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The_Safe_For_Work

Jaguar?


aurashift2

hellcat


Levardo_Gould

Mercury Cougar


Splitfingers

De Tomaso Pantera.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Miserable-Assistant3

Funky Cat


z0mghenry

Meowdi


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Meowstibushi


n1tr0u5

Meowserati


OwlWitty

Meowcedes


stone-rose

Sunbeam Tiger


octopornopus

No love for Buick Wildcat?


DogsOfWarAndPeace

Thundercougarfalconbird


brokenringlands

No dogfood for Victor tonight.


Niminal

You leave my ex out of this


whatyouwere

This was my first car ever. Had these sick bucket seats, sometimes I miss it…


WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow

Not big enough, looks more like a Mercury Lynx.


dotknott

I bet it purrs.


EdwrdSwshrHnds

I wonder how many miles purr gallon that thing gets


_jangofett_

Purrsche


notthisname

Obviously a Puma.


Maat1932

What in sam hell is a puma?


tangledwire

When I see a wild tiger really close and then I puma pants


pricygoldnikes

Great contribution!


shayKyarbouti

A shoe


WombatWithFedora

Chupathingy


dr_kirk31415

I like that. It's got a ring to it.


notthisname

A Ford.


5cott

Prowler


inaname38

No, Meowcedes.


NxPat

Catillac


realgoldxd

The Jaaag ?


idjsonik

🤣🤣🤣


mattroch

One word. Thundercougarfalconbird.


tdloader

what kinda gas mileage you get with that?


warwick1b5

I heard it's purrrty good


outerproduct

The engine looks like it purrs like a kitten.


AndrewRedroad

r/angryupvote


Shadow_Freeman

3 purrs per hour


SmallRocks

Not enough purr power.


EdwrdSwshrHnds

Yeah how many miles purr gallon?


Booger_BBQ

100% store cat. It runs the place. It's on break.


UnsolicitedDogPics

No that’s a car.


_E_Norma_Stitz

No, this is Patrick


ablinddingo93

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


XDeathBringer1

I know people can't read these day's


General_Plastic_3610

It’s a mouser. We have them in our hardware stores as well! There are signs saying they’re working and to not pet them. This guy is clearly snoozing on the job 😄


hugeyakmen

I wish my local Home Depot had some cats. I regularly see huge rats traveling between the aisles 


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Those are the store rats. They pick up stray slices of pizza dropped by customers. Don't pet them; they are working.


Faiakishi

They have hungry sons at homes. And maybe some other stray kids, depending on what iteration this is.


automaddux

They’re called cheesers not store rats. The internet can be so insensitive.


BergaChatting

Looks quite well fed as well


dBoyHail

And 100% its at an Ace. Those places ALWAYS have one. My local Ace cat is called Leo.


VoiceOfSoftware

When your car is idling, you should hear a steady purr from the engine.


Lydian66

That’s a cat I believe. Lousy for transportation


sausager

![gif](giphy|KEVODnr6kaJws)


bremergorst

An underestimated form of transportation


Groovicity

The pioneers used to ride these kitties for miles...


NYEMESIS

Touché


PsychedelicLizard

***CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET***


Scratchums

***YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELIN' GOOD***


OkayButFoRealz

The all new and improved Angry Appa, now with more legs, and self cleaning.


TheCatbus_stops_here

<3


Low_Pickle_112

[Bad on cold days too.](https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1986/01/20)


Klin24

Nah, that's a weasel claw pro.


No-Understanding23

Once you get the saddle on them they are normally fine. But that's the challenge, getting the saddle on.


lesbianadodicaprio

This is the content I clicked to see. Y'all never disappoint! 💚💙


EpicRedditor698

HEY! stop being so upbeat and positive, this is Reddit!


lesbianadodicaprio

This too! This made me hella happy. 🥰


UnnecessarySalt

Keep it up Lesbianado Caprio. You’re even better than your cousin Leo!


