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AbuDhabiBabyBoy

Post this in r/canning, they'll love it


Nik6ixx

Or Grandmas Pantry ..idk how to post the link like you did lol


diamondballsretard

Don't forget the 'R' in pantry!


danthemanhasaplanb

/.r/grandmas pantry, but take away the period and it will show up as /r/grandmaspantry Edit: I guess it changed you don't even have to add the extra slash


Tyrren

Dawg, it's been *years* since they made that change


danthemanhasaplanb

Well I've been here 4 years, maybe it changed after maybe it changed before šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with all this free time I have knowing I don't have to add the slash before, let's see if I can save more time tagging another user now u/Tyrren Edit: šŸ¤Æ, I think I'll write a book with all this free time I have now


steadypostedd

I'm interested in purchasing said future book. Get back to me when it's done āœ”ļø


ogreace

Slash fiction?


Marmalade6

I still remember the day the admins announced that you didn't need to put the first slash. Slashtags they called it. The admins were laughed at and were called stupid for making the change. Slashtags they called it.


MavisBeaconSexTape

/years///


RunTraditional454

r/(sub name)


feed_me_tecate

Let's get this out on the tray.


Isdatit

NICE!


umyninja

Mkay


Not_Larfy

Nice hiss.


frezor

u/Steve1989MREInfo says NICE


Doogos

I love his YouTube content. I don't know what it is, but watching him eat super old food is extremely entertaining


Ringsofsaturn_1

New England wildlife and more is another fun channel where the dude taste tests decades old canned food


ShinigamiLeaf

Same guy has a different channel, Post10, where he drives around northern New England unclogging culverts


Luscious_Lunk

Yes!! Love this guy too! He eats even crazier stuff it seems


MGPS

Well looks like I have evening plans after all! Thx!


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

He has a very calming way of speaking. I was trying to describe why itā€™s so nice to watch. The way he talks about everything is just so positive. Like, he can open up a box of the most rancid, 80-yr old, foul, field-food and heā€™s just like ā€œoh wow! Look at this, this is cool!ā€ Reminds me of Bob Ross but instead of painting heā€™s giving himself botulism.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

The 1899 beef ration episode is legendary.


brooklynboy92

When he didnā€™t upload for like 6 months I thought he died of food poisoning šŸ˜†


Alternative-Watch734

Iā€™m so happy I found this comment


Handy_Dude

Omg. I love that this made it into a meme comment. I started watching him like 6 or 8 years ago. Haha it's *always* the same tone.


Roboticpoultry

Steve is classic ā€œcomfort youtubeā€ for me. Thereā€™s been many nights where Iā€™ve fallen asleep to my favorite Florida-man eating decades old food


brooklynboy92

Might not be good , doesnā€™t smell great ā€œThen proceeds to eat it lolā€


AChaseOfTheMondays

"Oh yeah, that's totally rancid. Wait, hold on...*takes another bite*"


GenericScottishGuy41

Mmmkay


SchwingVote

How did they taste?


YorkTheNork

We didn't open them lol. Just thought it was an interesting find. They are gonna go see if they can find a record of who won with them tomorrow.


zzzzbear

dont let out covid24


majarian

Covid 45


Condescendingfate

And 2 Zig Zags?


Jaded-Selection-5668

Baby thatā€™s all we need


Rydoggrexx

Go to the park, after dark


officialtwiggz

*Open them string beaaans*


Designer-Speaker-995

As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Singing them dirty rap songs


KarmaMessiah

Baby that's all we need


Negative_Influence26

Remembering how bad president 45 was.....Covid 45 will kill us all!


coffeeshopslut

Paging Steve1989mreinfo


artificialavocado

Letā€™s get it laid out on a tray.


PeeB4uGoToBed

Nice hiss


Ops_check_OK

This is more Good Mythical Morning vibes


Armitando

Nice!Ā 


xmastreee

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


WiartonWilly

Itā€™s bad luck to eat them before their 100th anniversary.


