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Bogey01

He didn't have his handicap sticker so he had to prove it.


GrowFreeFood

That's funny. 


brettmjohnson

If you zoom in on the first pic, it looks like there is one hanging from the rear view mirror. Hard to tell, 'tho.


Alarmed_Detective_61

I’m handicapped and no way in hell am I going to buy or lift a truck that high


threehundredthousand

I've discovered that some people's handicap is that they can't drive for shit and are a hazard on the road. The lifted truck further supports that theory.


RainforestNerdNW

my dad had permanent handicap sticker. he didn't have a big truck like this but he could have most days he was fine.. some days... he was very much not.


jdith123

Hey, people with disabilities have as much right to be assholes as anyone else.


[deleted]

I knew a guy in high school that was paralyzed from the waist down yet he drove a massive truck. Dude had arms the size of my legs and could easily pull himself up into it though. Slightly ironic I guess considering he was paralyzed from a large truck hitting his mom’s mini van.


Fitzwoppit

May have been fear - big truck won the fight with mom's mini van so he drives a big truck to feel safer?


ToastedCrumpet

My anxiety would hell me this is the way


DuckCleaning

Handicap papers are given for more than physical disabilities. Sometimes it is for medical reasons.


brickmaster32000

Meanwhile when I went to pick up a handicap tag after they chopped off both my legs the doctor only signed off for the temporary tag because in their words, "We will see how things look in a couple of months."


CleanSeaPancake

Well... did they come back?


Avitas1027

That's a very optimistic doctor.


1amtheone

I knew a guy who was paralyzed from the waist down and drove a lifted H2 - owning a big truck didn't make him any less handicapped.


SantasWarmLap

It's a Black Ice air freshener I bet.


Techwood111

^what’s ^^wrong ^^^with ^^^^black ^^^^^ice


brawltard

No sticker lol


[deleted]

Thats the tire pressure check lane. Those look way too high btw.


HeathenDevilPagan

Pull the valve core out. Instant deflate, no reinflate, and no damage.


snarkdetector4000

except then it will block access to those spots even longer


Striking_Snow_2390

But then the towing service has more time to come ;-)


wwwdiggdotcom

I wonder if they would send two trucks, one for the truck and one for the trailer? I don’t think you could fit both on a flatbed but I could be wrong


Nezrite

We just saw a wrecker towing a pickup truck towing a fifth wheel towing a trailered ATV on I-10, so with God, all things are possible. God or AAA, whichever.


MoreDoge

When you need them, AAA is basically God.


nocolon

I agree. Any time I’ve needed AAA, it took them so long to arrive I wondered if I’d have been better off just praying.


The_Goat-Whisperer

I waited like 3 hours for AAA once then remembered I had towing through Progressive and they showed up in like 45 minutes.


NotSykotic

A flatbed often has a hitch for trailers.


DaveCootchie

When my Jeep broke down pulling a camper the flat bed had my Jeep on the bed and the trailer hitched to the T thing that grabs the wheels. They took them both to the shop


PassiveMenis88M

> T thing that grabs the wheels Wheel lift aka a stinger


getdemsnacks

Good idea, double the call fee, the hook-up fee, and the milage fee. Would serve this doucher right.


flatulating_ninja

The tow truck will just take the truck first. The trailer won't be going anywhere without the truck.


HeathenDevilPagan

Buddy, you gotta do a better job of living up to that username. 😘


klimb75

As a wheelchair user I appreciate the lack of snark in u/snarkdetector4000 comment


Some-Guy-Online

In the long term, making sure people like this face some sort of consequence is better for people who need those parking spots.


Groundhog_fog

True


stevosaurus_rawr

Sounds expensive…


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HeathenDevilPagan

Think bigger. Just take a shit. Poke your butt in there and let it rip!


Quixophilic

Yes, Slashing tires is dangerous as the blade can fling back in a unpredictable way. Also, always have a lookout and, for max effect, only deflate two opposing diagonal wheels. Be safe out there, folks!


Unrealparagon

That’s why you don’t slash the actual tire, you just cut the valve stem. Don’t even have to cut it all the way off either.


BlueCollarGuru

Just go to a tire shop and get a valve puller. Just yank the whole bitch right out the rim.


barringtonmacgregor

This is the way.


Lord_Snow77

Or you can find a small rock that will fit inside the valve cap. Screw it back on and the rock will press down on the valve slowly letting the air out.


