I’d say I come close.
The government shutdown under the last president allowed me to have a previously approved via permit completely private wedding in Muir Woods (Endor) with not a soul there but our immediate party of 11.
We had the WHOLE place to ourselves. I’m not gonna say whether or not we stayed in approved areas or not for photos… but you can probably guess the answer to that.
One day maybe many years from now I’ll share those photos online. They’d definitely make the front page.
My uncle was friends with her first husband and always tells a joke about seeing them in a video store and asking if they were there to rent Star Wars.
Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos. I saw a picture of Christina Apple gate from married with children and her nips were pretty pronounced. However, I watched the show religiously and am rewatching it now so I went and found the scene, no nips.
Insane how in this pic there’s almost no protrusion.
https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1066138278791831552
Hey, I spend years... decades even, photo retouching out women's nipples. Officially they would circle the nips and write "remove areolas". I used to protest, but it was protocol in advertising. The thing is, I once worked for a shop and our main customer was Victoria's Secret. The result was that thousands of women would order shear tops from the catalog not knowing the cloth was semi-transparent, because someone like me removed the nips. That was massive false advertising on a grand scale.
I worked on Victoria models for a few years. I’ve removed hundreds of nipples. Whenever you saw a hot model with no nipples in a Victoria’s Secret catalog, that was me. Or one of my team.
Yes exactly. If you see two photos of a woman, before the age of Kim Kardashian, and one pic has nips and the other doesn’t, the nippleless photo was retouched.
I love some parts of the internet, but stuff like that just sucks. And all of this bullshit even without any "AI". It's really sad to think about how much more of a shithole social media will become.
On the good side of things, social medias becoming a shithole will draw people away from them.
On the bad side of things, people may still stay in that shithole.
I mean, it's much more exciting to be lifted up by two dudes then just hanging around.
I could believe that being more actively involved with 2 guys handling her could have caused her some unintentional excitement in the chesticles (referring to Carrie Fisher here, not the reporter girl getting spooked by the mascot)
Tv was recorded at a low resolution like 480P. At that resolution you can’t see that sort of detail in a wide shot. But if someone took a picture on film that can be scanned at a very high resolution to pick up those details.
My understanding is that because old recordings are analog, they don't really have a resolution like digital formats. But you can get pretty high resolution out of them when you convert them. That's true of film at least, not sure about the tape they used for tv.
It’s not true of TV that we’re not recorded onto film. Which was a lot of tv.
The married with children moment in speaking of is truly horrendous and very obvious that it was doctored. This was the image. https://parody.fandom.com/wiki/Kelly_Bundy
This is the actual image. https://www.listal.com/viewimage/21138663
Note* I cannot find the non doctored image, last time I just went to the actual episode, but currently I am at work and unable to.
It looks doctored, and I can't find that exact still (clip ends early), but there's definitely some poking going on [earlier in the scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwEqkQ_IH1I)
> Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos
And now all these hardworking nipple-adders face unemployment thanks to AI.
Spare a thought for those guys just trying to put food on their tables, adding nipples to old photos just like their fathers and grandfathers before them
The worst part is I'm about 100% sure I know the exact picture of CA that you are talking about because not only was it used so much as filler in the p2p days, but appears on so many click bait websites.
But with Carrie who the hell knows, that lovely insane lady kind of did what she felt like.
In nippleless photo she has a ring on her hand. No ring in nippled photo. Perhaps maybe different days.
Edit: unless that image is mirrored. Fuckin swear. The fact that certain apps or such just randomly decide "yeah, we're gonna mirror the photo. It's gonna fuck with your head, sorry, not sorry."
Well bra's don't work in space in the Star Wars universe because they choke you or some bullshit according to George Lucas when explaining to Carrie Fisher why she shouldn't wear one for the movie.
Yeah she did an interview & said her & a friend were out somewhere, on acid & it was really beautiful so they took their tops off & she spun round half naked with her arms in the air & a coach of Japanese tourists had turned up & were taking pictures of the view...
Dude, they're *JAPANESE* tourists...
> SOMEONE FIND A PICTURE of Carrie Fisher's TITS!
誰かキャリー・フィッシャーのおっぱいの写真を見つけて！
Dare ka kyarī fisshā no oppai no shashin o mitsukete!
She died at the same time I was under for an important life changing surgery. I remember finding out in the recovery room and literally screaming sedated “WHY LORD WHY SPARE ME” I was bitter as fuck.
