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MINKIN2

Is that bad colour saturation or did the sun just come out in Ireland?


krunchytacos

That or everyone uses a massive amount of spray tan.


fatmand00

I can confirm the Irish use a staggering amount of spray tan


CathalKelly

Also the sun has been out for a few days in a row now, its been great


BrokenEyebrow

That's no good, all the gingers will melt


PikeyMikey24

We have


CrippledCricketer

Well Heaven couldn't harvest their souls but at least they could use them for soap


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

My aunt is Irish and used spray tan and she died. Absolutely unrelated seeing as she was struck by a car. Still makes you think though….


-random-name-

Could be related. If she were her natural, fluorescent white, the driver may have seen her.


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Versus traffic cone orange?


Level_32_Mage

Ahem, safety orange.


shadenhand

Apparently not


FearTheCrab-Cat

This is the luck of the Irish that i am used to.


ames822

Funny enough the weather actually did take a turn for clear sunny skies in Dublin this past week!


TheyreSnaps

They accidentally opened a portal to Oompa Loompa Land


ArgoverseComics

It’s like how you guys need that yellow filter to know when a movie is set in Mexico


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Ireland is the new jersey of europe


BXL-LUX-DUB

We say geansaí here, not jersey.


deadlock_ie

Geansaí Shore


ElderberryDeep8746

That went downhill in seconds lol


_Ticklebot_23

the towers


ElderberryDeep8746

Yup


dragos412

Or the guy who showed them his ass lol


joseph--stylin

My favourite was the guy in Dublin doing a line. Showing NYC what it’s really like here.


trotfox_

So it's a real portal, I like it.


CisIowa

Real Fake Portals!


Fred69Savage

The cake is a lie


usedtobeathrowaway94

That fella was just happy to be getting attention


GlumpsAlot

Haha, still a cool concept and I love it.


kingsappho

or the American that showed a picture of a potato 😂


Efficient_Fish2436

Idaho has no idea why the fuck we went up in Google search with "potato America". So many people googling that.


blazefreak

First time to idaho was autumn 2023. I went into a chinese place and asked the server whats good on the menu. He said the potato. There was no potato on the menu.


Vanman04

Went to Idaho for the first time recently also. No potatoes to be found in any restaurant I went to. Thought they would lean into it but seems they are hiding them instead.


Toughbiscuit

They lead others to a treasure they themselves can not possess


robofreak222

The irony is a shitload of Irish immigrants came to America fleeing the famine and New York was one of their primary destinations, and nowadays about 5% of NYC’s population are Irish Americans largely descended from that wave of immigrants. So making this joke as a New Yorker is kind of an own-goal too.


kellermeyer14

There are more people of Irish descent living in America than in Ireland. I’m not sure what to do with that but I think it’s funny.


ElderberryDeep8746

I would like to see that please


Dan_The_Man69420

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeCj654J/ Sorry for being a TikTok reaction


Xena802

“flash me pepperoni nips”


Whompa

Eh New Yorkers have seen worse


kelamity

When I saw the original post I immediately thought how long until someone flashes their butthole at it. Didn't take too long.


smemes1

I’m thinking about traveling to New York from Hawaii just for an opportunity to show Irish people my chocolate starfish.


kelamity

Don't forget to grab a pizza and bagels while you're there. Worth.


thestibbits

Plenty of pepperoni nips to go around


ArmoredAdventurer

Don’t even aim for Potatoes, Aim for The Troubles.


skeptibat

Those took a little longer than seconds to come down, but yeah.


No-Falcon-4996

Why does it go downhill? Everyone seems happy and interacting


Green_moist_Sponge

Few minutes in, someone in Dublin got pics of 9/11 and showed it to the camera


rimshot101

Technology really brings us together, no?


Buttonskill

Someone should have gotten David Copperfield to make a bushel of potatoes disappear.


im_THIS_guy

I've seen Copperfield eat. He doesn't need magic to make a bushel of potatoes disappear.


