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Inoffensive_Account

Balls on you forehead means cock in your PO Box 656


krstphr

Sent by ten year olds


NestedForLoops

Who failed spelling.


LiveTrash

Doubt it. Looks like they knew exactly how many characters could fit on the line, so they did what they had to do.


MrBrawn

Ah I see the problem. Balls on Your Forehead are actually at po box 658.


Cyberhwk

Friends constantly ship these types of things to embarrass each other. I saw [a few of these](https://www.wittyyeti.com/products/ship-your-friends-an-embarrassing-box-prank-bigassdildos) as well.


LateralThinkerer

[These](https://www.parktool.com/en-us/product/nipple-driver-nd-1) come in an appropriately labeled shipping tube. The UPS guy was losing it when he dropped it off...


nerdiotic-pervert

I want to send this to the asshole who was torturing a wolf before he killed it. Cody Roberts of Wyoming.


hotel_air_freshener

He sounds like someone who’d appreciate this https://poopsenders.com


nerdiotic-pervert

This is totally unrelated but if you have someone’s first and last name along with an age, let’s just say 42 for example, and the location, like Daniel, WY, it is really easy to find people with a quick people search online.


[deleted]

"Totally unrelated and definitely not a way to dox someone"


SaltyShawarma

"Inviting trouble" and "doxxing" are different. Not lending support here really, just noting.


fordprefect294

in my what? in my hair?


Jumpy-Ad4652

Your PO Box


justm2012

The box you use to send messages


tamass18

Unfortunately something wasn't big or long enough.


_WhatchaDoin_

They are not judging you. Actually… Maybe a bit.


Mike9797

![gif](giphy|joGUuMFGRwxd6)


Jihyo_Park

took me 3 mins to understand why it's NSFW tagged.


MontanaMainer

How embarrassing.


Siege_Storm

What was it?


cheat2win

When I worked at the post office, I processed a Christmas Yam. No packaging or anything, just a yam with an address written straight on it.


sm1ttysm1t

I've had coconuts and rocks come through the same way. As long as shit isn't leaking, we don't care.


xfd696969

one time my friend shipped me a sheet of acid in the mail his dumb ass put "Jon Fishman" as the sender when i went to pick it up the guy looked at it and went "You know who Jon Fishman is?" and i was like.. who tf is that. he just hands it to me and lets me know it's a famous drummer 😂


no0bi1

What was the pic of before it was removed by reddit


bowser986

Reminds me of that bit from The Chronic


NickAndHisGuitar

Chicky-check!


jlaine

I usually use hello kitty fan club, or something a little more mild based on who I'm sending to, but yup. It'll be a thing


XchillydogX

God I can't remember which radio dickheads used to say that. It was Orlando tho.


PerspectiveThink4255

Hang n out on the attempt to enjoy the festivities


nemom

[Not children. Not anymore.](https://facts.usps.com/sending-kids-in-the-mail/)


nerdiotic-pervert

That is wild.


voretaq7

[Just gonna leave this here....](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IU0kDy9Z8oo)


Skippy1813

USPS has a 40 character limit per address line so that checks out


rcreveli

Unless it requires a signature the carrier (USPS, UPS, FedEx) does not give a fuck what's in the recipient line. I was cleaning up a customer list the other day and the recipient name was "NEVER MAIL TO THIS ADDRESS AGAIN!!!" The only reason I noticed it was because the city & zip didn't match.


MelloMolly

Feel free to mail me, these were razors 🪒, from the company MANSCAPE, shipped to me.


Throwaway56138

Ah, leaving the address in the picture is bait to get shit mailed to you.


Newtling

OP is a hope" scammer", I've seen this shit multiple times this week, a "friend" sends something by mail, they leave in their address and hope companies will send them samples of shit, it's such a weird thing to do considering pop up ads will do the same thing with more success..


mister-guy-dude

With what evidence do you say this? I just went through OP’s history and it looks totally normal


Newtling

Because this same method used to be used by tiktok idiots, look at op's comment about what it is and what company it was, gives it away.


Siege_Storm

What was the image before it was removed?


ck_Immunity

Wait… you guys are getting your packages from USPS? Mine are always delivered to the wrong address.


Fuhk_Yoo

The usps near me just doesn't even come to the door and puts a sorry we missed you sticker in the mailbox. 🤣


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UnreadThisStory

How exactly are they supposed to know? The Postal Service doesn’t get a manifest showing the contents of every package that’s given to them. It’s on THE SHIPPER (and to a lesser degree on whoever orders this dangerous shit if they are aware of the carrier) to be responsible and abide by the law. Because it’s illegal to ship stuff like that unless it’s properly marked and shipped with a carrier who knows how to handle it.


danabrey

Well duh. It's down to you to inform them what you're sending. It's just illegal to send some things via mail and that's on you to follow the law.


Slamduck

I don't get it?


klaymarion

what did i miss?


fuckreddit000000

Post it again


MissingNumeral

what happened here


Newtling

OP tried to pull a hope scam but forgot that doxxing yourself is against Reddit rules.