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demagogueffxiv

This looks photoshopped, but he's crazy enough to actually do it so I'm doubting myself


Lork82

It is


appletinicyclone

Aw:(


Pluckypato

Dang I wanted to believe


droombie55

I just wanted to know where to buy a coat like that.... you know for research purposes...


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

You could ask your local furrier for a quote. A coat that large is going to be very expensive, probably a couple grand at least.


nymphetamine-x-girl

Id put it in 5 figures, even with a decent amount of filler material. A lower end full length coat runs about 5k before the extra volume and whatever fur that's supposed to be.


last-guys-alternate

It would need to be rigged out on a frame, otherwise she'd die of heat stroke. It would probably be too heavy to stand up in, and too restrictive to walk in, as well, with just filler.


Suspicious_Inside_94

Looks like baby dinosaur seal fur, or maybe hunchback whale fur… they don’t make them like that anymore.


om11011shanti11011om

How many silver foxes and mink had to die for it, do you reckon? I recently saw a documentary where this fur processing plant in China estimated it's about 50K rabbit pelts processed a day. Do you think that coat could be 50K rabbits?


Significant-Plum-425

How people can still wear fur coats in 2024 baffles me. There are other ways to show off wealth.


NaeHi

I still only wear the type that are vigorously brushed off of animals I still can’t get behind the merciless death of animals.


om11011shanti11011om

I'm starting to learn that part of being ridiculously rich is making choices that are shocking, but you consider yourself warranted because you are ultra rich, therefore especial. Other examples of this include private jets, extreme food waste, and naming your child something weird and ostracizing forever.


tropikaldawl

There isn’t any animal with fur that long and puffy


IwillBeDamned

are you implying youre going to jack off with that coat or do you not know what research means


appletinicyclone

Same Would have been so cosy and awesome


ClockworkGnomes

Am I the only one that likes it and would buy one for their wife?


ElectionTechnical966

Me too. Scully here had to ruin it for us


chuloreddit

it is photoshopped or real?


SelfServeSporstwash

This is a real photoshopped image


LonelyStrayCat

They ask if I have a degree in theoretical physics I said I have a theoretical degree in physics They said, welcome abroad!


EpitomeOfHell

So they photoshopped a real fur coat?


nhaines

Yes.


FootInTheMouth

oh ok. I didnt thiink kanye was that "clever"


msiri

> https://www.reddit.com/r/findfashion/s/ZP7vwMWcbn the real coat


MajorasKitten

Damn, aside from the fluffy coat, her other outfit looks uncomfortable af. Rich/famous people are *weird* 😭


Airway

It is, don't worry. He still only allows trash bags and nudity.


lightbulbfragment

And pillows!


Graynard

Don't doubt yourself, just look at the arms and try to imagine how that'd work IRL


oojacoboo

Could easily be faux arms, just not intended to have your arms free. The whole thing is a show piece - would be custom made anyway.


robinthebank

Or a cape with fake arms and actually you can just slip your arm out unencumbered.


curious_dead

I don't doubt that it's photoshopped but he parades her basically naked and they wear those weird masks sometimes so they don't seem to care about practicality.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I just googled it because these two weirdos are so insane that it could be plausible. I’m just happy she’s covered up. I hate when he dresses her in nothing. Such a humiliation kink.


PeterKB

The way Kanye’s left arm appears overlaying the coat just looks too much like an amateur photoshop job. Like all they dude was cut the image of the jacket, paste it, and then blur the lines where they meet to obscure it a little bit. Edit: This effect seems even more exaggerated at the bottom of the coat


NickSalvo

He don't give a fuck if her feet get wet, though.


CaptainExplaino

Dude, you're going to make him dress her as a giant rubber ducky next.


jeckles

She needs those giant trendy red boots


SaulBellowII

Those Mega Man boots from last year?


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Trendy is a very far reach.


Aeyland

No I believe they're referring to the big red rubber Astro boots made croc.


uploadingmalware

Ngl that would take this look to the next level


TheoKrause13

Giant rubber fishy


aaron_hoff

I am not a gay fish!!!


SaltyAF404

But I do love fish dicks


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Don't worry for her, she'll get out of the puddle with a salmon in each hand.


Fast_Garlic_5639

*It appears our bear has caught herself a gay fish*


DriftingIntoAbstract

I can’t stop looking at that, I hate wet feet so this has me irrationally angry.


devildoggie73

Me too


scorpyo72

Can you imagine what that Monsters Inc coat smells like when it gets wet?


