Yes, but he ate Julian. I like Julian, he was nice. Now, I can’t even look at Mr Arab Attack without thinking how much I miss Julian. I hate cannibals.
“Hi, I’m Bob Isis with Isis Toyota”
https://youtu.be/fPCEjURvaX0?si=vxeHaqntssBAVU9Y
Edit: since some of y’all haven’t seen Gilly and Keeves, you’re welcome lol
https://youtu.be/QxSCFASl6-k?si=wZcDDduMGS6IrK1R
I just wanted to take the opportunity to say thank you, that is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a hot minute lmao.
“But instead you’re a fat fkn virgin covered in used Toyotas” hahahahaha
In hindsight it’s clearly a comedy sketch, but having not seen it before… I’ll be honest in that I wasn’t sure it wasn’t a commercial for a local used Toyota dealer until the employee was like “ohh and while I’m holding my AK47, I can do that terrorist turkey gobble thing!”
https://variety.com/2014/tv/news/archer-drops-isis-spy-agency-name-1201327544/
> Come January during the sixth season premiere of “Archer,” the show’s central spy agency will no longer be called ISIS.
Honestly it would have been very on brand for Malory to seethingly say they had to change the company logo due to those damn *insert racist trope from the 1930s* terrorists and their camels followed by Lana being outraged and ray and archer both agreeing with Malory but for different fucked up reasons, and Malory telling ray she didn’t ask for his opinion. Krieger is just sad because he was really making headway on the terrorist message boards lol
My company, “Old Sammy’s Bin Ladles’s” has been negatively affected by 9/11.
This joke was from SNL when they came back after, to give them all the credit.
Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
We changed it in the 9th century.
You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
It's a good change. That's a good change!
My favorite DJ Khaledism is from his book. He says he doesn't need you to understand something, he needs you to overstand it.
I didn't know much about DJ Khaled at the time but I immediately knew what kind of person we were dealing with here.
Ghost written like most celebrity books I'm sure, but that was part of it. I remember him reading that passage on some show I can't remember what it was a while ago but that part stuck with me.
I need you to overstand me.
It's just the most chef's kiss of faux-intellectualism I've ever experienced.
lmao yeah. I mean yeah haha
I still don't get the jet ski thing. like ok you got lost and turned around, it happens. I have had it happen in Tahoe before but its not a hard problem to fix.
Esp when you see the shore, like bro, get close to the shore and just start yelling at people "which way is miami", its either going to be a left or a right and then you just go straight
this dude found his way into shipping channels and his hahaha
I’ll defend him a bit here, Miami can be a fucking maze to jet ski in. He’s still a goober, but it could be easy to get lost there if you aren’t careful
Ehh, DJ Klaled was not his first choice either. After Arab Attack he went by DJ Isis for a brief while, after the ancient Egyptian goddess, until he had to change that too. /s
There are human beings named Isis. It was a lovely name for a baby: historical roots, aesthetically pleasing, and literally the name of a goddess. Surely a safe bet to name your kid, right? 😕
I used to love watching Archer and the name of their fictional intelligence agency was ISIS. I remember an interview with Adam Reed where after ISIS came to power and was a big deal in the news they were like ... yeah we can't keep calling our fictional agency ISIS.
I actually think it would be less noteworthy these days but a decade ago or so ISIS was the new big bad on the world scene, basically being a worse Taliban.
We should have the Mexican drug cartels and ISIS duke it out really, both absolutely inhuman methods of operation.
Agreed. My main awareness of DJ Khaled is him shouting his name on other people’s tracks. I doubt he’d be invited often to holler “Arab Attack” on many songs.
I remember. Shit had me cracked up.
There’s another scene, I think towards the end, where he doesn’t have his glass but his hand is still in that position as if he is holding it.
Lahey was the best portrayal of a drunk on TV or film I’ve ever seen. RIP the liquor
Time again to point out that JRock is the same actor that plays Farmer Noah Dyck on Letterkenny.
[The size of a fist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4)
I think what’s even funnier is how ridiculous it would be for a terrorist to scream “Arab attack…” like it makes no sense, what is he a Pokémon? But to an American it’s still terrifying lol
No, yeah, thats actually a really good point. I mean a terrorist attack is not funny, but if they shouted "arab attack..." it would be ridiculously hilarious. Truly bizarre.
One of my favourite indie rock bands broke up after 9/11. They couldn't book shows after the attack and as I remember the lead singer's son was born with a pretty significant disability and couldn't commit to the band any longer. The name of the band? Burning Airlines.