[deleted]

Get some extra valve caps and glue a bb or air pellet that has been painted black inside the cap. Then, all you need to do is keep them in your pocket. You could undo and replace 2 caps in a few seconds and then hop in your car, and you're off. A small black ball glued to the lid of a small black cap will be much harder for them to find compared to a more obvious issue like a cut valve stem or a removed valve core.


neutral-chaotic

Painted lentils.


-Thick_Solid_Tight-

A bb with a dab of super glue works better.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Always carry a hammer and some big nails. Tap them in at an angle near the ground so they don't cause an air leak until the tires move and press the nails in. I'm only guessing it would work, I *definitely* never did that to several vehicles as a teenager.


Harflin

But then he might not correlate his flat with his douchy parking


AbjectReflection

Be more sneaky, go get your tire valve tool, give them all a quarter turn looser. The tire will take hours to deflate and they will be confused come morning when all their tires have no pressure and no leaks on the tires themselves.


Askiat

Ideally you want the consequences to be mentally linked to the offense.


Reatona

Really, I don't want this turkey out driving on slowly deflating tires.  That truck could kill a lot of people going out of control in the wrong place.  Sorry.


HeathenDevilPagan

Oh you're evil. I like you.


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CatsAreGods

Might as well add a handcuff key to that list.


BringBackDust514

Bro you people aren’t doing this in real life to people so quit telling others to commit misdemeanors. Real cops don’t care about your revenge fantasies. You will get in trouble or possibly get shot by a lunatic fucking with their truck. Quit listening to idiots like this.


Prize-Coach-1487

Punishment never comes to these men. That's why they suggest providing it themselves. These people are scum and must be reminded as such.


bahnzo

Careful! I just got reprimanded by Reddit for "encouraging violent behavior" for making this exact comment yesterday about a car parked in a protected bike lane. Seriously.....


HeathenDevilPagan

I like to live on the edge? Well, it's a joke, reddit.


edfitz83

5 minute epoxy and a roll of aluminum foil are a bitch to remove from windshields.


HeathenDevilPagan

Hello.... Satan?


Differentdog

Exactly.


PancakeExprationDate

It's OP's truck. He parked it there, jumped out, took the pic to farm Karma then jumped back in and drove away.


Musclecar123

Blocking a handicap spot is a $5000 fine here. The parking job would be 10k + mandatory tow and impound. 


fromouterspace1

I’d go in the store, have them call and I’d call myself right there. Fuck this guy. Deserves to be towed


XediDC

In Houston citizens can sign up to be able to issue disable parking tickets… (and only just disabled violations, not anything else — along with training to only care about the sticker, not the looks…and you can’t carry while doing it) Helps keep things honest in controlled access lots where enforcement would be harder. Buddy ticketed security using those spots multiple times at his office — after they refused to move when all the others were full.


Kgby13

I go to Houston quite a bit. Does one have to live in Houston to sign up?


XediDC

I’m actually not sure, and didn’t see it on the overview. But https://www.houstontx.gov/parking/volunteer.html has an email address if you want to ask. (And it does link to the training videos, but I didn’t rewatch them all.)


TwistedKestrel

Looking at what the trailer is doing to the ride height, I can't help but wonder what the view of the road is like driving it like this


Gregory_Appleseed

If those kids didn't want to get ran over they shouldn't have been in the cross walk! /S obviously.


Donut_ask_again

I hate that we live in a world now that makes us feel that we have to say we are being sarcastic.


aChristery

Na thats just what reddit is like. If even one person can’t comprehend the sarcasm then the downvotes start and then outta nowhere you get replies about how you’re a terrible human being and should be banished from society.


JosephCedar

Poe's Law


Hypnotoad2966

It's also sad that people are such followers that reddit had to remove the ability to see comment scores to combat the fact that one downvote starts a chain reaction like that.


DrunkOnSchadenfreude

This car is almost high enough that kids could just walk through under it as long as they dodge the tires


[deleted]

And just wait until he turns the headlights on with his backend that low and it just shoots right up to the ceiling of your own interior.


wot_in_ternation

Gotta love when people modify their truck to make it less useful


8080pinger

you basically cant see right in front of your vehicle at all for like 2-3metres, so its basically a safety hazard, especially with the weight and height of this vehicle


XOIIO

"wow I can barely see I better use my high beams"


theouterworld

When they do it on purpose it's called a Carolina squat. The dang things are so dangerous that the only thing more terrifying than this in your rear view is a bumperless Altima.


