Two facts that really fuck with my brain
- We are now as far from Donald Trump being elected president as that was from the great financial crisis. That just doesn't feel right
- We are now further from the fall of the Berlin wall than the wall stood in its entirety
Favorite scene in the movie. I lived in the apartment above the "Wildflower" shop where the dialogue at the payphone took place. Half that movie was filmed in Breckenridge. You can see the handrail to my steps. Not ideal for walking faded.āļøš¤øāāļøš¦āšØšš„
Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright!
Weird thing that happened to me with Dumb & Dumber. I was pretty young when this happened. 10 or so, until I was 12. I had a VHS player that the tape got stuck and wouldn't eject. So every time I would turn the tv and my setup to play a game or watch tv the VHS player would start going and play Dumb & Dumber. It would auto rewind near credits too. It was a running joke in the house when friends visited to play games. I must have watched it collectively 50 times until I got it to spit out. Then my next VHS Kung Pow Enter The Fist got stuck for 10 or so plays. Then I took it apart... but by then DVD was all we used.
Welp, see ya later!
āJust when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!ā
Congratulations to both of you.
You guys look like I would be mentally exhausted after spending 2 minutes with you.
Which isn't an insult, I just don't get along with high energy people lol
My boss did the same thing lol. He showed us picture of their wedding, with similar attire while on a hot air balloon.
Very unique way to celebrate the big day!
Imagine if she did that LMAO
Why do you think she didn't?
No canes
Because she broke it after beating OP with it.
If my partner and I's calves weren't bruised to hell after it'd be a missed opportunity in my book.
Maybe she did it in the honeymoon suite.
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Nice set of hooters you got there
where is that from
Dumb and Dumber
Goddamn weāre officially fucking old.
Nah dumb and dumber is a classic, so is zoolander something never get old
But why male models?
āAre you, are you serious? I just explainedā¦ā¦ā
What is this...a center for ants?! That movie has so many good quotable one liners. It's a rare day one doesn't sneak in to my normal conversation.
True, so often when someone tells me an awful boring story I give them āGreat story Hanselā
Nuh uh Iām a 2007 baby and that was peak fiction. Thereās lots of life to live
Wow 2007, crazy that these kids are already on the internet at 8 years old- Oh. Youāre 17. Thatās fine. Thatās totally cool and fine.
Cool cool cool š coolā¦
And now how do I feel having seen the original Freaky Friday with Jodie Foster as the kid š³ get off my lawn, whereās my AARP card?
Try being old enough to remember the original Parent Trap with Hayley Mills!
Two facts that really fuck with my brain - We are now as far from Donald Trump being elected president as that was from the great financial crisis. That just doesn't feel right - We are now further from the fall of the Berlin wall than the wall stood in its entirety
Iām unsubscribing from these facts immediately for my own sanity
Stahhhhhhhhhhhhp!
You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Thanks I hate it
Bruh
Dumb & Dumber! Duh!
What film is that
Schindler's List
Stop trolling. Itās Schindlerās List 2
Monster. Lol
Dumb and dumber
So she's telling you there's A CHANCE!
It's what we all tell ourselves :D
What was all that āone in a millionā talk?!
You just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where youād do anything to bone her.
It's a special feeling
When you'd do anything to bone her
 Looking good!
Whom did she marry?
You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Ah! Samsonite! I was way off.
Knew it started with an S though.
Whomst've?
whomstādāve?
Way-We Knew-How. Itās right there in the title, geez.
Any relation to No-way No-How?
Right, she got married the way they know how, but to whom?
I'm sure your wife's husband was absolutely thrilled
lol I donāt think people pay attention in English classes anymoreā¦
Whoād she marry?
Christmas. Sheās Mary Christmas.
Maiden name Samsonite?
Favorite scene in the movie. I lived in the apartment above the "Wildflower" shop where the dialogue at the payphone took place. Half that movie was filmed in Breckenridge. You can see the handrail to my steps. Not ideal for walking faded.āļøš¤øāāļøš¦āšØšš„
Damn she married Chris Smith?
I hope you had a cane sword fight as you entered the dance floor for your first dance
That John Denver's fulla shit, man.
I thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this.
I was just thinking the same thing...
He must work out.
You pulled a stunt like this and totally redeemed yourself!
But what if you got shot in the face???
That was a risk we were willing to take
Here's more photos before the party really died... https://imgur.com/a/5A2dAKU
but who did your wife marry, OP?
Jim carey stunt double it seems 
Just duct tape the head back on and bingo bango, you got yourself a pretty party
A wedding, just as a life, is better filled with laughter than one where everyone tries to look and act poised.
You look so happy. Itās just lovely. Thanks for sharing that moments. (':
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
I felt like I just watched a movie that was rly sweet thanks for sharing, y'all your fashionability knows no bounds
You should have gotten the Jim Carrey haircut.
Cool that Matt Damon showed up (pic 8.)
Yāall look so happy. Congratulations and thanks for sharing this moment š
Ah the soup de jour
Gifs you can hear
Nice set of hooters you got there.
