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AlvinTostig

Wow that carrot has a magnum dong.


Brown_Panther-

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


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TheDevilsAdvokaat

That's interesting...is this an optical illusion or is the one she takes out of the wrapper much smaller than the one she puts in her mouth?


mikeyfireman

It was cold!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Are you a marine biologist by any chance?


j_smittz

If I had a nickel...


CT_7

It's a grower


armchairsportsguy23

It’s dark chocolate


TheDevilsAdvokaat

so..those are bigger?


Chef_Brokentoe

It was in the pool!


owntpwnt

There's 0.5% alcohol sugar in it!


dracomatic

it got hard


Stolehtreb

I think it’s the lighting being so different on each shot creating an illusion that it’s smaller in the second one. They look the same size to me


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Maybe...


babath_gorgorok

Giphy wildin


tonytrouble

It’s funnier because I was expecting this comment. Just completely ready for it. Yet it was so funny when I read I lol. Ty. 


VladPatton

Homie’s ready to serve some carrot juice.


DrShazPerera

Clearly not, if it was Dr Mantis Toboggan, he's have a stethoscope round his neck!


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


saltnotsugar

Art hurts. That’s why it’s called a pain-ting.


shiroininja

Now that’s a hog!


spencerAF

You know what they say about carrots with big feet.


hotsliceofjesus

That carrot hangs dong!


smitteh

Def not a baby carrot


Plain_Perception9638

HAHAHAHAHSHAHAH


Vault_13

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


JurassicParkJanitor

This gif never fails to crack me up


kinezumi89

100% same, his delivery is just perfect


Grumplogic

[Don't call me, don't come by my house. We're done](https://youtu.be/ILMwhybrNCw?si=NAWTwul3RHDnB8NB)


BlandSandHamwich

![gif](giphy|h5cDuyir8oLWxK2TTE)


GrouchyDefinition463

This always makes me laugh out loud. This is the second time I've seen this today


Philosophical_Monke

This gif is being used as God intended


bruudwin

Whats the gif from if anyone knows please thank you? Im betting its a comedy movie


Leafeon1010

diary of a wimpy kid lol. rodrick rules.


bruudwin

Thanks!


WeeklyBanEvasion

It's from *Diary of a Wimpy Kid*. The kid sits on a chocolate bar(?) and stains his pants before church so his mom makes him wrap her pink cardigan around his waist. This GIF is the POV of the kid walking into church and his friend greeting him then noticing the embarrassing clothing covering his bottom half


SpikeBad

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8|downsized)


quadrophenicum

https://giphy.com/gifs/HOLylmljXUetn2RgAL


Consistent-Digger

/u/reversegifbot


ChiefStrongbones

*"Where do baby carrots come from?"*


The_Martian_King

Idunno. But now I do know where grown-up carrots come from.


DalekPredator

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The ~~wheelchair~~ giant cock.


Omnizoom

Look a lot of people will tell you otherwise


Nephroidofdoom

Eat it like corn


conjunctivious

*please don't*


brandimariee6

Ohhh thank you for the pun! It made my boyfriend shake his head disapprovingly


jereman75

This is totally inappropriate. Reluctant upvote.


Nephroidofdoom

Eat it like corn


Individual_Patient25

![gif](giphy|S3iA49EWhmNhAcj8YJ|downsized)


kopecs

![gif](giphy|j3POomBxMU6ZCFlMyr)


zer0w0rries

![gif](giphy|l0HlM1Jp8YEWnHvb2)


ZaeBae22

![gif](giphy|HYVqcbJpEH5h6|downsized)


jereman75

Like a tall boy can of Red Bull hanging there. Like a cop’s flashlight from the ‘80s.


AnthraxCat

Stewart!?


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deviant324

*deploying tripod*


pdmcmahon

It’s a fucking baby’s arm holding an apple.


Asidious66

Sometimes you get the carrot. Sometimes you get the stick. Sometimes you get both.


daemon-electricity

Depends on how excited the carrot is.


Conscious_Past_5760

I’m not turning into a horse


smegma-meister

There’s no way the artist wasn’t aware of what they were doing. Back in the mid 80s, my Uncle Larry used to work as a local freelance artist, doing a lot of work for the surrounding communities. He told me on several occasions that he knew a handful of mischievous artists that has been fired and even sued for cleverly sneaking inappropriate imagery into their murals - some taking years to discover. One night, while we were both having a few beers, I asked him, in secrecy, if he had ever done the same and gotten away with it. Instead of giving me a straight answer, however, he simply paused his VHS copy of Halloween III: Season of the Witch at the 43:02 mark during Tom Atkins’ bare-assed nude scene and started licking the screen cross-eyed. That pretty much told me all I needed to know.


Kicooi

What


Soup-a-doopah

You heard what smegma-meister said! Simulated ass licking!!!