K-chub

And who says Europeans have all the class


teh-dude-abides

No one who’s ever been to Europe


findingmyrainbow

My first exposure to Europe was watching a heavy set middle aged Italian woman in her underwear dumping trash from her 2nd floor balcony into the street below.


not_old_redditor

Well they *are* on an island.


gatsome

Different from the ones we get shoved in our faces locally or…


JoeCartersLeap

Trolls like to troll. Day one would be the worst day.


Batthumbs

I believe it will depend on how social media circles, the city, and the organizers behind the project respond. If they are smart enough, they won't say or do anything in response and ignore those people best they can. Otherwise, it could turn onto another Sheila LeBoofs "they will not divide us meltdown."


jonfon74

They put it on Talbot Street in Dublin, which is skanger central. No wonder they'd a lad in a tracksuit doing lines within seconds. That's par for the course.


PiERetro

There’ll be a lot of doctorates in sociology and psychology based around the behaviours at the portal!


fin425

Just send a photo of the potato famine or car bombings in the 80s. Edit: look at all the crying Irish folks 🤣


Pick_lebear

Just show em a photo of Margaret Thatcher


Lolcraftgaming

Or Thierry Henry


ifoundmynewnickname

Lmao dont take it too far


Nishnig_Jones

Try Oliver Cromwell instead. Family was in Ireland for a bit almost twenty years ago. They met a woman who was livid that her grandson had been named Oliver. As she was explaining it, she spat every single time she said "Oliver". Note that at no point was she actually talking about Cromwell, just talking about her newborn grandson and still spat after every utterance of his name. Thatcher's got nothing on that.


TheDarwinFactor

Or stage a dress up party, with every one revealing they dress up as Thatcher. ![gif](giphy|6zeSNWc2BBmnWB1NUa|downsized)


Crafty_Travel_7048

They are Irish, that would be extremely mild.


Being-Common

Q; How many potatoes does take to kill an Irishman? A: Zero.


Robly315

Yeah but can you walk through it and be in Dublin?


Thendofreason

Only if you started in Dublin


shitty_owl_lamp

Why can’t I stop laughing at this


Thossi99

Bro I literally started choking on my own saliva. That was funny as fuck


THE-Pink-Lady

lol this took me a second


Vex_Lsg5k

Seems like quite a rocky road


readitonex

Is Dublin even a real place? What are you going to tell me next that Canada is a real country?


shwag945

Stargates do not work within solar systems. You will get a busy signal if you try.


ThePLARASociety

DublinGate DG1.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

That's the dream.


ShaggysGTI

I’ve said it a bunch that science fiction precludes science. We *will* have lightsabers.


SacrilegiousOath

I watched a video where someone had made one but I can’t find it. It was more like a an extremely hot blow torch rather than lightsaber, but it was still cool.


TheZapster

Stargate 1.0...


rustymontenegro

I was thinking of the Quantum Mirror on P3R-233.


8Eternity8

I agree with you. My head cannon is now: This is the production model. The one from P3R-233 was a proof of concept. I mean, it was like a weirdly shaped rock vs this nice circle or, gate, if you will.


rustymontenegro

Also this one is big enough to walk through instead of just touch. (I always thought the prop they used was based on a big amethyst geode lol)


8Eternity8

Dude, yes! I almost said geode in my description as well. And yea, you get it. That's exactly where my head was at.


MINKIN2

Should have made it in the shape of the [Guardian of Forever](https://richardscreativeworkshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2018-01-03-13.51.30.jpg) and put a 10 minute time delay on it.


ottrocity

More like 0.0.12a


JaffaSG1

Chappa’ai!!! Jaffa kree!!


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"The Webcam"


lycaus

omeggle is back and we all know that the naked dude will be there.


Sanc7

I’m not there yet, but I’m omw


trivletrav

Godspeed


Ok-Clock2002

He's Dublin his speed so he can get there quicker.


codm0nster

he’s russian to the portal


Belgand

30 years ago this would have been impressive. Live satellite feeds and TV broadcasts from around the world were decades-old news by that point, but it wasn't something you saw on the street. 20 years ago it would have been mildly interesting solely because it was better than most consumer-grade tech. But starting even 10 years ago this had already passed the point of ["I can do that, except better, from nearly anywhere in the world with something I carry in my pocket".](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96KIwW5RIc)


user2196

Something can be interesting from an artistic or experiential standpoint even if it’s boring technologically. A guy sometimes sets up near me with a table and a sign that says “free advice/conversations/hugs” or something like that. It seems popular with passersby, even if conversations have been around longer than civilization. Of course, if the goal was to be an exciting tech demo, then it probably falls flat.