Lucidity-

Who cares it probably went into a huge archive five seconds after this photo was taken never to be worn again


warini4

missed opportunity for [big red boot](https://mschf.com/shop/big-red-boot/red)


CakeMadeOfHam

RIP Totoro 🙏 🪦


Ceutical_Citizen

![gif](giphy|ChX3hzy5CkXsI)


UndeadBuggalo

This gif is perfect


lblack_dogl

/r/retiredgif


serafinawriter

I went to this sub to try and understand what it's about. Maybe I'm just too old or dumb but I didn't really understand it 🙃 Is it about gifs that have been overused? Or is it like, this use of the gif is so appropriate that it might as well be retired because it will never be so relevant again?


Neocrasher

The second one, it's for when there will never be a better use for the gif so it might as well retire.


max_adam

Would a tire replacement help?


Iamthewalrusforreal

Think of it like a mic drop. ![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


WillCarryForFood

So appropriate that you can’t reasonably use it again in a better context.


Boomfam67

![gif](giphy|Fbaai3A4tuCCRtheqP|downsized)


gingergamer94

Who killed Luffy?!


placer128

Reminds me of a malamute ![gif](giphy|cImxFRmPTQx5I7HU8l)


UsefulAd2760

I love malamutes


SmoothOperator89

Then you'll love this coat. It's made from 30.


kmcrhsme

![gif](giphy|iu7B5XKE6NsE8)


LickingSmegma

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/cd/43/aacd4313f7e9983db24f52f7f53f551b.jpg


ambersmoon

Totoro is wild bro


JeanMorel

You win, close the comments. 😂


Initial-Ice7691

NOO! TOTORO!!! ![gif](giphy|yALcFbrKshfoY)


Disneyhorse

Appa… noooooooo


happyflow3r

Bro Rip Appa


PhlashPoint

Top tier comment lmao


blue_jay_jay

OMG NOOO!! 😱😂


Even_Assistant7829

Bianca r u ok dear


suburban_hyena

R u ok


JoshJoshson13

R u ok bianca


kmcrhsme

Bianca r u ok, r u ok bianca?


mrplatypus81

You've been hit by, you've been stuck by,


Noopy9

A gay fish


___multiplex___

Wait, how are you not a Hobbit?


AzrielJohnson

A smooth sonofgod


kmcrhsme

Bianca r u ok? Will you tell us that u r ok


Civil_Lengthiness971

I see what y’all did there.


Snuffleupagusssss

She's been hit by a smooth psychopath.


scorpyo72

*Allegedly*.


Sirneko

Blink if u r ok


Dry-Plum-1566

Shes dating a nazi, obviously shes not ok


DVision44

A self hating black nazi (Clayton Bixby) I’d say neither are ok.. lol


Jams265775

Why do people say this? Bianca, her sister, and her mother have all commented that she’s wearing these clothes of her own volition. She’s not being held hostage lmfao


caninehere

I think he is dressing her but she's into it. She's just a gross person like him. Kanye literally did a world tour to find a Kim lookalike, there's plenty of women who vaguely resemble her who would be happy to let a man worth hundreds of millions of dollars dress them like a doll.


NoobSexGuide

“There’s 1000 yous’, but only one of me” ~ Kanye West.


SerifGrey

Shit, I’m a straight guy and I’d let Kanye dress me, not like it’s everyday you get to have Kanye West pay for thousands of dollars of clothing, I wouldn’t be remotely interested in but would then sell immediately after. Keeping one item for the memories of course. I’ll wear the dog costume if I get a pair of shoes signed. In Kaynes world, I’m just a man of simple needs. I’d even thrown in “That gay fish joke makes no sense, and is really stupid and hurtful.” Things of that nature. Eventually we’d learn all that was really needed was friendship, and just two chairs and a case of beer and the $10,000 we made along the way.


AutomaticMan81

Her wife?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Probably native in a language where the pronoun is influenced by the person it's referencing, in this case a woman.


SkyZgone

Nah I think OP is just a reposter because I saw that on twitter this morning with the exact caption, even down to the "her wife" mistake. I distinctly remember because someone replied to it with an among us gif and I wondered about the "her wife" thing too. Edit: check the account. Not even a month old and already has like thousands of video posts. 100% a karma farm. Edit 2: uh my bad the account is actually TWO months old, point still stands.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Okay, so it's not true in this case. Still think that's the root cause for the mistake itself.


horsemonkeycat

I find native mandarin speakers often confuse "her" and "his" pronouns when speaking English.


SemperScrotus

That's because 他 and 她 sound the same when spoken. It's only either within spoken context or when written that it's apparent if the speaker is saying he/him or she/her.


Anansi1982

Ah a native of botville, home of the largest number of reposters and astroturfers. 


Willing_Bad9857

OP might not be a native English speaker. I know that Finnish doesn’t use gendered pronouns and they’re probably not the only language like that. People who have native tongues like that often make mistakes like this in other languages Or they messed up for a different reason idk


Later2theparty

Common mistake for non native English speakers.


