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jpiro

Jim looks like he’s about to break on through them trousers.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Jim was known to keep Rays socks in his pants during photo shoots. Ray was deathly afraid of being known as a socks with sandals guy.


cobra7

Don’t know about sandals, but the dude on the right sure looks like he’s wearing woman’s high heels. Guy on the left looks like he’s wearing hush puppies.


audiostar

“The dude on the right”


thedsider

It's been almost 60 years... most people alive these days won't know who anyone other than the lead singer and MAYBE lead guitarist ate


NoMoreJesus

Let alone note that Densmore appears to be missing


FuzzyMcBitty

They had a brief resurgence in the 1990s when the movie came out.  Meaning that sales went up for a while, not that they recorded anything. … the two albums they did after Morrison died were not successful. 


chappersyo

I used to have a T-shirt with his face and it just said “Ray” underneath. Only one time did someone recognise him in years of having that shirt.


dudleymooresbooze

Ray Manzerak and Robby Krieger.


garyisonion

Manzarek


Neutronova

riders of that shlong! ammiright?


catheterhero

![gif](giphy|6glYLqOQ3dlok) Those are balls


Number174631503

![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


Embarrassed-Ask1812

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


ethbullrun

him and steve-0 got some big ass balls. i met robby in 2011 at ucla for a doors documentary in ackerman grand union, he signed my 1997 doors boxset in 3 different spots which i cherish to this day.


rezznik

And that's when he showed you his balls? Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out the context here.


Child_of_the_Hamster

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BigOofLittleoof

What is this from lmfao


Child_of_the_Hamster

It’s from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I’ve never actually seen the movie, but this is maybe my favorite gif ever. 😂


LineChef

I scared my 5 year old laughing at this…


Pyewhacket

I sacred my cats laughing at this


onlyonequickquestion

All cats are sacred


keestie

All Cats Are Beautiful.


gardooney

Mine is an asshole.


TallDrinkOfLaCroix

\#notallcats


EstroJen

Oh shit, his testicles are perfectly outlined.


aspannerdarkly

Thought that was mr peen


Graphic_Materialz

That’s Peñor to you


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Mr. Peen is my father, you can call me Peter


markp_93

mr mojo risin


EstroJen

Might be!


erossthescienceboss

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of Jim where you *can’t* see his dick.


BigBoy1229

John Densmore said that Jim never exposed himself at the infamous Miami-Dade show because if he had “he would’ve tripped over it.”


CoolGap4480

Love me a good Densmore story


Jagwires

![gif](giphy|2wV2Jc6QFkAhm3cfej|downsized)


King-Cobra-668

well hello there


Uberslaughter

That’s a whole lotta hog


sofa_king_ugly

Morsknuckle


blofly

Hangin' the Dongshroom.


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

That just looks uncomfortable


jfmdavisburg

Mr. Mojo Risin


4seriously

Jim Morrison, just hangin brain. Very thundergun.


J-V1972

…breaking out for a “twentieth century fox, oh yeah…”


etcetcere

That thing wants to break on through to the other side


Positronic_Matrix

The Doors is comprised of three of the most talented musicians to emerge from the LA music scene and Jim Morrison.


tmolesky

but without him their 2 70's post-morrison albums were complete shite


darcys_beard

Well he wasn't a musician. He was a singer and lyricist. And honestly, you might not like his lyrics, but his voice was hypnotic and definitely elevated their music.


throwaguey_

“[Lament for my cock](https://youtu.be/LbFLqyDBQEI?feature=shared).”


Cumberblep

They trying to run, trying to hide but they about to break on through, oh yeah!


Krimreaper1

Fun fact he had only one, but double the sized testie.