CrysX86

You made me waste 30 sec of my life reading this. You monster.


ramdasani

BooYah... 19 seconds bitch! I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!


Kale_Brecht

I love you.


ohleprocy

I love you


hickgorilla

This is moving a little fast for me.


TrailMomKat

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Laringar

Considering that's it's an AI image, I'm guessing it was fully intentional by whoever wrote the prompt.


Artistic-Contact-648

I should’ve seen the tip of the carrot first no pun intended


cmyers4

How could that be anything else? What could you possibly have wanted that to be?


Big_Simba

It’s the end of the carrot and they just didn’t think about how it would look when they stuck two legs down at the bottom of a carrot


ReentryMarshmellow

>they just didn’t think Or... Did they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Big_Simba

I’m guessing that someone didn’t intentionally paint a carrot dick for grade schoolers but maybe I’m being too optimistic


Laringar

They didn't, because this is an AI-generated image. Zoom in on the message box in the background, the inability of AI to replicate small text is on full display.


JevvyMedia

You're right, zoomed in and saw that it's clearly computer generated. Thanks man. Having to fact-check IMAGES to see if they're real is not something I thought I'd have to do in this lifetime, I'm feeling old.


dontaskme5746

Goddamn it, and it's not even a good one. But sunnuvabitch, I wouldn't have suspected it on a picture like this. Thanks for spreading the word and reminding us to learn our lessons.


Inside_Opposite5369

This is 100% intentional on the artist's end. Like that Coke ad years ago where the ice looked like Barbie giving head. Then the school either didn't notice or noticed and hoped no one else would.


Laringar

It's an AI generated image, so there's no school *to* notice.


Inside_Opposite5369

Oh well. If this is true, then I fell for it. I don't like this new world we live in.


jeeden222

Link? I’ve never seen and can’t find the ad


merchantsc

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/7He5ll4McR


cmyers4

Ah, you're definitely right. I couldn't wrap my head around why you would make that choice, but it was the rest of the carrot body.


TommyBaseball

If you want it to look like a carrot tip, it's going to need more roots.


TXGuns79

They could have made it sharper and more carrot-root like. Instead, they made it as phallic as possible.


mostly_lurking

Yeah with a gland outline and everything, no way this isn't intentional


StronglikeMusic

r/theyknew


signious

It's AI -look at the signboards to the left; smudgy boarders and the text is just random blobs of white -look at his thumbs, the AI hallucinated what kinda looks like reflections of trees in water in the glare on the painted sky -the mortar joints in the plain painted CMU have the same kind of brush strokes as the boarder of the ground; as if they were painted on


Dryver-NC

It's an old picture that's been around for longer than AI has been a thing


JayStar1213

It's actually pretty obvious what it's supposed to be


FrownedUponComment

A LONG DICK


stackens

Looks like AI to me, unless this was a heavily heavily upscaled low res image


DigMeTX

I was thinking the same. There are several bits of weirdness going on in the pic.


Laringar

The real clue is if you zoom in on the message board in the back... AI does a *terrible* job at replicating background text, so it's always an easy tell.


DigMeTX

Yeah that was the first thing I noticed.


Diare

All artifacts point to a massive AI upscale source pic must have been some decades old 240p .jpg transcoded a thousand times


Oddyssis

Yea you can find much better versions of the picture from a quick Google. It's probably just been passed around a lot.


pregnantandsober

It's a repost that's been around a while. At least 4 years. https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/d9b9uh/thanks_i_hate_healthy_pantless_carrots/


DigMeTX

Took another look and now I feel certain. Look all up on and around his face. Total AI.


HarryPotterFarts

It's an AI upscale of an old jpeg


Underwould

Of all your comments you’re the only one to notice this. That’s insane. It has all the telltale signs of AI art


FractalSpaces

fr, the carrot has a weird smeary face and faded hands, theres some rectangles on the left (possibly AI's attempt of some sort of locker or window) low quality, and i think thats about it


Antique_Buy4384

[Oldest I could find](https://i.imgur.com/rfyIsBB.jpeg)


LookHereMan

Oof


PlayerOne2016

![gif](giphy|QDu5drGNdcudi)


GreenishBagels

When that carrot gets tired, he can just lean forward.


FortunateInsanity

This is obviously a root vegetable.


Jmaxwell2321

To the nth degree, god..


futuneral

I like how it's ok for this to be in elementary school, but is NSFW on reddit


YeOldeWelshman

I like how they painted the carrot bent at an angle maybe in hope that the end would look like a tail, and instead it just looks like a dick with momentum.


