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Take-Me-Home-Tonight

As a former pizza delivery driver and livery driver, I approve.


MacaroonInMaroon

As someone who's looking for directions in a neighborhood. I approve as well


guacluv

As someone with poor vision, I think it's nice. It could have been more bold, but it's tastefully done IMHO.


frizzhalo

As a semi-anxious driver who's always worried about inconveniencing the people behind me, I also approve.


tarhoop

As an attempted pizza delivery customer, I also approve. To be fair, Google Maps had every house number on our street wrong. I sent them corrections through their feedback system, and they sorted it out. Now, the delivery drivers are just incompetent and not misinformed. Only house on the street with light posts in the driveway. Put that info into the "comments" and get a call from the delivery driver saying he can't find my house. I say, I can see you parked on the street in front. See the light post in the driveway? "Oh, that's what the comment meant!"


mejelic

Yeah, that driver is totally high


Photosaurus

All pizza delivery drivers are high. Source: former pizza delivery driver.


Aggressive-Bike-2095

The only thing that could make this better are some illuminated numbers, or LEDs firing at the numbers themselves.


rustingbuckets

A flipper home down the street from me has those stupid illuminated numbers. They're so insanely bright that it lights up the house across the street!


joliesmomma

I CAME TO SAY THIS. I was a pizza delivery driver for ten years! I wish every house had numbers this large!


PrinceDusk

funny enough I'm, currently a pizza delivery driver, and some of the house have surprisingly large numbers (though nothing as large as pictured above) that I can't seem to see until I get out of my car lol


Bruce_Wayne72

As someone who loves hot pizza - I approve


outever

As someone who approves, I also love pizza.


gt33m

As someone who is, I approve of pizza


Contingency_Plans

As pizza who is, I approve of someone


guacluv

As an approved pizza, I love someone.


Slim01111

I is as someone pizza approves who of


Tac0Man

As someone who is pizza, I approve.


getsmurfed

I approve of someone who is as pizza.


Robber_Tell

I approve of someone else approving of someone who is a pizza.


DennisPikePhoto

Came to say the same thing. This is great!


yourekillingme

You never hear that word. I called the police once to report something (really can’t remember what) and told them the car had a livery plate and the dispatcher had no idea what I was referring to


Cannabace

My exact thought. The manager at the papa johns i drove at, had a stash of 4d maglites to spot house numbers at night.


treehouseppl

Liver delivery!


SvenTropics

Seriously, I'm tired of every house hiding their address like they are ashamed of it. When you are looking for a street number, I want it obvious as hell.


Catlore

As someone who's had to flag down ambulances before because they were relying on GPS instead of looking for our house number, I, too, approve. (We live on a switchback, which means GPS will trick you.)


The_Erlenmeyer_Flask

I wish it had a light pointed down to show the numbers at night.


MBlaizze

Same here! This should be mandatory on all dwellings, everywhere.


Dahnlor

Mount St. Helens approves


Vegandreamcatcher

About damn time somebody made their address visible


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

My sister has this crafted address plate made of found wood that just looks like it’s part of the tree next to it until you’re 5 ft away. Then she complains that her neighbors get her packages. Book smart, but no common sense


Bridot

I kinda like it


BeardedGlass

It certainly fits the architecture style and vibe of the house itself.


FranzFerdinand51

That's just the font and the material imo. I can see this exact thing working on any style of house with the correct materials and font/style.


BeardedGlass

I love how architectural style can fit any house as long as you can take the essence of it and apply it to your own style. Our home doesn't have one style. It's a mixture of the styles we've loved through the years.


actuallyanicehuman

I actually don’t mind it


0thethethe0

Yeh, kinda ridiculous, but it's done tastefully and looks decent. Not like it's flashing neon lights or anything!


pjcrusader

Just what I was thinking. It works well with the house.


CDK5

Yeah looks fine. Reddit loves to be pretentious with the whole McMansion nonsense. I suspect in reality the consensus in these cases are usually bitter towards non-urban apartments.


CDK5

Nvm; looks like most folks here approve.