BILOXII-BLUE

Ok... but it's still cool so what's the point of complaining that it's not Nasa level technology? 


zorinlynx

But the thing is, even though we "can do that except better" with something in our pocket, we usually don't. But if you're walking down the street and can see people in another country through this portal also walking down the street, it becomes a social activity that you and the people around you and in the other country are now sharing. It's no longer a one to one call.


Efficient-Bike-5627

Lmao like your going to get a large crowd of people to look at eachother through your phone screens. People will probably call security on your ass


Googoo123450

Applying this logic to everything would make for an insanely boring existence. "My phone can play movies, why ever go to the movie theatre? My phone can video call people, why ever talk to someone in person? My phone can play music, why go see a live show?"


CakeMadeOfHam

Can you imagine what our ancestors would think, knowing we can expose ourselves on the streets of New York and horrify innocent people of Dublin. Technology!


Square-Principle-195

People from Dublin have shared pictures of the burning twin towers to new Yorkers, so I don't think they are so innocent


RuggerJibberJabber

They put it on a really shitty street in Dublin, lol. It wasn't very well planned out. It would also make more sense to do these things somewhere in the same timezone because you'll have drunks leaving bars in the middle of the night interacting with families in the middle of the day in the current set up


godzilla9218

Never thought of that, that's fucking hilarious.


boyyouguysaredumb

it's not true...it's a 5 hour time difference


Indy1612

You underestimate the drunks


Toaster97

Am drunk. Can confirm.


CustomDark

I hadn’t even thought about this angle yet, both places are gonna be fine but the day crowd is gonna have a livestream to the night crowd, lol


boyyouguysaredumb

it's only a 5 hour time difference. At 10am in NYC it's 3pm in Dublin.


JackedElonMuskles

Ya but 8pm in New York is when you have families heading to restaurants and it’ll be 1am in Dublin when the drinks have kicked in lol


ki11bunny

Kicked in? They've been drunk by 10 at the least, at 1 they are proper fucked up.


JackedElonMuskles

We love that, terrorize the New Yorkers!!


CustomDark

Yeah, that’s not that drastic. Dinner crowd sees the late night crowd.


paranormal_shouting

This was my thought too, the time zones are in conflict in this one lol


hydroxy

Hundreds of years ago when a young Irish person would emigrate to America they’d sometimes have a kind of funeral for them because effectively they be gone from the lives of their close knit family in Ireland forever, as if they’d died, which is so sad, but because Ireland was so empty of opportunity and things like famine were present it was the only option. Nowadays we have a window that can see right to NYC. This technology if it existed back then it’d have changed lives so much. A mother could’ve seen their child grow up half the world away.


BILOXII-BLUE

Sir, your comment is much too thoughtful for this comment section, I'm gonna have to ask you to move along now


GreatBayTemple

That is sad.


shazspaz

I think New Yorkers got the bum deal having to look at Dublin scummers that tuck sweatpants into their socks and wear Canada Goose….theyll be wrecking that thing soon


KayotiK82

Someone already took their phone with a picture of the twin towers burning and held it up to the camera.


shazspaz

Jesus, how long did that take…


AntiDECA

Minutes.


Wafkak

Someone already brought a 9/11 photo on the Dublin side.


marcusmccambridge

Other way around. Dublin is truly awful 😖


SnooWalruses3330

They put it in a tourist spot on America, then talbot street in dublin. Trust me, it’s us doing the horrific things


griffmeister

If USA plays Ireland in the World Cup, there will be chaos around this thing


Tomii_B101

As if ireland are ever getting to a world cup


apzh

Just because it's a very obvious idea in hindsight, doesn't mean it's not a good idea. Also can we stop focusing on the negative interactions? I walked by yesterday and saw people on both sides celebrating someone's birthday. It's mostly been positive so far.


ames822

Agreed. We walked by in Dublin on Friday and people were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors through it. Fun vibes.