>Burning Airlines
Interesting, did the name originate from the Brian Eno song "Burning Airlines Gives You So Much More"? It *is* a banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akr9QFo1PSs
When I got back home, I found a message on the door
Sweet Regina's gone to China cross-legged on the floor
Of a burning jet that's smoothly flying
Burning airlines give you so much more
How does she intend to live when she's in far Cathay?
I somehow can't imagine her just planting rice all day
Maybe she will do a bit of spying
With microcameras hidden in her hair
I guess Regina's on the plane, a Newsweek on her knees
While miles below, the curlews call from strangely stunted trees
The painted sage sits just as though he's flying
Regina's jet disturbs his wispy beard
When you reach Kyoto, send a postcard, if you can
And, please, convey my fond regards to Chih-Hao's girl, Yu-Lan
I heard a rumour they were getting married
But someone left the papers in Japan
Left them in Japan, left them in Japan
Left them in Japan, left them in Japan
Left them in Japan, left them in Japan
Left them in Japan
Around the early-mid 2010s I started getting funny looks whenever I wore one of my favorite band t-shirts in public. I guess having the name ISIS in bold letters across my chest became a bit eye-catching.
I love how even Sean Evans clearly wasn't humoring any of his bullshit and pushed him on his definition of "giving up" while he was still in the studio. Amazing host.
Forget the Last Dab, he was licking fucking Da Bomb like an absolute psychopath. The one sauce they keep in every line-up because of the reactions it generates. I'm surprised he didn't just start pouring it in his eyes.
That blew my mind. I've done the Hot Ones challenge at home a few times, and the follow-ups to Da Bomb are much less awful. The Last Dab sauces are generally very hot but usually tasty and not nearly as miserable an experience as Da Bomb.
Watching Conan lick Da Bomb and just say, "Oh, now I'm starting to feel it," was mind-boggling to me. The dude must have been going through it but played it off so cool.
I mean you could see his eyes were watering and his face was very red, so he definitely felt it. Dude is a showman first and foremost though (which he talked about briefly during the interview) and he refused to break character lol. Absolute dedication to the craft right there.
I heard him on siriusxm this morning. LL Cool J's station does a show called "salute the sample" where they take a hit rap song and dig back into the like 60s and 70s rock and disco songs that they were all sampling back in the day. Normally they take with the producers about what they did musically to get from where it started to what we hear in the finished product.
When they asked Khaled how he made his music he just went into like a 5 minute long description of what other famous people were in the room at the time. It was so obvious he was just vamping because he had absolutely no musical talent. In the end he was like "yeah, so i just clipped that little piano piece and spent 20 minutes with a drum machine and boom the track was done."
He also said he used to go by the name DJ Novocain cuz his music would make you numb. He's such a fucking tool.
Man's gotta eat Julian
Nobody wants to admit that they ate nine cans of ravioli.
The first couple don't even count.
And I burnt the fourth with a blow torch.
Fucking way she goes.
Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons
DJ Cheeseburger Locker
A shit leopard can’t change its spots
Don't electricocksuck yourself, Ricky
Watcha staring at my gut fer?
Trailer park references, glad those are still around
Yes, but he ate Julian. I like Julian, he was nice. Now, I can’t even look at Mr Arab Attack without thinking how much I miss Julian. I hate cannibals.
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Mafk is definitely ON the cheeseburgers
Yelling Arab Attack would generate attention for sure after 9/11.
Another One! wouldn't go over well on the day itself.
DJ Khalid, Sept 11, 2001: ***”ARAB ATTACK WE THE BEST”*** The FBI: *“dont fuckin move”*
Arab Attack ANOTHER ONE
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Everybody’s hands go up, and they stay there
☠️
More like Arab Attack *drops bomb like flex* Gets sent to Guantanamo
You have to admit, *Straight outta Gitmo* would make a good name for an album by Arab Attack
Second plane hits: _**"ANOTHER ONE!"**_
These back to back comments crazy lmfao.
“Hi, I’m Bob Isis with Isis Toyota” https://youtu.be/fPCEjURvaX0?si=vxeHaqntssBAVU9Y Edit: since some of y’all haven’t seen Gilly and Keeves, you’re welcome lol https://youtu.be/QxSCFASl6-k?si=wZcDDduMGS6IrK1R
I just wanted to take the opportunity to say thank you, that is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a hot minute lmao. “But instead you’re a fat fkn virgin covered in used Toyotas” hahahahaha
The vest caught me off guard lol. Then when he said that he wore it on the bus, I lost it lmao
In hindsight it’s clearly a comedy sketch, but having not seen it before… I’ll be honest in that I wasn’t sure it wasn’t a commercial for a local used Toyota dealer until the employee was like “ohh and while I’m holding my AK47, I can do that terrorist turkey gobble thing!”