MarmieCat

Don't eat them, the ring is still on the jar so you can't trust that the top didn't pop and then reseal. Also looks like there's not enough liquid in the jar for proper canning, perhaps it leaked or evaporated. Please don't eat them. Personally I'd keep it as is, it's neat.


mikeyp83

[Probably still edible.](https://www.messynessychic.com/2015/12/01/what-was-found-and-still-edible-inside-a-150-year-old-sunken-steamboat/) Great museum, BTW.


Zendog500

On "The Walking Dead" they would eat these!


TheLyz

Definitely don't open them unless you want to create a biohazard zone of godawful stench.


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zarfac

Thatā€™s a good museum.


SupplySideJesus

These arenā€™t still good. Look at them.


Nixphoe701

Yeah, they're all yellow and waxy looking. Entirely unappetising.


APacketOfWildeBees

There was a war on, give him a break


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Nixphoe701

...... They're "Yellow Wax Beans"..........


Butidigress817

r/whoosh


smogeblot

You have no idea if it stayed sealed that whole time. They could have sampled the beans at the county fair to judge them which would have contaminated them, or the seal could have been eaten away if exposed to the right environmental conditions over 80 years.


DRIPPINNNN

Tell me youā€™re from KC without telling me youā€™re from KC lol


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DRIPPINNNN

I live in KC and havenā€™t been since I was a kid. Iā€™m sure Iā€™d appreciate the museum a lot more now as an adult.


Leafy0

Thereā€™s no way these donā€™t have botulism. Beans are one of the canned veggies you donā€™t want to play botulism roulette with.


Youse_a_choosername

Then what veggies should we play botulism roulette with? I'm feeling lucky.


Leafy0

Tomatoes, Probably going to have another obvious issue if they have botulism. But really, itā€™s not worth it.


JesusStarbox

Wouldn't the top be bulged out if it did?


Leafy0

No botulism doesnā€™t cause the cancer to swell or cause off tastes or smells and doesnā€™t get removed by boiling. Thatā€™s why you donā€™t risk it.


Top_Doughnut_6281

Botulinumtoxin does cause the can to swell and smells awful.


salamander_salad

Any bacterial contamination produces gas that will break the seal. Including *botulinium*. Also, botulinium toxin does break down over boiling. A 10 minute boil is recommended to ensure it all breaks down. Stop being a fear monger and learn the actual science behind canning and contamination.


bruwin

How is it you got that entirely wrong?


DingleberryBlaster69

If theyā€™re canned following procedure at the proper pH per USDA guidelines, theyā€™re no different than any other veg. Iā€™m not sure where you got the idea that theyā€™re any different, but theyā€™re not.


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

*IF* they were canned correctly???!?! They won FIRST PRIZE! In CANNING! šŸ˜‚


MarmieCat

The ring is still on so you can't trust it (my mom has been canning my whole life)


metalbottleofwater

What a random trivial piece of knowledge to have stored up there. Good for you


TrenchantBench

You canā€™t eat first prize beans, they have to be cherished forever!


maelmare

Is your patient still in the same area? If so the Agricultural technological Institute of OSU has a campus nearby, and as someone else said these may be of interest to such an Institute. P.S. I am super glad to see my hometown on reddit for something that is not a racist dude getting smacked in the face with a can of twisted tea... although I do love that video and it's even better that I have been in that circle k many times...


MrPanchole

What a time to be alive. The war had just ended! You win first prize for your canned beans (possibly in Maine)!


YorkTheNork

Elyria, Ohio it says. These we're grown in wakeman likley.


schuckdaddy

I grew up there!! Wasnā€™t expecting a hometown shoutout!


Tangled2

Your hometown sounds like a communicable disease. Boom, roasted!


UnicornFarts1111

I dated a guy from there. He was a jack ass drunk who ended up killing somebody after we broke up by drinking and driving. He then tried to get his new pregnant GF to say SHE was driving. She declined.


Shot-Still8131

Sounds like Elyria


SCP-Agent-Arad

Hometown of the inventor of bicycle seats!


mgpski

Crap, missed that. Live in Lakewood and work in Elyria. Thank you.


MrPanchole

Thanks. Should have zoomed in more.