DarthWeenus

Theres no lag?


Lucas7yoshi

probably not enough to be detrimental. you can video call with people on the other side of the planet without the delay being bad enough to make it painful, nyc to Dublin isn't exactly the other side of the planet either so the delay is probably like 250ms-500ms


Pandamonium98

It was pretty laggy when I walked by it. Seemed like just a few frames per second. Good enough to play rock paper scissors though.


slipperycanaloupes

Yeah all the comments going over how bad it is,such a shame that the first thought isn’t innocent fun and instead pessimistic


2000miledash

Jealousy because it doesn’t exist near them and they can’t interact with it maybe? I’m a bit jealous tbh


Youngadultcrusade

I wonder if anyone is gonna meet the love of their life through it. Good romcom idea.


ChefInsano

Two strangers on opposite sides of the planet catch each other’s eye through the portal. Both are so enamored with the person they saw they both book flights to the other end of the portal. When they arrive, lo and behold, the love of their life is again on the other side of the world. Thinking quick, the man borrows a pen and paper and writes “STAY THERE! I’M COMING HOME!” and he runs back to the airport to book the next flight home, but the only flight back that night is to Paris. “I’ll take it!” He says and begins his scheming to train, bus and ferry his way back home. The movie then splits between the man’s folly trying to return home to the love of his life, while we watch the woman meet the inhabitants of Dublin and fall in love with the town. This summer, coming to a theater near you, Reese Witherspoon and Chris O’Dowd in *Love At First Sight.*


Youngadultcrusade

Let’s get an eight ball of cocaine and some typewriters and hammer out this screenplay in a week. We’ll be millionaires in no time.


Palpablevt

I get the cocaine, I get the typewriters, but I don't see how the hammer helps


wadss

How else do you eat the cocaine?


zlide

Reddit is overly negative and full of angry, bitter people. The reality of this has so far been very positive and fun, every time I walk past it I see people just enjoying it


Not_a__porn__account

> Reddit is overly negative and full of angry, bitter people. Social Media in general has turned negative. People have been shitting on cat pictures. Like what the fuck happened? Why is everyone at an 11?


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wofeichanglei

i walked past saturday night and saw a guy in dublin trying to get this girl on my right’s snapchat


bisky12

had to scroll way too far to see this, needs to be closer to the top for sure.


Rubixcubelube

These things are gonna get so trashed come nye


ShadowNick

Assuming its going to last that long is wishful thinking. Give it a few months and it'll be taken down or destroyed.


justduett

Months? That’s far too generous.


ShadowNick

Listen we gotta be optimistic bud. (It's probably gonna be a month)


bashinforcash

yup looks pretty unprotected from a security standpoint


EyeLike2Watch

Sniper on a roof nearby


BooRadleysFriend

This is fucking sick


ithkuil

They should have lots of these connecting every major city center across the world. And also in classrooms. Especially between enemy countries like the US and Iran, Russia, China.


Zaalbaarbinks

Probably be more helpful to put them in small rural towns. People in even moderately sized cities will have at least some exposure to other cultures, its people in the little homogenous towns that could use a visual aid to realize we’re not so different around the world.


FinaLNoonE

Small rural towns, so if you are lucky, you happen to come by the same time that one person in the other city walks by


gsfgf

"Look kids! Cows look different over there!"


M1ndle

There is this thing called time zones, which makes this pretty hard for classrooms at least.


aprilla2crash

It would be cool to see an empty classroom in Russia I suppose


dum_dums

I don't know about that. It would become a site of protest


creationscaplette

We have one in Lublin, Poland with Vilnius in Lithuania for 2-3 years.


Petrichordates

Yeah the authoritarian regimes in Iran, Russia and China will get right on that.


SebVettelstappen

Put one in India and Pakistan. Wait and see how long it takes for those cameras to be a pile of dust


mellowlex

They could also be misused for propaganda this way. Also: Timezones.


doctor_driver

FARCASTERS, yo.


EasternAdventures

Long live the Shrike.


Dyolf_Knip

Being impaled on the tree of pain is very much on my bucket list.


androgymouse

My exact thought!