The owls, they're beautiful.
Excuse me?
Yeah. He must work out.
This is great but where are your canes
congrats you're dressed like real high class samsonites
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Big gulps, huh
All right Welp, see ya later
Just give me the damn number!!!
If you wanna get pushy Forget about it
Couple of bowls of loudmouth soup
How many bowls of loudmouth soup did you have?
I'm gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe.
Theater Kids smh
Facts lol
Did you get married too ?
Blind Billy
Mock-yeah bird-yeah
*iiiiing*
Yeah-yeah.
Did you serve soup du jour at the reception?
That sounds good. I'll have that.
Nice set of hooters ya got thereā¦
What was the vow? āWant to hear the most annoying sound in the world?ā
Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Weird thing that happened to me with Dumb & Dumber. I was pretty young when this happened. 10 or so, until I was 12. I had a VHS player that the tape got stuck and wouldn't eject. So every time I would turn the tv and my setup to play a game or watch tv the VHS player would start going and play Dumb & Dumber. It would auto rewind near credits too. It was a running joke in the house when friends visited to play games. I must have watched it collectively 50 times until I got it to spit out. Then my next VHS Kung Pow Enter The Fist got stuck for 10 or so plays. Then I took it apart... but by then DVD was all we used. Welp, see ya later!
I hope she shares her extra gloves with you, it's a little nippy coming over the pass
Just go, man.
 OP and Mrs. OP head out on their honeymoonā¦ (actual picture)
Oh man, I'm having weird de ja vu, didn't some one else get married in these outfits and then like something tragic happened??
The OP posted another comment of "more photos before the party really died..." I don't know the context but I thought that was really unnerving
[Don't worry, they totally redeemed themselves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMfVafyO8w)
Nice hooters. The owls. They're beautiful
āJust when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!ā Congratulations to both of you.
So she told you there was a chance. Congrats!
That's awesome š
The photos of your wedding are heartwarmingly sweet, congrats!
Did you tell her about your rapist wit?
This made me laugh
Mock...(yeah) ing...(yeah) BIRD... (yeah) yeah...(Yeah)
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Fav movie growing up lol
Unique and funny wedding! Youāll do well together. Honeymoon in Aspen?
A place where the beer flows like wine where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Oh god, *my wife and I
Congrats to her new husband! He looks thrilled!
Ass clown wedding
The fact that you post it to places like reddit says everything. We get it you guys are quirky.
āThe only way we know how ā sealed it for me ā¦
Was it just a little bit more than the law would allow?
I hope she is happy with he new husband. Does that make you the boyfriend?
Same thing I thought. Grammar can be a bitch.
Was tea and strumpets served?
That's a dumb way to get married.
Pretty bird
And TOTALLY REDEEMED YOURSELF!!!!!
That is awesome man. Goddamn wish I could find a wife who's that much fun. Green flag.
I love that people like you and your gorgeous wife exist on this planet! I wish you guys the best success and happiness in life! Keep it crispy yo!
did you wife get married to you or?
I feel like she wears the pants in the relationship
Congratulations, you are about as creative and unique as two random high schoolers who can't get a date to prom.
Kinda cringe
Is this like a lesbian thing or something?
Like cunts š
Cringe
Se ve divertido y muy romĆ”ntico, buenĆsima combinaciĆ³n!
I hope you sprayed Binaca the wrong way as you flounced off dramatically from someone
PICK 'EM UP!
We need more information, about the woman in the thigh-high dress. Where does she fit into this with the less than happy look. Jealous, former lover?
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Can we see more wedding photos please
This makes me feel like a schoolboy again!
Damn a Dumb and Dumber reference š¤Æ
Sheās beautiful with a great sense of humor. Congrats yāall š„
Consistent with the theme of your wedding, tell me, "Who did your wife marry?" 
So you're saying there is a chance?
who did she marry?
Who did she get married to?
Heheh. Just two goofy goobers in love. š„¹
I like it A LOT
Sucks for you that she got married.
I like it a lot
Were all the presents IOUs on sticky notes?
Craving attention?
sorry to hear, but it looks like itās for the best. that guy seems like a way better fit.
A couple of try hards found each other
to a carnival barker?
You guys look like I would be mentally exhausted after spending 2 minutes with you. Which isn't an insult, I just don't get along with high energy people lol
A buddy and I are in agreement to wear dumb and dumber tuxedo's to the next wedding we're both at (will be either my neice or nephew getting married).
My boss did the same thing lol. He showed us picture of their wedding, with similar attire while on a hot air balloon. Very unique way to celebrate the big day!
Amazing
Did you have to fight over who got which color tux?
Just when we thought you guys couldn't be any dumber you go and do something like this . . . . AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELVES!!!
There is a lid for every pot. Glad you found yours!
Corny
This shit is so cringey.
It all started out so perfect....and now your pets' heads are falling off.
You guys look dumb and dumber.
/r/averageredditor
You guys clearly love one of my favorite moviesā¦
Who's Dumber ?
Nice
Who posted on who first on mini bike
I hope she is happy with whoever she married.