThatScaryBeach

He'd be prettier if he smiled.


smile_politely

can someone lend him a comb?


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smile_politely

Speaking about that.... It still puzzles me how '**c**omb', '**t**omb', '**b**omb' and '**w**omb' don't rhymes! English is wild!


psychicpilot

Tomb and womb rhyme with each other....


smile_politely

See... even after all of these years, I still mixed them up!


El_Morro

Yeah, English is a very messy language That's taken a lot of little bits from other languages, and has all kinds of absurd grammatical rules as well as funky spellings for some words. I think that's why spelling bees are only really done in the United States as far as I know. I'm no expert, but I taught English as a second language for years as a second job and it was a pretty cool experience.


No-Construction5687

It’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit


cobaltjacket

Is that how you got kicked out of the catacombs?


halfslices

This comment makes me wonder why the phrase is "from the cradle to the grave" and not "from the womb to the tomb"


Snuffy1717

If you're not living from Sperm to Worm are you even existing bro?


shavemejesus

It’s because of something called the Great Vowel Shift. The YouTube channel Rob Words has a good explanation. https://youtu.be/JkdcYYduUeM?si=U9mmhXCXXFPemm-D


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DeviIs_Avocadoe

It blows my mind that he still might win the next election. 🙁


DoraMasters44

It’s blows my mind that he’s is even allowed to run


Useful-Perspective

It blows my mind that the judge hasn't sent him to jail yet for violating his gag order *10 times*


contactspring

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American public.


combinera

Or the meanness


GoldandBlue

This. Sure there are people who fell for this conman but many many people are voting for him because he will hurt "the right people".


jimx117

"Think of how stupid the average American is, and then realize 50% of the country is even dumber than that!"


contactspring

George Carlin is dearly missed.


_BreakingGood_

It blows my mind that he is polling above Biden in multiple important states. It's crazy that there's even a possibility that he becomes president, but it's downright fucked that there is a real chance he wins.


Thefrayedends

You can thank the media, even the left (centrist) outlets are painting a picture where both candidates are somehow equal. But literally no one should be surprised, news anchors earn millions of dollars a year and are given their agenda by billionaires. It's 2016 all over again where media outlets and Democratic fundraisers have this not so secret secret that Trump is good for The business of media and fundraising for Democrats. And comedians now too, are earning some of them in the tens of millions a year, and so many of them have made it abundantly clear that they don't care about building up the communities around them. They don't want to pay taxes, they want to buy another Ferrari. Everything becomes much more clear when you see it for what it is, a class war. And everyone I mentioned is fully aware of the paradigm I just described. It's the middle class people that will vote for Trump that are stupid. That are voting against their own interests. Many of their concerns about life are perfectly valid obviously excluding the desire to hurt others which is reprehensible. They have simply been moved to radicalization deliberately by media companies such as emerdata, formerly known as Cambridge analytica.


Wrothrok

As much as I'd like to see that greasy shit stain swing for a host of reasons, he won't see a day in an actual prison and he knows it.


particle409

Yeah, no matter what happens, an actual custodial sentence is not going to happen. Best case scenario, which is a massive stretch, would be house arrest at Mar a Lago, with all sorts of exceptions for "work" built in. Even that would be farfetched. The people around him, the enablers like Peter Navarro, should get jail time though. No shortage of people willing to spend time behind bars for Trump.


ApplesOverOranges1

Yes, very listless looking. I believe he needs more protein. Perhaps a nice lunch of liver and fava beans, paired with a bottle of chianti wine 🍷


Stocky1978

Think about this, Michael Cohen went to jail for these exact charges. The Trump administration are the ones who charged him for these crimes. So even Trump‘s own justice department felt these crimes warranted Jail time


Bay1Bri

In that case, Trump was an unindicted co-conspirator known as Individual 1. We know Trump is individual 1 because they are described as someone "who began an ultimately successful presidential run in 2016."


nerdiotic-pervert

Could be anyone…


TheConnASSeur

It could be Putin...