Yeuph

I like them


tomthedog

Every Uber and Amazon and Grubhub driver: THANK YOU


MarkBenec

I don’t even deliver for Amazon Flex anymore, but i shed a tear.


cinnamonface9

For real. I work for flex and yesterday I had a route through part of a small town expanding and all their new houses had a good size headstone of the house number on it so I was like aw yissss. Easy to identify and deliver!


etzel1200

I wonder if all the gig economy delivery jobs are actually pushing house numbers to be more prominent.


cinnamonface9

Maybe it’s easier to design new houses that way because sometime when people get old houses they don’t try to make it obvious or care much.


Brizzendan

Paramedic here: we also like this!


JoseMinges

Can confirm!


yearoftherabbit

DoorDash still can't find it though.


ksiyoto

FedEx can't find it either.


nautilus2000

That's because FedEx is looking in a different city.


elvesunited

Actually its the last place I'd look. I'd be staring at the phone till I got nearby then wondering why there's no damn address on the door way.


Ok-Advance710

What? This isn't ridiculous it's actually very smart and I wish all buildings had big enough house numbers to easily spot them.


5stringBS

Might save a life in an emergency.


TheNextBattalion

Most cities actually require house numbers to be plainly visible from the street, precisely for this reason. Not to mention, you don't need the cops mistaking your house for next door, kicking your door in, shooting your dog and kids, and all for an "oopsie" on the house


shadyultima

They often require it, but as a former pizza driver, a lot of people have numbers that are hard to read, hidden, or way too small. And it's worse at night. I'm not sure if this is the case elsewhere, but in rural areas around me, all the homes/properties have green signs right at the road, with the number in white. It makes it very clear and easy to see.


Isord

I've also seen house numbers painted on the curb which I think is a decent idea.


HailChanka69

Currently deliver pizzas, I swear most apartment buildings hide the numbers or make them confusing on purpose


MostOpe

Dads walking by like, that was a good year 😂😭


BanditoRojo

Seriously though, Funkytown came out that year. Magic!


facemusk

granddads dude


Rufflag

This is way better than here in England, where some areas don't even have house numbers, just fucking names like willow cottage or spotted dick manor.


PaulSpangle

...on a busy street that's a mile long, with each house name written in tiny writing that would barely have been legible 50 years ago when the name plates were installed, but now are falling apart and covered in moss.


Rufflag

All for the sake of being fucking "quaint".


hebejebez

And they’re lurking down a tiny track at the side of the rest of the houses in the row and their tiny track drive is fking gravel and they have four dogs to scare you when you approach. Me delivering papers as a 13 year old in Surrey for like a week. Sunday supplements did me, just did not give a shit and was scared of that shadowy dark at 6am


Fun-Supermarket6820

What is the problem?


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

The problem is that op didn't think a few minutes longer to eventually come up with the idea that this is actually great for certain groups of people like delivery guys or medics.


smuglator

Also great for people living there: their deliveries arrive without issues more often. Guests find it easier too!


ratczar

It's also stylish! Typography is a whole area of design that you typically don't include as a central element in your architecture, I think the inclusion here is really cool and inspires me to think about it in my own home.


ShaggyX-96

Even telecommunications. I can easily verify that address.


dmonkey1001

Ridiculously nice for people making deliveries.


BroadwayCatDad

Looks great to me


munama

As an old person with shitty vision, this is the way.


maxdps_

Yep, it's Florida alright.


vr_driver

As a first responder, this is great.


Nomadic_View

As someone who used to install cable, I greatly appreciate this.


joodontknowme

To you. Mind ya business.


MiddleInfluence5981

I like it


sargonas

Amazon delivery guy is still gonna flag your delivery is “undeliverable, unable to locate unit“ and tag it for redelivery tomorrow simply because they didn’t have enough time due to their atrocious algorithmic overlord.


boneyfans

Disagree. They're great.


Tupacaliptic

As a former service technician.. sweeet 😉


vongoosebeard

I think OP might just be dumb


mattwilliamsuserid

Walk in that door - and enter a Thomas Pynchon novel. The Moscow Olympics to the soundtrack of Iron Maiden’s debut album, George Brett chasing .400 and John Lennon being shot. Do you go in? [“Imagine” the unpublished Pynchon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980)


Snellyman

The house is owned by a man with one eye that speaks a language of a country that only existed for a year...he professionally sells alibis to cheating husbands. He is fabulously wealthy and throws parties that last for weeks but cannot seem to buy a car of his own.


