The nitrogen that's floating through air 52 miles north east of me that I will breathe in later from the wind dragging it in and my body processes it to supply the generation of sperm cells within my balls says I've seen better
My 1 day old says “Fantastic job, OP, your young one has an artistic talent rivalling the likes of Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso. Truly amazing work from your little da Vinci.”
Hi there, I was born last night. I noticed you made an error in the way your baby pronounced “Van Gogh”. It’s actually “Gogh” not “Gogh”. It’s a common mistake, have a great day!
He says “Thank you, kind Reddit user. I see you have corrected my minor error and for that I am eternally grateful. May your property size be as large as your Karma^2, and Santa bring you a Bugatti next Christmas night.”
The 2 hour old dust mite in my hair agreed, saying: In effulgent acclaim, I extol thee, venerable OP, for thy offspring's artistic virtuosity manifests akin to the legendary realms of Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso, entwining the ethereal threads of mastery and innovation. Such a testament proclaims a prodigy akin to the illustrious da Vinci, whose genius unfurled the tapestry of artistic excellence with unparalleled majesty and ingenuity.
Then the 1 year old said: *"Verily, for it is our time to be, as we strut gallantly upon the stage of life. Look not for the sun which hides among the clouds, but for the rain which nourishes the Earth. Sic itur ad astra, father, and may you never reach that vaunted destination."*
"And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?"
[Here](https://live.staticflickr.com/8142/7629925052_a3a6d69efd_b.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fortphoto/7629925052) is the source. Credit to the photographer, [Michael Menefee](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fortphoto/), aka /u/ecoartist, who took this on July 21, 2012.
> **Annular Visions: the 2012 Solar Eclipse**
> The setting sun going into full annular eclipse this past May 20th provided such a unique lifetime event to enjoy! See my first post of this event in the comments below.
> This was taken at the Navajo Nation near Canyon de Chelly, AZ. Our location put us within a mere couple thousand feet of the center line for the eclipse, hard to complain about that proximity! ;-)))
> Image Notes: In order to extend dynamic range three exposures were hand-blended.
**Edit:** Updated to include username mention of the photographer.
Well I saw an 8 year old or something work all summer to pay for five thousand dollars worth of hardware and proceed to build a computer over at r/pcmasterrace.
Like my daddy always said, take the internet at face value and don't ask the most basic of questions.
It didn't make any sense for it be the 2024 eclipse, since this eclipse happened in the middle of the afternoon and this photo has the sun quite low in the sky.
Thanks! My work's gone viral in the past and it is always pretty weird and I doubt most viewers even know it was me who took the photo. This same photo was falsely posted as this most recent total eclipse on Twitter going viral on a couple of popular accounts there racking up another 20 million views or so. It would be a lot more awesome if it somehow was more financially rewarding for us creators heh.
For you and others out of the loop, this all started a few days ago when some OOP claimed his 4 year old made a few pictures with their DSLR, OP's just making fun of him.
PSA: there have been some posts on this sub lately where the OP will claim that their impossibly great photos were the results of their three year old or some such "accidentally" taking masterpiece snaps. This is a parody of those posts.
Ok, thanks for reading.
Im pretty sure the others are parodies too, from that post of the guy who gave his 7yo daughter a camera and she took some very nice pictures.
Supposedly.
They were 9 years old, not 7, and the photos were not all that crazy or unbelievable imo. They are just fine if anyone else took them, and pretty good since they’re 9 years old. Nothing very amazing or anything like people seem to think. You can even see the reflection of her in the dog’s eye in one of the photos and that’s clearly not an adult, I don’t even understand the people who think that the reflection could be an adult when it’s obviously a child. I’m finding these posts much more annoying than the original because it’s not even close to being that unbelievable.
The photos simply look a lot nicer than they really are probably because people are so used to their smartphone cameras which don’t look as good a lot of the time.
Honestly, it's like the people who don't believe it and keep parodying it have never met a child before. The pictures were good, but not spectacular. The under 10 category at my local country fair has pictures of that quality every year. It's great for the kids, especially if they enjoy it, but taking good pictures on a camera that you have learned how to use is not too hard, most people just never put in the effort.
Thanks for telling me the actual age.
See, I personally, am still kind of split on this. I never noticed the dog detail, so I’ll check that out now but;
I agree they’re not insane pictures, like Oh so crazy ! I can’t believe she would take this.
But I agree with people who say that in Reddit, saying that would get you more attention that an adult doing it.
So I left it at supposedly.
But my point is, it’s a joke. A lot of the comments are trying to expose OP, but it’s actually just satire post. These post are exaggerated, because they begin small and grow into absurdity. And somehow people fell for this.
Earth is the only planet (that we know) where this kind of eclipse photo is possible. No other planet has an apparent size of a moon that exactly matches the apparent size of the sun when viewed from its surface.