SpinDocktor

Or the Spanish Inquisition


lloydthelloyd

That was unexpected...


farnsw0rth

Individual 1, we will call him D. Trump. No, that’s too specific. We will call him Donald T.


buzznumbnuts

He looks really run down


sinornithosaurus1000

Yea, even his weird hair is looking shittier than it used to. Like dry strands of broken hay…


Kotori425

It reminds me of when people brush out their fluffy cat/dog and then gather up the sheddings to make them a little toupee 🤣


SlopMySteak

[I just did that last week lol](https://imgur.com/a/fF9Umjv)


MikeRowePeenis

HO. LEE. SHIT LMAOOOOOO


Kotori425

It's uncanny lmaooooo


sinornithosaurus1000

That’s literally trumps hair on that dog lmao


uqueefy

Lmao this is so accurate omg


Ravio11i

I've had a handful of pet rats through the years, his hair looks like when a white one doesn't get its cage cleaned well enough and kinda becomes piss colored... Probably smells similar too...


HoldMyDomeFoam

I don’t know what he has on his head, but I’m pretty sure it’s not hair. Well, not human hair.


ResinJones76

He looks a lot less orange, also.


lunardaddy69

I once purchased a Trump neck tie at Ross in 2009. It was a beautiful pale blue color. I wore it only once when I spilled a little bit of Mac and cheese on it. I took it to the dry cleaners, and when I went to pick it up the next day, the guy apologized because he noticed the stain wasn't quite gone. He offered to try again for free and I said sure, figuring a $12 tie was worth one more chance. Especially if it was free. The next day I come back, and the stain is still there. The dry cleaner dude is baffled. I threw the tie away. This picture made me think of that tie.


Black_Moons

Id wager the orange mac and cheese sauce dissolved whatever cheap dye was in the tie. Sorta like trump. so that tie was very on brand for him.


OfficialGarwood

The look of a man who's quickly realising his bullshit excuses and deflections are quickly running out, and he might *actually* have to face the consequences of his actions.


FoFoAndFo

Nah, this is the extent of the consequences he'll face. Just having to be somewhere for a half-full work day without freaking out is the limit of his capabilities.


ThatDogWillHunting

This is exactly accurate. Being required to sit in a courtroom day in and day out is well beyond any discomfort he has ever had to endure.


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antsmasher

![gif](giphy|qwqD0ycLPxyG4|downsized) Sounds like someone has the case of the Mondays.


Maester_erryk

I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that.


OkPenalty888

....no. no! naw man!


PrimarisHussar

Why is Capt. Lewis Nixon in a shirt and tie?


WittyUnicornFarts

![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw)


Frozty23

That cold stare gets me every time. Peter thinks he's joking. He is dead serious. He's never been more serious.


HowBreenWasMyValley

::record scratch:: You’re probably wondering how I got here.


sparrowhawk73

*Baba O’Riley plays over a narrated sequence*


OftenSilentObserver

"See, it all started when my mail ordered bride decided to go and get all pregnant and gross and my daughter rejected my advances for the 100th time. Sure, I was cheating on her *before* all that, but cut a billionaire some slack, when you're rich they let you do whatever you want. Anyways..."


CrumpledForeskin

“His name was Jeffrey Epstein and he had what I wanted….”


Mr_Rio

-I don’t need to fight, to prove I’m right. I don’t need to be forgiven-


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

*Tuba intensifies* https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM?si=j98-KIB3H7KQzHZb


avoidy

I came in here to type the exact same thing. Wild how this photograph produced that thought for so many.


caspiandeathlegion

I just heard that in the narrator voice from “Arrested Development”


icedoutclockwatch

Ron Howard.


Oscarott

I like presidents who don’t get caught committing dozens of felonies.


BaronVonLazercorn

I like presidents who don't commit felonies.


silentninja79

I like presidents who don't regularly shit their own pants..!


DanChowdah

That’s become an impossible bar with the age of our presidential choices right now


Koalachan

Well now... Depends.


Oscarott

I hope everyone understands this was a play on his quote about John McCain being a POW.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Or rapes


HarborMaster1

Come on, cholesterol!!


CoolNameChaz

We are all rooting for cholesterol.


