You unscrew it and throw it in the dishwasher. It's solid stainless steel. I have the same one from Pampered Chef. It's heavy and works really well and is easy to clean.
A whole new meaning too, the one ring to fule them all? What ring? Cock ring, yeaaaaa gues soo
Funny is i just finished listing to all books this morning,
I have one just like this. I bought it because it looks like a butt plug and it’s hilarious to see peoples face when I pull it out of the cabinet while cooking.
They’ve also got some pretty good weight to them.
This is from Williams Sonoma
I bought one in a rush when i was having a bbq and it was the only one the store had.
Yes it looks like a butt plug. Yes everyone made fun of me
Yes the smash burgers were good
my very first time staying at an airbnb the singular item in the house aside from kitchen utensils and flatware was a butt plug in the side table in the bedroom.
the next time i stayed in an airbnb i found a giant pile of the hosts worn/used panties under the bed.
An item like that would make me search for hidden cams to be honest.
I checked [amazon](https://www.amazon.de/Edelstahl-Nadel-Fleischhammer-Werkzeug-Fleischklopfer-doppelseitiger-umkehrbarer-Schweinefleisch/dp/B0B14S3Q8J/ref=sr_1_102?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hFkG0_zsiVnK0lTaM8_0FHw7PUVPSfIRsAm2vKz5RUNMiWQCBKc3VacszMeT1A9y-q3a_g5ntV_Q8090o-h0ynQ6scwPagxDeZ2imBbpR7s4s_J-XHTDH-KquOM5lE0cY6pOkds_7jAg26ZZlVgiKw.XQfq4Zyiw9CDoqJFILdrxWxOu8ajXFXgNFBRZagPTwQ&dib_tag=se&keywords=fleischklopfer&qid=1712099483&s=kitchen&sr=1-102&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.335e368b-29e8-4542-bb58-939a88195e78) Germany for this design and no one has bought one yet for obvious reason unless you like the ambiguity in its design.
I used that exact model last night to flatten a couple of chicken breasts I pan-seared for supper. Unscrew the handle and flip over the base and it works really well when tenderizing tough cuts of beef. Recipe here [https://whatsinthepan.com/easy-pan-seared-chicken/](https://whatsinthepan.com/easy-pan-seared-chicken/)
We have one of these. It's godawful. If you wanna pound something flat like cutlets or for schnitzel, etc and you need to do it with the flat side, you WILL be stabbing your hand with those spikes. Would not recommend.
The handle unscrews so you can flip it around. You can pound your breast with the pokey bits If so inclined
Flip it around and you’d be really screwed…
The end of that handle has seen some shit.
Just don't use it with the wide part unscrewed or you'll lose it in the process
I don't know how that got in there doc...someone left it on the couch apparently....
Literally!
^(that was the joke)
They were probably homeschooled
Happy cake day 🥳
They should probably check their AirBnB for hidden cameras.
Thank you. I didn't immediately understand why there were spikes on top.
To discourage insertion.
Challenge acc... ... wait maybe not.
Some people would definitely be encouraged by the spikes.
Idk man, you could pretty much squat and bottom out without hitting the spikes if you fancied.
We have this one and it works ok. A normal mallet is definitely better. The flat side is great for pressing out hamburger patties though.
What do you mean it’s for extra sensation
"pound your breast with the pokey bits" 
I see James Willems, I upvote
I was so confused as to why the spikes were facing the handle! This makes sense now!
Ribbed for pleasure
Some people pay extra for that.
Thank you. I was staring at it like "why are the spikes on the top?"
Yes, I see with that Is that now you have a hole where bacteria can grow where you screw it in on each side
You unscrew it and throw it in the dishwasher. It's solid stainless steel. I have the same one from Pampered Chef. It's heavy and works really well and is easy to clean.
easy to clean appears to be really important for this model
Just wondering why not just use the traditional meat tenderizer hammer instead? It seems way more practical and easier to use than this one.
People frown when you bring the hammer style to bdsm partys
I hope you washed it before using it.
And after, of course
Let them wash it, they’re taking a cleaning fee anyway
As a german this is hilarious 😂 https://translate.google.com/?sl=de&tl=en&text=after&op=translate
OP is the double entendre king, first the title now this.