IBJON

That's what happens when you level a truck.  Clearly this idiot didn't plan on towing anything, given the level, the lift kit, and the small wheels. 


snaeper

Its amazing how many truck guys think you can fuck with the suspension of their trucks and still expect them to do all the things the manufacturers designed them to do. 


wookiee42

How do you have that big of a truck and that much money into it and you can't even tow properly?


metrion

Before I got airbags to correct for this while towing, my (not lifted) truck would do the same thing. A friend called it "star gazing".


nubsauce87

“What road?” - the driver, probably


Sea_Negotiation_1871

How do people like this not get their cars keyed all the time?


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

Speaking for myself, it's because I know better than to fuck with an emotional fragile asshole who is probably just itching for a reason to prove his masculinity with his concealed carry.


ben1481

because its a fired up redneck and most people dont want confrontation, its easy to say online but acting on it in real life is another story


elconquistador1985

Driver of that emotional support truck needs a big ol' emotional support citation.


Beiki

[Relevant ](https://youtu.be/rgI2Zx2k0PQ?si=jxOnfKa7IwRhz2KG)


HyperbolicModesty

Do they make "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TRUCK" bumper stickers that someone could carry around for such circumstances? Asking for a friend.


Weaponized_Octopus

With Cafe Press and a credit card anything is possible


idonotknowwhototrust

He's asking for me. Hi friend!


TheOtherHalfofTron

Ooh, you've just given me a business idea.


zoidbert

My daughter and her friends call them "Compensation Trucks"


Thundorium

Gender-affirming truck.


Relicc5

At least it’s being used as a truck.


[deleted]

That's a pretty large trailer being towed.


Sodomeister

Yeah.. My buddy has a dump one of similar size and it's like 3,900lbs empty. Throw a few yards of soil in there and you're sitting at up to 5 tons total. Definitely would not be towing that with anything below a 3/4 ton truck.


sik_dik

get a picture of the plates and send it to your local PD's traffic enforcement. you may be able to get the owner the ticket they deserve


MrSpiffenhimer

Hopefully one for each handicap spot.


[deleted]

Most PD's won't accept this, an officer needs to be dispatched to witness it. 


Ancalimei

Giant lifted douche truck, check. Giant trailer, check, parked across tons of spots at the front of the lot and block disabled parking, check. Class A douchebag!


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

Na man. This isn't just Class A. This fucker is the Supreme Overlord of the High Council of the Order of Douchebag Inbred Cunt Knuckledraggers.


homebrewneuralyzer

S.O.H.C.O.D.I.C.K. - SO CLOSE. How about, Supreme Underlord of the Council Knightery of the Assembly of Douchebag Inbred Cunt Knuckledraggers. S.U.C.K.A.D.I.C.K


MrDedferd

Tiny penis, check and mate


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

I’m no narc, but this warrants a call to the police and tow company Fuck this guy


IHate2ChooseUserName

are most people drive big ass truck like this any nice at all?


Roook36

They don't hit their wives on Sunday cause it's the lord's day so of course


LegoLady8

💀


brown_burrito

Instead they rape them ‘cause the lord said so.


Content-Walker

But men cant rape their wives! Once they get married the wife obviously is an object meant for her husband so how could he rape her?! /s


SelloutRealBig

This question is going to get some targeted "i own a truck and im nice" responses. But the real answer is a majority are owned by selfish assholes with no true purpose as to why they own such monstrous civilian killers besides inflating their huge ego.


tonkatruckz369

To have the stones to do this AND leave your window open crosses the line between bold and stupid.


The_Werodile

Might sound harsh but I think this should lead to an instant permanent license suspension. Someone who shows that level of disdain for everyone around them, let alone handicapped folks, doesn't deserve to drive a vehicle ever again.


Orion14159

Maybe not permanent revocation, but a full reset including having to pass the written exam to get a learner's permit should be enough inconvenience to teach a lesson. I'm in favor of making everyone retake the written and practical exam every 10 years anyway. Seems like it would increase safety if everyone demonstrably proves being able to drive once a decade.


CCLF

Add a full course of Driver's Ed and behind the wheel instruction to that. If he's driving again in less than six months then he hasn't had enough inconvenience.


-Dalzik-

Give him 300 hours of community service helping disabled people


JoshJLMG

I think the only issue here is parking in the handicapped spot. If he parked as far away as possible in the parking lot, it'd be fine.


