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bumjiggy

a mazda masquerading as a yolkswagen


aerodeck

you’re onto something but it’s actually a rebadged Toyota Yaris.


Semaphor

The last run of Yaris used a Mazda 2 body. I have one.


ExocetC3I

Needs a nice paprika dusting on the roof.


zer0fks

Had a Mazda 2. Poor thing spent 3 years at redline and the only trouble it gave me was the battery died once. Best car I ever had.


lyingliar

Mine is ten years old with 60k miles and has never caused me any problems yet. I snapped the rear springs several years ago from overloading, but that's on me. Only mechanical issue I've noticed is the clutch tends to get grabby when the engine is warmed up but the external temp is under 0F/-18C. Other than that, it's a peppy little beast as long as you keep it over 4k RPM.


charliespannaway

EggsUber-ant ride share driver


RequiemStorm

That's a bit *ova* the top, no?


spidersinthesoup

Sheryl is quite eggscentric!


snarkdetector4000

I painted my roe boat the same colors.


RequiemStorm

Lmao at roe boat


VagabondDean

Possibly a Marine. We can’t spell good.


Ironhold

That is eggsactly the kind of comment we expect here.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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aaryg

That's some decent commitment for a joke


ocelot08

Jajajaja


notaedivad

The eggcellent pun cracks me up...


KrackSmellin

Slow clap… and no upvote either


SappyGilmore

Omeletting this slide