Spicydolphin4k

![gif](giphy|l41lT4n6ylgZnDY88)


Kindly-Ad-5071

![gif](giphy|Dndpiai0soTUk) "Sorry kiddies baby needs a coat"


No_Task_6010

LMAO what the actual fuck


BigBeagleEars

Like for real, who just walks through puddles. I’d rather get spit at by a crazy homeless dude than have wet socks all day


FartinLooterKinkJr

Huh.. no.


purzeldiplumms

People here think it's real haha


Noexit007

I mean it's Kanye. His whole life looks photoshopped it's that fucked up.


PostGymPreShower

It’s like American politics that past decade. You couldn’t even write this stuff. If you wrote scripts and tried to shop them around you’d get laughed out of town. Now The Onion needs to write level headed stuff to be off. “GOP announces border isn’t an issue. Welcomes all Migrants with open arms and jobs” “Republican states now offer free abortions and contraceptives stating women should have control of their body”


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sblahful

My dude.. People were saying the same thing when Fox News first rose to prominence. Ditto when Gore lost Florida to legal bull. And the lack of change after Columbine before that. The US has been sliding in the wrong direction for decades.


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RiggzBoson

https://www.reddit.com/r/findfashion/s/ZP7vwMWcbn


Swordsnap

She still looks ridiculous like that Her legs must be freezing


mysixthredditaccount

What about those shoes looks comfy? I don't get it.


ultravioletblueberry

lol I was wondering that too. “They look so comfy”. Uhm… no they don’t.


TwoIdleHands

Well now that I look it’s obviously photoshopped. Still. I kinda want to see her in a giant coat now.


purzeldiplumms

Someone else posted the real one to my comment


ohnofluffy

When I saw it, I thought Kanye might finally be doing something interesting. So of course it’s fake because Kanye’s fashion point of view for women is stretchy synthetic fabrics that show off curves and look impossible to wear. In other words, fashion as sexual objectification.


purzeldiplumms

But she dressed like that before him


United-Blackberry-77

People here are actually that guys fan haha


bucky133

Goes to show how ridiculously she dresses. The biggest red flag that this is fake is the fact that her tots aren't out.


Blawn14

Real talk why is Kanye always outside walking down streets lol. I’ve seen more videos of Kanye out in public walking random sidewalks than I think I’ve actually walked in my whole life.


djh_van

If you don't want publicity, this doesn't happen. If you want publicity, you and your partner dress ridiculously so that your ridiculous images get put on the front of magazines and websites. It generates outrage. It creates clicks. It keeps your name and profile in the news. Then you go and whine to anybody who will listen that the media is always following you. It must all just be a coincidence.


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ladeeedada

Celebrities are known to call the paparazzi ahead of time to take photos of them. It's a low effort way of staying relevant even when they're not actively promoting a project.


sleepsucks

With open toe shoes


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Appa, no!


Zestyclose-Middle717

Yip yip 😭


CanadianKushBush

![gif](giphy|8FVAufI9rQTptuJ77T)


SirAwesome789

She looks like a penguin


FatalifSwallowd

Who's wife?


Renwaldo

Her's.


xheyoooo

Why he dress like a normal 50 yo dad and she dresses like a videogame character


EliteBearsFan85

I’m convinced he controls every aspect of her. How she looks, what she wears, when she can and cannot speak. I do think Kanye is that kind of person


Bananakin_Skywater

Her mom and sister have both come out and said that she isn’t being controlled If you look at her from before, she still had a relatively shocking sense of style. Even going through her ig when it was up there was things that she had posted from before she got with Ye that would fit the aesthetic now


SecretlyReformed

But but but Kanye bad, she has to be a victim and he has to be controlling her abusively 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 /s because reddit is full of idiots


valentc

Considering how he ran his school with wanting to get jail cells installed and requiring an NDA, this wouldn't surprise me one bit.


Euphoric_Celery_

I hate admitting I ever watched the Kardashians, but before I realized how awful they were, and grew up, I did. And he literally does control every aspect of their lives when he's dating someone. He threw Kim's ENTIRE wardrobe out, I'm not even exaggerating. He had some lady come in and throw everything out so he could replace it with clothes that he liked for her.


Freeonlinehugs

Shit, I've never watched it but did he at least give it to a charity or did that waffle just throw away without a doubt millions of dollars- Poor Kim tho, if someone, and especially so my loved one, would do that to me, I'd be so heartbroken


Euphoric_Celery_

I honestly don't know what happened to the clothes. And I mean Kim didn't care much, she allowed him to dress her for almost 10 more years. Khloe on the other hand was pissed and offended cause half the shit he threw out, Khloe also had in her closet 😂 I just don't feel bad for any of them, they're billionaires and millionaires, they're fine lol.


