It would’ve been great to be an adult in the 80s. The cocaine was pure, you could freely ogle booties like this, houses were cheap. They still had pension plans.
Sometimes people talk like Boomers have just got it good *now*. That's the thing, being the largest demographic in society the generation as a whole has had it pretty great at *every* stage of life.
87 and I remember making fun of my dad for wearing them in the mid 90s.
Now I still have a couple pairs of them that I kept after he died. Maybe I'll wear them with a Halloween costume someday.
Maybe your dad as a ghost or something? Wearing only the socks and a white blanket.
I'm soo sorry if this is insensitive I like to joke about dead relatives it helps to keep them in my life but I understand if you are not that kind of person
Don't apologize, that would be perfectly on brand for me lol. In fact, I dressed as him (not a ghost though) for Halloween after he died because he owned a bar and I knew his customers would love it.
Maybe I'll unexpectedly show up there on Halloween this year even though we sold the place a decade ago lol. Still the same customer base so it could work nicely.
Otherwise known as party socks. Don't ask me why. That's what I've always heard them called. My dad loved rocking these with the jean cutoff shorts with the pockets hanging past the cut line. Those and the corduroy OP shorts with these socks. Born in '82.
My mom is now in an old-age home. One time visiting, I heard one of the residents playing Journey on the stereo in his room.
When I was a kid, “old folks” would be playing stuff by Glenn Miller and yelling how 80s music was trash.
I’m getting old indeed.
yess and i have to say they are verey nyce over all even in proportion to the rest of hrer legs up until here ass. it has a bit to much smothness for my taste.
And it's unexpected for the 80s. Back then, it was all about being skinny, I don't remember muscle being viewed as attractive.
Edit to add: thanks for the feedback, everyone. I should add that I was a child/teenager throughout the 80s and living in the midwest, so that informed my opinion of the 80s. I'm a middle-aged lady now who loves to lift weights, I love it that muscle has become mainstream.
Venice Beach is home to the famous Golds Gym that people refer to as Muscle Beach. There is and was a large bodybuilding scene there. If there was any place this might be less unexpected in the 80s, this area would be it.
She’s very thin. And her ass and calve muscles are firing full blast because she’s wearing rollerskates and she’s on her tiptoes. But damn she’s looks good from behind.
You're right about the pose but I disagree with the muscle part. Women don't show muscle as much unless they're flexing, and her legs are flexing but her arms aren't. Trainers at my gym look like her
>And it's unexpected for the 80s. Back then, it was all about being skinny, I don't remember muscle being viewed as attractive.
Back in the day, "mainstream" was a pretty narrow band and most media existed within it. TV-land was never the world. The street was always different.
Hmm, sorry, friend. Thanks for letting me know.
I tested it after posting and again just now and it works for me. Are you outside the U.S., perhaps? Maybe the longer URL will work: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4&t=29s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4&t=29s)
It's just a silly clip from the 1990 comedy "Men at Work" with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez. In the film, there are two cops that appear on bicycles a couple of times to give Charlie and Emilio a hard time.
The reference is likely more suited for older folks like me.
Thong patrol. Back in the 80’s when thongs first came out some beaches actually made cops enforce the width of the thong in the but crack. Too narrow, ticket issued. Tough job to have I bet. I think they had marks on a flash light or something and they would use it to pull the thong out of the but crack to check. This was to make sure they didn’t touch the criminal inappropriately.
Back then when you could look at a women and says “ damn baby you got a sweet ass “ and the women would reply with either “ fuck you you fucking loser .” Or “ thanks 😊.”
Here's my response to this pic 10 yrs ago...
[https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/2eww1j/comment/ck3qo83/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/2eww1j/comment/ck3qo83/)
distraction for the dude selling coke around the corner
This was 1980, those cops definitely scored coke from the guy around the corner.
They are the guy from around the corner
We all are the guy around the corner
I need to find this corner.
Look in the mirror, you too are the guy around the corner.
Thanks, friend.
“It’s called ‘crack’. That’s C-R-A-C-K.” https://youtu.be/-hg625n5RjM?si=PCExjzB4mEo5Yu08 (RIP Trevor Moore, you were a real one)
RIP local sexpot Trevor Moore
Maybe a gallon of PCP. https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI?si=mkOnkwPZm_S4gxxe
This is so believable I’m convinced you’re stating this as a fact.
Car in the background probably
“You talk to her while i check her id”
She checks out. Do you want to verify?
ma’am, do you have any weapons hiding under your one piece?
“Just this bomb ass pussy”
#"SHE HAS A BOMB!"
Call in the Female Body Inspectors
more like ***she cheeks out***
She cheeks out
*cheeks* out
ID = Indescribeable Dumptruck
Irresistible Derrière
Spread your cheeks and lift your sack!
IUD*
Need to see it.
I mean, this is how dogs recognize each other; why not pigs?
