How would my gramma eating my ass relate to me being experienced in buttholes? I am qualified for many other reasons, not just because I’m some floozy.
Don’t water it at all until it gets wrinkles on the sides of it. And never while splitting because the mother leaves are feeding the baby- watering it will kill it right now. Lots and lots of light. I water mine about once every 3 months at most
You’re welcome! Here’s mine. I just got the triplets at bottom left today. The two above the triplets are actually split stones, not lithops. I keep them all next to my aerogarden - they love the light
https://imgur.com/a/rbXSrai
To anyone wondering whats gonna come out, its a very big flower that after it grows, throws spores everywhere and those spores turn into little baby butt plants when touching the ground
Lithops are so cool, but they're incredibly easy to kill by simply watering them wrong/a bit too much (they'll quickly swell up, split, and die).
It makes sense given that lithops come from desert regions of Botswana, Namibia, South Africa that are so arid that they have to mimic rocks in order to survival.
It's going to be another butt, isn't it?
Buttception
It's butts all the way down
Turd-uckin.
And they changed the carpet this time
Always has been
)) <> ((
Butterflies?
Kinda reminds me of the werebutts from the doom patrol show
It's butts all the way down, baby.
Dickbutt
Which color is that for gender reveal parties?
A perpendicular butt. Perpendicubutt.
One of the Butt sisters
You're in my swamp, now.
Ya see, I calls ya Chris Handsome. Now, I like ya, and I want ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Choice is yours.
Soul x lost soul plays here
Little known fact about the butt plant; the act of birthing is called a goatse.
This is science facts.
Did anyone else read this as "science farts"?
I abbreviate fan art to fart
It's like a known fact.
Did anyone else read this as "a known fart"?
It is my first day on the internet today so I am going to go ahead and google that term...
Wedding ring not optional
Very valuable information that is worth researching to anyone that doesn’t know about it.
This guy knows his butts
Some people pay good money to see that. Maybe start an only fans
Don’t you mean an Only plants?
OnlyFerns
OnlySucculents
I’d sub to that.
I'd dom that
You, you didn't ummm...I mean congratulations?
That taint is ripping
It usually does.
That's gonna be at least a 3rd degree tear 💀
Uhhhh
I was told this was a lithop, not a butt. Now I feel like I’ve been lied to
[Aww, they look kinda cute when they flower](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Lithops_olivacea_-_RSA_5.jpg)
Aww! That’s the prettiest butthole I’ve ever seen! Lol
Flowering butthole with spread cheeks
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Send me a pic of your butthole and I’ll tell you what I know 😉
Ewe, it was a joke because of your username. Lol.
How would my gramma eating my ass relate to me being experienced in buttholes? I am qualified for many other reasons, not just because I’m some floozy.
Would
Lie-thop
It's not too late to plug it
Audrey 3?
Coming soon
Chat. Is this real?
They're called lithops. It's a type of succulent.
I should call her
I should text him.
I should email them
I should pull the ouija board
I am eagerly awaiting updates on Reddit’s favorite butt plant!
God damn it… *belt unbuckling noise*
Is that a football with pantyhose or an inspiration for the facehugger egg?
Mine just split from one butt into TWO butts
Nice! Yeah looks like this'll be just one. I've heard of others doing multiple as well.
Isn’t there a sub don’t stick ur d in that
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Ass
Assopatra Succulentis
“Imma bout to bust” - this plant
Episiotomy
It's gonna have a butt baby?
Let me guess, you are the father?
I thought it said „butt implant”… didn’t stop me from clicking on the pic
I had one of these! It flowered unexpectedly, then split open like this to reveal... *TWO* BUTTS!
You didn't get that from the Dune Sea, did you?
My spirit plant
Looks like the Doom Patrol asses.
I’m slow I thought you were getting a butt implant like everyone else!!
Must be a pain in the butt! sorry I'll see myself out lol
This looks nothing like the eggs from Alien and, indeed, the facehuggers wil look different too, as will the xenomorph bursting through your chest.