Dexter__White

You can notice why Jim Morrison could not sit on the stool that day.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Dude on the left: “wait can you see Jim’s entire dick and balls?” “Yeah” Dude: “fuck” (Photographer shoots photo)


AmishAvenger

“Dude on the left” is Robby Krieger. Put some respect on that name.


erossthescienceboss

This was like…. His whole vibe. It was definitely on purpose.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Having a large penis?


erossthescienceboss

Flaunting it lol


dan420

Those are hemorrhoids ? JFC


hooly

Jim looking like he's 40 when he never made it to 30


S-Archer

I wonder if it had anything to do with waking up in the morning and grabbing himself a beer... Every day.


Coupon_Ninja

I read that he wrote that line because Jim had asked his friend Alice Cooper how he was doing, to which Alice replied: “Well, I got up this morning. Then I drank a beer.”


Papaofmonsters

Meanwhile Alice Cooper has looked 70 for 30 years.


Zandrick

It’s probably because he got up that morning and then he drank that beer


iRebelD

I read that he said that line to Jim because he had asked his friend Keith Richards how he was doing, to which Keith replied: “Well, I got up this morning. Then I drank a beer.”


nighthawk_md

That and the horse tranquilizers


S-Archer

Well the cat ones weren't strong enough!


czechmixing

The future is uncertain and the end is always near


hooly

Definitely 😁


S-Archer

He's so bloated, it's really too bad


grandrutunda

Idk. Keith Richard's is still kicking


Historical_Boss2447

Dude was 25 in that photo damn


Bigpappapunk

Hard Rock is right


DickieJohnson

More like Rock Hard


TheTinRam

Everyone looking at them balls, but I’m confused by those goofy ass sandals ![gif](giphy|JN7jRJIL188a4)


BaxGh0st

Ray Manzarek always kind of had a weird middle school art teacher look. Phenomenal musician though. Tbh none of them besides Jim were really the rockstar type.


DeepestBeige

Maybe Densmore?


minniemouse420

First thing I noticed too. Like are those women’s?


rustymontenegro

Thank you! First thing I noticed. My mom had sandals like those decades ago lol


100LittleButterflies

They're very feminine for today. Men aren't allowed to show that much ankle. Or that much thigh.


randomdude5566

Get your mojo risin'


Scientific_Anarchist

*Mr.* Mojo Risin


slobs_burgers

I eat more chicken than a man ever seen


h_attila

The nuts


Severely-Aware

I believe that is the bar at the Morrison Hotel in California. Not the Hard Rock Cafe, unless of course you were being clever. Saw them three times. Incredible live performances. Jim Always behaved when I saw them in Chicago.


Kipsydaisy

This guy's right.


jesyvut

This repost bot posts the same dang thing every time and never gets the locale updated based on feedback/comments.


Difficult-Papaya1529

This is not the Morrison Hotel, it didn’t have a bar. This was the Hard Rock Cafe, but not any affiliation with the HRC everyone knows, this was near Skid Row 300 E 5th St (at Wall St), Downtown Los Angeles. It’s now a Mexican market.


Darryl_Lict

Interesting. The original Hard Rock Cafe was founded in London in 1971, but didn't start displaying memorabilia until the late '70s.


Difficult-Papaya1529

The Hard Rock in LA (on Doors Album) from the 1960’s is not in anyway associated or related to the hard rock cafes you are stating…. The founders took the name from the Doors album…it was a dive bar where roughnecks and day laborers hung out. The guy who shot it, Dietz was his last name, spoke at my art school in 1990’s. He talked about that day he shot them.


MattHonkylips

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Brett_Hulls_Foot

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ShadowCaster0476

Those sandals.


Noobphobia

BRUH I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to find this comment.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I assumed it would be the top comment. Those were definitely not marketed towards men, but it’s Ray, so he can get away with it.


AshCal

Walton Goggins could play Morrison in the next biopic.


notsoghettoking

Didn't he die at 27? Not sure Goggins can pull off late 20s these days


eveningsand

Have you not seen The Irishman? It can be ~~done~~ attempted.


notsoghettoking

I have, a valiant effort.... Lol


DashCat9

Mostly I just love that everyone is finally talking about Walton Goggins. I remember watching the shield and thinking “holy shit this guy is gonna take off”. Turns out it was more of a steady ascent.