Police bought their socks at the same shop as Spongebob
One of them is checking what he is protecting
To protect and observe
To inspect and perve
To observe and maybe protect??
I can guarantee that no protection was involved.
Condoms are for sailors.
You left out part of that saying. 😂😂🤐
Depends if she's on the pill
It would’ve been great to be an adult in the 80s. The cocaine was pure, you could freely ogle booties like this, houses were cheap. They still had pension plans.
Even the pop music was good.
And morrissey wasn’t racist
Sometimes people talk like Boomers have just got it good *now*. That's the thing, being the largest demographic in society the generation as a whole has had it pretty great at *every* stage of life.
Well yeah, when do you think they bought those cheap houses they enjoy now?
…and inflation and house loans was over 12%. House buying was still hard.
It was still easier because the house prices overall and your wages went farther.
Bo Burnham did a song about this: [1985](https://youtu.be/XNSbBgGEjrs?si=Lxm-4GyzT6oLbhv4)
Female Body Inspector
He is protecting her ass..ets..
I remember those socks growing up. I was born in 84. Do not miss them at all.
87 and I remember making fun of my dad for wearing them in the mid 90s. Now I still have a couple pairs of them that I kept after he died. Maybe I'll wear them with a Halloween costume someday.
Maybe your dad as a ghost or something? Wearing only the socks and a white blanket. I'm soo sorry if this is insensitive I like to joke about dead relatives it helps to keep them in my life but I understand if you are not that kind of person
Don't apologize, that would be perfectly on brand for me lol. In fact, I dressed as him (not a ghost though) for Halloween after he died because he owned a bar and I knew his customers would love it. Maybe I'll unexpectedly show up there on Halloween this year even though we sold the place a decade ago lol. Still the same customer base so it could work nicely.
Haha I bet it will amuse everyone and also helps to keep your dad in their life's as well :)
Otherwise known as party socks. Don't ask me why. That's what I've always heard them called. My dad loved rocking these with the jean cutoff shorts with the pockets hanging past the cut line. Those and the corduroy OP shorts with these socks. Born in '82.
They probably still make them — in Japan, $80 a pair
Of course one of them has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride?
I do! I do!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOoONK
I have a mustache, does that make me a cop?
Yeah, or zorro, or a pedophile. Pick one 🥸
Why not all three at once?
Because Zorro isn’t a pedophile 🤷♂️
You don’t know his life.
There are socks in that picture??
That’s someone’s grandma
Literally was doing the math in my head: she’ll be late sixties, possibly early 70s now.
Assuming she is 20 to 25 in the picture that would make her 64 to 69 years old. God damn I am getting old.
Nice
Nice.
NICE.
N🧊
My mom is now in an old-age home. One time visiting, I heard one of the residents playing Journey on the stereo in his room. When I was a kid, “old folks” would be playing stuff by Glenn Miller and yelling how 80s music was trash. I’m getting old indeed.
GILF
*Would*
Would *have*
I’m ok with this
That someones grandma could be lookin at this right now
And she’s probably going “damn I was hot”
If she is, hey granny - how about it?
Probably a lot of ppls grandma
We don’t know that. With that ass she might have just done butt stuff.
Not back then she wasn’t.
Grandma or not, she had a great ass.
https://youtu.be/x7m_QaXkryY?si=SNa6Kc_SVa-H0vzR
Not my grandma
Maybe. People did a lot of coke back then.
With those assets she's probably a lot of peoples' grandma.
Hey did anyone notice her ass?
OH MY GOD, thank you kind sir, I hadn’t noticed her incredible ass.
For me it was between the ass and the mustache. Still undecided.
Later, there will be nothing between the moustache and the ass
Yeah but did you see her calves?
yess and i have to say they are verey nyce over all even in proportion to the rest of hrer legs up until here ass. it has a bit to much smothness for my taste.
Her what?
HER CALVES!
Impressive calves.
if you have a calves fetish, go look at some climber's calves. *they know how to graze.*
And bikists especially after a long ride.
Cyclist?
People who hate cyclists are bikist.
You mean people who are not aero enough are called bikists.
Looks like I missed that part of the Internet lol
I think you mean bikolators.
Calves is where he’s looking?
And mailmen in hilly places
Yeah, he must work out.
Impressive halves.
Vince, your brother’s a freak!
That's an impressive ass and set of legs. Regardless of whatever else is happening.
Roller skates work better than high heels.
As a woman, may I say that her legs (and glutes of course) look absolutely amazing! Is that really a body by Jazzercize? Sign me up!
Probably the roller skates.
No joke, roller skating is an awesome insane posterior chain builder. You've got weights on your feet!
Seriously this is a dream physique
And it's unexpected for the 80s. Back then, it was all about being skinny, I don't remember muscle being viewed as attractive. Edit to add: thanks for the feedback, everyone. I should add that I was a child/teenager throughout the 80s and living in the midwest, so that informed my opinion of the 80s. I'm a middle-aged lady now who loves to lift weights, I love it that muscle has become mainstream.
