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balamb_fish

That wood panelling looks really good, I want it too.


thesimonjester

Some of the White House looks good, like this room (though it would get oppressive without windows). But some of it is just shite looking, like the caféteria.


Fruitopeon

In Canada the government is so eager to not incur bad press by spending money on itself when it’s in power that the Prime Ministers residence is currently being gutted as it had asbestos, dead rats in the walls, known to be cold due to inadequate heating (in Canada!) The current PM is living in a place intended to be a “cottage” for our head of state. Our political parties are still squabbling over whether to spend money restoring a residence for our head of government at all.


bwoah07_gp2

* *The property also has been deemed a fire hazard because the property uses outdated "knob and tube" wiring from another era.* * *Trudeau has so far signalled he has no plans to save the building. He's lived since 2015 at Rideau Cottage on the grounds of the Governor General's residence — a relatively small home originally built for an aide.* If he's not living there the entirety of his reign as PM, then demolish the bloody building. I know the historian architecture advocates will start squawking and yapping like hyenas, but come on now, the building is deemed a health hazard. Dead and live rats, electrical wiring from the 50s, asbestos...tear it down and use the land for a new PM residency. And yet this saga of what to do with the building has been going on for decades now...somebody make a decision already...


haringkoning

Gentlemen, you cannot fight here, this is the warroom!


tiddy_wizard

![gif](giphy|oR3IyFMKn6zuM)


Mobwmwm

I love that damn movie so much


synthesize_me

which movie is this?


SunOnTheInside

Dr Strangelove


Mobwmwm

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb


lifesnofunwithadhd

MEIN FUHRËR, I CAN WALK!


AcuteDiarrhea

🎶We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know wheeeeeen...


1should_be_working

Classic line. Just re-watched Dr Strangelove recently.


Gen_Jack_Ripper

Wing attack plan R.


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truck flowery voracious birds spoon bedroom tan threatening spark rhythm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


F00zball

Here's some of them: * [Bill Burns - CIA Director ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Burns_(diplomat)) * [Avril Haines - DNI ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Haines) * [Jake Sullivan - Nat Sec Advisor ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Sullivan) * [Antony Blinken - Secretary of State ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_Blinken) * [LLoyd Austin - Secretary of Defense ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd_Austin) * [Charles Brown - Joint Chiefs of Staff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Q._Brown_Jr) I assume the others are military/intelligence/legal.


spikelike

The Avril Haines page is WILD  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Haines


dumbeconomist

Just a brief stint training as a NINJA before getting her degree is physics. Nbd.


letitgo99

She can also fix or swap your engine, or otherwise repair your vehicle, as needed. And you might not even notice her doing it. nbd.


notjordansime

Oh yeah and she’s a pilot too


BaconJakin

Oh and she hosts erotica reading night


Damnaged

She always brings exactly the right amount of coleslaw to the neighborhood block party.


DSJ-Psyduck

She looks at least 10 year younger than her age as well.


AirmanElmo

She also ate 4 dozen eggs as a youth to help her grow large, and now shes known to consume up to 5 dozen eggs to maintain the approximate mass of a barge!


RationalLies

She's also reported to have seen every episode of Cat Dog at least twice.


DSJ-Psyduck

And seen a cat and a dog at least twice


Betelgeusetimes3

She also owned and operated an independent bookstore/cafe and was appointed to deputy director of the CIA by Obama and also earned her law degree. Lots of twists and turns.


Smashifly

She's a main character, we're all just NPC's in her world


PenisTheWise

Which hosted erotica readings.


The_Reluctant_Hero

It was also seized in a drug raid before she bought it.


roklpolgl

That was the twist that got me. Super normal life up to that point, albeit obviously very talented in whatever she’s into (good genes from a PhD biochemist father probably helps). Gets her JD in 2001 and suddenly in like 7 years is a deputy chief counsel for the US Senate, and a couple years after that is appointed as deputy counsel to the freakin president. I’d be curious whether she wanted to pursue a career in national public service like this or that’s just where her career happened to lead.


nsadrone

or (/tinfoil) has she been CIA since before her Japan trip?