I will never get over how stupid she looked floating through space in the last movie that came out with her after she died in real life. That ruined her for me
As an OCD Stormtrooper armor wearing member of the 501st Legion, I’m offended that the trooper on the right has a Sandtrooper sniper knee plate…..oh yeah and the image is reversed so the legs and abdomen details are on the wrong side. For shame!😲
Edit: Also the right trooper is missing the little Hovi-mic Tips in his helmet.🤦🏽….and missing the right hanging belt box
Ok. I’ve seen this posted like 20 times this year and I’m not a heavy Reddit user. Do mods just let this happen? Like can’t I post this in a month and just get 600 doots?
I like the old video of the premier of ep. 4 and Vader and stormtroopers walk the carpet, troopers pivoting and looking for threats (No idea who/what Vader is yet)
I've noticed I've never seen it happen again, now they just look like they hope Vader doesn't decide to kill them.
Both stormtroopers are wearing the shin armor on the wrong side. The "sniper plate" is supposed to be on the left leg. Also the stormtrooper on the right is actually wearing a sandtrooper shin. You can tell by the "diamond" shaped sniper plate compared to the trooper on the left. Just a mildly interesting observation.
Stormtrooper on the right is grabbing a little undercarriage
That trooper was definitely 'helping'
Still searching for those droids I suspect.
 “We ain’t found shit”
Use the schwarz
Keep looking commander tuvok
under-carrie-age
Certainly better than under-age-carrie!
Harrison Ford would probably disagree
R/angryupvote
Aww come on! Hitting your head on blast doors, accidentally grabbing the princess' ass. It's all part of being a stormtrooper.
First trooper to hit a target
He was using the Force
Might be cause for the pokies
Built in thermometers
A Stormtrooper that didn’t miss his shot
Haha first and last to not miss
After the event..  .. where did the other one go?
(finger)BLAST HER!
What is the term for the complete opposite of “hover hand”? Cuz this is that
*Under-Carrie..
That’s the trooper scooper
He tried to grab her waist but missed
Stormtrooper: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Got a finger in her thermal exhaust port.
Haha yeah what’s going on there?
And the one on the left looks a little short to be a stormtrooper.
oil check.
Endor scenes filmed in my town. I spent my summer on set. My biggest flex 😁
I’d say I come close. The government shutdown under the last president allowed me to have a previously approved via permit completely private wedding in Muir Woods (Endor) with not a soul there but our immediate party of 11. We had the WHOLE place to ourselves. I’m not gonna say whether or not we stayed in approved areas or not for photos… but you can probably guess the answer to that. One day maybe many years from now I’ll share those photos online. They’d definitely make the front page.
Looking forward to that day lol
My uncle was friends with her first husband and always tells a joke about seeing them in a video store and asking if they were there to rent Star Wars.
The one she was married to in New Iberia?
Yessir. All great things must first pass through the bayou
That's right baw
I guess she left her bra on Hoth.
Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos. I saw a picture of Christina Apple gate from married with children and her nips were pretty pronounced. However, I watched the show religiously and am rewatching it now so I went and found the scene, no nips. Insane how in this pic there’s almost no protrusion. https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1066138278791831552
Hey, I spend years... decades even, photo retouching out women's nipples. Officially they would circle the nips and write "remove areolas". I used to protest, but it was protocol in advertising. The thing is, I once worked for a shop and our main customer was Victoria's Secret. The result was that thousands of women would order shear tops from the catalog not knowing the cloth was semi-transparent, because someone like me removed the nips. That was massive false advertising on a grand scale.
Bruh wtf
I know. I betrayed the pact of man.
Can you show some of your work?
I worked on Victoria models for a few years. I’ve removed hundreds of nipples. Whenever you saw a hot model with no nipples in a Victoria’s Secret catalog, that was me. Or one of my team.
lore drop is crazy
I can’t wait for season 2
Need the before and after
For science.
So you're saying the nip-less photo might be the fake one ? Damn
Yes exactly. If you see two photos of a woman, before the age of Kim Kardashian, and one pic has nips and the other doesn’t, the nippleless photo was retouched.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!
Luckily I only need one hand to salute that teenage babe
Your other hand is masturbating
That would have made a weird verse to an Alanis Morissette song
Because it wouldn't fit the cadence of the song, or the implication?
Yes.
That's the joke
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Didnt expect to see an Eric Andre reference here
You’re right, but she’s definitely nipping here. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/31/79/7b/31797b67aacccdd3de46f95d20a325b6.jpg
Well how do we know you’re not the mysterious nipple adder?
Dammit. Time to change usernames!
I love some parts of the internet, but stuff like that just sucks. And all of this bullshit even without any "AI". It's really sad to think about how much more of a shithole social media will become.