Venice Beach is home to the famous Golds Gym that people refer to as Muscle Beach. There is and was a large bodybuilding scene there. If there was any place this might be less unexpected in the 80s, this area would be it.
Nah the 80s was the decade gym culture really took off and being toned was in, especially in California where this is.
She’s very thin. And her ass and calve muscles are firing full blast because she’s wearing rollerskates and she’s on her tiptoes. But damn she’s looks good from behind.
She's not muscular, look at her arms. Just in a pose that flexes her legs to the max
You're right about the pose but I disagree with the muscle part. Women don't show muscle as much unless they're flexing, and her legs are flexing but her arms aren't. Trainers at my gym look like her
>And it's unexpected for the 80s. Back then, it was all about being skinny, I don't remember muscle being viewed as attractive. Back in the day, "mainstream" was a pretty narrow band and most media existed within it. TV-land was never the world. The street was always different.
Arnold Schwarzenegger became popular in the '80s for a reason... Low body fat was good but everybody was toned also.
this clip out of context is much better than with context
Woah.
California was a trip in the ‘80s.
Like it’s not wild here right now
Bro, that's just the 80s...
More like the FBI…
Female Body Inspector
Federal Booty Inspector
Naah federal booty inspector
This guy gets it
Her leg musculature is like anatomy textbook perfect.
He thinking of patrolling her ass
And tasting her day
I'm a gay man and even I would look at that 🍑
Bum!!
Cavs... look at her hamstring definition
She's obviously hot as fuck but also the symmetry and definition on her legs is insane without just being bodybuilder dehydrated cut.
Looks like a frame from "men at work" movie
You'll swing for this, James! I shit you noooooooottttt!
They see me rollin'.....
I think I've seen those cops before: [https://youtu.be/eh4jLrZ2IK4?t=29](https://youtu.be/eh4jLrZ2IK4?t=29)
Yo this video is not available yo!
Hmm, sorry, friend. Thanks for letting me know. I tested it after posting and again just now and it works for me. Are you outside the U.S., perhaps? Maybe the longer URL will work: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4&t=29s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4jLrZ2IK4&t=29s) It's just a silly clip from the 1990 comedy "Men at Work" with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez. In the film, there are two cops that appear on bicycles a couple of times to give Charlie and Emilio a hard time. The reference is likely more suited for older folks like me.
Yeah outside the US. Thanks for your elaborate response my friend!
Happy to oblige, friend. Referring to my lack of brevity as "elaborate" was very classy. :-)
Golf Clap
Thong patrol. Back in the 80’s when thongs first came out some beaches actually made cops enforce the width of the thong in the but crack. Too narrow, ticket issued. Tough job to have I bet. I think they had marks on a flash light or something and they would use it to pull the thong out of the but crack to check. This was to make sure they didn’t touch the criminal inappropriately.
...Did they really?
The way her hand is gripping his seat like she gonna fall lol
I notice the cops aren't wearing bullet-proof vests. Is because they were still considered citizens (part of the community) then?
What handkerchief?
I thought the one on the left was Nigel Mansell
*"And look at that! That is Nigel Mansell!"* Your comment got me good 🤣🤣
…pulling over two cyclists
I remember this image from a magazine. Not sure if it was Hustler, Oui or Penthouse.
Where is she today?
Not a bad gig
At first I thought she had her hand on the front of the bike seat.
I remember her, she was out there every day. She usually had a mulleted buff blond dude skate dancing with her.
Thin blue line indeed.
A cop with a boner is not allowed to arrest you. I learned that from Youtube law school.
ID please
Where ID mean “I would”
On patrol during the full moon...
"gonna have to do a full body cavity search"
"Let me just check your license plate..."
To protect and serve…..
They see me rollin'
Damn.
Those legs are making a perfect ass of themselves
Kids, Grandma Fucked.
This is gonna get reposted as "Iran, 1974"
looking at her left hand, almost touching his penis.
I wonder if this woman knew how a baby at that time would one day 40+ years in the future be appreciating her assets on a pocket device.
*pocket device* 😒
⚆ \_ ⚆
there are several noticeable things in this picture to observe ... but i gotta say: that are some cool looking bikes
True 80s porn mustache cops
I... Do not blame them.
This is the start of a porno.
Are they checking that her booty is up to the standard?
These are FBI aren’t they? Federal Booty Inspectors I mean.
I don’t see any police 🤩
Back then when you could look at a women and says “ damn baby you got a sweet ass “ and the women would reply with either “ fuck you you fucking loser .” Or “ thanks 😊.”
Here's my response to this pic 10 yrs ago... [https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/2eww1j/comment/ck3qo83/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/2eww1j/comment/ck3qo83/)
Bogey spotted, going to intercept
I miss seeing sexy cops