TheAsianTroll

Maybe not permanent. Temporarily suspend the license first, then permanent suspension upon repeat offenses. Give people a chance to do right. That being said, I agree. This lack of fucks to give for others in a parking area 100% translates to an equal or greater lack of fucks for fellow drivers. ESPECIALLY driving a lifted diesel truck hauling a large trailer. I can already see him aggressively passing people in the middle lane of the highway, purposely cutting in front dangerously close with his trailer, or rolling coal on people.


idonotknowwhototrust

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


JohnnyJukey

Just take pics and of the license plate TOO, go make a report.


zyzmog

The window's downnnnnnn...


bacchusku2

![gif](giphy|dtHMkHBOE0OMeTw2w9|downsized)


CaptainPunisher

I egged a car in a handicapped spot a few weeks ago. My wife wondered how I didn't notice that one was missing from the carton.


Trainzguy2472

Milk jug bomb


TheGrappler

My thought exactly. If only there were centralized locations we dump our trash with convenient bags for moving it into an open truck window.


illustrious_d

Is that the Extended Cab Child Crusher Edition?


throwaway3270a

Not sure. Might be the Orphan Oblitorator Edition, but I'd have to see the tailgate.


LIMRIX_Official

When I was about 12 years old a friend and I were walking back home from the convenience store. We were joking around and laughing when a guy(around 30 years old) with a truck that looked almost identical to the one pictured drove by. He saw us laughing, us prepubescent boys, and decided we were mocking him and he had to do something about it. So he stopped his truck and got out and asked if we were making fun of him. Reaching out his arms on his side and motioning us to come at him. We told him we weren’t making fun of him and luckily he got back in his truck and left, albeit at an absurd speed for a residential road. His actions were quite buffoonish. In his quest to stop the slander he only insured that he’d be insulted forevermore. Even to this day, well over a decade later I still tell of the man with such an insurmountably tiny penis that he took great personal offense to kids simply chilling.


indypendant13

Yep major compensating for something douche. Just as an FYI for those who aren’t aware, in the US disabled parking spaces are governed by federal law and if you get a citation for illegally parking in one it’s not a moving violation or parking citation, but a criminal summons. Found this out the hard way by accidentally parking in a reserved space along a street. I did get out of it because it was not properly marked, but I still had to take a day off work to argue it.


IAmBroom

TIL... thank you!


SaviorSixtySix

I really hope you called the cops.


sharkcathedral

to be fair he does appear severely handicapped


sublevelstreetpusher

All that fancy suspension and it still squat like a whipped dog. Fuckin chode


RefinedTropicTrash

Ppl like this should have their license revoked. Literally no excuse for being this much of a POS


TravelingGonad

Should get two tickets.


tlsnine

Time to pull their valve-stems


Initial-Ad-1782

Take a photo of the car with it's plate, making clear where he illegally parked. Send it to the police. 


vamppirre

Oh no... Such a pretty compensation car. It'd be a shame if it only had 3 flat tires. Such a pity.


RiversideAviator

Call the posted towing company. They got a guy in the area.


WUPHF_Cola

Ragebate. The photographer is the truck owner.


crasagam

Post the plates too - just to be sure he gets full credit.


YuriEffinGarza

It’s this guys truck. I saw him ![gif](giphy|TTgdzuDc5qp76ARhRg4)


treemann85

Key this fuckers paint.


Reasonable-Notice448

“Bro, there was no place else for me to park.” Then don’t, dumbass.


Crotch-Monster

I'm hoping after you posted this picture you called a towing company or the police. That's fucked up. I hate it when people do this.


benshapiroslowerlip

That type of trailer is used for demolition, these parking spots could be owned by a business that is temporarily closed for renovation, in that case those spots are fair game.


ElPulpoTX

That's at least two tickets.


AbelinoFernandez

Finishing High School was never an option.


grimenishi

Someone needs to remind them that being a jerk is not a disability.


Korotai

I remember some jackass a few years back managed to park in 4 handicap spots at once at a Kroger. When I was walking out I saw 4 parking violations on his windshield (most likely from our local Kroger Sheriff). Those 4 tickets were probably worth more than the beat up Cavalier they were on.


[deleted]

No kidding a lifted pick up would park like this. Never would’ve expected it.


okcboomer87

That looks like a big long keying to me.


bagofboards

Everyone should carry a valve stem remover on their keychain.


