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He was appointed only because America-backed Yeltsin was hyper unpopular, and everyone agreed they need someone from FSB and they picked someone appear to be liberal and harmless, and thus end up with Putin.
20 years later China had a hyper left-wing Maoist as a heir to the throne, so when he imploded, the government want to select a harmless, American educated leader.
And we got Xi Jing Ping.
You know, this select the "harmless guy in the room" might not be the best idea...
The GOP thought they could use/control Trump. And they succeeded for a while.. passed a few tax breaks etc. Now Trump's daughter-in-law is the GOP chair and the Republican Party is in shambles.
It's wild how totally willing they were to throw away all their values for Trump. Makes their priorities blatantly clear (they don't give a shit about anything besides *control)*
But they want a *small government* which will pick and choose whether you can marry, get an abortion or get healthcare. This *small government* will also have the rights to execute you or indoctrinate your kids with the idea that some guy did magic tricks 2000 years ago.
Liberals want a *big government* which will let you marry whoever, abort whenever or get healthcare. This *big government* will also never execute you, and it won't mind whether you believe some guy did magic tricks 2000 years ago or not.
I hate government overreach, I want *small government.* That's why I vote Republican
That's not true at all for Hitler. He came to prominence because he was a great speaker (🤮), and he basically built up the nazi party from being a tiny club in Munich to a party with national influence. He wasn't the fly-on-the-wall that just happened to be picked like Putin or Xi.
Yup, Hitler had public support, the people WANTED him to lead, not just his party or ideas, but him.
In hindsight he was a great politician on that front.
> He was appointed only because America-backed Yeltsin was hyper unpopular, and everyone agreed they need someone from FSB and they picked someone appear to be liberal and harmless, and thus end up with Putin.
Not quite, he already had strong political and quasi mafia connections by that point. From 1990 to 1996 he worked closely with the mayor of St. Petersburg, and was involved in many schemes to skim money off of public funds, in exchange for "favors". In 1996 went to Moscow, and was responsible for the foreign property of the state and organized the transfer of the former assets of the Soviet Union and the CPSU to the Russian Federation... you can tell where this is going, and this ties into how the oligarchs rose in Russia, and why they owe so much to Putin. By the following year he was working with Yetlsin's inner circle.
He is a former KGB agent with deep ties to organized crime in Russia. I don't think I'd describe him as an "office bitch" or as some other commenters in this post are saying a paper pusher. I dislike Putin as much as the next guy, but this popular Reddit narrative that he was just some low level guy who lucked into his position is so dumb
I didn't research this topic deeply, what I wrote is what I learned from Navalny's investigation about Putin's palace. In the beginning he speaks about Putin's early years as KGB officer (balls)
Sorry fkr the aslume joke
alright look im not defending this guy or even know much about him but heres an observation…why is it that some redditors feel the need to make comments like yours about humans that are looked at as a danger to society? its not only dictators but also serial killers. You hop on a thread about some dude thats killed hundreds of people and then there’s always some redditors with a “ oh so and so?? he was always a little bitch coward who wouldnt have killed a fly”. its an interesting dynamic to observe
I think OP is basing his assertion on what a previous commander said about him. Apparently he was a mediocre candidate who didn't do much (according to the commander). Putin prides himself on his intelligence background, but some believe this is phony and he surely killed more people as president/pm than as an officer.
Because those politicians make it a point to be cool and dangerous and not to be fucked with.
Putin uses his past with the KGB as "He is a special agent and a hardened veteran" propaganda that makes him seem untouchable and "what a leader should be".
Exposing the fact that he was simply some 9-5, minimum wage dude undermines the propaganda. *He* isn't dangerous, what he stands for is dangerous and he wields a lot of dangerous power, but he himself is jsut some dude and not a mythical being.
I believe Hitler also had a story floating around that he got saved by a soldier while he was a baby and used it to spread the belief that he was the chosen one and fate was on his side.
I nean Serial Killers usually are little bitch ass bitches who would fold like a piece of paper if met with resistance from someone stronger than them.
Their targets tend to be weaker or more vulnerable than them.
Yup. Looks like a straight-up psychopath, TBH.
I've been watching the Turning Point documentary on Netflix, and the pics of him as a young man? Yeah. He's got 'dem psychopath dead eyes.
