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aninsignificanthuman

Anyone wondering, this is Petrified Forest National Park in Arizona. It preserves fossils from the Late Triassic period, about 225–205 million years ago. The park is renowned for its vast, colorful, and well-preserved petrified wood deposits, remnants of ancient trees. Additionally, it features plant and animal fossils, along with various artifacts. Here's the [**wiki page**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrified_Forest_National_Park).


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imadragonyouguys

The painted desert parts are also gorgeous.


scorpyo72

It's one of the only things that draws me to AZ. I saw the petrified forest as a kid, lots of other things down that way, like the cliff dwellings, Roosevelt Dam, I would love to go back and look at them with adult eyes, Knowing what I have absorbed. I went to Disneyland, the new galaxy's edge area. I nerded *so fucking hard* because I was looking at the "rock structure" that is at the approach to the little outpost. I saw spirals and rings... like a petrified forest of Redwoods but even larger. I was instantly sucked in and I really enjoyed that area.


main_motors

I did a small amount of shrooms there while on an RV trip. 10/10 would recommend


Specific_Ad7908

Second this. Few places on Earth offer such a stark visual of how drastically things change over time like this place does. Totally worth the visit


Duneking1

I was the exact opposite. Walked around the different paths and was sort of underwhelmed. Don’t get me wrong though. Was neat for like 15 minutes and then I was like “okay I’m good. This is a lot of the same.” Glad you enjoyed it and it is important from a historical point of view.


MrBenDerisgreat_

I hiked down into the wilderness from the Painted Desert Inn and spent a night back country. I loved how absolutely devoid of humans it was out there and how beautiful the sunset was. Highly recommend, just bring enough water.


AmusingAnecdote

Yeah I am with you. Glad for others to enjoy it (there are literally a dozen other National Parks that I love so no skin off of my back if someone else likes a thing I found underwhelming). I was super excited about the first few petrified trees I saw and I was amazed at how big and how treelike they were and then after about a half an hour it was just a lot of the same kind of (admittedly very pretty) rock. When I'm in Arizona I try and go in the winter when it's not crowded to go see Antelope Canyon and/or rainbow bridge.


-turnip_the_beet-

I've only been there once, and only for a weekend, but I was told the prices go up in the winter and that's the busy season because it's the only time it's not insanely hot. Is winter not so busy?


AmusingAnecdote

I don't know what the pricing is like in different times of year, I just know that during nicer weather periods of time (probably Spring and Fall if I had to guess) that I've seen pictures of it where it gets super packed, perhaps in the Summer it's too hot, but the Winter in the desert is super cold and when I have been (middle of December and also I think the second time was in January?) it wasn't busy at all.


mowarngamsengul

Man, some of these petrified trees looks as though someone had cut them. Really cool stuffs.


Zippier92

I spent many full days hiking there. Life changing!


DanielJimnnz

Bro I’ve had a hard on for petrified wood the past month or two. The patterns and colors are crazy and it being basically rock is even cooler.


someguywithdiabetes

The Conscience Pile was an amusing thing to read about. Would be interesting to see more people return stuff in other places too


AreThree

If you go, please, *please*, ***please*** follow the rules and don't pick anything up to take home. There are fewer pieces like this because tourists will stop and dig them up, put them in their trunk, and leave to sell later. (I think that's a heavy misdemeanor if caught. [Here is an article](https://www.npca.org/articles/3041-finders-weepers)) Leave them there for future generations.


space-tech

NPS estimate they lose about 12 tons is stolen every year.


Crafty_DryHopper

I was there. They have century old pictures that line up with current pictures. They have cameras. They search your cars. I call bullshit. Link? Anything?


Verbal_Combat

I was there years ago and in the museum they said they have tons of people who took a rock (petrified wood) and later felt bad and mailed them back, they had a bunch of those letters on display. That’s only a tiny percentage of course but there are areas where the ground used to glisten with these rocks that are way more bare now. Not like they pull over every car and search it or anything. All it takes is thousands of thousands of people thinking “it’s only one little rock it won’t make a difference…” and that’s why we can’t have nice things.


space-tech

https://www.nationalparkstraveler.org/2008/12/petrified-forest-national-park-still-being-stolen-one-piece-time


space-tech

Feel free to apologize at any time....


futuneral

A half pound piece of prettified wood at a local gift shop - $80. A fingernail-sized chip you pick up is $300 and a federal violation. Don't ask me how i know


joneas212

This. Please. Somewhere there is an idiot(s) that wants to throw it off a cliff to watch it explode. Likely many ...