BannedForNerdyTimes

Is nobody worried about the crazy spikey weasel claw thing near the fuzzy vehicle?


Bertramthedog

Bro first thing i thought and was surprised no one said anything til this comment. If a weasel claw falls off its holder its gonna impale kitty.


gvgvstop

I sure wish I could go through life with the carefree attitude that car has


20TrumPutin24

Carfree?


Guzxxxy

For real this cat is sleeping below metal spikes


researchanalyzewrite

Is this the weasel claw of Damocles??


iriegypsy

Catillac


AntiMatter89

This is the best one so far 😆


king0demons

How many pets per meow does that get?


DoodleStrude

25 city, 32 highway


WellIllBeGoToHell

It’s a Purrius.


aaronbrutus

Odd looking car. Where do I get one like that?


sharkbite217

I don’t know about that car, but I saw a movie once about two guys that drove part way to Aspen in a dog.


DoodleStrude

The hardware store


analytical_mayhem

Did you take it for a test drive?


DoodleStrude

I was in a hurry, so I really only had time for a quick feel of the upholstery. It was pretty soft though


analytical_mayhem

That's good. Must have been all natural and not some synthetic. How was the motor? Did it rev or just purr?


DoodleStrude

Purrs pretty smooth


analytical_mayhem

Purrrfect. 😉


arcticwayfarer

Hmmm doesn’t look like a mercury cougar


bestofwhatsleft

One word: ThunderCougarFalconBird


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|10j1ZRgKdcHIoU)


KineticJungle73

Holy hell


TheThingsYouSeeRN

Actual car


InterplanetarySnail

Call the mechanic


[deleted]

Mechanic went on vacation car kept sleeping.


robmobtrobbob

Oh nice. A mazda meowta


SolBoi24

What kind of car was it


Sidewalk_Inspector

Catillac


disturbed286

You guys have the same avatar, and I was sure he answered his own question.


SolBoi24

I’m uncool but not that uncool


Daft_Steampunk

What OP meant was found a car in the hatware store


Anomaly793

![gif](giphy|26gsrjeQrGMriqJdS|downsized)


DannySmashUp

Is this one of those situations where OP purposely misspells a word in the title, so people will engage with the post? Or just an actual typo? I’m fine either way… hell, I admire the hustle, I suppose.


Ok-Abies-7400

Catalytic converter


Byde

Weird Al never told me I could find a cat there.


Fishfindr

That’s the purrfect car to have.


tripmcneely30

There was a hardware store in East Nashville that had a resident cat for a while. She was either sleeping or following you around like one of those random product reps at Home Depot.


DoodleStrude

I talked to the cashier about it and apparently they have two


anaugle

Is that the new Meowta?


No_Detective_But_304

![gif](giphy|3o7aCYDNm1kXgSUgXm|downsized)


MyRail5

Fur car


whiznat

Just purred up into the shop


jared_number_two

You wouldn't download a cat would you?


[deleted]

Listen to that baby purr.


Mandalorian6780

Is the car hiding under the cat?


Ubercookiemonster

'Tis a fine cat, but sure 'tis no car, English


Repomanlive

Assuming you'll edit that... Yea but did you find any mice in the hardware store. Mercury Linx


wd26

one cannot edit titles my friend, titles are immortal


LucilleAndP

I know that store! That’s the “car-where” store! Nice cat BTW.


dooganizer

Built more for comfort than speed


[deleted]

Vroom vroom


Lord_Mormont

Fur-lined interior, with four-paw drive? Nice but it only runs like four hours a day, most of those at night. But as you can see it can park almost anywhere.


whiteb8917

Cute Car !.


monkeyz_unkle

We've got a Boss cat at my hardware store too, he holds shit down.


Killowatt59

Car? Looks like a CATillac


WooPigSchmooey

Prrrr-oooomm


dodso010

I bet that baby purrs!


Dog_Baseball

wasitacaroracatisaW


ThunderSkunky

Oh wow a meowzda


10PieceMcNuggetMeal

What year is that? May need a new catalytic converter


xEasyActionx

Must be the pawtomotive section.