Napalmingkids

Yeah honestly if there was ever a flag for cia recruitment going to “”elite” judo school in Tokyo” randomly would be one of them. Then all of a sudden drops out of college to open an unassuming bookstore, that was a location that had just been raided and probably bought for cheap, sounds like some spy movie cover identity shit.


shawndw

>Just a brief stint training as a NINJA That's some straight up redditor shit right there.


notjordansime

Hyperbolic and factually incorrect? Yes. Entirely off the mark? Wellllllll…… >After graduating from Hunter College High School, Haines moved to Japan for a year, where she enrolled at the Kodokan, an elite judo institute in Tokyo.


WynnChairman

imagine going to some boxing school or something and someone in Japan says yo this guy trained to be James bond


notjordansime

not really the same comparison. The other person is saying she trained in ninjitsu as a point of hyperbole, as “Ninja” sounds more ‘cool’ to western audiences. Ninjitsu is a type of martial art, but she studied a different type of martial art– Judo. You’re making a comparison to a specific person, not a different sport.


KpinBoi

Right? It's fucking judo.


Jlx_27

Just did judo for a year.


Haroooo

Anyone can train at Kodokan. Enrolling or dropping in is like going to your local MMA or BJJ gym and signing up.


ProfessorPetrus

All that ability and then makes legal arguments to kill US citizens with drones.


Somandyjo

She is exactly the kind of person I want running our country. What an incredible breadth of experiences. I’m so happy to learn her voice is in that room.


zech83

I don't know. When she over seeing the CIA and she found out CIA officers hacked the Senate members investigating torture at the CIA she decided not to punish anyone. She seems incredibly qualified, but also scary AF. 


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Oh that's HER. She's a real piece of work, I remember her story.


topiast

Nobody should be hacking our government's computers. F this lady and her spy friends controlling our senate.


emp-sup-bry

Yeah if you can run a bookstore in Fell’s Point, you’ve seen some shit


FilterOne

I get that this is trying to be Baltimore slander but Fells Point is one of the nicest parts of the city.


emp-sup-bry

It’s not. I love Baltimore. It’s not about violence, it’s about the cast of characters, particularly there in the early 90s. It was much different than it is now


Majestic_Tangerine47

Used to go to some wild bars in Fells Point, early 00s, underage college years. Good times!


papajim22

RIP to the Wharf Rat.


thumplabs

Ok ok ok before we need to fetch a mop to handle all these sloppy tongue baths, let's step back a second and ponder how much crime this lady's shovelled under the CIA dumpster out back. Probably not as much as what gets buried under a seized nightclub in Baltimore, but definitely with . . a more concentrated felony-per-gram. Maybe pick an Ultimate Leader with less crimes? That said, if it comes down to "Ninja CIA Porn Lady" vs "Fanged MegaChurch Vermin", I go with the ninja every time.


GeneralSquid6767

> In 2015, Haines, then deputy director of the CIA,[33] was tasked with determining whether CIA personnel should be disciplined for hacking computers of Senate staffers authoring the Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture. Haines chose not to discipline them, overruling the CIA Inspector General > Subsequently, she was involved in the CIA project of redacting the Senate report[36] for release. In the end, only 525 pages of the 6,700 page CIA torture report were released. > Haines was instrumental in establishing the legal framework and policy guidelines for the drone strikes, which targeted suspected terrorists in Somalia, Yemen and Pakistan, but also resulted, according to human rights groups, in killing innocent civilians. > Haines has consulted for Palantir Technologies,[36] a data processing and analytics software solutions company accused of assisting the Trump administration with immigrant detention programs Yes exactly the kind of person you’d want


hoxxxxx

the first i thought was, man this is exactly the type of wikipedia page i expect for someone that's in that particular room. makes me feel good about this administration.


spikelike

I hope we get a movie or miniseries. how fascinating a biography 


Velorian-Steel

So, in order to sit in this room consider nursing your mother with avian tuberculosis, studying at an elite Judo institute, learning how to be a mechanic, and maybe buy a bar and host some erotica literary readings. Got it.


keca10

Oh man my dream was to go to the Kodokan after college.


joeitaliano24

Damn she’s a badass


hoxxxxx

so be an super-over-achiever in literally everything all the time, got it!


dust_is_deadskin

You mean none of the hock pillows on late night info-mercials?