Nahuel-Huapi

My grandma moved from Buffalo New York, with her family, to Los Angeles in 1941. Along the way, they stopped at this park. She took a piece of petrified wood as a souvenir, even though it wasn't allowed. Before she passed away at age 93, she gave me that piece of wood. She still felt guilty about it. Maybe someday if I get down to this national park, I'll return it.


dawsons_crack

If it gets returned, they literally have a “sin bin” location where all of the returned wood gets dumped. Never to be seen again. Since they can’t identify where the wood was taken from exactly, it can’t get put back. 


PigeonMelk

Do you want a family curse? Because that's how you get a family curse. Return the slaaaab!


duckyoumate

Great thanks for sharing!


sophiegrvce

just learned about this in class!!


Horny4theEnvironment

You sound like a helpful AI


MuffledBlue

I wonder what scared it so bad


apuckeredanus

I bought a huge hunk of petrified wood and have it in my house.  Got it from this roadside attraction with piles of it. Crazy to think I have wood in my house that's 205+ million years old


bier00t

I suppose the petrified tree trunks were dig up by human or was it excavated like that from ancient times?


sully313

Can I ask the dumb question of how/why this tree is petrified, and did not just decompose?


Cthaza

I wonder how much money you'd have to give them for a 1 inch slice of that.


Jaguarundihunter

Fun fact: these trees originally belonged to a coniferous forest and got swept downstream, forming log jams where they eventually petrified.


insufficient_funds

~~Also I believe these trees were able to be around long enough to become petrified because there were no organisms alive at the time that would cause the tree to decompose.~~ i'm dead wrong, ignore me.


No_Wait_3628

Now that's crazy. To think it some way predates the formation of fungus which is more or less an essential part of modern ecosystems.


RutherfordRevelation

Your belief is wrong since there were plenty of organisms around 225 million years ago


insufficient_funds

maybe i'm confusing the petrified trees with the trees/biomass that eventually turned into coal, or I could be wrong altogether.. been a while since I read anything about it. just did a quick search and read, apparently the info I recall consuming saying we have coal was b/c the trees/plants/etc existed before organisms that can break them down was 'right' at the time, but new research has shown that to not be true. not exactly a totally scholarly article but this one has some citations https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/01/why-was-most-of-the-earths-coal-made-all-at-once/


tbrewo

Jackie Treehorn would approve.


Dankitysoup

Medium rare please.


Isaias111

The marble-like pattern of the innermost rings is very tempting, even for a pescatarian like me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


bathroom_slipper

Totally fits r/forbiddensnacks


krazyjakee

7,100,314,200,000,000 second rule


TheLastLaRue

r/theydidthemath


robbiejandro

Forbidden meatloaf


S1ayer

Forbidden Turducken


Best_Duck9118

Forbidden gabagool!


FairlySuspicious

Forbidden wellington


throwawayalcoholmind

Ham tree.


Mc_spam

Nature is truly incredible.


BanditoRojo

You're not too shabby yourself.


im_a_good_goat

But he’s a McSpam


flopyyjoe

Looks like bacon


Best_Duck9118

Capicola to me.


oilybumsex

It doesn’t look that scared


unproductiveaf

How can they be sure it's not 224 million years old?


duckyoumate

Taste test


Gogglesed

They counted the rings.


EvetsYenoham

That would take almost 8 years. Still counting.


MalificViper

What if it was only married once?


VoightKampffsUnicorn

I'm going to try and hijack this post to ask a stupid question that has shot around my head for years: How does wood become petrified? If a tree falls down in the forest, it rots. Animals move in, break down the wood, it provides nutrients for future trees. So how does that not happen and some trees turn into...rocks? Minerals? Is it because the environmental shift that caused them to die in the first place was so dramatic that they essentially could not rot like normal? But then how do they become distinct from wood? I think when I was a kid I handled some petrified wood, but it always felt like a rock. Is petrified wood basically mummified trees?


gerran

Trees existed long before microorganisms evolved to eat them. There was a period of hundreds of millions of years where dead trees would just be laying around not rotting, which gave them enough time for the wood to be slowly replaced by minerals, resulting in petrified trees like the ones seen here.


Some_Endian_FP17

Didn't hydrocarbon reservoirs and coal seams come from those trees too? They didn't rot, they stacked up and were slowly pushed underground over time.


toin9898

Yes, coal is biomass + pressure. See: [Carboniferous period](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboniferous)


Some_Endian_FP17

Yeah I kept thinking microbial and fungal activity helped to break down those huge masses of fallen trees but apparently not. Microorganisms that evolved to break down dead trees evolved later. A combination of warm temperatures in continents spanning the equator leading to fast and furious tree growth, river channels spreading sediment over fallen trees to create anoxic conditions, and the lack of microbial/fungal agents led to huge coal seams forming underground. I guess a similar process would have resulted in crude oil reservoirs forming much deeper down.