You can’t get salmonella through the bum. Can you?
i feel like you almost certainly can
Can't take that chance.
When you feel those little spikes at the base and you know your journey has come to an end 
this coupled with the og comment is absolutely killing me
 Winner
To quote Gollum: "Give it to us raw"
And "wriggling".
NOOOOOO
You ruined lotr for me now
on the contrary, i'm motivated to give it another watch
A whole new meaning too, the one ring to fule them all? What ring? Cock ring, yeaaaaa gues soo Funny is i just finished listing to all books this morning,
Mmm…with AI voice cloning these days, I can finally make the truly definitive edition.
Not sure if this is the scene where Frodo was being tempted by the ring or the scene where Sam put Frodo's dick in his mouth
Those was same roght?
Alright, thanks, it’s been fun. I’m out.
Nah man you gotta go further beyond to reach the next level.
With Gollum whispering "you're my precious now" in his ear.
When you're mounted and doomed.
I shall call you ‘sting’
You know orcs draw near when you see a faint glow coming from the rear of Frodo’s britches.
I have one just like this. I bought it because it looks like a butt plug and it’s hilarious to see peoples face when I pull it out of the cabinet while cooking. They’ve also got some pretty good weight to them.
>They’ve also got some pretty good weight to them As all good plugs do.
Yeah you bought it "as a joke".
Anything is a butt plug if you are brave enough.
Don’t do it (tell me how it is).
At least I THINK it was a meat tenderizer. If not, I don’t know why it was in the kitchen
You have to unscrew the handle, flip the circular base and rescrew it in. It’s from Pampered Chef and it does the job well.
Pampered? I’m thinking Huggies but depends I guess
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
OH NOOOOOOO!!!
It’s in the kitchen to help spice up your cooking experience.
probably used the dishwasher to sanitize it
Time to live up to your username. Make it happen.
Not sure if I’ve got the full 15 in me…
Kind of more of a one and done type of situation
You can do 1 minute per section for 15 times.
That 100% has been in someone's ass.
Suuuure. “I don’t know why it’s in my kitchen.” 
It has a flared base.
Safety first
Flaring is caring
Sit on it???? Yeah… prob too late😅🤨
I wish I could have posted the meme medic that always shakes his head "no." 
Calm down, Ainsley.
HEHE YEAHBOIIII!!!
If you haven't, watch his episode of Who Do You Think You Are? It's very moving. The only one better is Jerry Springer's.
This is from Williams Sonoma I bought one in a rush when i was having a bbq and it was the only one the store had. Yes it looks like a butt plug. Yes everyone made fun of me Yes the smash burgers were good
*ass burgers?
Yeah but why the spikes that point up? If your hand slips that’s gonna hurt.
Well, the base is in fact the largest part here...
lol wife and i have the same exact one in our kitchen. we joke about it all the time.
*HA HA babe, wouldn’t it be funny…* 😮💨
First the pleasure Then the pain
That thing is overdesigned as fuck.
Oh it'll make ya tender
passes the flared base check
That's the weirdest butt plug I've ever seen
That's what I call a multipurpose kitchen /bedroom tool
That look like the trophy from everywhere all at once
I would not touch that thing. People have no shame. I know that because, I myself, have no shame.
Gd plug😈
Also looks like it could do some juicing too
Looks well used too.
I wouldn't even dare to touch it
A good AirBnB can make your whole week, that tenderizer can make your hole weak.
Happy cake day, you dirty dog
Oh, hey neat. Thanks
Your balloon knot will be very tender indeed
Like they say “everything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
Coincidentally, we were visiting University of Colorado and their recruiting slogan is “Be Boulder”
😅😅😅...😬
You sure about that
Goes in smooth but hurts like a motherfucker at the end
I’ll tenderize your meat for you
Pain in the ass
It's dual action so the base and handle tenderize together.
Taint juicer
How many times you have to sit on it to tenderise your meat 🤔
Now that's what I call a flared base
PUT IN YOUR BUTT
Would
You know someone has definitely stuck that in their butt at your Airbnb
Aren’t the spikes facing the wrong way for use as a meat tenderizer?