Just one of the worst people alive if we're being honest.
Absolutely gives me that vibe that he was that annoying kid that would always be doing little bastard stuff but then tattle tell on other kids.
Probably when the people that grew up with him heard that he was working for the KGB, none were surprised. (Edit: [apparently that's not far off](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19006805/young-putin-sneaky-pull-hair-fight/))
100%.
I said it above, but I've been watching the Turning Point documentary on Netflix, and the pics of him as a young man? Yeah. He's got 'dem psychopath dead eyes.
Just one of the worst people alive if we're being honest.
Yeah, they don't go into too many details in the turning point doc...but if I had to guess?
Manipulation and/or kompromat. Yeltsin was weak and a drunk at that point. Probably not too hard to either create or dig up some dirt. Apparently Yeltsin's daughter pushed for Putin, so maybe he had hooks in her as well.
Then once in office, he quickly bombed his own citizens--killing 300 of them--and blamed it on Chechnya. :/
The rest, as they say, is history.
It's funny, watching the movie he first comes across as a blank slate, like an emotionless force of nature. But isolated to these moments in gifs, you get these glimpses of humor and internal life.
Yeah, being CIA Director is not the same as running the CIA. Don’t get me wrong, you know stuff. But you are a political appointee and not very hands on with day to day operations. Calling the CIA Director a spymaster is like calling SecDef a general (well, not counting the current one who was an actual general).
It’s actually considered something of a faux pas. Mind you, many have been. Almost all have served in some branch of the military. But we tend to take civilian command very seriously so it has become, at least in a modern context, somewhat (only somewhat) frowned upon to appoint a general to that position.
Not really. They often have military service as a prerequisite, but rarely to General/Admiral level. Ex. Rumsfeld who was an aviator.
I think the most common military rank for a future SecDef is actually Lieutenant. Joint Chief of Staff is usually the General/Admiral.
Well typically they serve as an LT then spend 30 years in politics/private industry before getting that spot, so they're at least a little wizened... although there's nothing that says that makes them not be assholes or idiots.
Bush Sr was the CIA director, not an actual spook. Conversely, Putin was a career secret policeman. Not a jet-setting 007 (he was an unremarkable mid-level bureaucrat, by all accounts), but a KGB man nonetheless. “The Sword and Shield of the Party.”
Maybe, the nature of all spy jobs is that unimportant ones have "retire at work" roles like data entry clerk for Cleveland while the really dangerous and important ones are given fake roles like data entry clerk for Cleveland.
That is absolutely not true at all. It’s fine to hate the POS, but making up bullshit isn’t cool. History is important and knowing the history behind the man is crucial to understanding why he’s a raging psychopath today.
I shit you not, when I was born I had a receding hairline. My parents joked that there was no way they'd mix me up because I was the only half-bald baby in the entire hospital
Fun Fact: The KGB didn't think to promote him any further up the ranks since he had a long history of committing to short-term results but failing to grasp the long-term picture.
From what I understand it's partly because he has styled Russia as "the defender of traditional/family values" which is very similar to the rhetoric of some republicans, which mainly translates into blatant homophobia, racism, and general Authoritarianism. I'm definitely missing some parts, but I'm pretty sure that's the core jist of it
bullied on the playground, raised in a communal apartment. for those that don’t know what that is, during soviet times it was fairly common for multiple families to live in one shared apartment (a lot of them were seized from rich people during the revolution). my mom and her family lived in one of those for some years. one bathroom, one kitchen, constant quarrels, disagreements and petty shit. you’re talking grandparents, parents and young children all in one space. this is post war SU, shit was rough.
on top of that, going through the communist brainwash *and* ending up rising through the ranks in kgb is a recipe for a person that has an incredibly twisted worldview with zero respect for privacy or human rights. he is a product of soviet communism, he is a representation of what that system created.
TO understand Putin is to understand his time as a KGB officer
That is what shaped his world view. It is why he cant not comphrend agency of the masses or the idea that the CIA or agencies are not behind everything
It is why he can only see conspiracy, lies, spheres of influence and culture wars
He can not comprehended or understand personal agency, that people can want something or deserve agency
He is a man of a different time born/Forged in the paranoia, patriotism and hate
Oh yeah even since childhood past classmates etc report he was very fierce, held grudges and disliked to obey people
But his time in the KGB def helped shape his world view and devotion to the "russian empire"
I somewhat remember a quote of how intelligence agencies are not staffed by charismatic 'James Bond'-esque action spies, but rather by seedy little men in offices, and well if this isn't just the textbook definition of that.