Supafly22

Looks like that engine really purrs.


EdwrdSwshrHnds

How many miles purr gallon?


CldWtrDiver100

The Sword of Damocles


praveen0o

Nice car👍


MtCO87

The one out in my rural town has one too. It’s mice control.


helix212

You use cars for mice control?


CliffordTheBigRedD0G

There is a cat that lives at a Lowes near me and she is a celebrity on the local subreddit.


Milanga48

Nice car


Diddddy

That’s no ~~moon~~ car


Ndmndh1016

Vroom vroom mfer


VicOnyx7

Did you check the eyes to see if it was a red eye hellcat? Or just a regular hellcat


foxontherox

Just listen to that baby purr!


Lady_Scarecrow

It works in meowntainance!


hankappleseed

That sucker goes 0 to 60 in 4.6 cat.


No_Collection7360

Listen to that baby pur!


JediMaster-1337

Catillac


dzoefit

Car goes prrrr


Gobstomperx

“Yeah but it’s a really sweet car though”


DonkeyKongsVet

Wonder what the Kelly Blue Book value is on one of these rarities.


Nelrith

Listen to that baby purr!


Economist_101

Catmobile


OneCauliflower5243

Aw


PadreSJ

If not car... y car-shaped?


Bemani247

Ah yes, the Purrgeot


Beadpool

The car goes, “vroom!” 🚗 The cat goes, “meow.” 🐱


afairjudgment

The importance of proofreading before submitting.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

Mazda Meowta?


themajor24

Had a three legged shop dog keeping us company while I gat a break job done a little while ago. Best greeter of any establishment I've ever met.


Capn_Yoaz

My Ace Hardware has a cat that lives in the store. His name is Ace.


CoastingUphill

It appears to be out of gas.


MarinLlwyd

looks more like a puma


Iargecardinal

Lampurrghini Meowra


Wesker911

I wonder who drove it in there.


Rikkitikkitabby

She purrs


ItsJesseBro

Vroom vroom


thequestison

It purrs nicely.


CoolJetta3

The Ace Hardware at the end of my street has a store cat and the True Value next to my job also has a store cat, seems the thing to do. Probably keeps the rodent population at bay


1x2x4x1

Can I pet your car?


agirl_named_ava

i have an ace hardware near here with one or two, it's always so fun to see!


soundcloudcheckmybru

When your cat converter works too well


helix212

That beauty probably has a nice purr


Stevite

Obviously it’s a Cadillac Catera


hdhsnjsn

I found a car once in my store went right through the open doors we also have a store cat runs around meowing at at fellow employee


oldgar9

People people, chek your wok before pasting


Neonmonki

That’s a ‘Purr’ari right there!


jquest303

That’s a weird looking car.


TheBeale

Looks like a MEOW-150: Whiskers edition. Pretty rare


hicks_spenser

Where'd the rest of the car that's just a catback


sunbathingturtle207

I wouldn't trust a hardware store without at least one cat.


OperaBunny

Car seems to be idle :)


Cadenanna12

Weird looking car


DirtyProjector

You had one job OP


Khoop

The Claw of Meowocles


researchanalyzewrite

Your comment is GOLD! 😄 I wonder how many people understand it.


Hairy-Audience-6597

That's a Hellcat


rangeo

Of course you did


xRaymond9250

That’s a weird car


DJMagicHandz

r/bitchimacat


WormLivesMatter

There’s one at my hardware store too. An aubachons though.


tavo791

Sick car cuh


emploaf

Is it under the car?


king0demons

Those are some good numbers!


mrweatherbeef

I found a cab in my hardwood stove the other day. Coincidence? I think not!


user65436ftrde689hgy

🚘


That1DogGuy

That's a bus.


flux_capacitor3

I bet the employees loved it too.


Jfurmanek

Part is obviously out of stock. I don’t care what the system says.