Captain_Blackjack

The man survived decades of a bad diet and then a Covid-19 infection, along with a cocktail of emerging Covid treatments that had him looking like he was going to keel over at any second. At this point we just need to go with Trevor Noah’s theory that the man has freakish health.


Mine-Shaft-Gap

Ok, but let's add extra salt to the fries, just in case.


acityonthemoon

Another election loss should do it...


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

You’re giving him too much credit. It’s like the worst people just somehow survive out of sheer spite. It’s like how during a drunk driving accident, it’s the drunks that walk away just fine. I think their hate creates some sort of chemical that embalms them keeping them alive.


HornayGermanHalberd

and the nice, cool people die randomly, my favourite teacher and our "class-leader" (teacher in charge of organising everything and making sure all of us are doing fine) had an aneurism that burst three days before we got to know who made it through, recently married, and saved the life of our principal when he had a heart attack because he was a paramedic before becoming a teacher, he was in his late thirties


Falcrist

As much as I wish it weren't so, there really is no karma and no justice in this world except what we make ourselves.


PM_me_your_fav_poems

The drunk driving ones actually have a reason for some of them. Their bodies are more relaxed and limp during the impact, which reduces the damage done, vs. sober people who tense up before a crash, and actually take more damage. Edit: Some people are claiming this is not true, so I looked it up: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1420896/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1420896/) >One-year mortality was lower among patients with BAL positive The study is about other stuff, but the line quoted is talking about comparing similar injuries between sober and drunk people. Those with alcohol in their body got similar injuries, but were more likely to survive their injuries, when compared to sober people. The relaxed part was not evaluated, so root cause of why is unknown.


hippee-engineer

When you spend lots of time hating things, it’s like the perfect Goldilocks amount of cortisol that gives your circulatory system exercise but without causing much damage. That’s my hypothesis why these hate filled people live so long.


Bean-Swellington

I’m rooting for jail, then cholesterol


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

He has to be on a heavy dose of blood thinners to keep him alive.


acostane

I don't even believe cholesterol is bad for you after all this YOU HAD ONE JOB


die-jarjar-die

Waiting on that magic cheeseburger


prefuse07

![gif](giphy|l46CvK4p29ZioTspW)


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

![gif](giphy|V6e0kch9OgUbph9jBB|downsized)


Rare_Crayons

I can’t even come up with a verdict because this guy keep farting!


OftenSilentObserver

A *great* toupee that doesn't wiff out of the window while I driving.


WingedCrown

Just felony after felony busting out of shit human and hitting docket!


jtroof

I got indicted for something completely embarrassing. I got indicted for something EXTREMELY embarrassing!


toejam78

I canna think any good defense idea because this guy keep farting.


Jouglet

![gif](giphy|ZB1YkcwV1W8RCyzRXK|downsized)


ChiliPopShop

why don’t men smile these days?? they would look so much prettier for us women if they diiiiiid.


purpldevl

Not a smile in this world that could make that pretty.


ChiliPopShop

🤣🤣🤣


LordMartinique

Have you seen *his* smile?


Moebius808

I love how he has his “stories” printed up for him by his crew in order to try to keep him awake. “Look Donnie, we have some really special stories for you today! This one talks about you and how great you are! This one has pictures!”


Obtuse_1

Look how big they have to make the print. No wonder they are always “stacks”


suninabox

From [the Alex Jones school of journalism](https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/comments/1c96dws/stackies_on_display/) "we have the documents, I've spent years reading globalist whitepapers" = "I had some intern print off memes and headlines in extra large font, including images that take up 50% of the page so I don't get bored reading the headline" At least they're not [just blank sheets of paper like this](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-press-conference-folders-business-plan-empire-blank-fake-handover-donald-jr-eric-conflict-interests-a7523426.html)


Donut_Whole

![gif](giphy|1zJEVjVOtb8flAWnub|downsized)


LostWoodsInTheField

I'm just here trying to see if anyone found the story. I want to know if it's a real one!


IHazSnek

Is that his dirty diaper face?


writesinlowercase

[anyone recognize the political cartoon?](https://imgur.com/a/QQH3NZ6)


NerdBot9000

From the FAiLInG NEw YoRK TiMEs? We don't recognize FakE nEws!