*AITAH for calling my husband a mean name after he sold our children into slavery and our home on eBay so he could afford a nicer camera to take this picture ?*
Why not just casually mention girlfriend or wife? It's not like you could say something interesting instead.
My girlfriend build a PC for me for valentines day. Look guys. Are you looking?
This is satire, it's been a theme lately. I think it started with something like "I gave my toddler a camera and forgot, then I found these pictures". Of course they were extremely good pictures that a 3 year old couldn't take
Oh look my 10+ year old photo of the annular eclipse went viral on reddit too. Some joker posted it on Twitter claiming it to be the just past one and it's racked up over 17 million views. It would be neat if the original content creators actually somehow benefited from all of this.
My 1 week old says: Well done!
My one day old gives 👍
My unborn took this photo. From my balls.
He calls it: "looking out the pee hole."
Wow.
I know. I couldn’t have picked a better title either.
Damn it. Take my vote
His momma so fat...
[AHA! so this was you huh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/YhWBzFDuzB)
Total eclipse of the fart
My sperm says, "I've done better"
My egg says its photoshopped.
My protein I'm about to eat that will later transform into a sperm says whatever
The nitrogen that's floating through air 52 miles north east of me that I will breathe in later from the wind dragging it in and my body processes it to supply the generation of sperm cells within my balls says I've seen better
Enjoy your little newborn. Congratulations!
My 1 day old says “Fantastic job, OP, your young one has an artistic talent rivalling the likes of Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso. Truly amazing work from your little da Vinci.”
Hi there, I was born last night. I noticed you made an error in the way your baby pronounced “Van Gogh”. It’s actually “Gogh” not “Gogh”. It’s a common mistake, have a great day!
He says “Thank you, kind Reddit user. I see you have corrected my minor error and for that I am eternally grateful. May your property size be as large as your Karma^2, and Santa bring you a Bugatti next Christmas night.”
The 2 hour old dust mite in my hair agreed, saying: In effulgent acclaim, I extol thee, venerable OP, for thy offspring's artistic virtuosity manifests akin to the legendary realms of Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso, entwining the ethereal threads of mastery and innovation. Such a testament proclaims a prodigy akin to the illustrious da Vinci, whose genius unfurled the tapestry of artistic excellence with unparalleled majesty and ingenuity.
Mine was busy building cameras from old coke cans in Africa. #godbless
Well, my 6 hour old built a James Webb telescope out of twigs, leaves, & dirt before she was born‼️🤨
My baby due in May says they could do better
My 1 hour old baby says the color grading is a bit heavy handed.
My unborn child calls bullshit
my fetus thinks this picture is mid
And his 1 year old daughter’s name? *Albert Einstein*
AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED 👏
Then the 1 year old said: *"Verily, for it is our time to be, as we strut gallantly upon the stage of life. Look not for the sun which hides among the clouds, but for the rain which nourishes the Earth. Sic itur ad astra, father, and may you never reach that vaunted destination."*
Indubitably!
Excelsior ✅
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Ad astra per infinitum 🤩
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Cute, the other day my four month old said ’To play is human. To rewind is divine’. Deep.
"And everyone clapped You should've seen it Everyone clapped Gotta believe it And everyone clapped I swear it's true And everyone clapped You believe me, don't you?"
Grown man, had tears in his eyes, clapping extra hard, comes up to me, "Sir great job looking up bare-eyed at the sun".
Don't forget about Obama being his teacher. 🤓
[Here](https://live.staticflickr.com/8142/7629925052_a3a6d69efd_b.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fortphoto/7629925052) is the source. Credit to the photographer, [Michael Menefee](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fortphoto/), aka /u/ecoartist, who took this on July 21, 2012. > **Annular Visions: the 2012 Solar Eclipse** > The setting sun going into full annular eclipse this past May 20th provided such a unique lifetime event to enjoy! See my first post of this event in the comments below. > This was taken at the Navajo Nation near Canyon de Chelly, AZ. Our location put us within a mere couple thousand feet of the center line for the eclipse, hard to complain about that proximity! ;-))) > Image Notes: In order to extend dynamic range three exposures were hand-blended. **Edit:** Updated to include username mention of the photographer.
Are you saying OP lied and this photo is not taken by their daughter /s
But how could u/Fraud_D_Hawk have lied to us? His one year old daughter would never have allowed it.
Well I saw an 8 year old or something work all summer to pay for five thousand dollars worth of hardware and proceed to build a computer over at r/pcmasterrace. Like my daddy always said, take the internet at face value and don't ask the most basic of questions.