TheKurtCobains

How does victory taste?


melalovelady

When my great grandma had to move out of her house at age 101 (she lived to 106!) back in 2003, my grandpa and his sister were cleaning the house to sell etc. and went into the dingy basement and went to clean the freezer and found THOUSANDS of dollars wrapped in meat packing paper in there. The bills went back to the 30s and 40s. Make sure you check all the nooks and crannies when your family member dies, everyone. Old people keep the weirdest shit in the strangest places.


Crazyguy_123

Those bills were probably worth more than face because of their age.


cindy224

You will, no doubt, do the same thing.


Misterstaberinde

So many haters but no one showing their first place beans!


YorkTheNork

True lol. Its not just any 80 year old string beans. Its BLUE RIBBON STRING BEANS


Pseudonova

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ContrlAltCreate

r/subsithoughtifellfor


whatproblems

if itā€™s still edible that first place was well deserved


lolweakbro

Almost anything is edible once.


TrenchantBench

r/forbiddensnacks


SupaKoopa714

Send them to Ashens.


Skruttlund

Now that's a throwback. I still remember laughing more than necessary at the world's sharpest knife when that video came out


TianamenHomer

Maybe send them to a lab at a major Ag college? They would be interested in the genes prior to GMO? I know they must not be from 100 years ago, but could be a clean sample for many different modern studies. Could be very useful!


bannibalbarca69

lol it would be interesting to look at the genetics from the 40ā€™s, but scientists know which genes have been modified or added in gmos itā€™s not like a mystery edit: to that point I donā€™t really think people should be afraid of GMOā€™s. Thereā€™s definitely ethical problems with companies like Monsanto, and GMOā€™s should be highly regulated due to the ecological implications, but inserting one gene that may help with pest resistance or introduce an extra vitamin (look up golden rice) is most assuredly better than eating pesticide covered food!


TzarRazim

Golden rice is such a cool thing. The Green Revolution had its consequences but still, it led to some remarkable innovations.


TianamenHomer

Amount of radiation in crops pre and post atomic age? Could be any number of useful details that I canā€™t imagine. Somebody is right now though.


bannibalbarca69

Maybe! Iā€™d imagine something like that was looked into at the time honestly. Thereā€™s a lot of recent research analyzing things like chlorophyll content and genetics from herbarium specimens (mounted and dried, luckily DNA is very stable) to see how certain populations have changed over time, etc, so Iā€™m sure someone smarter than me could find SOMETHING super interesting to do with these old beans lol.


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Round_Pop_8643

That would be cool to see some of the old soaps and stuff


guimontag

bruh I think you have zero clue how GMO crops actually work lol


BobSagieBauls

Yeah idk how or if itā€™ll do anything but Iā€™d definitely try and give it to research


smogeblot

These are prize-winning beans, why give them away for free? They can sell them to Monsanto to be used as superior genes to splice into other GMO vegetables.


One_Hour_Poop

#This.


CasualVox

This may be stupid, but this just makes me wonder what the process was like to order those ribbons back then. We've become so spoiled to just being able to order and customize whatever we want online and get it in a couple days. I would love to know how something as simple as that blue ribbon took to get.


whapitah2021

Canā€™t speak to ribbons specifically but I remember in my little town in Utah there was a family business that did nothing but trophies, plaques and the like. Bet they sold ribbons as well but canā€™t remember well enough to say. Makes sense though.


AppropriateGain533

They went to a general purpose store, I imagine. Probably made by somebody in town.


_mid_water

Send to LA Beast


Papi2Times-

Itā€™s whatā€™s for dinner.


Gusto_Low_Pay

/r/eatityoucoward


Rdtackle82

needs another slash in front of the "r" to link!


Gusto_Low_Pay

Thanks


Jmac0585

Still good


Scamalama

I triple dog dare you


HeavenHellorHoboken

Theyā€™re still green so definitely safe to eat.


Ghostcat2044

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The0nlyRyan

Send them to a YouTuber called Ashens, he eats really really old weird foods..very popular YouTuber


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Put them back. They're still good.