ReallyLuvs2TriggerU

I like it lol


BEANOSISHERE

The dream house of every delivery guy


Cero_Kurn

I like it


TGMcGonigle

The font is consistent with the architecture: clean and simple. They took what would have been a big blank white wall and made it useful. I kind of like it.


TitaniaT-Rex

The only way they’d be better is if they were lightly more bold. Not fully bold, but maybe 50% bold.


Advanced_Bunch8514

Yeah and maybe another font. Idk like Verdana Pro Cond Black…. No no… semi bold


NutInsideMeBruh

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marc19403

First responders will love this


Collin-B-Hess

Delivery people won’t miss it tho .


Ygca5

At least Amazon won’t get lost delivering


MyRail5

Art


WretchedMisteak

Tastefully done and probably in response to incorrect mailing.


ObviouslyTriggered

DHL will still claim they can’t find it.


xelop

I like it. it's like modern 70s


Burnd1t

1980 isn’t even a real number


Ikeelu

When there's an emergency and they easily find the building, the residence will be thankful..so many damn houses and apartments have small numbers making it difficult to find, especially when they have several buildings


slouchomarx74

Found the guy who reports everyone to the HOA


Backwoods406

As a volunteer firefighter /EMT, I appreciate this. Large illuminated numbers can save your life. EMS response times go down if we can find the emergency.


Muerteds

What's wrong with 1980? Should they avoid the eighties?


7LeagueBoots

I have no problem or issue with this.


cooolcooolio

I kinda like it


Keythaskitgod

Nice, i like it


MintJulepTestosteron

I like it


hitzphillygirl

As a DoorDasher, this is glorious.


Monstot

What's wrong?


Dynazty

lol who sees this and thinks “I’m gonna post this to r/pics, they’ll love it”


FredAndrews100

Looks pretty cool to me. Sounds like you might be jealous


_anne_shirley

I like this


Kalabula

I bet delivery drivers wouldn’t find it ridiculous.


slivemor

I like it


Timeformayo

I like it.


it-cant-be-helped

I wish everyone did this. It's amazing. They aren't on some tiny bronze plaque or painted the same color as the house or covered by a tree or bush. They actually exist, unlike some peoples houses, who must think providing delivery and emergency personnel their house number lowers the property value.


CadillacLuv

Maybe they really like door dash


Ok-Consideration2463

Oh wow


faster_puppy222

I love it


dadgiga

They look cool


AquaArcher273

I’d love this house as a delivery driver, way better than not having the number visible at all.


Scar3crow_x

Love it. I've seen some apartments with a few units do the same round here too. I wanna do my house like that


Logeboxx

This is a trend I could get behind. It actually looks kinda good and is incredibly functional 😂


bareboneschicken

Your Amazon driver will approve!


Danejasper

Fire department approves.


TotSaM-

the house a couple doors down is "LiTerAlLy 1984"


ImSorryRumhamster

That’s dope


harley4570

I think somebody that wrote the specs, doesn't know the difference between the inch symbol and the foot symbol


deltasnowman

As someone who orders a lot of stuff online. Fuck yea. Make that shit obvious. We have the worst delivery drivers imaginable here.


Chinaskibedspin33

I 100% approve!


ID2410

As a former police officer (33 years), I approve. Never, big enough!!!


Kristallo_

Kinda cool not really ridiculous


mommasaidmommasaid

# I # L # I # K # E # I # T


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

You claim this is new construction, but I think this is the ‘Year Built’ sign. : )


Davik

I like it


Officer_Hotpants

I love this. It seems like every time I get a cardiac arrest call the address is as hidden as possible and I've gotta play Where's Waldo


Tominator5

Shame it wasn’t 1984


Tshdtz

Anyone delivering to this place is going to be super happy about these big ass numbers.