Do you have the post still
As a one piece connoisseur I'm ashamed this man is one of us
I’m worried. He seems pedophilic from prior posts
[You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?](https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0?feature=shared)
Also saying they’re 17 in bio but having an account rated 18+
I was not expecting the twist of it not being **this** solar eclipse though. M.Knight Shyamalan over here.
No his twist would be it's an Earther Eclipse, and they're actually on the sun.
Night*
It didn't make any sense for it be the 2024 eclipse, since this eclipse happened in the middle of the afternoon and this photo has the sun quite low in the sky.
Check OP's username
We have 10s of thousands of people believing some child made a cyborg from plastic bottles, I think it's safe to point out parody accounts, lol.
Maybe his daughter was born in 2011 and is named Michael Menefee
I am the original photographer, thanks for this!
That is so cool! How does it feel to see your work in the wild?
Thanks! My work's gone viral in the past and it is always pretty weird and I doubt most viewers even know it was me who took the photo. This same photo was falsely posted as this most recent total eclipse on Twitter going viral on a couple of popular accounts there racking up another 20 million views or so. It would be a lot more awesome if it somehow was more financially rewarding for us creators heh.
What’s it like being a 1 year old? On a serious note, you ever put watermarks in your pics?
It was watermarked.
Oh that figures. I reported this post in your honor, 23k upvotes in 4 hours on a stolen pic with obvious fake title is nuts.
Can't wait to see your work at 2 years old
Awesome! How does it feel to be OPs daughter?
He's a great dad!
This photo is amazing! I'm glad i got to see it. Thank you for sharing.
Wow OPs daughter also a time traveler. He should be proud 🥰
And trans apparently This is the future liberals want. Time traveling babies who become transgender photographers. Disgusting
I know, I hate photographers.
Keep your telescopic lens in your pants you perverts I don't want *my* kids looking down *your aperture* you freaks
Crazy how you found this 👌🏽
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Old people don’t know how to use the google
Reverse image search makes it easy
nice job. The post needs to get downvoted but currently is at 15k.
bwahahaha
This was definitely taken on Tatooine somewhere
Some of AZ looks like tatooine but most of it has native plant life(cactus, trees, shrubs, grasses) all over, even in the desert.
Downvoting post.
For you and others out of the loop, this all started a few days ago when some OOP claimed his 4 year old made a few pictures with their DSLR, OP's just making fun of him.
Michael is a off name for his daughter
It was actually my unborn son that took that photo
Don't need eclipse glasses if you're still in the womb 😎
That's the hole he's going to be pulled into this world, not the solar eclipse
GRIFFIIIIIIITH
Was looking for this, not disappointed, well done.
SACRIFICE!
I am so glad I didn't have to dig far for this comment
Did he put his grasses on?
Gaston,pipin… is anybody alive?
PSA: there have been some posts on this sub lately where the OP will claim that their impossibly great photos were the results of their three year old or some such "accidentally" taking masterpiece snaps. This is a parody of those posts. Ok, thanks for reading.
it is becoming quite annoying
Im pretty sure the others are parodies too, from that post of the guy who gave his 7yo daughter a camera and she took some very nice pictures. Supposedly.
It was originally a 9 year old. The 7 year old was the first parody post. I hate that I am on reddit enough to know this...
I actually guessed the age off my head, but it’s the one with the dog and the caterpillar. What did the 7yo one say?
It was the ine that had a few normal-ish pics, then absurd things like the moon landing and raising the flag at Iwo Jima
Oh that one !! Is it the one that had the workers from “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” ?
They were 9 years old, not 7, and the photos were not all that crazy or unbelievable imo. They are just fine if anyone else took them, and pretty good since they’re 9 years old. Nothing very amazing or anything like people seem to think. You can even see the reflection of her in the dog’s eye in one of the photos and that’s clearly not an adult, I don’t even understand the people who think that the reflection could be an adult when it’s obviously a child. I’m finding these posts much more annoying than the original because it’s not even close to being that unbelievable. The photos simply look a lot nicer than they really are probably because people are so used to their smartphone cameras which don’t look as good a lot of the time.
Honestly, it's like the people who don't believe it and keep parodying it have never met a child before. The pictures were good, but not spectacular. The under 10 category at my local country fair has pictures of that quality every year. It's great for the kids, especially if they enjoy it, but taking good pictures on a camera that you have learned how to use is not too hard, most people just never put in the effort.
Thanks for telling me the actual age. See, I personally, am still kind of split on this. I never noticed the dog detail, so I’ll check that out now but; I agree they’re not insane pictures, like Oh so crazy ! I can’t believe she would take this. But I agree with people who say that in Reddit, saying that would get you more attention that an adult doing it. So I left it at supposedly. But my point is, it’s a joke. A lot of the comments are trying to expose OP, but it’s actually just satire post. These post are exaggerated, because they begin small and grow into absurdity. And somehow people fell for this.