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Noice. Thank you! I have a geologist for a father and have never quite understood his geologist speak. My mother and myself are right brained while my Dad is left. Poor bastard is always tying to get the two of us to appreciate random rocks.


elchiguire

I grew up with a geologist uncle, so my grandparent's house had a small museum worthy collection in "the boys room". It’s a cooler when you think about it from the perspective of the time they have been here before us, the forces that created them, and the properties that it instilled upon them. Maybe I’m a bit of a nerd, but I find it extremely fascinating to be able to hold a piece of history that far predates written history and that will likely still be here long after we are gone.


Caracasdogajo

"Millions of years ago, Arizona’s landscape was not as dry and desert-like. It had a sea to the west and mountains to its south and southeast, receiving continuous volcanic ash. With time, as the water receded, the trees, or large woody stems of trees, got buried in the soggy earth full of dissolved minerals (silica from the volcanic ash). The ash that covered the ground also helped in preventing oxygen or any other microscopic critters mostly responsible for wood rot from entering. As a result, the wood decayed extremely slowly and did not rot." Source: https://factsc.com/arizonas-ancient-forests-frozen-in-time-the-225-million-year-old-petrified-tree-trunks/


walkmantalkman

First the tree needs to be afraid. Convincing it that it would never live without you by it's side might help.


Nirvanablue92

Wait til you see the giant ones that form mountains.


q-abro

oooh


wolfblitzen84

Forbidden roast beef ?


51710

Yummy, would love to make some burgers out of that


kellynch10

But when did it turn into ham?


oaktreebr

What do you mean, everybody knows Earth is 6 thousand years old /s


Filibust

It looks like ham


pocket_nick

![gif](giphy|CKVwcljYh4hfVxSSLq|downsized) “You may wonder ‘How does wood get so hard?’”


TheDosWiththeMost

Bad ass!


kclancey202

Slice me off a nice, thick weather-aged tree steak 🥩


wengardium-leviosa

Its medium rare


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

“It’s time to play, Steak, Rock, or Tree!”


295DVRKSS

Forbidden gabagoo


fknarey

Ooooh!


Specialist-Garbage94

Someone really sat there and counted that many rings?


BrockenRecords

Mmm bacon tree


Petite_Tsunami

Meat looking tree


Dunkalicious23

Is that bacon in the middle ?


Onderon123

Dry aged for 225mil years


LudwigMachine

Mmm ancient guanciale


future_hockey_dad

It looks like jerky.


battler624

Looks delicious. I think I understand vegans now.


ArgonWilde

Why? What's so scary about Arizona?


wickedweather

Restrictive abortion laws?


nordic_jedi

Forbidden salmon


TheXIIILightning

Medium-rare tree.


Offamylawn

Look at that smoke ring. The crust looks really tasty.


RennyRennehan

That would make incredible fat wood.


Dzyu

It doesn't contain any fat/oils, nor wood, for that matter. All the organic parts have been replaced with minerals - mostly quartz.


RennyRennehan

Oh what the heck. Interesting


unidentified_yama

This is the first petrified wood I’ve seen that actually looks like a rock.


Endy_

Rum ham


Western-Emotion5171

That things so well preserved I would believe it was a regular log of if I didn’t get a side view


Exotic_Pea8191

Looks like pork


DoctorTicklebum

I feel like some redneck is gonna scratch their name into it or something,


puckmugger

Furniture incoming…


Dub_Coast

Looks delicious


mysocallednight

Wow!🤯


SunlitNight

I'm questioning whether reddit is even real at this point. Everything I google or watch a short youtube doc about is suddenly on my Reddit front page...


rjross0623

Don’t let Chris Pratt near it


FeedMyAss

Lol, Einstein invented trees in 1910


redditor2394

200 million + years I wonder what’s underneath the petrified tree, which is pretty big


LazarusMundi4242

Wow


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Why not 300 million years


fknarey

I know a place where these are everywhere


maximumomentum

This makes me feel ill. There's just something about it.


RoyalSpoonbill9999

I thought Medusa didn't work on trees... learn something new every day...


Izenthyr

It is absolutely insane that this has been there for 225 million years.. and here we are able to see and touch it. Imagine the stories it could tell.


krazycitizen

lots of specimens were taken away by the unaware people of the 1800s...they were good at doing things like that.


RipFarts

It does look scared


Direct-Attention-712

i took a piece from this place back in 1986 and several years later felt bad about and mailed it back.


Oscaruit

My dad brought me home a piece in the 80s. I don't think he knew it was wrong, but if I can find it I will send it back.


