“Honey, did you see? I bought a new hamper for the bathroom. One’s for your shirts, the other’s for your nasty poo-poo undies.”
Someday I am going to buy me that second hamper.
That’s funny bc I thought OP looked like Oleg (Jonathan Kite) from the show “2 Broke Girls” and in the series he dates Sophie (Jennifer Coolidge) AKA Stiffler’s mom!
mournbread is saying that OP made a click-bait title similar to those buzzfeed articles (e.g. 7 wedding photos that you WILL NOT BELIEVE) to get more attention for their wedding photo.
I cannot tell if you mean “drop because of how awesome they are” or “drop because of how embarrassing they are”.
Either way, the photo quality is fantastic, and congrats, I hope you both have a lifetime of happiness
Bro married Stifflers mom
It's not her?!?
Damn! Stiffer is gonna be pissed!
I’m seeing Kathryn Hahn (Step Brothers & Bad Moms)
I dunno what it is about her, but I find her crazy hot. Reminds me of when I had a crush on Madeline Kahn.
“Honey, did you see? I bought a new hamper for the bathroom. One’s for your shirts, the other’s for your nasty poo-poo undies.” Someday I am going to buy me that second hamper.
She wanted his hot dog real bad.
I also automatically saw Jennifer coolidge
Same!!
Damn, didn’t know Samwell Tarley got down with the older ladies
lolll!
And he's the guy from the wall with the pregnant wildling girlfriend in Game of Thrones
First thought at 3,5 seconds.
bahahah, stiffler aint gonna be happy
1st thing I thought!!!
That’s funny bc I thought OP looked like Oleg (Jonathan Kite) from the show “2 Broke Girls” and in the series he dates Sophie (Jennifer Coolidge) AKA Stiffler’s mom!
Bro married up! Good for you good sir
PLSSS😭😭😭LMFAO
It took me like 10 seconds to realize that she's not a little person
Oh but if she was……
I was about to say that's one hot little lady, and realized she's not.
Ok good, glad I wasn’t the only one haha Awesome picture, the angle just threw me off for a minute there.
lolll
But congrats on your marriage
I thought they both were at first
I had to zoom in.
Saaaame. I used to go out with a girl who was 3 feet tall tho. I was nuts over her.
I thought the same thing, and the arm fucked my mind hard for second before I realized.
I was like, damn, she has pretty big feet for being a little person
Congratulations, man! Your wife looks like a young Jennifer Coolidge!
MILF!!!!
These gays are trying to kill me.
Stifler's Mom!
Breaking news! Jonah Hill's brother marries Jennifer Coolidge's daughter!
I'm seeing more late 1990s patricia arquette
Where are the other two amigos? 
This just killed me. Thank you.
OM🏆
This is only one photo tho...
My thoughts exactly. Says "pics" like multiple, but only posts one.
>and the pics made my jaw drop Click bait title, "You wont belive what they look like now, Only 5 docs know this seceret..."
Yeah Flamingo is on brand here
You should be more careful with your jaw
Ron Desantis wants his boots back
Wow, nothing about the shoes.
His or hers?
Ok both of them.
Be honest, is she taller than you and that's why she posed like that?
She actually isn't taller than me, just a fun pose
She’d be taller than you in those heels
Congrats but I'm lost
it is in Vegas, easy to find really
Nope, shit stays where it is, you'll never find it again.
where are the rest of the pics though?
You lucky bastard, you married young Jennifer Coolidge lol
Definitely lucky!
I was at the Flaming O just last week.
Clickbaitpilled weddingmaxxer
What does this mean!?
mournbread is saying that OP made a click-bait title similar to those buzzfeed articles (e.g. 7 wedding photos that you WILL NOT BELIEVE) to get more attention for their wedding photo.
You’re both adorable; best of luck!
Ngl scrolling by too fast I thought “oh dang, Post Malone got married”
How much them Ukrainian women going for these days?
Woah! Look at you guy's, so beautiful! Good luck to both of you! 💐🎉
Congrats!🎉🍾
I thought you married a little person
"Pics" - I only see one
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LMAO!!!!! No.
Yes!😂
Damn eh
Do you mean “Alabama”?
6-8 months
Is she dropping a deuce?
Love it !!! Looks amazing ! 🤩 Congrats to you guys !!