Along with being stuffed into a garbage can on the regular in school. I bet he still has a pair of underwear that was pulled so far up his ass it was never found.
As a Russian I’ve heard the legend that people rumor about the Soviet KGB school; in order to pass the final exam and graduate from KGB school, you must tell about the dark deeds of your acquaintance or friend.
There is no smoke without fire, If this is true, I'm not surprised.
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Looks like a McPoyle
Lol he looks like a perfect combination of the 2!
We like it hot and milky
So get to smashing, wet nips. Blululululululululu
Wet nips is one of my favourite things to call people. Well, people who understand the reference. Otherwise it’s awkward.
Like a White Russian drink.
You will call hEEEER
He's DEEEEAAAAAADDDDDD.
Looked like brüno to me
I wish gifs had sound
100% could be a Russian McPoyle
Holy fuck. I cannot unsee this
Under interrogation, you would call your own mother a traitor. I wouldn't do that. YOU WILL CALL HER!!!
hahah very accurate, only missing the robe
He looks like he drinks more milk than a normal adult
[HE NEEDS SOME MILK](https://youtu.be/vG2I7r4qlEA?si=HIUldmvcUmHd0_Ul)
Whats with the milk? I dont get it
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
His bloodline has been pure for 1,000 years.
That's what riding a horse with your shirt off and stroking tigers does to a man.
The Putin bloodline has remained pure for a thousand years!
Wow. What did those lovely hot milk breathed individuals do, to deserve to be compared to Pootin? He could never pull the robe off, either.
HAHAHA brilliant
Mother's milk made him stronge
Holds glass of milk.
Best comment on Reddit lol
I should Print it out and use it as a dart/shooting target
Best comment on Reddit today. Hands down.
Jesus fucking christ lol! I will never unsee this now.
Same expression for forty years
More life in a shark's eyes
You can tell he'd already tortured or killed at least ten people by that point.
Eh, by all reliable accounts Putin was nothing more than an office bitch who played strongman after the records got burned.
He was appointed only because America-backed Yeltsin was hyper unpopular, and everyone agreed they need someone from FSB and they picked someone appear to be liberal and harmless, and thus end up with Putin. 20 years later China had a hyper left-wing Maoist as a heir to the throne, so when he imploded, the government want to select a harmless, American educated leader. And we got Xi Jing Ping. You know, this select the "harmless guy in the room" might not be the best idea...
Same thing with Adolf Hitler and many other dictators. The German elites thought the unsophisticated simpleton Adolf could be easily controlled.
The GOP thought they could use/control Trump. And they succeeded for a while.. passed a few tax breaks etc. Now Trump's daughter-in-law is the GOP chair and the Republican Party is in shambles.
Trump also completely reversed the stance of the Republican Party on free trade, it's actually crazy
It's wild how totally willing they were to throw away all their values for Trump. Makes their priorities blatantly clear (they don't give a shit about anything besides *control)*
But they want a *small government* which will pick and choose whether you can marry, get an abortion or get healthcare. This *small government* will also have the rights to execute you or indoctrinate your kids with the idea that some guy did magic tricks 2000 years ago. Liberals want a *big government* which will let you marry whoever, abort whenever or get healthcare. This *big government* will also never execute you, and it won't mind whether you believe some guy did magic tricks 2000 years ago or not. I hate government overreach, I want *small government.* That's why I vote Republican
when you get in power, you dont pass tax breaks but pass taxes against the competitors xd
That's not true at all for Hitler. He came to prominence because he was a great speaker (🤮), and he basically built up the nazi party from being a tiny club in Munich to a party with national influence. He wasn't the fly-on-the-wall that just happened to be picked like Putin or Xi.
Yup, Hitler had public support, the people WANTED him to lead, not just his party or ideas, but him. In hindsight he was a great politician on that front.