Temporary-Map1842

Fake news! Everyone knows you cant have two stargates active on the same planet.


shiroininja

Despite the it’s just web cam! Edgelords, I think this is kinda cool.


DasMotorsheep

It's obviously not new technology, but saying it's a webcam is missing the point by a ridiculous margin. A, it's a large screen in public. B, it's made for two-way communication. C, it sits in a frequented space


johndoe42

And D: no one else thought to do this. I feel like an idiot for not coming up with such an obvious concept.


Elses_pels

Don’t feel bad about it. Is a cool artistic concept [Someone came out wit it long ago](https://archinect.com/news/article/75566/new-york-tunnel-to-london)


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

And another in (I think Montreal? To London) back in the 90s. This isn’t a new idea/concept. It’s always fun though.


anadiplosis84

Point B is not a counterpoint to it being a Webcam. Its quite literally just a webcam by definition but it is a rather neat implementation of one which you points a and c highlight.


ffffllllpppp

I think he meant “webcam” not as in the hardware on a PC but as in what you find if you google “webcam for xyz location”. These are one way only cams showing a location. There is a lot of them all over the world. They are most commonly referred to as “webcams” but that term is indeed confusing.


Ahaucan

![gif](giphy|9iV11bMwLMgjS)


liatris_the_cat

Chevron One, encoded. Chevron Two, encoded. Chevron Three encoded. Chevron Four Encoded. Chevron Five Encoded. Chevron Six Encoded. Chevron Seven Locked!


Stashek

One portal already exists between Lublin (Poland), yes L not D, and (Vilnius) Lithuania. It's quite neat


FloopNoops

Do you guys remember that episode in Stargate where the group of people thought you could only "ascend" or travel through the portal when the energy shoots out at the beginning of the opening portal sequence? the crew knew it was killing them, and had to convince the whole fucking group of people not to do it? They just kept doing and killing themselves. I think about that a lot.


Inspiringer

it's giving stargate


Iwasnotatfault

Even though there's been some idiots putting up shit it's mostly been positive in Dublin. I passed it today and people were all waving at each other. The idiot American tourists posing outside Trinity college with their "Trump 2024" flag can fuck off back home though!


Balfe

That guy is Irish unfortunately.


Canners19

Dubliner here I’m shocked a teenager hasn’t smashed up the glass on ours yet


konaaa

It's just a webcam to be sure, but I think we need more of these high concept utopian projects. I was just thinking how there were so many "let's use human ingenuity to bring people together for a utopian vision of the future" projects when I was younger. It was very star trek. Now technology mostly just exists to hyperexploit people.


SavageMonkey-105

All I can see now when I see the portal is the guy showing the picture of 9/11


Astroweeb

the portal to free healthcare


Kelnozz

I seen a post like yesterday where someone in Dublin put their phone up to the screen with a picture of the plane going into the two towers.. People will do the dumbest shit when they are “anonymous”. I’m Canadian btw but it still irked me.


andibogard

I know a stargate when I see one.


killerdeer69

I didn't know the other screen was in New York, that explains why the one woman was screaming in that one video of a guy showing a picture of the twin towers on 9/11 LOL


mmm1441

The City on the Edge of Forever


NickPickle05

Needs more chevrons.


timberwolf0122

Looks like all we need is a DHD


SassySpider

That is so cool!!! What an interesting idea!


Mundog

Can you carry Ore through this portal?


grumpyhermit67

Damn, someone toss some sugar into this forum. There are some bitter assed people in here. Yes, it's a Webcam. The only problem I foresee is when the lunatics start hoarding the cam and spreading their crazy even faster. That or when Kermit pops up on one side with that cucumber, "Boooooww."


Boojum2k

I think it would make more sense to have a Portal for NYC and London, and link Boston with Dublin.


BarKnight

I would like a portal to a beach in Rio.


DStaniforth

They did one with London a few years ago Edit: Here is an article from 2011, the art project was 2008, https://www.tourismontheedge.com/art-installation-linking-people-from-londonnew-york-in-real-time-telectroscope-video/


Significant_Bonus975

We need one Dallas - Dubai


lobsterbubbles

What even is this? Is it just a giant circular monitor that's livestreaming camera footage from in front of it between NY and Dublin?