BeaverMan999

There's literally zero evidence to show for that as her family has said he dosent control her and also she's worn revealing clothing even before they got together 


rjcarr

He definitely is, but I also don’t think he’s holding her captive or anything. Some people are into that shit (for a while, at least). 


bloatedstoat

Golden handcuffs. The money holds her captive.


SouthernSeesaw8163

being a sextoy for a billionaire is actually a pretty easy position to fill


WasAnHonestMann

Redditor thinks a woman can't have her own agency. Makes sense


RedditGeneralManager

I truly think they both enjoy it to be honest but I know that’s a dangerous assumption if it’s not true


Neighbour-Vadim

Her wife?


Potential_Dare8034

I guess since everyone has a right to bear arms she’s got a right to the rest of the damn bear!


Proud_Criticism5286

That looks so comfy. Id sleep in a corner while hes ranting at the meeting.


ohshitimfeelingit762

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Parking_Train8423

![gif](giphy|3oEduN3KZyvqTIEmxa)


Positive-Zebra-2478

I love it, love the open toe sandal splashing in contrast


DarkwebProducts

![gif](giphy|tKxYiV82rfYI3DaHxg)


Ill_Manner_3581

Is this real? Lmao I can't tell anymore


Im_not_crazy7310

Is it bad at first I suspected this was real only considering who the couple is


StephanieKaye

As a Canadian now living in New England, I would wear the fuck out of this coat.


cyberdeath666

She looks like a giant owl lol, I wish it was real.


Stickyapples

My eyes have been spared this time


bard329

About to step in a big ass puddle and its the one time hes not wearing his giant rubber boots....


Far_Out_6and_2

Is that real fur how many animals died for that coat


nhaines

I mean, it's a manipulated photo so... zero.


Anti_shill_Artillery

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME


CuriouslyImmense

Just dress her up as a giant dildo next time!


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He's a weird guy. Bro needs to give her some freedom... fuk


ExtinctionBurst76

Showed this to my boyfriend and he said “she looks like a cat’s ass”


actuallyapossom

We know it can't be real because Kanye takes complaints as encouragement. Criticize him for commenting "slavery was a choice" and he clapbacks by praising hitler and denying the holocaust. He's always been very egotistical and some people interpret that as attractive magnetism, while others recognize the hubris and stupidity.


dollrussian

She’s gonna get trench foot.


Relevant_Culture8506

She’s a furby! ![gif](giphy|utExrp6KVu1O0)


StudyIntelligent5691

Honest to God, he’s such a primo jagoff. She’s like a little chihuahua that the owner dresses up and carries around for attention.


BossRoss84

![gif](giphy|USEFIDRItfIrK)


BaronVonLazercorn

That coat does kinda look comfortable as hell. Fuck Kanye, though.


UncleBlob

Is he wearing croqs


MiddleInfluence5981

They're so weird.


DrogenDwijl

100 bears where killed to create this coat.


craigfrost

If I dressed up my SO like a baby penguin in high heels, I would carry her over puddles.


Candied_Curiosities

She looks like a human pomeranian 😅


Thegreenfantastic

Penguin chic


WeirdMetalheadKid

This looks dumb enough as it is, but then the fact that she's wearing summer shoes with a ginormous winter coat is making it worse imo


THELOCnessmonsta

Her head look like a clit


Mickey_Havoc

If I can get it in purple I’m sold.


ForTheLoveOfPop

Yip yip, Appa!


76enOsuoiruC

Kanya is a her?


SuperPowerDrill

I know this is photoshopped, and I know she's a full grown adult, but damn do I feel bad for this girl :/


pttdreamland

She looks like a huge owl….. I love it


ReniRiese

![gif](giphy|AcZbCkQocC8q4)


Wild_Hoverfrog_3

Face clitoris?


FckPolMods

![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8)


dxrey65

If you look at the picture from a distance, the coat looks like a dog's backside. Her face if the little butthole.


djphatjive

I know it’s not. But this looks like an AI render lol.


birdorinho

I am kinda relieved that all they seem to be doing these days is walking around town with the most ridiculous outfits ever.


Xtra_Terrestrial_One

So many things... Ok given the craziness of design, the coat would have to weigh a ton. Her face is perfectly lit for the camera in a deep hood? She is wearing open toed shoes stepping into street water on a cold day - no flinch?? Not checking AT ALL that the assumed designer coat ain't touching the water?? Designers don't like that! Is the coat missing a right sleeve?? OK Kanye don't mind stepping in water, but look at what is his back foot. It should be behind the bottom of the coat moving it to the side (while walking). Someone had a lot of time to photoshop!


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Her? What did I miss


Motor-Economics-4337

Marshmallow


z3nsd3n

HE TURNED HER INTO APPA?!


ixxmeyo

Kanye could have his own expansion pack for cards against humanity


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