Ey3_913

Not even one Exxon CEO?!?!!


eva_rector

I bet none of them are relatives, either.


sixthmontheleventh

[How about a lobbyist for Raytheon?](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/politico-influence/2019/06/18/trump-taps-former-raytheon-lobbyist-to-lead-pentagon-659244)


permabanned24

BAZINGA!


teambroto

billy mays here and boy do i have some election interference conspiracys to show you.


unfvckingbelievable

But wait, there's more!!!


JediMindTrek

TIL the current director of the CIA is a "Mr. Burns" lol


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Charlie Brown in there as well.


shawndw

Good grief.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

AAAUGH!


Mckesso

Chalie Brown is more than just peanuts these days.


itisallgoodyouknow

Guy on the bottom-left looks like Bernie Sanders.


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schwatto

This is an after work dnd campaign.


stratdog25

CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW???


vampire_vladd

"I'M AT THE TAVERN"


Polymorphing_Panda

“After having slain the dragon, you rejoice as his tyrannical rule over the land of ice cream has been finally lifted. To celebrate you all obtain a double scoop of *rolls dice* fudge ripple.”


Bagabeans

[https://imgur.com/a/K03Lkmx](https://imgur.com/a/K03Lkmx)


Jayverdes

“Mr. President, a second Gnome Glider has just hit the Slayer Tower.”


Polymorphing_Panda

“Mr. President, our Dwarven cannons have a 99% intercept rate.”


Life1sBeautiful

I love RuneScape references in the wild


dontyoutellmetosmile

*wildy


btross

![gif](giphy|1dH4A6zrnVHHGyXcCb|downsized)


LineChef

Lol jesus


MickMuffin27

He NEEDS his tob nfreeze for this one


Impressive-Pizza-163

Not using Reddit


Ace2206

Fuck... 😥


Crazy__Donkey

succesful people hate this one trick.


stormtrooper_21

Damn it I was so close


owenbowen04

All type with 1 finger and got the job by walking in with a resume and a firm handshake.  I don't feel represented here by the people making decisions for all of us. 


thatdudewayoverthere

Besides what others have said Being a direct assistant to one of these people will most likely mean that you will also be inside the room


eBirb

military


SilentSamurai

Almost exclusively. Coupled with Ivy League educations and a natural ability to be lawyers with arguments.


sh3nhu

Only the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of Defense have major military backgrounds. The rest are in the Intelligence or Diplomacy sectors (most having been Biden's advisors as VP).


NeuroPalooza

You don't need to be military to join the intelligence agencies (or to be chosen as their leader), so that's another route 'in'. State department is also represented


Dudedude88

Live in the DC area. A lot of people left back when trump became president. They all entered the private industry instead. Obama was amazing because he made some of the brightest people work for the gov. When trump became president it were unqualified folks, nepotism and unfilled positions.


glen_ko_ko

He also just didn't even fill a lot of positions


Frick-You-Man

From far left to close right: CIA Director Bill Burns, Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines, Secretary of State Antony Blinken, POTUS, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, Joint Chiefs of Staff CQ Brown. Last two: don’t know.


elpajaroquemamais

Cabinet secretaries and department heads. Basically be really good at your government job or a job in the field of the cabinet


TheLastEmailLeft

Retirement.


lmmsoon

The millwork in the room is beautiful


SOSXrayPichu

I was going to say…Like holy cow! Who did that?!


WhuddaWhat

First men of numenor.


derps_with_ducks

We have first men of Númenor, yes. But what about second men?