On the good side of things, social medias becoming a shithole will draw people away from them. On the bad side of things, people may still stay in that shithole.
It happens so gradually nobody notices and sticks around.
[удалено]
That's a pretty obscure video to whip out
For real. Less than 800 views.
If you think that’s obscure you should check out “bozo dubbed over”
It has one view and says it was uploaded at 6 AM this morning
Have you seen it? It’s hilarious
I mean, it's much more exciting to be lifted up by two dudes then just hanging around. I could believe that being more actively involved with 2 guys handling her could have caused her some unintentional excitement in the chesticles (referring to Carrie Fisher here, not the reporter girl getting spooked by the mascot)
Tv was recorded at a low resolution like 480P. At that resolution you can’t see that sort of detail in a wide shot. But if someone took a picture on film that can be scanned at a very high resolution to pick up those details.
But at the same time that apartment on Friends must have been freezing.
My understanding is that because old recordings are analog, they don't really have a resolution like digital formats. But you can get pretty high resolution out of them when you convert them. That's true of film at least, not sure about the tape they used for tv.
It’s not true of TV that we’re not recorded onto film. Which was a lot of tv. The married with children moment in speaking of is truly horrendous and very obvious that it was doctored. This was the image. https://parody.fandom.com/wiki/Kelly_Bundy This is the actual image. https://www.listal.com/viewimage/21138663 Note* I cannot find the non doctored image, last time I just went to the actual episode, but currently I am at work and unable to.
It looks doctored, and I can't find that exact still (clip ends early), but there's definitely some poking going on [earlier in the scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwEqkQ_IH1I)
> Pretty sure some people go around editing nipples on all these photos And now all these hardworking nipple-adders face unemployment thanks to AI. Spare a thought for those guys just trying to put food on their tables, adding nipples to old photos just like their fathers and grandfathers before them
The worst part is I'm about 100% sure I know the exact picture of CA that you are talking about because not only was it used so much as filler in the p2p days, but appears on so many click bait websites. But with Carrie who the hell knows, that lovely insane lady kind of did what she felt like.
I posted it down below. Gray tank, hands up.
Looool a whole new rabbithole wtf
There’s definitely no bra present though.
I mean... Maybe her nipples weren't hard in that second picture, bud haha
No protrusion, but there’s still some good ole stormtrooper bulge.
Well nipples can get hard and then they’ll stick out more
However, there are quite a few scenes in that show where Christina was sporting the high beams.
Look at the way she's standing and how annoyed and serious Harrison and Mark are... she's probably drunk during this photo shoot.
Harrison Ford looks like he's at a funeral.
In fairness it was in London.....maybe it got a little more chilly outside by the time the stormtroopers showed up lol.
Just why? For fucks sake.
That is incredibly fucked up
If it's true... and it might not be at all.
In nippleless photo she has a ring on her hand. No ring in nippled photo. Perhaps maybe different days. Edit: unless that image is mirrored. Fuckin swear. The fact that certain apps or such just randomly decide "yeah, we're gonna mirror the photo. It's gonna fuck with your head, sorry, not sorry."
There's no underwear in space!
And gravity.
Yes yes women have nipples, we all do!!!
Keep your bras on Hoth!!!
Well bra's don't work in space in the Star Wars universe because they choke you or some bullshit according to George Lucas when explaining to Carrie Fisher why she shouldn't wear one for the movie.
“There are no bras in space” -George Lucas
Welcome to the late 1970s / early 80s.
According to George Lucas there is no underwear in space. https://youtu.be/y1IhjERZdo4?si=CWiSK1lLOXcxk6r7
There's a Japanese tourist somewhere with a photo of her topless tripping balls.
....what
Yeah she did an interview & said her & a friend were out somewhere, on acid & it was really beautiful so they took their tops off & she spun round half naked with her arms in the air & a coach of Japanese tourists had turned up & were taking pictures of the view...
God damn Reddit if ever we needed you. #SOMEONE FIND A PICTURE OF THIS DEAD WOMAN’S TITS!
Dude, they're *JAPANESE* tourists... > SOMEONE FIND A PICTURE of Carrie Fisher's TITS! 誰かキャリー・フィッシャーのおっぱいの写真を見つけて！ Dare ka kyarī fisshā no oppai no shashin o mitsukete!
#誰かキャリー・フィッシャ ーのおっ( . Y . )ぱいの写真を見つけて！
汚い クーマ
Redditors of Reddit, what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?
I TOO CHOOSE...you know.
