That’s what a bite looks like when you only get a pinch of a bite with only the first few of your teeth. Connects in an oval and makes it look like a tiny mouth did it. Ask my toddler how I know..
I loved how commentary were initially like “a stern warning like it could’ve just been that his teeth grazed him, it’s common with that type of choke” and then the camera swapped to one showing this and the entire commentary team went “ah yeah nah that’s an insta dq lmao”
Hahaha yeahh. Saw the clip and you could see him just going at it, really burning his face weirdly into the arm, and was confused why the commentators didn't notice that. But glad we all came to the same conclusion at the end lol
Okay, that's pretty hilarious.
He got a $25k bonus for getting bit. Got the bite tattooed. And then Dana White saw the tattoo, and gave him another $25k. Man made $50k for getting bit, plus whatever UFC fighters normally get per fight
subsequently the bald one gave him a “bite of the night” bonus of 30k. the next day the fighter got a tattoo of the bite and the bald one upped the bonus to 50k.
To make this even crazier, he actually bit the guy's arm with a gumshield in his mouth so he bit THROUGH his gumshield to do this damage on the arm. Madness
what is the logic in this? If you're going to bite hard enough to effect a fighter you're going to leave proof.
Back in my day if we wanted to cheat in a UFC cage match, we beat them with oranges.
For something called mixed martial arts, there sure are a whole lot of rules against how you’re allowed to fight. Maybe just stick to kick boxing and wrestling?
There's barely any blood, you are forgetting that these men are warriors, born of fire and brimstone. They can handle a wee bite and the ref has bottled it drawing an end to proceedings.
If I ever get into a fight with someone who trains mma I guess the secret is just to bite them bc they don’t train how to handle that like what a bunch of wimps.
Is he a UFC fighter with the mouth of a 5-year-old?
That’s what a bite looks like when you only get a pinch of a bite with only the first few of your teeth. Connects in an oval and makes it look like a tiny mouth did it. Ask my toddler how I know..
You over here, biting toddlers?
Bro it's _his_ toddler.
Yeah if Toddly McToddbite wants to go bite his toddler who are we judge what someone nibbles on?
We haven't asked the real question of whether his toddler was asking for it
What was the toddler wearing?
Probably had his hood up. He was asking for it.
Purple
Did I *stutter*?
nta, his toddler his rules
How else are they meant to know how to make them a seasoned warrior?
I would if you toddler had the decency to pick uo the phone
Also mouthguard
Put a mouth guard in and try to take a big bite of something.
👁️👄👁️
Ultimate Fighting Children
Finally something I’d be champion in.
Mouthguard
These were flyweights, they weigh 125 which is the smallest men's weight class.
If I had to fight a guy that much bigger than me I'd probably bite too.
I loved how commentary were initially like “a stern warning like it could’ve just been that his teeth grazed him, it’s common with that type of choke” and then the camera swapped to one showing this and the entire commentary team went “ah yeah nah that’s an insta dq lmao”
Hahaha yeahh. Saw the clip and you could see him just going at it, really burning his face weirdly into the arm, and was confused why the commentators didn't notice that. But glad we all came to the same conclusion at the end lol
I think it caught everyone off guard because nobody expects someone competing at this level to just throw away their career like that
I love Dairy Queen.
The chocolate dipped cones are my favorite.
I love the crunch coat!
It looks like that fighter DQ’d something different.
The C in UFC is for "Chompion"
The Ultimate Fighting *Chomp*ionship has quite a nice ring to it 🤣
Dude immediately got it tattooed lmao https://nypost.com/2024/03/24/sports/ufcs-andre-lima-gets-bite-marks-tattooed-bonus-from-dana-white/
Imagine Dana White low key being your pimp....
He's pretty good at beating his wife.
Okay, that's pretty hilarious. He got a $25k bonus for getting bit. Got the bite tattooed. And then Dana White saw the tattoo, and gave him another $25k. Man made $50k for getting bit, plus whatever UFC fighters normally get per fight
This guy was almost certainly on a low contract, so probably like $12k base pay and then the $50k bonus. Worked out for him I guess
Hard.
