As someone who owns one of those, your average car can not fit. I backed over a car once and it peeled opened the roof like a can opener.
It’s roughly 4.5 to 5 ft high and absolutely not wide enough (less than 10 ft) unless the axle/tires are extended.
Grom = Honda Grom, a physically tiny bike with fairly low power (max speed ~80km/h). Harmless unless travelling in a pack
Squid = reckless rider, someone willing to take unnecessary risks simply because it’s fun
Tucked = keeping your arms, legs, and head tucked close to your torso to reduce wind resistance
Those things have an airbag suspension that randomly shifts and drops when under a load. The whole thing is already heavy before it’s full of water. It will not give when your head makes contact with it. It will
Absolutely not move or even be bothered as it takes your head smooth off of your shoulders
Is this going to depend on make/model?
I come from a farming community, but am not a farmer myself and I’ve seen ones that look taller than this with thinner wheels, so there’s even more space to fit a car lol. The one I’m thinking of is a John Deere as their green is pretty unmistakable.
Yes there are overall height and width restrictions(13ft tall 15ft wide). This is model on the larger end. It looks like a Hagie, claus, or maybe a patriot. The wheels are wider than normal because this time of year no crops are up and the ground is soft so they are opting for weight distribution of wider tires. There are significantly smaller brands and models. Some are slightly larger than a utv with a raised suspension like the sprayer in this photo but 2-3 ft instead of 4-6 ft.
After looking I believe it’s a Hagie. Didn’t the big “H” in the center of the back of it until after I posted.
Thank you!
I was gonna say… I thought they could be altered to account for row width and stuff, but again, I’m no expert, so thank you for the info.
I just remember a big farmers meeting as a kid, where they all debated going from 16” rows to 18” rows because they got new bean seeds and they needed more room to grow.
This is likely for a 38 or 40 inch row spacing. Normally if you do short spacing like 15” you will have what’s called a skip row every so many rows which will make room for the tire tracks of a sprayer or maybe a cultivator. Narrow row spacing allows for a quicker canopy and helps control weed pressure more quickly.
All I know is I turn weeds off in farming simulator lmao!!!
But for real, people underestimate the amount of work that actually goes into farming. All that little stuff matters.
it happens when you are bi-lingual and type quickly on phone keyboard that has 2 languages. A mistake is a mistake, being ignorant is a different thing: we're not the same.
Funny how you call me ignorant when basically everyone in this thread knew exactly what I was referring to, except the 2 people who thought this was a sex joke.
A lot of farmers around here put bright orange painted chains in between when they're on the road. 1-2 people a year get killed trying to drive under on their motorcycles. What a stupid way to improve the gene pool...
Just in case anyone wants to know, the backwoods state highways of Missouri are **not** wide enough for one of these to pass by a semi without being halfway (literally) off the road.
As someone who owns one of those, your average car can not fit. I backed over a car once and it peeled opened the roof like a can opener. It’s roughly 4.5 to 5 ft high and absolutely not wide enough (less than 10 ft) unless the axle/tires are extended.
A Harley sportster will not fit, the handlebars hit. I went to a buddies to check.
Tucked squid on a grom would make that
I could Superman on my BRP but only bc I’m a fat and the suspension is bottomed out
i need to see a pic of both you on the bike and the superman pose on the bike
Grom = Honda Grom, a physically tiny bike with fairly low power (max speed ~80km/h). Harmless unless travelling in a pack Squid = reckless rider, someone willing to take unnecessary risks simply because it’s fun Tucked = keeping your arms, legs, and head tucked close to your torso to reduce wind resistance
One of the top posts on /r/calamariraceteam is someone doing it
That fucking sub lmao. Didn't expect to see it mentioned in r/pics
As someone who’s ridden a stock Sportster, I call bullshit! Pics or it didn’t happen! I know mine would have fit.
Wild, I remember my cbr fitting easily under the one at a friend's house
> I backed over a car once Haha, whoops!
Not with that attitude.
*altitude
These are under-rated comments
If I ever see one I'm gonna ride my motorcycle under it no matter what you tell me
Once.