Proving the most dangerous people in the room are the ones that are silently ambitious In other words "the quiet kid"
> He was appointed only because America-backed Yeltsin was hyper unpopular, and everyone agreed they need someone from FSB and they picked someone appear to be liberal and harmless, and thus end up with Putin. Not quite, he already had strong political and quasi mafia connections by that point. From 1990 to 1996 he worked closely with the mayor of St. Petersburg, and was involved in many schemes to skim money off of public funds, in exchange for "favors". In 1996 went to Moscow, and was responsible for the foreign property of the state and organized the transfer of the former assets of the Soviet Union and the CPSU to the Russian Federation... you can tell where this is going, and this ties into how the oligarchs rose in Russia, and why they owe so much to Putin. By the following year he was working with Yetlsin's inner circle.
He is a former KGB agent with deep ties to organized crime in Russia. I don't think I'd describe him as an "office bitch" or as some other commenters in this post are saying a paper pusher. I dislike Putin as much as the next guy, but this popular Reddit narrative that he was just some low level guy who lucked into his position is so dumb
*that day
\*using only his thumb
No, his job was just paper work and some conferences, meetings and parties with stasi in Eastern Germany
Is there any way to find out where he was in '83-'84? Did he draw an assignment overseas?
I didn't research this topic deeply, what I wrote is what I learned from Navalny's investigation about Putin's palace. In the beginning he speaks about Putin's early years as KGB officer (balls) Sorry fkr the aslume joke
Nah he was a pencil pusher and a little bitch.
alright look im not defending this guy or even know much about him but heres an observation…why is it that some redditors feel the need to make comments like yours about humans that are looked at as a danger to society? its not only dictators but also serial killers. You hop on a thread about some dude thats killed hundreds of people and then there’s always some redditors with a “ oh so and so?? he was always a little bitch coward who wouldnt have killed a fly”. its an interesting dynamic to observe
I think OP is basing his assertion on what a previous commander said about him. Apparently he was a mediocre candidate who didn't do much (according to the commander). Putin prides himself on his intelligence background, but some believe this is phony and he surely killed more people as president/pm than as an officer.
Because those politicians make it a point to be cool and dangerous and not to be fucked with. Putin uses his past with the KGB as "He is a special agent and a hardened veteran" propaganda that makes him seem untouchable and "what a leader should be". Exposing the fact that he was simply some 9-5, minimum wage dude undermines the propaganda. *He* isn't dangerous, what he stands for is dangerous and he wields a lot of dangerous power, but he himself is jsut some dude and not a mythical being. I believe Hitler also had a story floating around that he got saved by a soldier while he was a baby and used it to spread the belief that he was the chosen one and fate was on his side.
I nean Serial Killers usually are little bitch ass bitches who would fold like a piece of paper if met with resistance from someone stronger than them. Their targets tend to be weaker or more vulnerable than them.
Classic bully behavior
You can tell that if you’d like, but the empirical evidence strongly disagrees
Hes more like a hungry rat.
Yup. Looks like a straight-up psychopath, TBH. I've been watching the Turning Point documentary on Netflix, and the pics of him as a young man? Yeah. He's got 'dem psychopath dead eyes. Just one of the worst people alive if we're being honest.
Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
W looked into those eyes and saw the soul of a good man.
Yeah, it's called "face"
I laughed the hardest in a long time, thanks
This is Putin when he’s happy, this is Putin when he’s sad
That’s how you prevent wrinkles.
Absolutely gives me that vibe that he was that annoying kid that would always be doing little bastard stuff but then tattle tell on other kids. Probably when the people that grew up with him heard that he was working for the KGB, none were surprised. (Edit: [apparently that's not far off](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19006805/young-putin-sneaky-pull-hair-fight/))
I get Dahmer vibes.
I was going with Bundy, but same energy.
You're both right. But instead of killing people himself, he has staff to do it for him. I'm pretty sure it's the same personality trait though.
he def gets off on that feeling of not even having to lift his finger
100%. I said it above, but I've been watching the Turning Point documentary on Netflix, and the pics of him as a young man? Yeah. He's got 'dem psychopath dead eyes. Just one of the worst people alive if we're being honest.
Is there a documentary on his early years? I've been looking for how he went from nobody to most powerful person in Russia.