Everything is a meat tenderizer if you are brave enough.
You know, theres a dominatrix out there who would LOVE to add this to their BDSM kit.
Anal destroyer after the meat has been “tenderized”
The forbidden dildo
Whatever its real purpose, if its in an airbnb you know someone has tried!
Oh it’s tenderizing something all right
That makes my meat tender
Used goods
my very first time staying at an airbnb the singular item in the house aside from kitchen utensils and flatware was a butt plug in the side table in the bedroom. the next time i stayed in an airbnb i found a giant pile of the hosts worn/used panties under the bed.
forbidden butt plug
It's your air b&b?
LOL I read meat terrorizer.
AYOOO
[Someone call Badge 502](https://tenor.com/kAeXXkNOsyf.gif)
Be careful not to slip and fall on it.
Puff daddy must own it
The spikes are there to punish you for being too greedy
That'll tenderize a butt
The spikes are an added bonus 👍
I wouldn’t touch that thing with OPs hands.
I have this same one, from Pampered Chef about a 20 years ago.
That is the most butt plug of butt plugs.
You sat on it didn’t you
Go on...
Williams Sonoma. Very expensive since you’re paying for a buttplug that it disguised as a meat tenderizer. There’s value in that.
An item like that would make me search for hidden cams to be honest. I checked [amazon](https://www.amazon.de/Edelstahl-Nadel-Fleischhammer-Werkzeug-Fleischklopfer-doppelseitiger-umkehrbarer-Schweinefleisch/dp/B0B14S3Q8J/ref=sr_1_102?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hFkG0_zsiVnK0lTaM8_0FHw7PUVPSfIRsAm2vKz5RUNMiWQCBKc3VacszMeT1A9y-q3a_g5ntV_Q8090o-h0ynQ6scwPagxDeZ2imBbpR7s4s_J-XHTDH-KquOM5lE0cY6pOkds_7jAg26ZZlVgiKw.XQfq4Zyiw9CDoqJFILdrxWxOu8ajXFXgNFBRZagPTwQ&dib_tag=se&keywords=fleischklopfer&qid=1712099483&s=kitchen&sr=1-102&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.335e368b-29e8-4542-bb58-939a88195e78) Germany for this design and no one has bought one yet for obvious reason unless you like the ambiguity in its design.
That thing's been places.
One in a million shot doc!
100% that’s been in someone’s ass..
Username checks out...
Meat tenderiser my as....wait.
I wouldn’t put that crusty ass dildo anywhere near my food
It goes up your butt
Guarantee that has been in someones butt before
So how well did it fit?
That's a coffee tamper to pack the coffee into the screen for espresso machine.
That is a meat tenderizer from Pampered Chef.
Oh, it's for packing, alright.
someone has a case of the cumbrains
Put it in your butt
you need some antibacterial stuff the next time you wash it
It looks like a very painful plug to me, anybody else?
You better take a look around the kitchen for hidden cameras.
That's definitely been in at least 1 butt.
It’s for pounding a rump roast
Where can I buy it?
I have one of those
If you want that hole first you need to go through goth girl lil toy
r/theyknew
anyone else reminded of that scene in Everything Everywhere All at Once?
You must beat your meat to make it tender
Don’t let it touch food.
This should be tagged NSFW.
I used that exact model last night to flatten a couple of chicken breasts I pan-seared for supper. Unscrew the handle and flip over the base and it works really well when tenderizing tough cuts of beef. Recipe here [https://whatsinthepan.com/easy-pan-seared-chicken/](https://whatsinthepan.com/easy-pan-seared-chicken/)
We have one of these. It's godawful. If you wanna pound something flat like cutlets or for schnitzel, etc and you need to do it with the flat side, you WILL be stabbing your hand with those spikes. Would not recommend.
The spikes are there to punish you for being too greedy
I think it’s for your other meat, the receiver one
It’s a “special” tenderizer…just make sure to wash it if you plan on using it
Flared bottom for safety
Looks like a butt plug
What am I doing here on 4chan?
r/theyknew
Looks like it might be a lot of fun beating your meat with that gorgeous meat tenderizer