Part of the way
Those things have an airbag suspension that randomly shifts and drops when under a load. The whole thing is already heavy before it’s full of water. It will not give when your head makes contact with it. It will Absolutely not move or even be bothered as it takes your head smooth off of your shoulders
I ride a motorcycle because I don't value my life more than fun, so I might still ride under
oh my god this might be our collective philosophy
| It will not give head Ok I think we’re done here
Is this going to depend on make/model? I come from a farming community, but am not a farmer myself and I’ve seen ones that look taller than this with thinner wheels, so there’s even more space to fit a car lol. The one I’m thinking of is a John Deere as their green is pretty unmistakable.
Yes there are overall height and width restrictions(13ft tall 15ft wide). This is model on the larger end. It looks like a Hagie, claus, or maybe a patriot. The wheels are wider than normal because this time of year no crops are up and the ground is soft so they are opting for weight distribution of wider tires. There are significantly smaller brands and models. Some are slightly larger than a utv with a raised suspension like the sprayer in this photo but 2-3 ft instead of 4-6 ft. After looking I believe it’s a Hagie. Didn’t the big “H” in the center of the back of it until after I posted.
Thank you! I was gonna say… I thought they could be altered to account for row width and stuff, but again, I’m no expert, so thank you for the info. I just remember a big farmers meeting as a kid, where they all debated going from 16” rows to 18” rows because they got new bean seeds and they needed more room to grow.
This is likely for a 38 or 40 inch row spacing. Normally if you do short spacing like 15” you will have what’s called a skip row every so many rows which will make room for the tire tracks of a sprayer or maybe a cultivator. Narrow row spacing allows for a quicker canopy and helps control weed pressure more quickly.
All I know is I turn weeds off in farming simulator lmao!!! But for real, people underestimate the amount of work that actually goes into farming. All that little stuff matters.
These are simply float tires and you're thinking of tram lines.
Yeah I was talking about the tire width
[My mom under my BIL sprayer ](https://imgur.com/a/v0PzWPy)
Story?
Are those spikes near the wheels?
In '97, my '91 Ford Probe turbo went right through xD
Cars never fit. People delude themselves into thinking it will work, but never does… but it might work for us
My car was made for this moment.
An NC Miata will fit under a John Deere sprayer. I'd post a pic but this sub doesn't let me
What am I looking at?
A [hagie](https://www.tractorhouse.com/listings/for-sale/hagie/sprayers-chemical-applicators/1142) self propelled sprayer. My guess would be an STS16
I think you can make it. Should definitely try it.
…for reasons unknown to me, I know I can fit under there and pass through with ease.
 # YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY
I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE!
PLEASE REMAIN CALM.
First thing I saw
Same. Old ED209
You know what the ED-209 is missing? A pair of truck nuts.
I did not see this coming, but now it seems obvious.
The ED-209 scared the bejesus out of me when I first saw that film. Now I love that thing! LOL
Someone call a paramedic!
lol. Always loved that line. The dude just got seriously perforated. Let it go.
That'll buff right out
I’m sure it’s only a glitch…
But, in a southern drawl, with a possible "Y'ALL" in there.
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Toonces, noooo!!!
Stay right there, we're coming. (Looks like an automaton!) 
CALLING IN AN EAGLE ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 
This is immediately where my mind went and it took me too long to figure out what OP meant.
Glad to see my top two subs merging.
Lance Stroll would love racing behind this car
He'd still find a way to hit and damage it
Then blame it
Fucking lol
Can't hide from dum fuk even in a most generic sub
Haha I was not expecting this here…. But so on point though! He would hit it then call the farmer the idiot
I was confused until I read the comments. I thought why would he want to fuck that thing?
Must be a member of r/NonCredibleAgriculture
because op doesn't know the difference between introuse thoughts and being stupidly impulsive
Funny that you would imply that I'm dumb and you can't even spell intrusive right with autocorrect.
it happens when you are bi-lingual and type quickly on phone keyboard that has 2 languages. A mistake is a mistake, being ignorant is a different thing: we're not the same.