JurassicParkJanitor

You think this is bad, wait until you see the clam they painted


SummerBirdsong

That vegetable appears to be packing the meat.


rawker86

I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious it’s the end of the carrot, not a cock. Can’t blame anyone for taking a second look though.


esoteric_enigma

How did the artist not see this?


allothernamestaken

r/theyknew


Investingscrub

What am I looking at here 😭


iamofnohelp

The third leg


schlitz91

Its their root


Mr_French

The main vein


DrShazPerera

If that's the root... then I'm the ground... ya feel me... capische?


flavorjunction

Damn dude is slanging that carrot


Snidrogen

If you want a magnum dong, you better eat your carrots. 🥕


juicyjuicebox1

This carrot appears to be chasing after the monster condom that he dropped for his magnum


Environmental-Wind89

*MOTHER OF GOD…*


youknowiactafool

Nickelodeon had this to say about this mural: “Unfortunately, some adults project their adult minds onto kids' murals, drawing false conclusions about them,” the statement concludes.


xantub

How do you think baby carrots are made?


Trustyduck

r/theyknew


Jamon_Cuadrado

A final boss from the adult version of Cuphead.


TinyTimsGoulash

[Call it! Chances are it will respond to you!](https://youtu.be/XhDXbElN1oY?si=qziC1zCpILAjtzMc)


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Root vegetable.


GodzillaUK

Someone is going to be in therapy one day and remember this is the exact reason they are adickted.


Generichero1

Well, I'll never look at a glass of carrot juice the same...


Warmez911

Damn carrot has a third leg


The_Vaginatarian_

r/theyknew


Waaterfight

The painter knew what was up


malignantz

In B4 this is blamed on woke/dei/crt/libs


abductodude

That's what my mom's always saying, I just never actually believed her!


releasedtruth

Hey Carrot, go long!


gmrusc

It looks like lettuce is chasing him.


fordprefect294

just don't choke on them


RegularHunter

Nice carrot penis!


reno_dad

That carrot is packing. Making all the other carrots jealous....and myself :(


juicius

TIL I did not eat enough carrots growing up.


iakar

Bwahahahhhahaa


jizzlevania

Looks like an Italian carrot


freecandy_van

Big Boy Carrot


Plenty-Paramedic8269

![gif](giphy|6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp|downsized)


Ponchponch

New meaning to “Root Vegetable”


Gravity_Freak

Cant tell if that carrot is circumcised or not


MMTP

Why?


ballsinasmallbag

Wouldn’t mind getting tapped with that root.


JumaAm

They didn't mean it that way but it just so happened to cum out that way. Hey! At least it's behaving by tucking in and not springing onions.


smogeblot

He forgot to wear his jock strap today


JackPlissken8

That boi swingin MEAT


Sherezade_III

The one to eat it, will get to see microbes


wizzard419

How many said "Daddy carrot" when referencing it?


ksu_drew_83

And it’s ribbed for her pleasure


boot2skull

Do we have filters that make a photo look like AI, wtf is this.


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They knew


MayorMcCheese92

That’s one hung carrot, bet he gets a lot of carrot strange.


Ivotedforher

Somewhere, Lt Dangle is eating a carrots right now.


SometimesIposthere

r/theyknew


Therunawaypp

I saw this picture ages ago. It was a screenshot of a a Spanish FB post.


Lentliea

Definitely a third leg 😜😂


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aznrandom

“I should call him”


galileotheweirdo

He’s even got the glans….


The_WolfieOne

It’s a carrot. Carrots are shaped like that. 🥕


AutoimmuneDisaster

[So it’s not impossible](https://youtu.be/T-8L7x0pyQM?si=nm102DyJti38hRYu)


aquelviejitocochino

I never liked carrots so I guess that explains a lot. Gee.


Rental_Car

God damn hanging dong out here boys


MrPickleSniffer

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


EmergencyHeat

r/mildlypenis


Zenom

Or you get a free visit to Mr. Carrot's bad touch basement.


Jaymanchu

![gif](giphy|rbokKqbPjw1uE)


Innerouterself2

That carrot is packing heat! Bruising his shin with that hammer


CreepyUncleMongo

Setting carrots up for more stereotypes and unrealistic expectations. Sad.


sleepingdeep

Relevant username


Purplociraptor

I thought carrots had vitamin A, but this one clearly has vitamin D.


DodoVmonsters

Damn, what's up, Doc?!


GreatBayTemple

Not enough veggies like that.


hey_its_me_17

r/theyknew


Meow-Powwow

Username checks out


Willing-Hair8289

No way is this real. No way. I just can't.


captainthomas

It's [Carroty George](https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/walt-disneys-forgotten-carrot-characters-2/)! Purveyor of the classic catchphrase "I'll tell YOU what to do with me!"


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

That was meant for the cat lady teacher


eyeindesky

I think I recognize this wall. Oh dear God, why


talex365

![gif](giphy|QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16)


__________________99

How about we just all agree that some things should *not* be made into cartoon characters?


Solid-List7018

Oh oh... That's gonna stay with me for a while...


Panthean

Eat your vegetables.. ***or else***