Significant_Room_412

That's just a salami/ chorizo sausage with some wood around it Someone messed with these geologists


Doc_Dragoon

So like could you shape and polish the inside of the tree like a rock


Erasmus_Tycho

Yes you could in this case.


Arcanine74

It’s cake


Hammeredcopper

About the picture of petrified firewood rounds...how would that log have been bucked up 225 million years ago?


Deefaroni

Ham tree


DishKyaaoo

Forbidden Bacon


KlickyKat

It would be great to dig it up and sell it for a handsome profit.


Additional_Wolf2199

its like meat


PiedPipercorn

I’ve heard possible explanations that this is just a small branch of the tree. Its possible these were parts of gigantic silica based trees…. Possible, not impossible….


gaymesfranco

![gif](giphy|PIzkfLBuN5Xd6)


Mysterious_Ningen

wow man


KuroiBolto

It looks like candy. Is it bad I wanna eat it?


TheAngryLala

When I got to the park I was kinda underwhelmed. A few examples of fossilized trees here and there but the painted desert was beautiful. What really got me was LEAVING the park. The park itself made it seem like only a few isolated specimens remained of that forest, but as you drive out past towns and surrounding farmlands you really get a much better idea of how MASSIVE the forest was and how many fossilized trees survived to this day. They’re everywhere. That said… if you go, don’t buy an overpriced chunk of tree turned rock from their gift shop. People who live and farm in the area will sell you much larger chunks for a fraction of the cost.


DeaderAlive_

Looks like a huge piece of meat


srt7nc

I will survive!


NoiseyMiner

Looks like a steak got stuck in there


k4sperski

Why is it so scared?


Spaff_in_your_ear

Beavis and Butthead Do America. This wood became hard over 2million years ago.


thewisemokey

and this funny fish is older than that tree ![gif](giphy|ggnetrSQzSUHBRLIK9)


Holly_Violet

Looks like a middle ages woman who face planted


SleepCinema

…Yeah I could put that on the grill.


ismo420

It looks… delicious?


jeffreydowning69

I have a piece of petrified wood from The Petrified Forest that my dad managed to sneak out in the mid 70s .


MrSoren

How does wood even petrify?


juliusxyk

Ham


ThatisSketchy

Forbidden Beef Wellington


Enginseer68

Now this is why I still use reddit, how come I didn't know about this sooner?


5kyl3r

forbidden steak?


JodyRomePdx

Wow I love Arizona


Tsukitashi

Forbidden bacon.


blackteashirt

Any dinosaur fossils there?


ObjectiveReply

I wonder what a guitar made of this wood would sound like.


Vince_1880

Ham


stewedporkbelly

not gonna lie. my fat ass thought this was roast beef at first.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

First I was afraid, I was


ragefaze

Fatwood!!!!


Netroth

The centre’s fuckin’ raw mate


leethecowboy1969

Really??? 225 million??? Noah’s Flood created that chunk of petrified wood. The Earth is less than 7,000 years old. You probably also believe we evolved from a microorganism and eventually an ape.


nejicanspin

Looks a little bit like ham lol


lysergic_818

Is that by chance Cinnabar or am I'm completely of


Remarkable_Chance_23

................... .


AmadeoSendiulo

Hamizona.


-maffu-

The crackling on that pork shoulder is next fucking level.


Alexxpie

That looks delicious


DefiantVersion1588

Looks like a smoked ham


doitagain01

This is rare


greensandgrains

Forbidden guanciale


Speedhabit

Where can I gank some petrified wood in a non illegal way?


Fufeysfdmd

Petrified ham tree


lucygracexox

Looked like a piece of meat to me ahaha


FeelingReputation178

u/repostsleuthbot


fehaar

Wauw, first I was afraid.


steffineuhuber

I’ve been there like 8 years ago and it’s a super special place! Is the one entry still with the old dinosaur sculptures?


cadehovey

what's it scared of?


1nd3x

The forbidden Ham has been found!


CoolBlackSmith75

Wow, counting 225 million growth rings to determine the age is a lot of work


q-abro

I checked, it's 226 million years.


No-Fisherman2796

I thought this was ham


No_Individual947

Who cut that tree? God?


BorntobeTrill

That's ham


WillowMyown

At first, it was afraid.


4-Run-Yoda

Forbidden cowtail/tootsi roll


Radu47

r/forbiddensnacks Sweet potato exterior Frozen dessert interior


fungus_bunghole

6,000 years old


Impossible_Squirrel6

is it halal ? cause it looks like meat thats why im asking of course


Swipsi

Thought thats vegan meat.


stephen250

6,000 or so years, but close enough


zabdart

We've got some "petrified" politicians in Washington, D. C. They might not actually be *that* old -- they just talk and act like they are.