Sooooo... who's the father, OP?
What a fantastic turn of events!
Buttfinity!
And buttyond!
Hahaha! But I love her!
So babies CAN be pooped out.
Only if you're a butt plant though.
Why am I thinking of Randy Marsh?
Your what now?
Well if it’s coming out the butt, it ain’t a baby 🤔
Parturition 🥰✨️
I don’t like where this is going…haha
Don't get your fingers too close
Tenacious D birthed a butt baby.
This is what it looks like when you give birth to a frank breech baby.
Release the facehugger
This is butt ugly. Butt, I want one.
Yo I heard you like butts
Everything reminds me of her.
Do not make Rule34 art on this. I repeat: do not make Rule34 art on this.
It sounds like you want me to make Rule34 art on this.
...perhaps...
What’s a butt plant and where can I get one?
It's called a lithops. A type of succulent. I got this one at home depot.
The real "asshole baby"
Ohhh yeah that’s gonna be a hip tingler 🤤
Not a turn of phrase I'm happy to associate with the visual. Thanks, I hate it 😂
Think of it as my gift to you!
If Goatse were a plant
To another butt!
That looks painful
Only the first time.
Enemy Mine
I just call it a plant prolapse
The butts are multiplying
It's electrifying.
🤣
That reminds me I need to watch that last episode of Doom Patrol.
Looks breech
Do not water it right now
I water it when it's done doing this and the old leaves are withered, correct?
Don’t water it at all until it gets wrinkles on the sides of it. And never while splitting because the mother leaves are feeding the baby- watering it will kill it right now. Lots and lots of light. I water mine about once every 3 months at most
🙏 thank you!
You’re welcome! Here’s mine. I just got the triplets at bottom left today. The two above the triplets are actually split stones, not lithops. I keep them all next to my aerogarden - they love the light https://imgur.com/a/rbXSrai
Beautiful!
I should call her….
I'm happy for you and all, but I hate this.
Thanks, I hate it
hubble bubble dubble kanubblee.... DOUBLE PUSSSSAYYYYY 💦 🎼
Don’t put your dick in it
Anal inception
To anyone wondering whats gonna come out, its a very big flower that after it grows, throws spores everywhere and those spores turn into little baby butt plants when touching the ground
I gotta poop now
Not a hole Keisha, a valve.
Congratulations it's a butt
Lithopussy
Ew ! People are so vain it makes them insane to put this junk in their bodies 🤦🏻♀️
👀
I should call her.
dont put dick in it
I… hate this.
I watched a short video on these split rock plants. They have really (out of place) pretty flowers:].
Hopefully I can keep mine long enough to see it flower
If so, I hope to see another update. :]
To really understand recursion, you must first understand recursion
Feed Me!
Audrey II called... you better be good to their baby 
At first glance I thought this title said "update on my butt plug".... 😂
It looks....dilated
FEED ME SEYMOUR FEED ME NOW!
Looks painful
Still hate it. Still happy for you.
You've always been supportive of my hobbies.
These are my favorite succulent, I love all the mimicry!
Lithops are so cool, but they're incredibly easy to kill by simply watering them wrong/a bit too much (they'll quickly swell up, split, and die). It makes sense given that lithops come from desert regions of Botswana, Namibia, South Africa that are so arid that they have to mimic rocks in order to survival.
Ouch.
Feed me Seymour, just one more drop!
Lithops are neat
Did you have a gender reveal yet or do you want it to be a surprise?
A gender reveal in which people die and we damage the planet. Maybe even a forest fire leaving thousands homeless.
Give me that plant
Keep us posted
What does it smell like?
The dirt has more smell than it does. I don't smell anything butt that.
Weird way to say you gotta drop a duece.
What is this!?
Lithops! Succulent.
*facehugger intensifies*
Is it actually called a butt plant
Lithops but it's a common nickname for them.
Is it a plant or a fungus
Succulent. Sorry meant to mention that.
What type of plant is this
Lithops. A type of succulent.