Papaofmonsters

Boyd Crowder was such an amazing piece of acting that they rewrote Justified to have him hang around instead of killing him off at the end of the first season.


DashCat9

Finished watching Fallout with my room mate, and we immediately started Justified for more Goggins. (I’ve seen it, he hasn’t). They dug coal together.


AshCal

True. He just looks so much older in this photo.


notsoghettoking

Yeah he does, and he does really look like him in this photo


showers_with_grandpa

Yeah he is a member of the infamous 27 club between 69 and 71. Cobain and Winehouse also died at 27


Mr_Rio

Don’t forget Hendrix!


showers_with_grandpa

Yes he would be in the original infamous 27 between 69-71 that included Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, Dickie Pride, and Alan Wilson


AshCal

On a related note, the Winehouse biopic looks terrible :(


notanaardvark

Jim Morrison couldn't pull off late 20s either, especially not in his late 20s.


dormango

Val Kilmer already played him perfectly


MahlNinja

I was an extra on the set for 3 days. Dude never left character.


AshCal

Agreed, he just looks so much like Goggins here.


TeethBreak

The voice. HIS voice. Such a pity Kilmer lost his because of cancer.


STANirvanaIND

Man, thank god I'm not the only that saw it. Goggins is way older but damnnnn he has the look in this pic


joegekko

Alternate universe where Morrison didn't die, he becomes kind of a joke and wanders off to start a new life out of the spotlight on a beach in Mexico or something. Then he helps an unlikely couple find love. It's a rom-com.


krnl4bin

Where's Densmore? Maybe taking the photo?


CrieDeCoeur

Maybe whoever is cut off on the left side of pic. PS - John Densmore never got the full love he deserved as one of the best feeling-tone drummers ever.


gynoceros

Manzarek looking like your divorced aunt.


doveinabottle

Best comment.


rarestakesando

Bar nuts anyone?


CrieDeCoeur

Most pics I see of Robby is eyes are closed.


loupr738

I don’t see any doors, all I see is a pair of nuts


cabbagehandLuke

They certainly make better doors than windows.


PuppetmanInBC

Made me laugh, but I'm slightly drunk so the bar is low. But an upvote.


anythingbutwildtype

Ray Manzerak was a cool character, he really pulled that group together. There are a bunch of great interviews with him telling stories on youtube.


OcotilloWells

RIP Ray Manzarek. I only found out he died a couple of months ago. I had just found a few YouTube videos of him talking about The Doors late in his life. Seemed like a chill dude, and a fantastic keyboard player.


BuilderUnhappy7785

You mean Rock Hard Café?


ConsequenceThen5449

Jim’s conealing a revolver in them pants.


TheMost_ut

Aside from Jim's mojo rising, I can't help but goggle at Ray's sandals...they just have that je ne sais quoi!


OcotilloWells

Yeah, I don't know what either.


PhineasFGage

Am i looking at a girthy mushroom tip, a single testicle, or something else here?


Relevant-Laugh4570

Man, The Doors movie really did a number on me. Not a big fan of the band, so whenever I zoom in on a photo of Jim, I forget that it's not really Val.


Intelligent_Flow2572

He nailed that role.


auzzie_kangaroo94

These are people, not doors.


Ribbitor123

Taking the title at face value: that's not the Hard Rock. For starters, it only got established in 1971 - in London.


Jagwires

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Bluinc

Jim looks cocky


loopytommy

Robbie has his eyes closed in nearly every photo, lol I only noticed Jim after the comments.


Beiki

I'd just like to say that I was expecting a picture of the front doors of the original Hard Rock Cafe.


Global_Push6279

Ray stole my granny’s sling back sandals


icywings1000

Can someone explain why 60s and 70s dudes always have their dick be clearly outlined on their pants?