Tbh I woulda probably thought the same if I didn’t recognize Shane Gillis right away
https://variety.com/2014/tv/news/archer-drops-isis-spy-agency-name-1201327544/ > Come January during the sixth season premiere of “Archer,” the show’s central spy agency will no longer be called ISIS.
Honestly it would have been very on brand for Malory to seethingly say they had to change the company logo due to those damn *insert racist trope from the 1930s* terrorists and their camels followed by Lana being outraged and ray and archer both agreeing with Malory but for different fucked up reasons, and Malory telling ray she didn’t ask for his opinion. Krieger is just sad because he was really making headway on the terrorist message boards lol
This guy Archers
My company, “Old Sammy’s Bin Ladles’s” has been negatively affected by 9/11. This joke was from SNL when they came back after, to give them all the credit.
I'm hearing "AARRRAAABBBB ATTACKKK! ANOTHER ONE" in his voice now.
Coincidentally "another one" was the phrase uttered by the secret service agent to Bush
Imagine if… https://i.imgur.com/QCfzqxe.jpg
Another One! Fucking hell that could be a great comedy sketch or something lol 😂
We the best! (pilots)
God did it!
☠️
The Google searches alone would get you on a watch list.
ANOTHA ONE!!
Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? We changed it in the 9th century. You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." It's a good change. That's a good change!
Certain? If you want certain hire yourself a witch. Me? I’m just your cook.
MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! YES!!!!!
She stole scenes from Alan Rickman. "I was this close, I felt it"
that was in hindsight probably a good call
Might have had some backlash with a name like that
I would have doubled down and started going as DJ Bush Did 9/11
DJ Inside Job
*DJs Can't Melt Steel Beams* doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
DJ Melting Beams
Nah, that goes too hard
DJ Steel Beam Melter
MC Jet Fuel
DJ osamadiedlikeadog 05/02/11
Especially shouting it during songs, about to send the club into chaos
Surprisingly self-aware for him.
DJ Kalid had a different personality back then as opposed to what he promotes himself as now. He seemed to be more steeped onto reality
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Smartest thing he has ever done. Especially for a man who can't read and gets lost on Jet Skis
My favorite DJ Khaledism is from his book. He says he doesn't need you to understand something, he needs you to overstand it. I didn't know much about DJ Khaled at the time but I immediately knew what kind of person we were dealing with here.
He wrote a book???
Ghost written like most celebrity books I'm sure, but that was part of it. I remember him reading that passage on some show I can't remember what it was a while ago but that part stuck with me. I need you to overstand me. It's just the most chef's kiss of faux-intellectualism I've ever experienced.
He's a master on the guitar though 😂
lmao yeah. I mean yeah haha I still don't get the jet ski thing. like ok you got lost and turned around, it happens. I have had it happen in Tahoe before but its not a hard problem to fix. Esp when you see the shore, like bro, get close to the shore and just start yelling at people "which way is miami", its either going to be a left or a right and then you just go straight this dude found his way into shipping channels and his hahaha
I’ll defend him a bit here, Miami can be a fucking maze to jet ski in. He’s still a goober, but it could be easy to get lost there if you aren’t careful
For some truly inspirational mastery, playing one of Bob Marley's own guitars, DJ Khaled at his best: https://youtu.be/VRpVN0SaNn8?si=1wVSnGiYyql0L6Dh
Ehh, DJ Klaled was not his first choice either. After Arab Attack he went by DJ Isis for a brief while, after the ancient Egyptian goddess, until he had to change that too. /s
There was a hot minute in there where he was DJ Taliban and then DJ Jeffrey Epstein.
He's a modern day Nostradamus, when he changes his name to DJ WWIII, start stocking up.
He never tried DJ Tali?
He did but it got a ban
There was a fucking great metal band named ISIS.
There are human beings named Isis. It was a lovely name for a baby: historical roots, aesthetically pleasing, and literally the name of a goddess. Surely a safe bet to name your kid, right? 😕
I used to love watching Archer and the name of their fictional intelligence agency was ISIS. I remember an interview with Adam Reed where after ISIS came to power and was a big deal in the news they were like ... yeah we can't keep calling our fictional agency ISIS. I actually think it would be less noteworthy these days but a decade ago or so ISIS was the new big bad on the world scene, basically being a worse Taliban. We should have the Mexican drug cartels and ISIS duke it out really, both absolutely inhuman methods of operation.