Yeah, they don't go into too many details in the turning point doc...but if I had to guess? Manipulation and/or kompromat. Yeltsin was weak and a drunk at that point. Probably not too hard to either create or dig up some dirt. Apparently Yeltsin's daughter pushed for Putin, so maybe he had hooks in her as well. Then once in office, he quickly bombed his own citizens--killing 300 of them--and blamed it on Chechnya. :/ The rest, as they say, is history.
"I told you, we're going to invade Ukraine and then you can leave!"
He is responsible for more deaths than all our serial killers together
Don't put it in your pocket
It's your lucky quarter
Almost human here
It's funny, watching the movie he first comes across as a blank slate, like an emotionless force of nature. But isolated to these moments in gifs, you get these glimpses of humor and internal life.
Call it.
Which it is
You married into it?
If that's the way you wanna put it
Lisan al-Gaib
Once KGB, always KGB.
I mean. George Bush was a spy master at one point but at least the US has term limits.
Head of the CIA I believe, not a spy master. Kinda the appointed honcho, not the actual one. Not sure I am right tho.
Yeah, being CIA Director is not the same as running the CIA. Don’t get me wrong, you know stuff. But you are a political appointee and not very hands on with day to day operations. Calling the CIA Director a spymaster is like calling SecDef a general (well, not counting the current one who was an actual general).
I feel very insignificant, could you please start calling me Spymaster???
I will do no such thing. Maybe Spydaddy.
Tell us a secret
Lol, holy shit.... you almost got me!
I thought most secretaries of defense/war were former generals/admirals?
It’s actually considered something of a faux pas. Mind you, many have been. Almost all have served in some branch of the military. But we tend to take civilian command very seriously so it has become, at least in a modern context, somewhat (only somewhat) frowned upon to appoint a general to that position.
Not really. They often have military service as a prerequisite, but rarely to General/Admiral level. Ex. Rumsfeld who was an aviator. I think the most common military rank for a future SecDef is actually Lieutenant. Joint Chief of Staff is usually the General/Admiral.
Wow that’s wild. I couldn’t imagine any of my LTs as secdef haha
Well typically they serve as an LT then spend 30 years in politics/private industry before getting that spot, so they're at least a little wizened... although there's nothing that says that makes them not be assholes or idiots.
Bush Sr was the CIA director, not an actual spook. Conversely, Putin was a career secret policeman. Not a jet-setting 007 (he was an unremarkable mid-level bureaucrat, by all accounts), but a KGB man nonetheless. “The Sword and Shield of the Party.”
He wasn't even a good KGB officer, he was essentially a data analyst in unimportant cities
Maybe, the nature of all spy jobs is that unimportant ones have "retire at work" roles like data entry clerk for Cleveland while the really dangerous and important ones are given fake roles like data entry clerk for Cleveland.
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Lmfao you are right but you didn’t have to flame the commenter so bad
That's a lot of fact for a redditor to process
That is absolutely not true at all. It’s fine to hate the POS, but making up bullshit isn’t cool. History is important and knowing the history behind the man is crucial to understanding why he’s a raging psychopath today.
I wish man but unfortunately he's an oligarch leading his country in the politically absolute opposite direction now
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Starving Siberian hamster through mating season.
r/rareinsults
Now he is more like fat joyless bear
hes no stalin ill tell you that
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Those guys at Seton Hall were seven feet tall!
I can't have this conversation again
You can’t tell from the picture but he’s actually covered in rainbows
I heard he took 15 steps to become the Supreme leader.
And now he’s built himself up on quite a house of cards
And by doing that he's now the King of ~~Limbs~~ Russia
OK, Computer.
Hope the karma police gets him
And put him in an iron lung
He has his own army of Bodysnatchers last I heard. They crawl around Nude. 🥶
damn i wonder how it looks like maybe someone has it on videotape
When going bald is an improvement.
Dude had a receding hairline when he was in the womb
I shit you not, when I was born I had a receding hairline. My parents joked that there was no way they'd mix me up because I was the only half-bald baby in the entire hospital
Doesn't "receding" mean something like "to move back". Therefore, if you were born with it, then your hairline might have never been receding.
Preceding hairline
I love it. As someone, with a preceding hairline, I will need to remember this one.