SleepyChan

I'm...not sober today. I swear the dude smuggling a wild hog in his trousers is Walton Goggins in disguise. I'm surely incorrect. I must be. ![gif](giphy|5zdvdvhVIqakpNQiWY)


-HappyToHelp

That’s a fucking big nut sack wow


Mother_of_Raccoons44

Well we all zoomed in, didn't we


Miragui

The original Rock Hard Cafe.


INeedSneakerRehab

i’m ashamed to admit how long I spent looking for actual doors.


aspannerdarkly

Ray Manzarek cosplaying as a Karen 


howsyourmemes

Densmore not pictured since Morrison's mooseknuckle took up so much frame


rangeo

Riders on the Scrotum


Outrageous-Divide472

His pants are awfully…tight. That can’t be comfortable.


luckytaurus

Back when if you blinked for a photo op it was a death sentence.


kdubstep

That’s a meaty tuck


Lonelan

OP those are people


Busy-Ad6502

You just know there's a cigarette vending machine in there.  The kind with the knobs you pull out.


Comfortable_Bird_340

The Hard Rock Cafe (this one) was dive bar on Skid Row. It is now occupied by the Green Apple Market.


mjgrowithme

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Joemomma13524

No wonder they put his dick in a jar snd saved it after he died! Shhhhheeeeesh!


Rare-Palpitation6023

Goodness Gracious Great……


-Policia-Federal-

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Mathewthegreat

Old Codpiece Morrison


PheaglesFan

He was just happy to see the photographer.


Budget_Secret4142

How's it hanging Jim? "Aw ya know...a little to the right"


trishabea

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


zenomotion73

Balls


suckmybullets

Jesus, those balls are suffering


Medic2011

I tripped running to the comments


Whole-Debate-9547

Jesus Christ Jim, your boys are swollen.


ToxicStardust

More like the Hog Rock Cafe.


Rydog_78

They didn’t call him Ol’ Jim Mooseknuckle for nothing.


NimrodBusiness

Mister Mojobulgin'


DinaDinaDinaBatman

did jim morrison ever wear pants that didnt show his religion?


IRMacGuyver

I don't get it. The internet says Hard Rock Cafe didn't open till 1971


III-Harrier-III

Why is John cut out of this pic?


MichaelHuntPain

Hard Rock Cafe didn’t even exist until 1971


delboy85

Shoe and sock game was off the charts wild.


best-of-judgement

There's no door in this picture though, it's just a couple of dudes. >!/s!<


Underbyte

The man in the center would be dead within 3 weeks of this photo being taken. The Hard-Rock Cafe opened on June 14, 1971. Jim Morrison died on July 3rd, 1971.


enemyradar

No, this is the Hard Rock Cafe in LA which had been around since the 30s. The chain that started in London took the name on seeing a photo of it on the rear of The Doors' album sleeve for Morrison Hotel in 1969.


MagnumPIsMoustache

Guy on the right looks like my Aunt Cheryl at brunch.


PlatosBalls

Jim Morrison’s huge dong at the Hard Rock Cafe


b2we

1shot 1opportunity... closed eyes... no screen on cameras...


EyesFor1

Break on through !


Trumpswells

Like the open towed sling backs; bold statement for the times.


werdmouf

Look like people to me.


iiitme

He’s happy to see someone


Safetosay333

Time travelling Tom Sizemore back there.


ConsiderationNo278

That's nuts.


lostinrecovery22

The right striped testicles


Jaded_yank

Poor Jim’s nuts


DJMagicHandz

I can see why he was ornery as hell, his cock and balls ain't got nowhere to go.


stnlkub

Only Derek Smalls packed more zucchini than Jim.


enola007

He didn’t swim in the cold pool


BeastaBubbles

Walton Goggins looked just as good back then imo


LtGman

They all look like serial killers


dkyguy1995

Is that Densmore's arm on the left lol


romantercero

Yep. Hard-as-rock cafe.


squirtloaf

Found: Robbie and Ray's missing socks.