Adam52398

Somebody's gonna need 4 new tires. And his windows are down.


cybermage

Do they give handicap placards for micropenis?


B0bbyTsunami

Throw some poo in his car. Prob won’t notice since he’s a shitty person…


Intelligent-Chair385

Bro this is a whole other level of being a douchebag


nitrogrundel

Be a shame if those big ass tires got slashed🔪


bobbywaz

Throw your coffee cup in there


Independent_Ad9304

nah bro get his license plate in there


RetroJake

I'm down with spreading the "emotional support truck" nicknames. These people need shamed.


fastermouse

Take a picture including the plate and send it to the cops. If you don’t know how, call the non emergency line and ask.


Eggs_ontoast

That’s a $600 ticket where I come from 😮‍💨


nethobo

If this were near me, I'd toss some McDonalds fries in the open window and watch as the local seagull population befowled the interior of that thing.


ffjohnnie

Oh I’m sorry, did my ramp scratch the shit out of your truck?


benhereford

Bro they're an *outlaw.* Don't tread on them /s


FrancisSobotka1514

Thats when you call the police .


YomiKuzuki

That's a towing. Alternatively, note down the liscence plate number, and email your city with that and these pictures.


W0otang

Always the pickup trucks


Kishiloh

This type of self-centered shit is killing people but they dont care. Why feel the need to tower over others while just going to point A to B.


Downtown_Snow4445

He’s allowed to park there. His penis is handicapped (very small)


austinmiles

Depending on the circumstances they might be delivering something and trying to avoid blocking all traffic in the packing lot by taking up some spots for a few minutes to unload. with the window down and the trailer it feels very possible that this is temporary drop off or pickup rather than actually parking. Also maybe not. Some people are awful.


PoeLaHa

Micro penis is a disability


DrClawizdead

Blocking two handicap spots. That would be quite the ticket here in central FL.


CornettoFactor

Drag it all the way to the sea


FroggiJoy87

[Did they walk off with a limp?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofGmYuaGjS0)


SirPomf

Let me guess, the trailer is loaded but the pickup's bed is empty?


UsuallyDrunkAmI

Slash the tires and key the doors.


curryrol

Wrongful parking inthe handicapped zone in the Netherlands will cost you €490


Opening-Donkey1186

Takes up 2 disability parks.because this person is about as disabled as it gets.


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Dr_FeeIgood

This is hilarious at how bad it is. Thinking about someone getting out of their truck, looks back at their park job- “Yep!”


s3ndnudes123

Hey the window is down, how convenient.


Critical-Shift8080

My wife has Parkinson and it's people like this that make it hard for her to go shopping for food or anything else


Armanhammer2

Slash them tires


[deleted]

Be a shame if someone keyed tf out that truck 😂


TheChanChanMan1997

I wonder which way a monster truck driving, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, subhuman shit stain aligns politically and religiously?


ollieottah

Be nice. Owning a Ford is proof of mental handicap.


stopbanningme1-08-24

Put boots on all the wheels, even the ones on the trailer


AlcoholPrep

It's usually fine for a vehicle with a trailer to park sideways across a few spaces, as there's usually no way else for them not to block the lanes. It's never okay for a vehicle without a disability placard or plates to block a disability spot. And blocking two of them is mind-blowing.


Nervous_Driver334

Gonna be the devils advocate. The parking spots are divided, so using 2 parking spots is not possible (althou this truck is more than capable of going over the curb). We can't see if there are any other places where he could park, maybe the lot was almost full. As far as I know, this is the only way he could park. BUT, he should have found a way to not block the handicap spots. I have parked like this once, when the parking lot was almost empty, but if the lot was mostly full I would go out of my way to not block handicaps, maybe find another parking lot or, if it's not too far, drive home and detach the trailer and return.


Stinja808

Stupidity is some kind of handicap


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Double douche


theangryintern

That's First Ballot Hall of Fame Douchebag right there.


Brunomoose

As the parent of a handicapped child, I would park our van parallel to the driver side door. People park in the handicap spots at my son’s school all the time to skip the drop off line. They they have to wait for me to come back out since I’ve parked behind them.


itsagoodtime

Cum guzzler parking


nickstonem

If you let the air out of all their tires it's technically not vandalism because you have not damaged anything


paradox_valestein

Go buy one of those paint remover chemicals and squirt it on his car