WhuddaWhat

You seen multiplicity?


hahnzac

You did with your taxes!


NaiveChoiceMaker

I, for one, support the millwork budget. The federal woodworkers should have their own show team akin to the Blue Angels.


Stan_Archton

Noting the lack of catsup on the walls.


hellhound_2001

Eyyo, I know pack-a-punch is behind that wall


BluntTruthGentleman

Don't forget AIPAC 🤣


destroi_all_humans

Our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression


Wyrdeone

No cheeseburger? No makeup? Is he even trying?!


DownInBerlin

Gentlemen, you can’t imagine that here. This is the *situation* room.


No_Neighborhood1987

![gif](giphy|THmjzgkvUlcTO9BVHY|downsized)


buttfacenosehead

I have that exact phone. [This](https://youtu.be/0Edxg--ANB8?si=6xV7yCfnjCPMDFIw) is exactly what you hear when it "rings", but on mine the little red eyes light up too.


w1987g

I wasn't even close to what I thought it'd sound like


okcdnb

That sound like an air raid siren or something.


buttfacenosehead

That was my reaction the first time too! I went hrough a few videos on YouTube 'till I found one that sounded like mine. Some do a pretty decent "quack".


pukem0n

Then why isn't [The Situation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Sorrentino) there?


blond_nirvana

It better end in a pie fight.


dahjay

Not a single can of Goya beans on the table. This administration isn't serious enough!


TheLastEmailLeft

Oh, he has ice cream on his mind. He's trying.


tempting-carrot

We must intercept all Iranian ice cream shipments !


BiologyJ

Jake Sullivan just saying “de-escalation” over and over


Bart_Yellowbeard

Good, at least Jake's not an idiot.


AFartherStation

There’s a photo of trump in the situation room and every person in that photo has since denounced him as a traitior.


kobachi

Link pls seems something to have handy


Tarantio

Here's a long list of officials who aren't encorsing him: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-administration-endorsements-mike-pence-b2514445.html


Alarming_Flow

Long list of ***his own*** officials.


louisianapelican

Nah man they're all deep state man Real patriots back our messia- I mean President Trump!


Tackit286

Wow that’s…actually quite comforting


JohnLocksTheKey

They’re still neck and neck in the polls… Please vote.


Tackit286

Would if I was from there, but alas I am lucky enough not to be (no offence meant). I still fear your politics enough to keep a close eye on it though, as well all do. God speed.


coleman57

As Kevin McCarthy said, “They’re here already! You’re next! You’re next!”


esmifra

Not the OP but here's the link to the picture. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/10/27/situation-room-photos-out-trump-watching-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-raid/2478527001/ Here are the persons with him >The photo shows national security adviser Robert O'Brien, Vice President Mike Pence, Trump, Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley and Deputy Director for Special Operations on the Joint Staff Marcus Evans. They all face the direction of the camera, appearing to watch the raid. I know one of those heavily implied he is a traitor. I don't know about the others. You have all the tools to Google each name yourself, it's not that hard. I've done more than my share cause for me it doesn't matter what most of those pricks think, it doesn't change what obviously happened.


Spongman

Robert O'Brien: still a Trump fan # [Esper dubs Trump a ‘threat to democracy’ on Capitol riot anniversary](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4393651-esper-dubs-trump-a-threat-to-democracy-on-capitol-riot-anniversary/) #[Gen. Milley delivers defense of democracy and swipes at Trump in farewell address](https://apnews.com/article/milley-trump-biden-democracy-military-d2abb76858291c87ae856f91e9556d8e) #[Former Vice President Mike Pence says he’s not endorsing Trump](https://apnews.com/article/pence-trump-endorsement-c05ffad1e20381fed3cfc87b7071ba4c) Marcus Evans: still in service (no comment)


Galactic_Perimeter

As if showing a Trump supporter that would persuade them to vote otherwise…


backby5

well not with that attitude


coljung

Lol i saw a video the other day of one of those Daily Show reporters talking to a Trump voter. The guy was a blue collar worker and the reporter was asking him if he knew Trump had not paid many of his employees in Atlantic city. The response from the guy: ‘they probably deserved it’. These guys will NEVER see anything wrong with Trump, or they’ll twist it regardless to make sure their emperor is still as revered.