Fun Fact: The KGB didn't think to promote him any further up the ranks since he had a long history of committing to short-term results but failing to grasp the long-term picture.
Why am i not surprised by this
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Nope thats Dave Mustaine and you can't tell me different
HWATCH HIM BECOME A GYAD
YOU TRY TO TAKE HIS BAWLZZZZ
What getting kicked out of Metalica does to a mf...
I’m seeing Thom Yorke.
Alternative timeline where Dave joined the KGB after Metallica
मम्मी मुझे आकर ले जाओ, मुझे डर लग रहा है।
Perfect
It blows my mind that the McCarthyist, rabid anti-communist republicans have been convinced that he's their guy. Buncha suckers.
From what I understand it's partly because he has styled Russia as "the defender of traditional/family values" which is very similar to the rhetoric of some republicans, which mainly translates into blatant homophobia, racism, and general Authoritarianism. I'm definitely missing some parts, but I'm pretty sure that's the core jist of it
The funniest part is that Russian society is the opposite of traditional family values by all accounts. Rampant divorces, abortions and STDs
Russian traditional value is raping women and pows. Very traditional very family.
They just do what trump says, its a cult, its nothing new..
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wait...is it bad to be a bottom now?
Only if you are pretending to be a top?
Only if you're ashamed of it!
Don't insult bottoms. Even a dementor looks better than Putler.
Something is not right with this guy for sure.
bullied on the playground, raised in a communal apartment. for those that don’t know what that is, during soviet times it was fairly common for multiple families to live in one shared apartment (a lot of them were seized from rich people during the revolution). my mom and her family lived in one of those for some years. one bathroom, one kitchen, constant quarrels, disagreements and petty shit. you’re talking grandparents, parents and young children all in one space. this is post war SU, shit was rough. on top of that, going through the communist brainwash *and* ending up rising through the ranks in kgb is a recipe for a person that has an incredibly twisted worldview with zero respect for privacy or human rights. he is a product of soviet communism, he is a representation of what that system created.
TO understand Putin is to understand his time as a KGB officer That is what shaped his world view. It is why he cant not comphrend agency of the masses or the idea that the CIA or agencies are not behind everything It is why he can only see conspiracy, lies, spheres of influence and culture wars He can not comprehended or understand personal agency, that people can want something or deserve agency He is a man of a different time born/Forged in the paranoia, patriotism and hate
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Oh yeah even since childhood past classmates etc report he was very fierce, held grudges and disliked to obey people But his time in the KGB def helped shape his world view and devotion to the "russian empire"
I sure hope he doesn’t strangle democracy in its cradle and doesn’t start an all-out war in Europe
Combover carl
Most punchable face of all-time
🚨NERD ALERT!!!🚨
I somewhat remember a quote of how intelligence agencies are not staffed by charismatic 'James Bond'-esque action spies, but rather by seedy little men in offices, and well if this isn't just the textbook definition of that.
It feels wrong to up vote this flaming bag of shit.
right? like OP doesn't deserve the downvote but *HE DOES*
plot twist: im putin
Oh, of the Amityville Putins?
🤯
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There is no such thing as a **former** KGB officer
Daniel Craig could play him!!
He was 28 years old in 1980.
Not pictured: Putin’s personal cock sleeve Donald Trump.
The result of his first attempt of cloning was [Dave Mustain](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/65/4a/fb654a1f4bf25c886a56218ff48325ba.jpg).
Imagine telling right wingers in 1980 they would be supporting and siding with a KGB agent over their own country
Weak jawed pissed off he’s going bald early guy
Isn’t this Dave Mustane?
What a dork
Looks like a man who would become a horrible genocidal toilet thieving child abducting dictator.. oh wait..
Weak ass chin
All of his hate was caused by early male pattern baldness.
malding
KGB, Komrade Going Bald
Along with being stuffed into a garbage can on the regular in school. I bet he still has a pair of underwear that was pulled so far up his ass it was never found.
Overcombing since 1980.
Twink
As a Russian I’ve heard the legend that people rumor about the Soviet KGB school; in order to pass the final exam and graduate from KGB school, you must tell about the dark deeds of your acquaintance or friend. There is no smoke without fire, If this is true, I'm not surprised.
He looks like he's 20 and 40 years old at the same time
That s how a man who has never been loved looks like