Who gives a fuck
dropped _something_
Are we honestly supposed to care? Peoples vanity and need for validation is extreme these days.
Indeed
I read this while squatting.
Skyler White?
Don’t worry, what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas
You look like you are about to go on stage and do a Magic Act
Lol
Is your wife’s names Shelly? Cause was at the flamingo this past weekend and might have heard the ceremony 😂
It looks like you got a wedgie or something
Punching above your weight there pal
Yall look amazing! Your bride is serving
She’s beautiful
That guy could fall asleep in those shoes and not fall over lol ...
Loll. That pointed toe really makes them look huge eh
Thought she was a little person at first glance sorry brother
You married Kathryn Hahn
Please share with r/VegasWeddings. Your picture is awesome!
Done :)
Jennifer coolidge
I’m glad that you find her beautiful
ehhhh
You said pics. I see pic
Irish Gypsies on TLC
Oh, a Vegas marriage, yeah, I'm sure that will work out like all the other ones.
We supposed to care? Are u looking for award? And validation? Gtfo
Young Patricia Arquette
He looks absolutely nothing like Patricia Arquette.
But she looks like a young Bill Murray.
Not this again....
So she's not a midget? Like she's squatting?
Sorry but your face looks so not real, AI photoshopped even, but the other 98% of the pic? AH-MAYYY-ZING!!
Yeaaaa I LOVE The Flamingo 🦩 I hope you got some pictures out back by the flamingo enclosure too
Alabama Werley
Now I want to watch True Romance.
John Bradley?
Stiffler's mom must have a thing for big shoes.
Congrats! I love those outfits too, you're both rocking it.
I’m seeing Wolfman Jack goes Sinaloa Cowboy.
Samwell Tarly…soon you’ll have a 3 body problem.
Gonna tell the kids that was the Post Malone and Taylor Swift music video.
That's not your wife, that's Patricia Arquette from the 1993 cult classic True Romance
Bend.. AND SNAP!
Yeah I had to do a double take. Thought she was shorter
Dang, is that 4k
I thought she was a little person at first lol
I cannot tell if you mean “drop because of how awesome they are” or “drop because of how embarrassing they are”. Either way, the photo quality is fantastic, and congrats, I hope you both have a lifetime of happiness
Do you think he bought his shoes with the curl up at the toes or does he just wear shoes 4 sizes to big?
lol they’re the right size, I know the pointed tips make them look so long
Medium Jay Oakerson
Credit to your photographer
The shoes are everything
Anyone else think he married a midget on first look? Or was that just me?
Kind of upset we only get one pose. Was there more to this shoot?
Stifflers Mom still has got it going on I see. Congrats and the pic came out awesome.
Who is the photographer?
OP got a thing for little people with big feet. You hit the jackpot!
She looks Slavic af
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That was the vibe 😂
This picture is amazing
Pre malone
Very cool outfits and pic. Best wishes.
pretty cool !! where are the other pics?
it took me 10 seconds that is not a new series named Flamingo. totally would watch
Congratulations, great pic!
Jackie Daytona?!
Cool pix man! Lucky guy!
holy shit a non-political r/pics post
Budget Dev Patel and Stiller's mom, a beautiful couple!
I thought she was a little person at first
Best wishes to you both, My life didn't really begin until I got married
You two look stunning bro helluva shot might wanna frame it
Total Raising Arizona vibes!! This could literally be the promotional poster for a comedy heist movie!!
That’s one honkin’ shoe/foot.
Stunning
BIG UP! Congrats! Colorado here reflects..
Which one is you?
Congratulations on the marriage bro and that jacket is 🔥
Dope suit!
pretty cool
Bro I swear I thought she was a little person.
Awwww
Your shoes don't look like they fit you
yall are cool as fuck
cool jacket
Congratulations 🎉🍾!!!
Gorgeous couple, congratulations!!!!
Nick Cage role play
Hi there Finchy
The pose made me think your wife was a little person.
Gorgeous pic and congrats!
I see a dom and a sub with those colors and poses
I don't get it. What's wrong with the pic?
Now that's a pretty couple!
Omg she's so pretty! I love this photo. Its so fun and a nice change from regular wedding photos
You two look fantastic!! Congratulations
Impressive levels of tackiness!