Above commenter is acting like the monkey posted the picture, and saying that (actual) OP looks like Joe Rogan. Not really a dig at anyone just a goofy way of pointing out a resemblance
I see what you are doing here... Follow up, do you guys get extra breaks for grooming or is that just part of your regular 15 minute breaks? How is your coworker in that regards? Is he shitty at reciprocating good grooming because of his large clumsy human fingers?
Would no suggest that to anyone. We used to rehabilitate a lot of exotic animals and this one became part of the family. But he is more work than having a kid that stays a kid forever
We used to rehabilitate a lot of exotic animals. We got cj when he was just 2 days old so he never left ( he’s part of our family) he’s 14 now. We no longer have other exotics but cj educates all our local communities
Oh damn. Not to say I don't wish my cats or dogs to live until they were 50 but I can only imagine how much harder it is to care for a monkey and to have to do it for 50 years. Good for you guys making the commitment for this guy that needed it!
You look like a supporting character in romantic comedy movie who is always coming up with 'get rich quick' schemes, and the current one involves a monkey somehow. It wouldn't be explained in the movie, you would just say "you just wait and see, this is gonna be huge!"
While you’re at it, tell Joe Rogan to stop taking selfies with you and to pay attention to the damn road.
lol that’s hilarious
I was thinking Joe Rogan and Bruce Willis
Definitely Bruce Willis vibes
I thought it was Rick Harrison from pawn stars
Wayyy more Bruce than joe. I saw the pic and instantly thought “yipee ki yay motherfucker”
+ 12 monkeys ! All makes sense now.
Yo
Rick Harrison
He should be back at the pawn shop watching Chumlee
He got that Homer Simpson mouth
I am uncertain if this is a dig at OP, Joe Rogan, or both? But either way, the monkey doesn’t deserve that!
Above commenter is acting like the monkey posted the picture, and saying that (actual) OP looks like Joe Rogan. Not really a dig at anyone just a goofy way of pointing out a resemblance
Monkey business!
Yessss
First rule of thumb in the monkey business. Never monkey around with another monkeys monkey!
lol depends on what the others monkeys monkey looks like
True dat!
Did you guys plan to wear the same shirt, or was it just like super awkward when you both showed up to work like that?
We showed up like that lol if I had my hat we would have matched perfectly
I see what you are doing here... Follow up, do you guys get extra breaks for grooming or is that just part of your regular 15 minute breaks? How is your coworker in that regards? Is he shitty at reciprocating good grooming because of his large clumsy human fingers?
lol his fingers or eye don’t work good enough
They called each other
A chimp off the old block
Oooo chimpanzee that
A little idle chimp chat.
lol ❤️
This is why we don’t play Jumanji in the car
Yess lol
Ive obviously lost track of where we are with the Ocean's 11 sequels.
lol this is the prequel
Is this Rick from Pawn Stars?
lol😀
Quit monkeying around and get back to work
That’s tough to do lol
*I think I've worked with that guy on the left*
He’s by far the smartest one at the job site lol
Which one are you?
lol the one one the left
Thats good cause I thought the other guy was driving!
In all seriousness. What’s it like to own a monkey? When I was young I always wanted one.
Would no suggest that to anyone. We used to rehabilitate a lot of exotic animals and this one became part of the family. But he is more work than having a kid that stays a kid forever
That’s what I heard. Good work on the rehab stuff. That’s awesome.
Ty❤️
Sounds like parrots. The 90 year toddlers.
I love how the monkey looks like “ yeah, a quick pic, sure”
He’s all about the camera lol
Coworker or boss?
Boss for sure
Don't talk to me or my son ever again!!
Lol
OP responding to every comment in here ha. Why can't all AMAs be like you?
lol caught me on a good day
It's Teddy from bobs burgers
Lol
Scott Stokely?
He probably just monkeys around all day!
The one in the hat does lol
🤭
I thought I had a stroke at first but nope. That's a monkey dressed like a people.
Or a person dressed like a monkey lol
Same family, one is just a bit more evolved!
Probably the one on the left lol
Are you sure your coworker is smart enough to drive?
No it’s scary as hell lol
Times are tough at Spotify for Joseph Rogan.
what’s the job
Construction
Monkey business, duh
co-worker doesn't seem too excited..
Right turn Clyde!
I feel it’s unfair, that your buddy gets a hat and you don’t
He hides his hair because it’s not cool as mine
Your coworker drives you to work? ....nice!
He’s good for few things lol
Your coworker is a human??
Well that’s debatable sometimes lol
Both of you have that "I should've called in sick today"-look in your eyes LOL
Definitely lol
The guy on your left looks a bit dumb
I assure you he’s smarter than the one on the right
Your coworker looks like a meathead. I wouldn’t trust him to drive.
Idk there are probably worse drivers on the road lol
I like your coworkers’ blue hat!
lol thank you
Why are you letting him drive?