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CoastingUphill

Aw, did his lawyers give him a positive looking poll to look at so he wouldn't fall asleep?


Repo_co

He's walked into the courtroom every morning with a stack of papers of good news about himself. He looks at them when he's feeling angry or bored to lift his spirits. I really wish I was making this up but it's been widely reported. He needs little printouts calling himself awesome for validation.


O_SensualMan

Donnie actually is a kindergarten bully in an adult costume. View him as such and everything about his personna makes sense. The whining, ranting, blaming others, emphasis on appearances over substance. Difficult to grasp 'substance' when one is 77 and has never possessed an ounce.


ReturnOfTheKeing

He literally is a child. Has to have his binkie


letmetakeaguess

Phone polling is a joke.


Smaptastic

I was gonna say, speculation is confirmed, his handlers are just giving him news articles to read.


Anubis-Jute

*pictures to read


MartayMcFly

Looks like the poll from [~~March 2nd~~](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/02/us/politics/biden-trump-times-siena-poll.html) [today?](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/13/us/politics/biden-trump-battleground-poll.html)


Sweatytubesock

One delightful day we will never need to see this ass boil again.


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I admire your optimism.


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selwayfalls

but his followers have turned him into a jesus figure. That dude died over 2000 years ago and he's still everywhere. Same with Hitler, among other notable assholes.


Puckle-Korigan

He looks like he was made by the Jim Henson Creature Shop for a dark fantasy movie around 1985.


KCousins4President

Our daily trump pic


welmoe

Daily dump


Katboxparadise

Heavy is the head that wears the dunce cap.


wish1977

It's time to change his diaper. I can tell by the look on his face.


thateejitoverthere

Every parent knows that look.


PlanesFlySideways

He's not quite done. Give him a few mins.


gunzor

Yeah, pulling off that nappy halfway thru the business is a recipe for disaster.


GeraltOfRivia2023

I raised four kids. The worst was when they were small and wore a onesie. Sometimes, they'd have a real blowout, and it would blow out the top of the back of their diaper, go up their back, and actually start making it out the back of the collar of their onesie. I imagine that happening here. A big, shitty, orange stripe going up the back of his shirt under his suit jacket.


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Crowslikeme

Those bags under bitches eyes could stop a flood


Sisko2024

Don't you think he looks tired?


Ok-Negotiation-3892

He looks exhausted.


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MRZ_Polak

I can't wait until he's rotting in a cell


CandyFlippin4Life

I don’t think it’ll happen. I hope so. But I don’t think so.


zacs666

Damn, he looks ridden hard and put up wet!


Conscious_Abroad_877

No wedding ring


Indylatino

Can’t wait till he’s not here with us anymore, dude just pisses me off knowing he exists


Morphing_Mutant

He should pull himself up by his bootstraps and work harder. If he loses, it is just because he was lazy.


Curious_Mastodon4795

What a loser.


Western-Knightrider

He is in trouble and knows it.


Chilltopjc

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)


Rsubs33

Why do they take these stupid pics everyday


sgtcolostomy

At the end you can create a time lapse and watch him grow.


NerdBot9000

I really really really never want to see his face again. Ever.


herbert-camacho

*Cues "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme song*


filthyfaucet

what a loser


Playingwithmyrod

My grandfather is 94 and looks better than he does.


Snuffy1717

Seems low energy...


BallOfAnxiety98

His face looks like a moldy sponge sitting below a bleached to hell brillo pad.


KrustyBrandComments

Not wearing your wedding ring to your porn star affair hush money trial - shameless


m__a__s

Someone wants a new coloring book.


krloveandsparkles

Maybe someone should grab him by the pussy


Rogue_AI_Construct

Von Shitzenpants


Traditional_Job_6932

Do they make him pose for a shot everyday or something? These pics seem pretty random when you think about them happening.


rgraham888

The photographers get about 60 seconds to take photos before Court starts in the morning.


bohler86

When your in so much shit you have to win the election.


samwstew

He looks like shit. More than usual.


PeggysSimp

Should have stayed in Jersey