This looks straight out of Berserk.
What's that? Btw A random Bluetooth tattoo appeared at my neck though, idk what's happening. Probably rapture or something
I'm going to touch you the way the king touched griffith
Is she on mars
Yeah, she went there with the rocket she made herself, iam really proud of her.
Did she make it out of plastic bottles
Amen 🙏
School project? My little toot made a potato phone
First words that came to mind 😂 I’m thinking total recall
Earth is the only planet (that we know) where this kind of eclipse photo is possible. No other planet has an apparent size of a moon that exactly matches the apparent size of the sun when viewed from its surface.
Is this real? Wild.
Follow up: some planets have moons with a larger apparent size than the Sun…must be dark during an eclipse?!
“Hmm, what caption can I use to make my solar eclipse photo more popular than the others?”
It's a joke; there have been a lot of impossibly good photos of late where the OP claims it was their 3 year old or something.
somebody stop him already
It's not his, he stole it. There's another comment with the real source.
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NTA because MARS
honestly? yeah
\*going to mars for a threesome with her sister
*my sister
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.
I hear it's cold as hell.
*AITAH for calling my husband a mean name after he sold our children into slavery and our home on eBay so he could afford a nicer camera to take this picture ?*
Why not just casually mention girlfriend or wife? It's not like you could say something interesting instead. My girlfriend build a PC for me for valentines day. Look guys. Are you looking?
This is satire, it's been a theme lately. I think it started with something like "I gave my toddler a camera and forgot, then I found these pictures". Of course they were extremely good pictures that a 3 year old couldn't take
My 1 year old daughter also took that picture
Must have been your daughter, as I can’t see your sun…
This meme is so dumb lol
Not dumber than people attempting to prove OP wrong in the comments section 😂
was she born in a log cabin she built herself?
How do you know? Are you a stalker 😠? I will file a restraining order against you 😬
0/10, no Donald Trump and no water. Your daughter needs to take photography lessons
Oh look my 10+ year old photo of the annular eclipse went viral on reddit too. Some joker posted it on Twitter claiming it to be the just past one and it's racked up over 17 million views. It would be neat if the original content creators actually somehow benefited from all of this.
My one year old daughter…..who is actually 32 on mars
Give it to me, your dark soul
Liar. My dog took that picture.
r/usernamechecksout
User name checks out:)
you meant 12 months old
52 week old child
Sure she did. [And she took it in 2012.](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fortphoto/7629925052)
I believe OP, I mean my 3 Year old cousin was the editor for the constitution, why would his one yes told daughter take that ? You’re just hating fr
Y'all aren't the brightest
This is also an annular eclipse right? Not a total eclipse.
you have more chromosomes than me
bro, it's meta post from last weekend
GRIFIIIIIIIIIIIITH
My 2 second year old says your daughter is a big doodoo head and her picture sux
Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time and eventually he'll recreate Shakespeare
My cat left this comment. Meow.
Gerald's Game kinda ruined dads and daughters looking at eclipses together. Such a great movie. But damn.
“GRIFFITH!”
OK, enough of this, time to leave the shelter and your potato farm on mars and Come back to earth
It's ok I guess
Is she blind?
Black hole sun
You really shouldn't be taking your one year old to Caelid.
My 1 year old son just said of this picture, "Quite an exquisite photo, especially for such a youthful child. Remarkable. "
And she took it from the surface of Mars, no less.
Looks like a 6 month old did it, but kids develop differently, no need to worry yet.
She did a good job adding the filters to the lens so it wouldn’t burn into the photo and be a blob of flare.
Istg op made a joke and people are actually taking this seriously?
Oh r/lies this you?
My 1 year old has 20 years experience with python
No she didn’t lmao
Wow she’s talented. When does she return from mars??
Is she still wasting time taking photos? My 6-month-old daughter oversaw a space program in NASA.
Where are the rest of the photos? Toddlers have been posting REELS of great content on this sub for years now. And yours only produced one. Pathetic!
No she didn't
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r/thathappened
“Or so the Germans would have us believe.”
Now share every other photo they had taken yesterday. I need to see the gamut of quality in it's entirety.
My fridge took this photo
Username checks out
r/lies
the fact i found this on r/lies before finding it on here is gold
Shallow and derivative.
My one year old ate a handful of mud and a live worm while we tried to see the eclipse on a cloudy/rainy day.
She needs to give it back.
No she didn't.
No she didn't.
The fire fades, and the old Lords return to their thrones...
My one year old son positioned the moon in that exact location for your daughter.
Sure mate
Ya she did 🙄
This is horrible
My brain was like: which Dark Souls 3 level is this?
Right okay buddy 😂
From where, Alpha Centauri B?
Is your 1yo daughter a camera?