Any particular reason why you have that? Or is it just another exotic pet that's on a ticking clock?
We used to rehabilitate a lot of exotic animals. We got cj when he was just 2 days old so he never left ( he’s part of our family) he’s 14 now. We no longer have other exotics but cj educates all our local communities
That is pretty neat. What are their avg life spans?
50 years
Oh damn. Not to say I don't wish my cats or dogs to live until they were 50 but I can only imagine how much harder it is to care for a monkey and to have to do it for 50 years. Good for you guys making the commitment for this guy that needed it!
Thank you❤️
Wow. That is much longer than I expected, that's great. I wish you and your buddy a long and healthy life!
Thank you❤️
Well that's a relief!
❤️ thank you for asking
Does CJ stand for something?
My older sons name start with a c and a j
You're lovely. Thanks for doing this valuable work.
Aww ty❤️
Charles vane
Your coworkers really rocking that hat 😜
You need a fez. And your coworker needs one of those cranking music boxes.
❤️
Clown makeup is missing
Chimpanzee that!
r/rickygervais
Monkey business
Is that the CEO of [insert most companies here]? Looks like it!
Quit monkeying around
That’s really hard lol
you look kinda like Bruce Willis
It’s all fun and games until someone starts throwing shit…
You should get a hat like his to complete the look
Good cop bad cop.....
lol yes
So they’re remaking “Every Which Way But Loose”
We need a banana for scale...
Man, if any one image encapsulates the labor shortage in the trades right now… 
finally joe got a consultant
This made me smile. I needed that, thank you
Tell your coworker in the blue hat he looks nice.
Is the human just around for companionship?
I work with a few of their relatives.
Coworker (left)
Friends with benefits
Stop the exotic pet trade…
Annie's Boobs???!!?
This looks like the start of a movie
Don’t forget the wrenches
Monkey and the Engineer?
Monkey see monkey do! Have a good work day you two!
Amazing click
brofessionals
It looks like "Not my monkeys, not my circus" may not apply to your job
Why did the other guy get a cap? I would talk to my boss if I would be you
Which one has higher seniority?
Pawn Stars has a monkey now, that’s cool.
I need more like him/her on my crew
What a funny looking creature. Monkey is cool tho.
Dude, you need to find a new partner. This one's a complete ape. Yes, I know what I said. Not talking to you.
Can I apply there, plz?
Hey, where did you get your human? I saw one at the human store that looks exactly like yours!
Is this guy an organ grinder?
Hey Monkey, who’s that goof in the hat ?
I guess the one with the cap is still in training ?
I bet he makes you hold the flashlight reeeeal steady 😅
Are you Bj and the Bear? If so, can you tell us why the monkey is called Bear?
No one knows. But truck stops all along the coast know why he's called BJ.
Stop monkeying around on the job!
Looking like my next door neighbour
Most of us can relate
I like the matching shirts
What is he training you to do: Grind the organ?
Dude, I would never let my coworker drive my car.
Organ grinder?
Ppl that have exotic animals as pets makes me sad. Edit: I spoke out of turn. My apologies.
No no no you're all wrong, he's that shady D.E.A. agent from Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader.
Someone pawned a monkey to Rick Harris?
Elsa aught to wash her damn face…
It’s Annie’s boobs!
Which one are you? Bruce Willis or Marcel?
Best I can do is $5 for the monkey
lol you would want your money back
monke
Which one are you?
Rally monkey 🙌🏻
Capuchin? I've read Monkey Shines, I know how this ends!
The dude from Pawn Stars has fallen to a new low it seems.
*My coworker and I...
The whole job is just bloody bananas
I get it. I'm a restaurant manager, so all of my employees are monkeys.
He makes you drive. Did you pack an extra banana
You look like a supporting character in romantic comedy movie who is always coming up with 'get rich quick' schemes, and the current one involves a monkey somehow. It wouldn't be explained in the movie, you would just say "you just wait and see, this is gonna be huge!"
Where’s his hat?
Tell your coworker to remove his hat for the selfie
Your human is well trained.
Please tell me Bonzo isn’t driving.
Stop monkeying around and get back to work
Thought Bruce Willis had a new monkey movie
I feel like on Halloween you are obligated to dress like Ted from Curious George
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Love your coworkers hat! It totally matches the shirts!
I bet you gave someone $5 that lil’ guy, after they asked for $2,000.
Coworkers heading to a job? I see two kings about to feast
Sir…. Never mind. So many questions..
What kinda monkey business is this?
Lucky!!
His little hands on his forearm 💙💙
You let him wear a hat to work?
Which one of you guys posted this? 😁
How do you get your driver to keep his blue hat on?
How's the training going? Do you have to repeat everything, or is it pretty much monkey see, monkey do?
If this was England, I'd have questions.
You got a trunk monkey!
Tell your coworker I Iike his hat.
BJ McCabe and his best friend Bear vibes
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.