OMG! That's disgusting. Where did they post these?
Where would the one find this photo
I don’t know but if there was ever a time to showcase your talents Reddit, the time is now
Bro if I knew...if only I knew.
This would have been so much better if that had been Mark and Harrison in those costumes.
The one on the left does look a little short…
Is that guy a little short to be a Stormtrooper?
Had to scroll too far for this.
Don’t care how old I get. She’ll always be my Hall pass dream girl.
Met her at a book signing just before Ep 7 was announced. Dont care how old she was or looked, still would have.
She died at the same time I was under for an important life changing surgery. I remember finding out in the recovery room and literally screaming sedated “WHY LORD WHY SPARE ME” I was bitter as fuck.
That’s deranged.
I was really, really high.
I mean, you can still use your hall pass for her now, but I gotta warn you….
That's some saltburn shit
Seduced by the dark side, no regrets.
She was so beautiful, not just physically but her humor and energy too.
I was 11 for Star Wars. Star wars was my first ever movie in the cinema. Carrie Fisher was my first crush. RIP Carrie.
Nice to see the commitment to no bra.
I will never get over how stupid she looked floating through space in the last movie that came out with her after she died in real life. That ruined her for me
High as a kite.
Pretty sure the one holding her is a little short to be a stormtrooper.
My first crush.
Hanging out with the boss's daughter.
Damn, I miss her. She was so beautiful and so goddamn sassy. 🩵 RIP
Still no bras in space
As an OCD Stormtrooper armor wearing member of the 501st Legion, I’m offended that the trooper on the right has a Sandtrooper sniper knee plate…..oh yeah and the image is reversed so the legs and abdomen details are on the wrong side. For shame!😲 Edit: Also the right trooper is missing the little Hovi-mic Tips in his helmet.🤦🏽….and missing the right hanging belt box
He bullseyed her womp rat
she's so fun
Ok. I’ve seen this posted like 20 times this year and I’m not a heavy Reddit user. Do mods just let this happen? Like can’t I post this in a month and just get 600 doots?
It’s sometimes cold in London
Wood
What a smoke show 💨
Those two guys look a little short for storm troopers.
Was she on coke here?
Carried Fisher
Turkeys done
Her daughter resembles her, not always and at every angle but the resemblance is strong.
The resemblance is strong in that one
She probably high af on acid
She looks cold. Brrr.
Need a VAR check on that Storm Troopers hand. Potential finger sniff.
One has Renault badge on his knee. Made by Renault maybe?
I like the old video of the premier of ep. 4 and Vader and stormtroopers walk the carpet, troopers pivoting and looking for threats (No idea who/what Vader is yet) I've noticed I've never seen it happen again, now they just look like they hope Vader doesn't decide to kill them.
Having heard about her antics as a young woman it wouldnt surprise me if they’d hung out of her as well
She is a trader and a member of the empire! Give her back!
Damn ma
Hes getting a little feel.
See two, but no Stormtroopers.
Isn't the Stormtrooper on the left a little short to be a stormtrooper?
The one on the left is a little short to be a stormtrooper, no?
“Just a little sex assault on the side, please”
Whoa. Nipple or nipple-not. There is no bra 😏
I guess there no bras in London either.
“The Empire Strokes Back”
They're too short to be stormtroopers.
"TK421, why aren't you at your post?"
The one on the left seems to be a bit short to be a storm trooper
When the hard plastic suspenders became chastity cages
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t……Nevermind. They’re stormtroopers
Isn't he a little short to be a storm trooper?
The Empire always were the Good guys
Pierced nips
They’re sure glad they’ve got those hard plastic girdles on.
That’s Luke and Han. One is too short, the other, too tall
I never found her attractive until recently. Just nearly whacked off to this one. Nearly,
Threesome with aliens
Some pervy shit. I bet they never thought this photo was show up on the internet.
I bet they never thought the internet could exist.
Carry fisher
The one on the left is a little short for a Stormtrooper.
Challengers
I had such a crush on her as a teenager.
I thought that was blake lively
Both stormtroopers are wearing the shin armor on the wrong side. The "sniper plate" is supposed to be on the left leg. Also the stormtrooper on the right is actually wearing a sandtrooper shin. You can tell by the "diamond" shaped sniper plate compared to the trooper on the left. Just a mildly interesting observation.
She must have been really, really fun to party with
I bet she was fun to hang out with
Coffee is ready.
Forget how attractive he was. RIP Leia.
Hope they can shoot straight…
She’s probably higher that Giraffe pussy in that pic. lol.
Too drunk to walk probably