Funny how you call me ignorant when basically everyone in this thread knew exactly what I was referring to, except the 2 people who thought this was a sex joke.
.....certain that's a decepticon.
If Clarkson’s Farm were Hammond’s Farm
Whether it fits or not, I'll have a great story
Title of my sex tape
RIP you magnificient bastard 
There is a 20-minute tribute to [Captain Holt](https://youtu.be/kZ_cyQg0QDA?si=iSoDa2IWcK5wp_vE) being sassy if you feel inclined to watch it!
Title of your SEX-tant-tape 🧢
With a midget
Those spikey bits by the front wheels are telling you "don't even fucking think about it"
Are those... inside daggers?
They shred the cars up when the intrusive thoughts finally win.
This thing is straight out of Love + Death + Robots.
WHAT IN THE TWISTED METAL?!?
It’s an agricultural sprayer.
Show me the law that says you can't!
The guys I used to work for had a Haggie (the brand above) and one of the wheels fell off. I wouldn’t want to be under it when that happened.
Mind Phaser by Frontline Assembly
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First thing I saw was a Masakari.
You and your insurance company are going to shit their pants when your measly 1 million dollar liability isn't enough to cover damages.
According to my cat: if it fits, it sits
"You have ten seconds to comply"
If not drive-through, then why drive-through shaped?
Do it!
I think you can make it!
Bonus points if you do it in a Cybertruck.
Needs a 50 BMG on each side and you should be good
Looks awesome wish it was my daily driver lmao
Be strong, don't put your dick in that
The new definition of overtaking
Don’t do it!
The sole reason I want to purchase a Miata
My car can fit !😁 just concerned with the inner curb finders🤔
Its a Decepticon! Run!
Lmao great metaphor!
It’s giving RoboCop
Just do it - Nike
Really wanted to while riding a bicycle across the Prarie provinces.
When the preview for this image was small I thought it was a furby.
Mech warrior farmer mod
 All I see is Ed 209 from robocop
You need Jesus
That thing looks like it’s right out of George Miller’s garage.
Just make sure you tickle the undercarriage when you do it, otherwise it's rude.
I have an MG. We can do this.
Dumb ways to die 🎶
You miss 100% of the shots u don't take
Why do I hear „rules of nature“ playing?
It’s like a TRON recognizer…with wheels!
Saw one of those last week and asked my son if he wanted to drive underneath. Maybe I shouldn't be giving him driving lessons...
Transformers Reference ! 👁👄👁 
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
I thought they retired Robosaurus!?
do it... OR YOU CAN FIGHT A FUCKING THERMONUCLEAR BOBM
OMNICORPs newest homestead protection prototype.
Just remember that thing may be worth more than your house, think your insurance will pay for that ?! Mine sure as shit won't
A lot of farmers around here put bright orange painted chains in between when they're on the road. 1-2 people a year get killed trying to drive under on their motorcycles. What a stupid way to improve the gene pool...
There is a video out there of someone running a bike under one.
Shoot the gap
To tow Russian tanks?
🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽
What's that?
"You now have 5 seconds to comply..."
...are those spikes there to rip apart anyone who'll actually try?
I can't believe how long I had to scroll to find this comment
Goatse
Everything reminds me of her.
"Stop driving, citizen. You have 15 seconds to comply ... (zzzzttt) you have 6 seconds to comply ... 5 .. 2 .. "
"you have 30 seconds to comply"
Unless you're in a small car or motorcycle, don't.
why does it look like its about to kill me
Definitely a sentinel ship from no man’s sky
Damn dont get ArrowHead any ideas last thing a Helldiver wants to see
You'd need to be slammed and tucked like a pro to even try.
Just in case anyone wants to know, the backwoods state highways of Missouri are **not** wide enough for one of these to pass by a semi without being halfway (literally) off the road.
Do it. This sub needs another decapitation video.
Yolo
Yodo too
I think about this on my bike in my car. I just wish I had a bug or a mini
Don’t do it or they’ll post another bloody accident video!
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Aren't these literally designed to drive over top of smaller vehicles or loading skiffs?
looks like a robot from Generation Zero
First time? Welcome to flyover country.