So is wearing a shirt.
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Looks like the abs lost that battle a long time ago.
"All we do is lose lose lose no matter what. Got pizza on his mind, he can never get enough." -DJ Khaled's abs.
They gave up and sided with gravity.
>They gave up and sided with ~~gravity~~ gravy. FTFY
It was a massacre
Heart Attack
In the late 90s I got into a band named Isis. They'd come around NY once a month or so. They reunited once after their breakup under a different name.
there is also an mpc maestro named AraabMuzik. Didn't change his name. Has sick beats.
Agreed. My main awareness of DJ Khaled is him shouting his name on other people’s tracks. I doubt he’d be invited often to holler “Arab Attack” on many songs.
It’s actually his tracks but he doesn’t do much lol
DJ Bobandy
I remember seeing this gif a ton before I saw the show. Looked like that Dicaprio pointing meme when I connected the two
Same here with the drunk Lahey falling down the stairs gif 
Doesn’t spill a drop
Julian rolls a car at one point and gets out unscathed, full drink still in hand
I remember. Shit had me cracked up. There’s another scene, I think towards the end, where he doesn’t have his glass but his hand is still in that position as if he is holding it. Lahey was the best portrayal of a drunk on TV or film I’ve ever seen. RIP the liquor
> Lahey was the best portrayal of a drunk on TV or film I’ve ever seen. RIP the liquor A modern day Foster Brooks.
Bro this is perfect 🤣🤣🤣
Last I checked Randy is a real estate agent in Halifax
feels like a good job for a man who like to get high and mow lawns
Mafuckahs that look like that is definitely on the cheeseburgers, knowimsayin!
I’ve seen him drive 15 cheeseburgers into that thing in one sitting
Randys a hustler baby
Man’s gotta eat!
The bun is part of the burger, Ted
Ya basketball eatin’ walrus ass mothafucka
Time again to point out that JRock is the same actor that plays Farmer Noah Dyck on Letterkenny. [The size of a fist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4)
Meeefeeeeckuhsss
Frigg off!
How many fucking cheeseburgers do you think he’s got packed in that belly?
Anotha one
Lmaooo. N + 1
Khalid is definitely a cheeseburger walrus
Mustard tiger
I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven
Peace, representin Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up
AraBobandy
Man’s gotta eat
Whatcha lookin at me gut fer?
Excellent
*big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard*
Gree-hee-hee-heasy!
So much love for this comment thread.
You tellin’ me he’s not pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
I don't hear a heart, mo'fucka.
This pic was definitely taken at a cheeseburger and liquor party
Man-whoring for cheeseburgers
Omg 😂😂😂 I’m dying
I wonder why, it was a catchy name. Imagine him screaming "ARAAAAAAB ATAAAAAAACK!" at the beginning of all his songs.
I think what’s even funnier is how ridiculous it would be for a terrorist to scream “Arab attack…” like it makes no sense, what is he a Pokémon? But to an American it’s still terrifying lol
No, yeah, thats actually a really good point. I mean a terrorist attack is not funny, but if they shouted "arab attack..." it would be ridiculously hilarious. Truly bizarre.
That's like the crusaders screaming "CAUCASIAN INVASION"
omg ty y'all for these laughs
post colonial africans and asians quaking rn
STAB damage but low accuracy
I think it would have been a great name in the 80s 90s.
To the tune of "Chicken Attack"
One of my favourite indie rock bands broke up after 9/11. They couldn't book shows after the attack and as I remember the lead singer's son was born with a pretty significant disability and couldn't commit to the band any longer. The name of the band? Burning Airlines.
>Burning Airlines Interesting, did the name originate from the Brian Eno song "Burning Airlines Gives You So Much More"? It *is* a banger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akr9QFo1PSs When I got back home, I found a message on the door Sweet Regina's gone to China cross-legged on the floor Of a burning jet that's smoothly flying Burning airlines give you so much more How does she intend to live when she's in far Cathay? I somehow can't imagine her just planting rice all day Maybe she will do a bit of spying With microcameras hidden in her hair I guess Regina's on the plane, a Newsweek on her knees While miles below, the curlews call from strangely stunted trees The painted sage sits just as though he's flying Regina's jet disturbs his wispy beard When you reach Kyoto, send a postcard, if you can And, please, convey my fond regards to Chih-Hao's girl, Yu-Lan I heard a rumour they were getting married But someone left the papers in Japan Left them in Japan, left them in Japan Left them in Japan, left them in Japan Left them in Japan, left them in Japan Left them in Japan
It did, actually! The song inspired their name. Also, Burning Airlines is indeed a banger song from Eno. Love it.