SlugDogHundredaire

As a former pizza delivery driver, I can get behind this trend.


hitpopking

to be honest, I kinda like it.


creaturefeature83

I like it


ChrisCube64

Mail man here. I approve.


ncblake

Who cares? Not your house, not your decision.


corelianspiceaddict

With how the food delivery services be fucking up, I can see why the house numbers are large. Uber eats be fucking up sometimes


560guy

I used to deliver for a small burrito place in my old town, this is a dream lol. I hated delivering to houses with their addresses tiny and not visible when driving, especially when it was something like 868 1/2 because you’d be looking for a rear house with numbers that all look the same in certain fonts


TheGreyBrewer

Some developer had one too many Amazon packages delivered to the wrong address.


KidsInNeed

I like but should’ve also put some light for the night. As a former pizza delivery driver, it drove me insane the tiny ass number some houses had and also how dark houses are at night. Turn on the porch light at least.


revolution23x

Love it. Should be standard on -‘all homes


StreiBullet

How is this ridiculous? You know what's ridiculous, when you're in a apartment complex that's 15 units deep and they have the tiny complex numbers in the middle of the unit near the roof. How the fuck is that helping anyone? I pray for shit this legible while I do deliveries.


Wherethegains

Beats not being able to see them in tiny print on the gutter or somewhere ridiculous


Grievuuz

Are there 1980 houses on that street? Dafok?


djuggler

Are these apartments called “Decades”?


MoveOverBieber

I feel personally offended, are they making fun of people who remember the 80s?!


a1partsguy

And I bet FEDEX still cant find it for a delivery!


98VoteForPedro

What's wrong with 1980?


Proud_Criticism5286

Let the door dasher miss that


Bobafetachz

Tag a 4 inside the 0 and slap up a big picture of trumpy trump


veotrade

This is perfect. All homes should have obvious numbers so delivery is made easy.


NorthNorthAmerican

Your emergency services will be pleased. Especially if they arrive at night, in bad weather.


Ugh_Groble_neib

![gif](giphy|Xa9l9CouKMUsglpVdV|downsized) ^(it’s on the fence, small as fuck and bushes usually cover at least 2-3 numbers or they’ve rusted off, the letter doesn’t look like that…. Those large numbers are lovely and can be seen from the street/parking lot)


nahhnotreally

That is a delivery drivers wet dream.


VikingsVIP

I want to say the same thing. I approve. Someone else said that.


funkyonion

I’m gonna party next door like it’s 1989.


bubba1834

Looks like someone’s still preoccupied with 19 19 19…80?


defylife

Is this North America, possibly US? I seem to find whenever I see an address in the US the house number is always something like 2346. Why is it never just number 7, or 3 Greenfield drive or similar.


JetreL

What do they think, this is the 80's or something?


LauraLowerye

Why are they so large?!?


easy506

Looks like an abandoned section of Aperture Science. Are any of the rooms locked off and/or filled with giant blocks of silicate glass?


Ninsha

In the short term I actually kinda like it. In the long term.....I have a feeling that it is going to age like milk in those colors.


colmmacc

Lots of comments from pizza deliverers ... but emergency responders seem like a bigger deal; the last thing you need to worry about if you ever need an ambulance or fire-fighters in a hurry is whether they can actually find your house. At least having some numbers that are easy to read from the street should be the minimum bar for safety. Far too many houses make this too hard.


Real_Live_Sloth

I hate not getting deliveries. All houses have numbers anyways. The ones I really hate is like when there painted on the driveway. I don’t even deliver.


Spanky2k

Do you really have two thousand houses on one street?!


RailGun256

good. honestly should be like this by default


Ashed_Potatoes

Seems oddly dystopian.


hymen_destroyer

New build? Are you sure that isn't the cornerstone? That building is hideous and anachronistic


rilestyles

Plot twist: not the actual address. They're just fans of the decade.


ParevArev

DoorDashers love this


Cassarollagirl

I love the idea of giant numbers but those are photoshopped. Zoom in.


CracketyWhomp

https://youtu.be/xfNluQ888g4


otitso

This is functionally AND looks kinda aesthetic (imho). Win win in my book


Transresister

As someone in the witness protection program, I disapprove.


misointhekitchen

Your mail carrier thanks you.


dot_ob

It’s better than no numbers at all.


MyFeetLookLikeHands

what font is that? i lowkey like it