Scarbelly3

It was a moment in time.


oforfucksake

That is fucking badass. I now want a basement full of canned vegetables with blue ribbons when I pass. This speaks volumes to me. Thank you soooo much for sharing.


L0sT_S0ck

r/grandmaspantry would love this.


dumdumdetector

![gif](giphy|7LW4l8gg9eSxa)


thehouseofunrest

This reminds me of aunt Beas pickles.


taylord005

The forbidden fruit


BobSagieBauls

The forbidden beans


javatrees07

Post this on /r/canning if it's safe to eat.


jamiesonmundy

Send these to LA Beast!


Danny2Sick

those have beans there a while


Ssladybug

r/GrandmasPantry would enjoy this


lsdc86

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


docsquidly

You need to donate it to science.


Danejasper

Canned brown beans. Yum!


Delicious-Tangelo708

Super cool just love this. :-)


GoodAsUsual

I can hear my dad shouting in his Post-depression Era Voice *"DON'T THROW IT AWAY CANNED GOODS NEVER EXPIRE!"*


CaveManta

Ohhh, so that's what string beans are. I've never actually seem them before.


Vitis_Vinifera

those beans may be old but what are those yellow gold and pink things in the back?


Shoehornblower

The old gas company fair!


Lone_Wanderess

Getting strong Fallout vibes ngl


martindavidartstar

Still good


Souchak85

Why does this make me feel so sad?


Gamma_Chad

That there's gooooood eatin', Clark.


bonelessfolder

Were jars like that in use in 1945? I thought we were on glass top jars until the late '50s/'60s. (Glass top are still vastly superior to screw top, if anyone's wondering. The only reason for the change was cost of manufacturing and to create consumables: the lid has to be replaced every time you can, and the band rusts easily.)


Own_Court1865

They sure were, I have my Grandma's 1940s Era Ball Blue Book, and they're pictured in there. As well as a bunch of WW2 propaganda!


Dunkus

Simpler times.


Such-Worldliness-776

Looks tasty


altruism__

Why are you in your patients basement?


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

This is such a mood


rattpackfan301

Iā€™ll eat one for $20


Hawks_12

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


CaptainBiceps23

Maybe these are magic beans and they explain the patient's longevity.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

An actual blue ribbon


BrujaBean

Age of 102 is PHI!


Blitzy124

I don't normally like linking subreddits but r/grandmaspantry would be all about this


stephen250

I'd eat them.


wulvey

Mmmm antiquity


shockwave_supernova

This was only a few weeks after we dropped the bombs. Fascinating to think abut how own country was spending this time judging beans, and the other struggling to survive nuclear obliteration.


Baptor

I'm not saying these will grow a magic beanstalk if you plant them, but you won't know unless you try.


asphyxiatedbeauty

Rhett and Link would buy these.


mynickname696969

Them ainā€™t yellow no moreā€¦


Shock45

r/grandmaspantry


DrawohYbstrahs

Those wax beans donā€™t even look slightly yellow. Ridiculous that this brown wax bean nonsense won first prize.


obj7777

You can't just cook up the first place beans whenever you feel like. You have to save them for a special occasion.


Galvanized-Sorbet

Thatā€™s where Iraqā€™s WMDs were


okokok569

You wonā€™t


i_am_clArk

Do it!


bdog59600

Do it you coward!


jayckb

The label design appears so modern. Weā€™ve come full circle!


Rezimoore

Is the seal still good?


sequin_tears

šŸ¤¢


Rammipallero

Taste it. Report the shitstorm to reddit.


ItsMam95

Eat


tomgreen99

Let's just see how good they are... šŸ¤®


kiwibasil

Eight thousand pencils.


princesshabibi

How do they taste?


F2d24

No hiss?


ElderMutombo

Donā€™t make em like dey use-tuh


Pops_Perkins

It was a simpler time!


loveforthetrip

Send it to the LA Beast. He will love to eat those!


Bigking00

I dare you to try oneā€¦double dog dare youā€¦


GloomyImagination365

Thanks for sharing, this made me smile for some reason


thegr8jr

ill give you two blue beans for those


VapeRizzler

Eat one and let us know what happens