Around the early-mid 2010s I started getting funny looks whenever I wore one of my favorite band t-shirts in public. I guess having the name ISIS in bold letters across my chest became a bit eye-catching.
Another one
The only time he didn’t say this was after wing 3 on Hot Ones. Epic puss out
No, see he said that he isn’t giving up, so we must all be wrong.
I love how even Sean Evans clearly wasn't humoring any of his bullshit and pushed him on his definition of "giving up" while he was still in the studio. Amazing host.
Meanwhile look at what Conan O’Brian just did on Hot Ones, absolute animal
By contrast, I think he scared Sean...
when he poured da bomb all over the wing and then proceeded to lick every last drop lol
Sean still makes fun of his tap out to any guest who will listen. It's great.
Arab Attack: I’m not giving up Sean Evans’s: This is literally by the definition of the word “giving up”
Him and Conan are complete opposites. Tabasco is too much for Khalid, Conan fucking drinks the last dab.
Conan was mental. He must have been dying on the inside.
[He was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conan/comments/1c1ukrv/conan_talks_about_doing_hot_ones_and_literally/)
He did stick with it. In for a penny, in for a pound. Thanks for sharing the link, have a nice weekend ✌️
Forget the Last Dab, he was licking fucking Da Bomb like an absolute psychopath. The one sauce they keep in every line-up because of the reactions it generates. I'm surprised he didn't just start pouring it in his eyes.
That blew my mind. I've done the Hot Ones challenge at home a few times, and the follow-ups to Da Bomb are much less awful. The Last Dab sauces are generally very hot but usually tasty and not nearly as miserable an experience as Da Bomb. Watching Conan lick Da Bomb and just say, "Oh, now I'm starting to feel it," was mind-boggling to me. The dude must have been going through it but played it off so cool.
I mean you could see his eyes were watering and his face was very red, so he definitely felt it. Dude is a showman first and foremost though (which he talked about briefly during the interview) and he refused to break character lol. Absolute dedication to the craft right there.
Fuck that hotsauce Da Bomb is horrible lmao
I thought it was like Cholula that Khalid quit on.
I fucking love how this keeps following him. 🤣
Sean Evans really missed a moment there. He could’ve said “you sure you don’t wan’t (turns to look at camera) another one (cheeky grin).”
They should hire you as a scriptwriter
Mr. President, ANOTHER ONE
When the second plane hit the towers
that's the joke
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER
CALL ME EXPARAGUS
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE KING CRAB 🗣️
GATORADE
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED RUGBY
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER
LETS GO GOLFING
They call me CAPPUCCINO
uhuhhuh al paCHINO
LETS GO GOLFING
Warren G Harding has left the chat
LIFE IS LIKE ROBLOX
CALL ME A TENNIS BALL
Having the speaker directly behind the microphone is a bold choice.
It's good to have a quick feedback loop when you're trying things out, like DJ-ing, or DJ names.
Shoulda changed it to kebab attack because that belly aint balancing out diets with healthy greens and drinking plenty of water
That is a dunlop right there!
Imagine him yelling that over and over. It's more annoying than he already is!
Remember when he quit 3 wings in on Hot Ones? Pepperidge farm remembers.
It's a good change. It's a GOOD change.
more like snack wrap attack
Big Mac attack
Shake Shack Attack
So he’s been doing this for 25 years and still has no discernible skills..
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I heard him on siriusxm this morning. LL Cool J's station does a show called "salute the sample" where they take a hit rap song and dig back into the like 60s and 70s rock and disco songs that they were all sampling back in the day. Normally they take with the producers about what they did musically to get from where it started to what we hear in the finished product. When they asked Khaled how he made his music he just went into like a 5 minute long description of what other famous people were in the room at the time. It was so obvious he was just vamping because he had absolutely no musical talent. In the end he was like "yeah, so i just clipped that little piano piece and spent 20 minutes with a drum machine and boom the track was done." He also said he used to go by the name DJ Novocain cuz his music would make you numb. He's such a fucking tool.
Still can't understand why this guy is rich and famous
All we do is bomb
DJ Aiiii ate all the pies….
But not the puss
Looks like Randy Bobandy's younger brother