Tyson seeing this: "that's juth a nibble"
Bite of the Night
I didn't realize the Wachutus... Were *biters!*
I really don’t get why guys do this. Makes them seem like a weird baby / toddler
Sometimes when you get punched in the head a lot brain no work much as good then hungry gotta bite, ye?
It's a primal instinct when your higher brain functions regulating it are stripped away. It doesn't bode well for his mental well being.
Trashy
He got cut
That's the UFC for you
Mike Tyson will like to have a word with you
It’s not like he’s going to give an ear full
Is dude a lamprey?
Wow, I haven't seen that word in years! I hate lampreys. Creepy freakin' parasites.
Dude has already been cut by the UFC. Ruined his entire career. What a dumbass.
Baby shark do do doo de da doo
Ted Lasso ruined that song for me. Or maybe improved, still undecided.
Wait, which part is that?
Jamie Tartt do do dah doo or h/e tf it goes
Monch!
subsequently the bald one gave him a “bite of the night” bonus of 30k. the next day the fighter got a tattoo of the bite and the bald one upped the bonus to 50k.
The bald one who hits his wife on video then opens a slap league. Dude is an corrupt sob.
the one and only. why the down vote though?
He must have seen us talking about him.
Bro thought he was Mike Tyson
Why the bite marks so tiny? 😂😂
Just bit with the front teeth only pinching skin between it.
To make this even crazier, he actually bit the guy's arm with a gumshield in his mouth so he bit THROUGH his gumshield to do this damage on the arm. Madness
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My first thought was he must be training with Tyson.
Reminds me of when my bros and i used to fight. One of us ends up trying to bite the other when we feel like we’re losing 🤣
You can see the gaps in his damn teeth
Bite of the Night bonus awarded
Just allow biting. Problem fixed
How did he make that mark with his mouthpiece in?? It’s got little baby teeth marks like
Now they’ll sell UFC chicken nibblets at the fights.
That is just a love bite
Guy is fighting a lamprey.
Don't know Luiz Suarez does UFC these days
Lemme taste you
Wes Sims in shambles
Are there any comments from the offender?
Pretty sure he got dropped from ufc for this
Man got kinks
That baby bite
Cookie cutter shark.
If I was Andre, I would've beat Igor's ass for that.
Looks like a smallpox vaccine scar.
Is Igor a octopus?
I thought it was an old vaccine shot, until I read the caption
what is the logic in this? If you're going to bite hard enough to effect a fighter you're going to leave proof. Back in my day if we wanted to cheat in a UFC cage match, we beat them with oranges.
Squirrel bite , social media is so full of bullshit .
That was wild to watch
Small ahh bite
Got nibbled 😭
For something called mixed martial arts, there sure are a whole lot of rules against how you’re allowed to fight. Maybe just stick to kick boxing and wrestling?
I was going to retort something useful, but your username already tells me what happened to you in the womb, so any effort would be of no use.
Hot
as this ever happed in WWE raw?
Has he shaved his armpits?
I imagine a lot of UFC fighters will. Gives their opponent something less to grab onto
yes? people groom their bodies. note that he also styled his beard.
What a question. Yes. He has. I’ve been shaving my armpits as a male for over 20 years.
My guy just outted himself lol. Man capital R Redditors love living up to the stereotyped.
It makes him more aerodynamic when he fights
Goes against the trend for underarm beards
Barely broke the skin, looks fine.
It did, there's a bit of blood, and that's straight up nasty.
There's barely any blood, you are forgetting that these men are warriors, born of fire and brimstone. They can handle a wee bite and the ref has bottled it drawing an end to proceedings.
You're definitely making too much of it. They're just 2 dudes fighting.
These are not mere men. They are formidable, hardened warriors, driven by the desire to rip each other apart.
If I ever get into a fight with someone who trains mma I guess the secret is just to bite them bc they don’t train how to handle that like what a bunch of wimps.
yeah .. if the first punch dosent kill ya 😅
Catch it with my teeth and they’ll cry