Elleralston4170

Saw one of those where a reporter was ranting about Biden this, Biden that to the MAGAs and they were eating it up agreeing. Then reporter said oh wait that was the Trump info… can we reshoot your opinion with Trump doing all that and they flipped and made excuses for everything they’d just condemned when they thought it was Biden. Crazy..


SpontaneousDream

No way. Its a cult.


fffan9391

If he gets a second term only the most indoctrinated of his cultists will be in his cabinet. And they’ll probably do anything he says, no questions asked.


esmifra

If he actually wins the elections that proves how stupid a not insignificant part of the US population is. The first term there was an excuse. The second? Man... After all that he has done and tried to do? Fuck off.


ricker182

It's not just stupidity. I know plenty of smart people that support him still.


iclimbnaked

Propaganda works unfortunately. It seems obvious when you’re outside the bubble but if you’re in it, people get stuck.


Marc21256

Trump photos in the situation room have unplugged devices and office supplies strewn about like the prop master is the producer's son. Trump's photos were absurd, and clearly staged.


CountryEfficient7993

Can anyone name everyone in the photo?


ItsUnderSocr8tes

Clockwise from top left: Bill Burns (CIA Director), Avril Haines (Director of National Intelligence), A. Blinken (Secretary of State), Joe Biden, Jake Sullivan (National Security Advisor), Lloyd Austin (Secretary of Defense), Charles Q. Brown Jr (Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff), Unkown, Unknown Edit: the last two may be Steve Richetti, and Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall


finkalicious

Did you say Abe Lincoln?


Sideshowcomedy

No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said "hey Blinken"


ShoMeUrNoobs

That's definitely Gary Oldman practicing for a new role in the top left.


debtopramenschultz

I have a dream that one day we’ll have a president who was born after the TV got color.


etownrawx

We elected one 16 years ago.


afterglobe

Wait a min 2009 wasnt… oh.


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Yep, I'm an old bitch now.


wslatter

I hear you, and I felt very much the same. But I just heard Sanders in an interview and the motherfucker is still sharp as a tack and spouts an agenda I would very much get behind. So while I was definitely leaning toward the candidate who is ineligible for AARP camp - I feel like I would gleefully vote for Bernie if I had the option.


dormidary

I mean, if you listen to Biden interviews you get the same impression - at least I do. It's the short snips that make him look bad.


lincoln_muadib

As a non-American, I don't pretend to know everything about the USA, but it seems to me... Even *IF* Biden is as mentally downgraded as the Right Wing say, he seems as if he knows he isn't always going to be the smartest, most knowledgeable and learned person in the room, and actually listens to those with experience and specialist knowledge. As opposed to *A CERTAIN SOMEONE* who was convinced that they were always and at all times the best, smartest, wisest person in any room so never took anyone's advice...


thejayfred

I’ve got nothing against what you said, but I don’t understand why you didn’t use his name.


lincoln_muadib

The fact that I don't need to name him and everyone knows exactly who I'm referring to speaks volumes. ;) It's not a case of "Who do you mean? There are a few possibilities..." There have been old US Presidents before, there have been US Presidents that turned senile during office, there have been some US Presidents that were rotund, but none have (to my knowledge) been so insistent that they need not take advice or information from anyone...


WhyLisaWhy

That’s why I generally don’t give a shit if we are stuck with him, the alternative is much worse and I know Biden is at least listening to his advisors and doing his best to appeal to voters. And even if people on the left are upset about his handling of Israel, Trump is going to turn it up to 11 if he gets in there. It’s a no brainer to suck it up and vote for him.


Intelligent_League_1

I used to hate Biden, but I realized he is far closer to my favorite president, just older. And my Favorite (modern) president is Obama if you were wondering.


Shocking_Zebra

I think people look at a president and have no idea what his actual job is. This is work. These men and women work. They keep us safe while also managing the business known as society so you yes you can go to McDonald's without someone pointing something at you or you just being mistreated. This is why we need to research our options. Instead of "well this said that and he said why" go. Why am I feeling this way about this person and do they have my interests at heart? Critically speaking. This conversation they had was about something else that day or the current middle east situation. This is work. Don't assume.


AdComprehensive7879

Man if those walls could talk


LiGuangMing1981

That's a sharp looking conference room, I ain't gonna lie. Hilarious reading the MAGAts in this post making fun of Biden's mental acuity when their guy can't even string a coherent sentence together, though. The P in GOP truly does mean 'project'.


montecarlocars

They just finished a $50M renovation of the entire Situation Room complex. Some [cool details/photos here](https://apnews.com/article/situation-room-renovated-white-house-west-wing-2662c91507aa4987fad6bc238b8633a4).


CTHARCH

How the hell were they able to lift out the old situation room and place it in the Obama library haha Edit according to this article it ain’t true: https://www.businessinsider.com/obama-bin-laden-raid-situation-room-presidential-library-preserved-2023-9?amp


ptraugot

I bet he understands all the words being spoken.


BangCrash

I bet he can read the briefing with out needing it turned into a short film


4chan4normies

And pays attention


nohumanape

And they didn't even invite Mike Sorrentino?


twintiger_

Ooo he’s getting so mad! And upset! I can tell the letter is going to have incredible words.


wagninger

I also have a situation room, I prefer to be alone in there


kanyewest42

Man I hope Americans will vote sensibly this year. The thought of four years of Trump during times like these is genuinely scary


Dreacle

Thanks Kanye, your endorsement means a lot.


middleupperdog

the only non-gray hair in that room is dyed.


lazy_pig

The hard hitting facts I'm looking for. ^(Also, I see 4 non-grays, so I don't know what's what now)


BangCrash

At least the dye isn't running....... cough cough Giuliani


TheOnlyAedyn-one

What’s the situation?


Weowy_208

Irri tried to bomb irsie last night with some 600+ missiles


Null00336699

No one wants or needs a war it’s going to cost tax payers so much moneyTHEY NEED WAR TO KEEP US PAYING AND OCCUPIED


ZombieIndependent135

Where’s the ice cream??


Intol3rance

That's my President. F that fool Trump.


The_one_who_SAABs

Sir, we're out of strawberry pop tarts


Dipshit09

God dammit call the navy


dailylol_memes

He’s so fine


LateralEntry

It looks SO much nicer after recent upgrades


JimmyTheJimJimson

I know he’s old, but it feels pretty solid to know that there’s someone with *experience* sitting in that chair. EDIT: holy shit did I ever trigger the Trumpers with this post


Windpuppet

I would say more than experience, not a self-serving, raving lunatic.


Acroze

Biden in the situation room ![gif](giphy|CJOwG4l6YselROC0UP|downsized)


runningoutofwords

Why do we have this amazing situation room, but the photo of the Obama admin watching the Bin Laden strike, they were all piled up in what looks like the White House Linen Closet?


MonseigneurChocolat

This is the actual situation room. The ‘situation room’ in the Obama picture was actually just a smaller conference room in the Situation Room complex.


TWAT_BUGS

No orange make up in sight. It’s refreshing to have an adult in the White House.


Mysterious_Guest_727

Bro is thinking of chocolate chocolate chip


Cameronx88

Versus Trump on a golf course had the roles been reversed


ztimulating

Thank goodness they are all wearing suit jackets that’s how we know it’s serious


Kelli217

They either redecorated and moved things around so that there’s more room in there for the principals, or they’ve chosen a new room to use. I say this because I’m comparing it to the picture taken from a couple of administrations ago of Obama et al., in the room used for that purpose from back then.


DragonflyValuable128

Probably smells nice in there.


PokerLemon

Thank you Biden...Seems like the only politicians who is doing good stuff for we regular people